#kabuoro

[liss-art]

"Love is" marathon

#digital art #fan art #naruto #by liss art #love is #happy valentines #orochimaru #kabuto yakushi #kabuoro

[clam-mmmm]

#kabuoro #yakushi kabuto #orochimaru

[cassicaendra]

The team: if somebody from us will be a girl we become absolutely true canon

(maybe smb else or another, add it too with repost lmao)

#sasunaru #hashimada #kabuoro #kakaobi #kakuhida #yaoi #naruto fandom #naruto fanfiction #naruto

[yowyowyaoi]

*Itachi and Obito walk into the house; Itachi is holding Hidan’s hand and Obito is carrying Deidara*

Kakuzu: Oh god … what happened now?

Itachi: We all thought it would be fun to stop at a carnival on our way back from the mission.

Obito: They had a really big haunted house there.

Itachi: We think it may have been a bit too much for these guys … Deidara hasn’t spoken a word all the way back and Hidan’s holding my hand so hard it’s turning purple.

Kakuzu: *goes and pries Hidan’s hand loose from Itachi’s, then throws Hidan over his shoulder* Well we could certainly use the peace and quiet. I’m going to put him in the bath and then lay him down to sleep. *walks out with him*

Obito, tiredly: Deidara please, I’ve lost most of the feeling in my arms …

Kisame: *pries Deidara’s arms from around Obito’s shoulders and sets him gently on the couch* Just what in the world was so scary in there that these two came away so traumatized?

Itachi: Well, the haunted house actors staged something where zombies and ghouls were chasing down people and eating them. But it was all make-believe, and the people who got “eaten” were also clearly actors, so I don’t know why this scared them so badly.

Obito: We did get separated for a time … from what we could see they had wandered into this tiny dark little room. Perhaps what they saw in there was —

Deidara, suddenly: SNAKE!!!!!!

Itachi: … what??

Konan: Did he just say —

Hidan, from the bathroom, screaming: Snake!! SNAKE!!

Obito: Is THAT what they saw? Did they get into a room full of snakes? I didn’t even notice that …

*meanwhile, back at the haunted house*

Kabuto: This place of yours was a great idea, Lord Orochimaru. We’re making a ton of money; we’ll be able to afford so much more lab equipment!

Orochimaru: One of my better ideas.

Kabuto: And that “secret room” of yours … I won’t ask what you’re doing to scare the people you get into there, but they all leave it looking as though their soul has been snatched out of their body. 

Orochimaru: Mm. And I finally got back at some Akatsuki members.

Kabuto: I would have thought, if anything, you’d have gone after your former partner, or the Uchiha. Why those two brats?

Orochimaru: The blonde brat stole Sasori from me. And the Jashinist? He dares to strut about as if he invented the concept of immortality. But who’s got the last laugh now? They’ll have nightmares for weeks and disturb every single person in that pretentious group! *laughs manically*

Kabuto: 

Kabuto: Remind me never to get on your bad side.

#halloween #halloween 2023 #haunted house #snakes #kabuoro #orokabu #orochimaru x kabuto #the akatsuki #deidara #hidan #kakuzu #itachi uchiha #obito uchiha #kisame hoshigaki #konan #nagato #orochimaru #kabuto yakushi #a hint of orosaso

[hellbubu]

Orochimaru and Kabuto: *arguing about something in front of Sasuke*

Orochimaru: *gasps* *covers Sasuke’s ears* How could you say that in front of our son?!?!?!

Sasuke, who was spacing out: ?????

#naruto #orochimaru #kabuto yakushi #kabuoro #sasuke uchiha #mj's dumbassercy

[ventriclealchemy]

Happy Birthday Kabuto

I mean, that’s what I would like for my birthday, to comb Orochimaru’s beautiful hair.

