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haikyuuincorrecttrash · 2 years

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oikawa: my boyfriend Iwa-chan is amazing. he’s so sweet and kind even though he looks super intimidating and i love him so much.

yamaguchi: Tsukishima is mostly really chill, doesn’t try to control my life and has an affinity for dinosaurs puns, but he’s a lovable idiot.

hinata: this is Kageyama. 2/10, not recommended.

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fortuna-majoris · 2 years

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Kagehina incorrect quote

(Ps. Bad Pick up lines)

(This can be read as both pre or post time skip)

Hinata: You know I realised, you call me so many names, boke, baka, hinata, The Greatest Decoy. But.....

Kageyama: Yes.....

Hinata: I want to know when are you gonna call me your boyfriend

Kageyama (blushing): S-shut up boke!!!!! Are you free on Saturday 7pm???

Hinata (also blushing): Yes

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kozukenbsf · 1 year

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NEW HAIKYUU OFFICIAL ART!! IT LOOKS AMAZING OMG

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu kozume #nekoma #they look all so good #i love them #kenma looks so cute #look at kageyama's face lmao #and tsukishima laughing #hinata is adorable as always #oikawa and iwazumi are so hot #bokuto and akaashi are perfect as always #kagehina #bokuaka #kuroken #offical art

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tendou-satori-chocolatier · 2 months

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Kuroo: I was out shopping today and a girl looks at me and says "oh yeah, I need to buy a hairbrush." always happy to help

Hinata: when we were shopping, kageyama looked at me, snapped his fingers and said "I need to get shrimp!"

Tsukishima: that's not as bad as yamaguchi looking at you and gasping "salt!" as he runs to aisle 25 when you're just trying to buy bread

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nekomanessa · 1 year

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blueberrysunflowers · 7 months

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atsumu and bokuto, bursting into hinata’s room: SEE !! HE’S MAKING OUT WITH TOBIO-CHAN… huh?

kageyama, pausing the match they were watching: ?

hinata, to kageyama: really? why didn’t you tell me, tobio? i would have paused the video.

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northescere · 23 days

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Haikyuu!! as things my friends and I have said (part 2)

edit: part 1

Once again some of these have been edited slightly to make more sense in Haikyuu context.

warning: My friends and I say a lot of unhinged things which include a lot of swearing and like one sexual joke

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Tendou: Put whatever the fuck you want on pizza, just not in front of the Italians

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Daichi when someone falls asleep during study group: Can you please kick him and wake him up

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Tanaka: Noya what’s with the all caps bro

Nishinoya: I HAVE AN EXCUSE I GOT AN ANEURYSM TRYING TO DO MATH

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Hinata: (stepping onto the court and inhaling) Smell that volleyball scent

Kageyama: (frowning) Body odour?

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Bokuto: I remember I once read that male tits are one of the most useless body parts. But what will gay people bite on when they’re fucking?

Kuroo: The feet? Obviously they would bite on the feet

Kenma: What the actual Hell

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Sakusa: My lap is cold for some reason

Atsumu: Need someone to sit on it?

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Suna: just backwards shrimp

Osamu: that is NOT how you solve scoliosis

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Tendou: If crossing lights are shaped like people, why aren’t traffic lights shaped like cars?

Ushiwaka: (eyes going wide)

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Tanaka (talking about Zyrtec): IT DOESN’T WORK.

Saeko: THEN DOWN THE WHOLE FUCKING BOTTLE, RYUU. TAKE IT LIKE A SHOT (aggressive drinking movements)

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Terushima: I won’t find a shit husband, I’ll find a piss husband

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(texting)

hoshiumi: im amazing. I know everything

hirugami: are you god 😟😟😟

hoshiumi: no

hoshiumi: im a threat start running

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counsellor: has anyone here ever had a disagreement with their parents?

oikawa: I once had an argument with my dad over the existence of aliens

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slaytism · 15 days

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Hinata: my boyfriend is too tall to kiss him on the lips, what should I do?

Tsukishima: kick him the nuts, and when he's doubled over in pain, kick him again.

Nishinoya: dump him

Tanaka: wait like a lion, and then when he's not expecting it, attack him with kisses!

Yachi: tickle him and when he's down give him kisses.

Kageyama: NO! TO ALL OF THOSE! Just ask me to bend down- ok?

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silverynight · 7 months

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Daichi: We won the match and you know what that means!

Karasuno team: We get a hug from Hinata!

Hinata: huh?

Kageyama: No!

In the end Kageyama has to scowl and suffer in silence because Daichi says he needs to share with the rest of the team.

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hotvinimon · 6 months

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Kageyama : I have very high standards. I only fall in love with graceful-

Hinata : *stumbles into the room, knocking down a vase, startling 2 cats, tripping over his vollyball and landing flat onto his face *

Kageyama :

Kageyama : I want that one

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haikyuuincorrecttrash · 1 year

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yachi: kiss, marry, kill: Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, Hinata.

kageyama: kill Tsukishima, kill Yamaguchi…

kageyama:

kageyama: marry Hinata.

kageyama: *looks at Hinata eyes full of intent*

hinata: …yes.

yamaguchi: *whispering* what the hell just happened?

tsukishima: *whispering back* i- i think they just got engaged.

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kozukenbsf · 1 year

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low quality haikyuu is my therapy

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tendou-satori-chocolatier · 3 months

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Kageyama: when I was younger I had a crush on a boy and didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote him a letter that just said, "Get out of my school".

Hinata: ... THAT WAS YOU?!?!

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nekomanessa · 1 year

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blueberrysunflowers · 8 months

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kageyama: you have a face.

hinata: ???

kageyama: i mean, you have a good face.

hinata: thank… you?

kageyama: this is my attempt at flirting.

kageyama: i have no idea what im doing

kageyama: please date me

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vintaeim · 1 year

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oikawa: look, let’s just agree to say “i’m sorry” on the count of three. one... two... three...

kageyama:

oikawa:

oikawa: see, now i’m disappointed in the both of us.

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