#kalee rambles

[ace7librarian]

I have so many characters that I wish could be Tumblr sexyman but the fandoms are too small

#this is about ezra squall #ezra squall #nevermoor #wilbur cross #wiggog y'wrath #the lords in black #owen carvour #nmt Charles #max jagerman #nmt kale #sheila young #miss holloway #paul mathews #henry hidgens #linda monroe #grace chasity #ferius parfax #dexan videris #spellslinger #rambling in librarian

[lilaccoffin]

I can't think of a funny caption for this one, uh-

Sorry if it's kinda messy. I had a rough day today, so I tried to draw this to cheer up a little but it's not my most polished!

#doodlies #hi fi rush #ONCE AGAIN just my headcanons #I'm always excited to know others' LGBT headcanons! #I remembered the butch flag exists and I wanted to put it on Rekka #but like her hair has the colors so I was like POG she did the work for me #IT WAS HARD TO COLOR THESE NGL #had to rely on the neck ties a lot LMAO #I'm torn with Mimosa cause I can also see her as a lesbian #but the whole implied crush on Kale was like oh FDJSLF #anyway i'm rambling

[leronboi]

She knows lol

#myart #Hi-fi Rush #Hi-fi Rush Kale #Hi-fi Rush Korsica #Bruh Korsica's hair is hard to draw #I didn't expect to struggle but I did XD #I still think her hair looks goofy but I tried jskjks #But drawing this was a struggle too lol #Idk if yall remember the springjara comic I did but how tf did I drew that??? #Lik where did that energy come from?? I won't ever have that again #But who knows lol #Sorry for the rambles LMAO #Hope yall like this one ;p

[weirdoartist21]

I sure most know this but I noticed no one mentioned anything about it

So as we know Peppermint is 23 and Kale is about 38(Probably the best number we got according to the creator) 38-23 is well 15 so Kale was 15 when his sister was born. And as we know Peppermint has been clearly the favorite child since literally she would have been the one to take over if she never had left. Now imagine being in Kale's situation, you most likely want to be like your mom and take over then you get a sister suddenly. Then that chance of ever taking over your mom's company becomes slim, despite you are the oldest and usually in history or that the oldest is the one to get the 'throne' The youngest kid only would ever become heir to the throne if A the oldest one is unable to do it do to death or sickness or B they turn the title down and leave. But the only one that could fit this would be A but Roxanne would have clearly used Vandelay to heal her son upright if he did get truly sick which I theorize he got into the same accident as Peppermint that made her lose her leg or he got badly sick like Roquefort maybe that's why he let him join Vandelay cause he knew how it felt to be so sick that your body is failing you. Yet the description for Kale Boss looks said the keyword 'upgrade'. So either Kale never had the robot body before and decided now was his chance to actually live then suffer or he had a robot body but it wasn't cut out to him either he did need a better one for his health or he just wanted to feel stronger. The key thing is that Peppermint does mention Kale is always used by people but he would be an adult by the time Peppermint could even remember the earliest thing in her childhood. So not sure how she would have known who Kale was if clearly, she wasn't there for his life. I may be sounding crazy but I'm sure I would be real upset if my younger sibling suddenly became the favorite and took a dream of running my family company in seconds. I know Kale was a teen when Peppermint was born and babies need a lot of attention but we all remember how hard and struggling being a teen was. But I can say Kale is a bad person, I mean he mind-controlled his own mom to get what he wanted and tried to kill Chai many times and gave zero care when his coworker turned into fireworks/a pancake. But as we know people aren't born bad, they grow bad without the right help.

Anyway welcome to my ted talk sorry for my rambling

#hi fi rush kale #hi fi rush #hi fi rush chai #hi fi rush peppermint #hi fi rush rambles #hi fi rush roquefort #hi fi rush rekka #kale vandelay #chai hi fi rush #hfr #Hi Fi Rush #hi fi rush roxanne #808 hi fi rush #808 #peppermint vandelay

[nibblelinephym]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the killer track” 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just heard thesong. from your vocal chords

my buddy kale pacing: i dont even know if im human anymore

#achilles rambles #uhhhh yeah this can go in the maintags #killer track #nightmare time 2 #nmt2 #hatchetfield #nmt kale #<- please god give us last names. for side characters #this has probably been done before but idc idcccc im having fun

[misteria247]

Y'all wanna know something super ironic that I noticed? Due to my brother showing me clips way too many times in that terrible show Velma, Mindy tries so hard to make people sympathize with her version of Velma. And tries desperately to make it seem like everyone else, mainly Fred is the bad guy. But honestly I feel more sympathy for Fred than I do her. Like-

Despite Fred's rich reputation, this guy's got the absolute worst home life ever. He's got this really awful dad who pressures him to hit puberty despite being unable to and who puts him in uncomfortable situations, he's got a mom that babys him so much that she literally feeds him and watches him use the bathroom. (Which btw that's completely unhinged behavior). Not to mention that the people he's surrounded by on the daily are absolutely God awful.

