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amikotsu · 3 months
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Kakashi, to an exhausted Itachi: “I think it would be best if I carried you.”
Itachi: “I'm fine, Kakashi.”
Kakashi: “Ah, forgive me. I wasn't firm enough. I'm carrying you. Don't make this harder for yourself.”
Itachi, inching away: “I'll use my sharingan on you.”
Kakashi: “An empty threat. If you make this difficult, I'll princess carry you through the gate so everyone can see my chivalrous act.”
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uchihaprodigy · 8 months
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Hokage/ Anbu AU
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watermelonsloth · 2 months
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In my previous polls I found the trend of people really not liking Kakashi ships, so out of curiosity
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adhdnojutsu · 2 months
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Kisame to the rescue!
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phoenixyfriend · 1 year
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Scale of one to ten: Kakashi/fem!Itachi, arranged marriage (intended to bring skilled blood and manage the Conflict of the 'stolen' eye).
Could be a non-massacre AU, could be a 'Kakashi runs into a 19yo missing nin and cracks a joke about being engaged in order to make things awkward enough that backup can arrive.'
Kakashi spends years avoiding Itachi because Wow That Is A Teenager And I Don't Want To Think About That. He'll follow through on the contract that only barely kept him from getting his eye dug out, and he'll do whatever he has to do to fulfill his end and keep their marriage a pleasant one, but until Itachi's physically an adult, he'd like to avoid her, because he is a Grown Ass Man and she is. Not. It would just be weird.
(He still gets Sasuke as his student and that means he has to start interacting with Itachi again, and she's... well, she's almost an adult now, but he still doesn't really want to interact with someone he knows he'll be marrying while that someone still looks like they could have baby fat.)
Obito, after the Plot: You married my BABY COUSIN?? Kakashi: ...under duress. Obito: She's a BABY. Itachi: I'm twenty-one. Obito: A toddler. Itachi: I have been murdering people since I was six. Obito: Never mind, you are an innocent infant and you-- Itachi: Do you treat Sasuke this way? Is my womanhood a factor? Obito: Wait no that's not-- Itachi: I didn't know you had such outdated views on the kunoichi's role in shinobi life. Obito: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.
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kakaitaweek · 3 months
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Prompts for KakaItaWeek2024 are here! 🎊🎉🍾
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spvce-oddity · 4 months
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no i don't believe men are born to be killers / i don't believe that the world can't be saved / how did you get there and when did it start? / an innocent child with a thorn in his heart
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hoshigaki · 10 months
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i love canon divergent itachi aus that follow canon plotlines like this is it in my head:
if the massacre never happened and the akatsuki didnt exist then itachi and shisui would end up happily together with possible adultery on the side just how kishi likes his uchihas
if the massacre never happened BUT the akatsuki did exist then itachi and kakashi would have a torrid awful unhealthily codependent but very hot relationship that ends with itachi and kakashi battling for the hokage position and one of them gets assasinated by tobito. alternatively one of them gets kidnapped by the akatsuki and this is where kisame comes in in a hot evil way.
if the massacre did happen but the akatsuki didnt exist, then itachi would just be the funniest rogue nin ever and he should flee to kiri for no other reason than to deconstruct the propaganda that kisame already doubts
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lossie92 · 4 months
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good boy
(aka some kkit a/b/o spice for your viewing pleasure)
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goodbyelore · 1 year
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Used @kakaitaweek as an excuse to make a matching set. 
Used the ‘free space’ on the bingo board as freedom to do what I wanted hehe. They’re just having a cute little battle. 
On twt too. 
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lightweaving · 8 months
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Can I uhhhhhh have Itachi/Ibiki or Kakashi/Itachi in “We’ll always toe that fine line but never actually, like, cross it, will we?” 🙏
Listen I love kakaita with a passion so obviously it had to be these two ❤️ I just have so many feelings about their senpai/kouhai dynamic and also the fact that they've both suffered so similarly and THEY CAN HEAL EACH OTHER'S EMOTIONAL WOUNDS OK
Wallflower
Length: 1.3k
Summary: Kakashi finds Itachi hiding out in the Uchiha library.