Enjoy 💜

Drawn in Procreate

Timelapse Video:

#orochimaru #orochimaru x kabuto #kabuto yakushi #kabuto #kabuoro #orokabu #timelapse #ventriclealchemy #my art

[otonokuni]

#orochimaru #kabuto yakushi #orokabu #kabuoro #vibrates #I’m

[illumiao]

I see people switch fandoms every 6 months or so but today is the 2 year anniversary of my orochimania. And just yesterday i was daydreaming about kabuto folding orochimaru in 2 on the clock at 11am

#orochimaru #kabutinho #kabuoro #n•s•f•w

[brbrbrbruh]

two sides of one couple

#art #digital art #kabuto yakushi #orokabu #orochimaru #gay art #kabuoro

[liss-art]

i need a separate post of this XDD

#naruto #digital drawing #fan art #orochimaru #by liss art #kabuto #orokabu #kabuoro

[clam-mmmm]

#kabuoro #yakushi kabuto #orochimaru #naruto

[jesseevelann]

Which naruto characters are mostly likely to be a yandere? >:)

Random order of Yandere-ness:

Madara is the biggest Yandere to ever Yandere. The typical obsessive schoolgirl crush, "If I can't have him, no one can" aesthetic. That's just him in canon, you can't deny that, Hashirama-Senpai was all he thought about

Gaara as a youngin most definitely. Completely off the rails

Hidan. Jashin isn't the only one he can sacrifice lives for

Kabuto. Already a mad scientist, what's a little murder for his lover? Not cause any problems, surely

Deidara. By complete accident though. Gets too jealous, too worked up and it just happened.

Sasuke, much like Madara. Very possessive, hates it when people leave. Especially his Sakura-San.

#jesse answers #madara uchiha #hashimada #gaara no sabaku #leegaa #hidan #hidatana #kabuto yakushi #kabuoro #deidara #tobidei #obidei #sasuke uchiha #sakusasu #naruto #naruto shippuden #boruto the next generation #yandere

[ladykissingfish]

Without context 😅

#kabuoro #kabuto x orochimaru #kabuto yakushi #orochimaru #rock lee and his ninja pals

[valtiels-darkness]

"Lord Orochimaru. Can I ask you for a small favor... or maybe it's too big of a favor. Can I take the day off to rest? These days I have been exhausted and unfocused. And I think a break will help me quite a lot."

Tomes among scrolls among notes were scattered all around and amongst them in the middle sat Orochimaru, nose buried within an old leather bound book. Serpentine eyes were narrowed as they flicked from side to side erratically, lips silently mouthing the words inked within yellowed pages. So engrossed was he that he scarcely heard Kabuto's voice.

Kabuto's quite subdued, exhausted voice. When the words registered, Orochimaru sighed and snapped the old book shut before he swiftly rose to his feet. He placed the book down on the nearest surface and went about smoothing out his kosode while his brow was anything but smooth. A furrow formed and his strides were nimble and prompt. He finally stood before the other man and silently regarded him for a few moments, noting the bags under his eyes, the slight graying of his skin, and the heavy weight of his posture. "Go, you're no good to me if you cannot keep your eyes open." His voice was rough in the way it was when he went for long periods of time without speaking.

However, before Kabuto could even think of leaving, Orochimaru gingerly cupped the side of Kabuto's face, smoothing his thumb over the man's cheek in an almost tender display of affection. "Rest well... I myself, might retire along with you, shortly." He murmured, allowing his hand to drop back down to his side and turned, already making his way back to his odd little nest of archaic knowledge.

#kabuto yakushi #orochimaru #Inbox:Answered #Not sure if this is what you were hoping for? #But here we are! #Also a song! #kabuoro #orochimaru ic

[sapphicgren]

#orochimaru #naruto #kabuto yakushi #sasuke uchiha #suigetsu hozuki #karin uzumaki #orokabu #kabuoro #the only time im using ship names for them lmao #mumblings

[hellbubu]

Orochimaru: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Kabuto: This is a lie.

Kabuto: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Kabuto: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

#q #naruto #orochimaru #kabuto yakushi #kabuoro #tw caps #incorrect quotes naruto #incorrect quotes