His supposed gf Daphne has no respect for his personal boundaries and tries to pressure him into doing things he doesn't want to do and tries to make him feel guilty when he tells her no. Not to mention that she cheats on him with Velma while he's in jail for a crime he didn't commit. Velma's constantly belittling him and embarrassing him in front of people all the time, and makes fun of his insecurities and uses them against him. Fred literally gets laughed at by the entire town while in court due to his late blooming of puberty, because Velma decided to throw those insecurities out there for everyone to see. Everyone treats him like he's stupid when in reality he's actually smart because he read a whole book on the complicated history of women in the span of a single day. Plus he's actually pretty nice as seen with the attorney when he thanks him for helping him out, (only to have his father pressure him to be more "manly" and made him change his attitude). There's also the moment where he thanks Norville for the help while in jail. Fred's literally under constant pressure from everyone around him and has so many expectations put on him that he literally lashes out in fits of anger because it becomes too much for him. It's no wonder he gets snippy.

Like it's so ironically funny that Mindy tried so hard to make her "Velma" the character you're supposed to root for and sympathize with, but in the end she ended up making Fred that character despite her obvious want to make him the bad guy.

It's just insanely hilarious.

#oli talks #ooc #muns ramblings #mindless ramblings of a madman #scooby doo #hbo velma #velma show #scooby gang #mindy kaling #velma dinkley #fred jones #daphne blake #norville shaggy rogers #this show is terrible and they massacred everyone that I've ever loved #but I just couldn't help but notice this and find it super funny that it backfired horribly

[theygender]

While we wait for the results my doctor wants me to try a fully gluten-free diet for one week, then a fully dairy-free diet for one week, and then a fully gluten-and-dairy-free diet for one week to see if any of those combinations improve my symptoms, and y'all. You would not believe how few things are gluten-and-dairy-free. I'm updating my future orders on my meal delivery service and during the week that I'm supposed to be doing both there are only three options available 😭 and of those options, all three contain foods that my gf isn't supposed to eat bc of her GERD and chronic kidney stones

#ugh #she can probably manage pork okay for one meal so ig ill order that one #she shouldnt have any kale tho so. the other two are out #but i found some gluten free ones that can be MADE dairy free by substituting some ingredients #(ie milk butter -> plant butter) #so. ill order those ones too #how do people do this for like their whole life #rambling

[mintysketch]

You know I find it so funny that none of Hi Fi Rush would have happened(or at least not in the same way) if only Kale didn't trow Chai's MP3.

Like he created his biggest enemy...on accident... because he was being a prick lmao-

#hi fi rush #hi fi rush spoilers #hi fi rush kale #hi fi rush chai #God I love this game. #minty's random rambles

[ace7librarian]

I relate to kale killertrack on a deep personal level because I

Am queer

Am secretly a vegetable

Hate it when people say things they don't mean

Am addicted to music and listen to one song on repeat

Am mentally unstable

Will explode if something happens to my phone

#killer track #killer track kale #starkid #hatchetfield #nightmare time 2 #nmt kale #jae hughes #rambling in librarian

[undergrounddweller89]

You know how Kale literally fucking shouts COME HERE

At Chai and then lands getting those big robot hand shield things lodged in the ground .

What if when they're lodged in the ground Chai instead of summoning Macron, goes up to him and Kale stops struggling but notices Chai actually acting shy.

"I'm... I'm here..."

Kale stares as he watches Chai tuck a piece of hair behind his ear.

His eyes were still brown so this wasn't to do with spectra, he stared at him , taking in the sight of a not so cocky defect, but rather a blushing one.

He reaches forward, seeing Chai flinch a little he knows he only has himself to blame, but still Chai doesn't move away, the sound of electric hums through the air as the dark clouds roll by with their thunderous tone, but something is still and silent between them as he places a hand gently on Chai's cheek.

Kale thinks about how warm and soft he is, how beautiful, how tired he looks , he knows that tiredness, his body used to ache from it, when his body was ...human...parts of it internally still were...but now as he lifts Chai's chin to have him look up, to look into his eyes, which are his own....not machine made, he leans down....to kiss him, with his lips, his flesh his own skin touching a warmth he'd long forgotten.

He pulls him close and wraps his arms around him and soon he hears the clang of wood and guitar strings as Chai responds, kissing him just as deep just as passionately. Two beings from practically different worlds coming together, perhaps not love, not yet, but undeniably there was something that pulsated and became one between them.