Regency AU, set after a war that's implied to be an analogue to the Napoleonic Wars
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Footsteps echoed down the corridor, and Itachi willed whoever it was to walk past the library, to leave him be. But the stars were not in his favour on that day, for the sound paused before it continued, muffled by the carpet that covered the library.
"One would think," a teasing voice sounded, and Itachi felt himself perk up, "that I would be able to locate Lord Uchiha at the ball thrown by the Uchiha Family. And yet, here you sit, far from the festivities. Where I had planned to hide, in fact."
Itachi pinched the bridge of his nose, sighing. "Has my absence been noticed so quickly?"
Kakashi chuckled as he entered Itachi's field of vision. He cut a dashing figure as he always did, clothed in a navy blue waistcoat. As Itachi's eyes roved down his figure, a familiar warmth sparked to life within him. "You know it has, my lord. The noble Lord Uchiha, awarded a medal of valour for his daring deeds against Orochimaru? The devastatingly handsome heir to the Naka Dukedom, recently returned from the warfront? The debutantes are casting their eyes all about the ballroom to be the first to spot you. Oh, and your mother is looking for you as well."
Itachi sighed once more, and snapped his book shut. He should return to the ballroom. It was the height of rudeness for him to hide in the library at a party hosted by his own family, and yet…
"It just seems so trivial," he admitted quietly, casting his eyes out the window, watching the steady flow of carriages in and out of the Uchiha Manor grounds. "All the social niceties, pretending I have any interest at all in discussing the weather or the races. To watch them, you would never realise how close to ruination we came. We fought as hard as we did in order to preserve this way of life, and yet, I find myself wholly unable to enjoy it."
Kakashi nodded slowly. "I keep hearing Obito's voice," he admitted. "Nagging at me to ask the wallflowers to dance. I almost did. And then I thought of having my back to all those people."
Not much more needed to be said. Both men well knew the horrors of war. It was not a thing of glory as the poets painted it – it was a thing of fear, of wondering if the man you embraced in the morning would live to see another sunrise. Of praying you would still be able to eat, dress and wash without requiring assistance at the close of each day. Kakashi had been fortunate to have only lost an eye in the conflict. And Itachi? The stars had smiled upon him indeed, for all his scars were invisible ones.
"And so, you sought out this wallflower instead," Itachi said, attempting a moment of levity. That was how it had been between them. Kakashi, bereft at losing Obito, and Itachi, still aching from Shisui's death, had found comfort in each other's company. Taking turns to wallow in despondency, and taking turns to lift the other out of the morass of grief. Just being with each other had soothed the sting of the loss, and he had almost believed himself healed.
Thankfully, his remark worked, and Kakashi snorted. "Of course," he mused. "My Lord Uchiha is hiding because he is too shy to dance! The only way to rectify this would be with a dancing lesson."
Itachi felt his lips quirk upwards. Kakashi always had that effect on him. "If my Lord Hatake would be so kind," he murmured. His heart beat faster at the thought of having Kakashi in his arms once more. They had not touched since they had left the warfront.
Two men sharing a tent and even their bedrolls was not looked askance at when female companionship was lacking, but back in polite society? It was utterly unthinkable. It mattered little that his and Kakashi's touches had been entirely innocent ones – holding each other through nightmares, stroking each other's hair. Any hint of the intimacy they had shared would be enough to court scandal.
Kakashi's hand settled around Itachi's waist, scorching even through the layers of cloth that separated it from his skin. "My Lord, if the purpose of this lesson is to restore my confidence in dancing, should I not be the one to lead?" Itachi remarked, desperately attempting to reduce the tension that had manifested the instant they had touched.
