#just-a-whumping-raccoon-with-wifi

[transgender-scout]

So the sorcerer (he has a name I just don’t often use it lol) keeps Nik in his big glass vivarium with some trees and a little pond in it. Just chuck Lee in there with him! Plenty of room to fly around if he goes in tight circles

And when he drags Lee down to his underground workroom to study him, Nik will be waiting for him to get back! It’ll be fine!

NOOOOOOO OH MY GOD THATS LIKE THE EXACT SITUATION HE WAS IN TO BEGIN WITH 😭😭😭😭

he was experimented on and given wings and basically put in a big glass tube with a tree for a few months until someone tossed avi in there with him </3333

trauma

2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#poor guys lol #they can trauma bond together or something #just-a-whumping-raccoon-with-wifi #nottobeconfusedwithask #oc lee #terrifiedofjudgement

[brutal-nemesis]

I’m gonna take Erebus and put him in a only-slightly- large enough glass tube ina roof full of people and have them just stare at him. For so long. There’s just a room of people. Staring at him.

i just imagined like 🧍‍♂️ copy pasted around him lmao

He'd hate it, there's no way for him to try and cover any part of himself. His face would get so hot and he might end up crying eventually 💕

#ask game #erebus #just-a-whumping-raccoon-with-wifi #thanks livi! #call that a test tube boy #fucking loser

[avi-arts]

Your art is so cool and pretty 🤩🤩🤩

AAAAA THANK U SO MUCH <333333

#MEANS SO MUCH TO ME <333 #ive been checking on your blog on and off for a few years and its so <333 #just-a-whumping-raccoon-with-wifi #im so glad you like my guys :D i adore them #asks

[i-eat-worlds]

🤓 - How did you get your username?

🎇 - What’s your most searched thing on Google?

📱 - Favourite app on your phone?

Thank you!

My username is based off of what I would call myself when we got to use fun names durring a kahoot at school. It’s a non-binary joke! Cause I’m a god.

google: probably AO3, or google drive lol

favorite app: don’t have a lot of apps, but flight radar 24 probably

Ask game here

#worlds babbles #ask stuff #just-a-whumping-raccoon-with-wifi

[newbornwhumperfly]

💖🥰💫

awwww, it’s me, a whimsical bitch! 😍😍😍

#thank you raccoon! 💖💖💖 #asks #personal #not whump #just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi

[tears-and-lilies]

omg pear and peach at such cute names for rats

💕💕💕 Right?! I'm very proud of those names! I think it's cute too!

#just-a-whumping-raccoon-with-wifi

[whump-me-all-night-long]

A fic premise: whumper pretends whumpee doesn't exist/died and is now a ghost and whumpee cries lol

Oh my god, this is so evil and I love it!! I never would've thought of it, but manipulative whumpers playing with their poor whumpee's head is absolutely something I love to do.

Might have to write something about this... *glanced at the long list of asks I haven't answered yet* 😬

#ask game #ask leigh #now i really wanna write this! #just-a-whumping-raccoon-with-wifi

[onlybloodandwhiskey]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you, learn to know your mutuals and followers!

1: Not to be an awful sappy gay but my partner!! We had our 10 month anniversary the other day and I love them so much it's unreal

2: My cat!! His name is Vecna and he's a four month old maine coon/bengal cross! He literally scratched me in the eye earlier but I love him so fucking much

3: Dungeons and Dragons! I am an awful little nerd and playing d&d fuels me with all the seratonin I could need. I'm currently playing an aasimar paladin who was unknowingly raised by the gods and she is a sweet little angel girl who's going to get her heart broken into tiny pieces.

4: Cosplay! Me, my partner and a bunch of our friends do a lot of group cosplay shoots and tiktoks and its always a lot of fun!! Our most recent shoots have been for The Magnus Archives and The Mechanisms and we have a bunch more planned!

5: Theatre! I'm a drama student in everyday life and acting, both doing it and watching it, is what I love most in the world if I'm honest! I'm planning my postgrad in acting right now and while it makes me very very very stressed I'm really excited for the future in that regards! Although I do have to actually graduate first hahaha

@just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi thank you for the question!!