As it came to an end Kale felt him fall against his body, his voice so sleepy, it was endearing, almost like a child trying to stay awake and saying they weren't tired.

"Kale....can we stop fighting now.... please?"

Picking him up in his arms, he buried his face against his neck nodding

"It's over Chai....I don't want to fight anymore , I'm tired to."

(dang I rambled again :3c)

#kale x chai #chai x kale #i went off and rambled again #hi fi rush

[leronboi]

Is it possible for me to get an entire model of this fuckin chair?

#lerons rambles #I have some ideas that I would like to draw that involves this specific chair 😭😭 #I don't wanna guess the design but I'm sure I'll have to 😔 #Also Kale has a gamer chair bruh #And ngl it looks uncomfortable aff

[oksullen]

im- heyyyyyy

#kale rambles #anime #haikyuu #haikyu!! #haikyuu!! #haikyu #haikyu! #haikyuu x reader #goshiki tsutomu #goshiki x reader #tsutomu goshiki #goshiki haikyuu #goshiki art #haikyuu official art

[cosmererambles]

Anyone ever stop to realize that Sabellion is the father of all those dragons that we toted to Birthing Pools or whatever?

Dude Fucks. Though I think it's a mixture between him and one other male dragon; genetics are p important and the Black Dragons are smart enough to realize this. Three females for sure contributed to the nest. I like to think Osoria is Sabellions favorite and who he'd choose as Prime Consort, had he risen to the title of Aspect.

"Ah, Wrathion. As a member of my army, I order you to contribute to the survival of our species. There are plenty of beautiful females to choose from." "I find it amusing you are giving them up as if they do not have a choice in the matter, and also: No."

"Give up this "attracted to males." fancy! The survival of our species supercedes it!"

I don't think that Sabellion is homophobic more that he's like "Listen, you just need to fuck a woman ONCE and make some babies." and Wrathion is like. "Can u not."

#ramblings #Warcraft #Wrathion #Sabellion #He actually talks to Wrathion this way IN FRONT of Kale who finds it amusing but also very annoying #to the point that Kale does indeed threaten Sabellion when he interrupts some quality time #Like just...leave my gay dudes alone #Sabellion you fuck enough and Ebyssian will fuck enough it's fine #Let Wrathion be gay #also Wrathion is #number one feminist #and would not like someone going "Oh take any of these women for your bedmate #like excuse me?

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

Gisela and Umber

welp here goes nothing

"You left her there?"

Vespera pulled her stupid loose sleeve back over her shoulder. "Yes. Did you not say you had preparations in place in case any member were to fall?"

"I was hoping it'd be you," Gisela muttered, hoping Vespera could feel every drop of venom dripping from her voice.

She seemed, however, unaware. "There was no point in retrieving her body. I do pity whoever has to break the news to Trix."

Gisela sat down, defeated, and rubbed her temples. Vespera brushed her arm as she turned to leave, then paused. She looked down at Gisela with her cold, empty, eyes.

"I do not understand why you are so upset."

She left without another word.

Gisela groaned. She didn't understand why she was so upset either. But she certainly wasn't going to be the one to tell Trix. Especially since they already didn't get along for... reasons.

Slowly, she stood up to fetch Gethen. Half the plan was his making, so it had to be his fault anyway. Alvar, as well. Couldn't even open the hive himself. He was to blame for Umber's death.

Gisela sighed and fixed her posture.

The show must go on.

#i've noticed my writing tends to be very rambly #kale gets an ask #kotlc #kotlc gisela #gisela sencen #lady gisela #kotlc umber

[emeraldreverie]

the weather says the other night is likely the last frost of the season....do....i dare?.....should i....expose my plampts?

can i put more seeds in the ground?

tune in tomorrow when i'll likely *need* to touch dirt to recover from A Rough But Necessary Thing

#loz rambles #o no i need more dirt #did manage to get five of my mato seedlings into bags #so i've started! #and my peas are starting to really sprout #i should reseed those tomorrow too #the brassicas have been doing real good #except for the one that snapped in half bc of wind #but the brussel sprouts are looking very promising #and wow the kale and collards are Happy #garden edition #ope need to source another camellia sinensis too...

[mossy-covered-bones]

Nothing more indulgent than a sandwich w just. Absolutely everything on it

#made egg sandwiches #toasted bread #mixed garlic cloves garlic powder onion powder salt mustard mozzarella cheese #put mustard and mayo #topped w kale from yesterday thatd been cooked w olive oil gallic cloves onions bell peppers and lemon pepper just w the peppers picked out #and a big piece of lettuce + a slice of tomato #and a bit more shredded mozz #absolutely heavenly #sev rambles