"If it was a normal dancing lesson, then of course," Kakashi replied, eyes twinkling in that way which always lightened Itachi's heart. "But you are a wallflower, and so you must be coaxed. And of course, I am taller than you."
By a scant few centimetres, but it was not as if Itachi was keeping track.
They were entirely silent as they twirled around the room, with only the books to bear witness. And then Kakashi dipped Itachi low before lifting him back up, and both men paused. There was an electricity crackling between them that they were both unwilling to extinguish.
"In Icha Icha," Kakashi said finally, "this would be the moment when the two lovers would kiss."
Itachi could barely suppress his smile. Kakashi had carried that noxious orange book everywhere, even breaking it out during column formations to break the tension before they met the Oto forces in battle.
He lifted a hand to Kakashi's face, tracing its hard planes. Looking into the eye that, like Itachi's, had seen far too much.
"Are we lovers, then?" Itachi whispered.
"We could be."
They could be, if Itachi was willing to forsake his duty as the heir to the Naka Dukedom. They could be, if Kakashi was willing to cry off from his engagement with a wealthy heiress, one that had been arranged while Kakashi was still in the cradle. They could be, if they were willing to be condemned by the ton for their unnatural desires.
But could Itachi truly abdicate, casting all responsibility onto his younger brother's shoulders?
Kakashi must have read the conflict in his expression, for he tilted his head and smiled in that way which forced his eye closed. He had once confided to Itachi that he did it when his eye watered, to prevent a show of weakness. Even as he took a small step back, his hand tightened on Itachi's waist.
"We have always toed that fine line, but it appears that we will never cross it," Kakashi said. Anyone else would have thought he was utterly unruffled. But then, anyone else would not have soothed him through the nightmares he had experienced after Obito had taken a bullet meant for him; would not know that precise set of his shoulders which indicated he was a single step away from the complete annihilation of his dignity.
Itachi felt the breath leave his chest. Something told him that if he allowed Kakashi to walk away now, this would be the end of everything. Of late night conversations over a bottle of whiskey they weren't supposed to have, of verbal spars and practice sword fights which ended in one of them getting pinned beneath the other, sweaty and panting.
Of dances set to a funeral dirge which only they could hear.
"No," Itachi whispered. He swallowed, and forced himself to say it once more with greater emphasis, to ensure Kakashi heard his resolve. "No." He had lost Shisui, and had only survived the loss of the man he loved because Kakashi had been there to patch the hole Shisui had left behind.
If he lost Kakashi too, it would end him.
Seizing Kakashi's face in his hands, Itachi pressed his lips against Kakashi's.
The music crescendoed as their hands and lips explored each other, finally allowing themselves the release they had denied themselves for far too long.
They had given enough of themselves. Perhaps now, it was time to allow themselves to take instead.
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amikotsu · 5 months
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Itachi, looking at Sukea: "You look ridiculous."
Kakashi: "That's what I was going for. You look stunning, as usual."
Itachi, confused: "I'm wearing the same cloak every other Akatsuki member wears."
Kakashi, winking: "I'm imagining what's underneath."
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uchihaprodigy · 8 months
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Arranged marriage AU
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saccharinepossum · 10 days
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I was getting an autism assessment (idk if that's the word ) like three years ago but then the counselor got pregnant and never came back to the school and I didn't get a follow up so I can safely say I'm NOT autist and I beat the spectrum allegations thanks to circumstances.
"merci à la dame qui n'est jamais revenue <3"
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adhdnojutsu · 1 year
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Minors in adult spaces, where have I seen this before, riiiiiiiiiiiight, over on Twitter... Except, Itachi doesn't whine about encountering age-inappropriate stuff.
Art by me.
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narutocookbook · 1 year
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✨🍜 Naruto Cookbook: Applications Close January 31st 🍜✨
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All applications are still open, but we're running a little thin on food/drink contributors specifically. If that sounds like something you might be interested in, please take a look at the project website linked below and consider applying 🧡✨
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