#just-a-whumping-raccoon-with-wifi #asks n answers #thank you for the questions! #non-whump #this all makes me sound like a big nerd and tbh? its accurate #this just in: elliot is a massive fuckin nerd

[whumpeesblog]

@just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi -Brody

#whump art #whumpee #whump #pet whump cw #@just a whumping racoon with wifi #bbu #brody art #brody fanart #hope you like this when you are back from your hiatus #happy valentine's day raccoon? :))

[pine-lark]

Unsolicited PSA but I hate how because this is a side blog no one can see me liking their posts. I promise I’m there friends and even though you can’t see it I’m loving all of your work and if you’ve written tiny whump I’ve probably read and thoroughly enjoyed that especially

I keep meaning to just reblog a ton of stuff but I want to comment on everything so I end up procrastinating lol why am I like this

#and don’t even get me started on comments oh my god I wish I could reply to all of them but I physically can’t #just know I love you #particularly @just-a-whumping-raccoon-with-wifi and @thoughts-on-hurt-and-comfort #i read y’all’s stuff all the time but alas you cannot see all the hearts I have left on your writing #also sorry for the radio silence on this blog & elsewhere lowkey I feel like I’ve just dissociated this entire year

[albino-whumpee]

BONES

And dinosaur oatmeal 💛

Idk, are postcards cool things? I threw away all my collections a few years ago in a sad moment, except of course notebooks. I have two drawers filled with them.

#ask #just a whumping raccoon with wifi #what vibes do i give off

[as-a-matter-of-whump]

Jonah ▶️ make dinner for Vincent. His favorite 🙃

'Hey Jonah,' Vincent calls and turns around to the young man who's sitting in an armchair not far away from him, 'Put down your book and make yourself useful.'

'What do you want me to do?'

'Make something for dinner - and it'd better be good.'

Vincent has been in a bad mood the whole day since he got a call from work earlier and Jonah knows better than to upset him even further.

'What… do you want me to cook?'

Vincent's lips curl into an evil grin.

'My favourite dish. You know what that is, right?’

Jonah nods and hurries into the kitchen; he knows exactly what it is - and he knows that not even half of the ingredients he’d need would be available. He breaks a sweat and searches the cabinets for something he might use to please Vincent, but he’s still not sure if his plan will work out.

*

‘Oh Jonah, I already know you’ll be in trouble,’ Vincent cheers, as he sits down at the dining table, ‘Because this certainly doesn’t smell like soupe de palourdes…’

‘That’s because it isn’t soupe de palourdes,’ the younger one replies, putting down a plate in front of him. ‘We both know there aren’t any clams in the house so I couldn’t prepare your favourite meal - but you told me how much you loved your grandma’s coq au vin, so I settled for this instead.’

Vincent looks up in amazement.

‘You… remember?’

‘Yeah, I do.’

‘Thank you, my love,’ he mumbles and for the first time today, his smile reaches his eyes.

#thank you so much raccoon! :) #jonah is such a good cook #vincent should let him do that more often #asks #just a whumping racoon with wifi #command prompts #food #jonah #vincent

[brutal-nemesis]

😔

Just that one

Also any iteration of 👁️👄👁️

😔 is how i feel all of the time so real

#wow an ask #just-a-whumping-raccoon-with-wifi #ty very accurate #🤧 was also expected i love her

[i-can-even-burn-salad]

Happy Valentines Day! (Platonic)

Ahhhhh thank you 🥺 You're the best, and seeing all those lil raccoon babies on my dash today made my day.

[ID: A raccoon on red background and text that reads: you look nice. Happy valentines day. End ID.]

#salad-ask #just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi #look at this lil raccoon baby ;; #I swear being on whumblr is the first time I'm emotional about this day

[thehopelessopus]

Dream Drabble

A conversation the other day with @just-a-raccoon-with-wifi​ induced this whump dream that very night.  Waking up with whumperflies...is there any better way to start your day?

This was hastily written and not really edited, so please excuse my writing.  Also, I have no idea who these characters are.  Never seen them before in my life.  

Notice: the following has been edited for clarity.  Because we all know dreams can get...weird.

(Tw: choking, guns, recapture, PTSD, broken bones, creepy whumper, suffocation)

“She saw us,” Whumpee breathed, jumping up from his hiding spot underneath the desk.

“She did not,” said his companion, exiting the closet that had served as his hideaway.  “How could she have?”

“I don't know, but she looked right at me and then played it off.”  Whumpee couldn’t keep the panic out of his voice.  “She went to tell them.  We have to get everyone out!”

Whumpee ran out of the office, ignoring his companion’s protests.  “Everyone, they saw us!  We’ve got to go!” Whumpee yelled through the building as he made his way to the stairwell. “They s-”

He stopped short, breath catching in his throat as he realized one of the figures leaning against the wall didn’t belong in their small, ragtag group.  And the figure was brandishing a large gun.  A gun casually aimed at his friends.

The stranger winked at Whumpee, malice glinting in his eyes.

No, no, no no no.  How had they possibly gotten here so quickly?  How the fuck had they managed to get here already??

Pounding footsteps directed Whumpee’s attention to the stairs leading to the lower levels.  Whumpee’s blood froze in his veins, as it did whenever he heard those footsteps.

A giant of a man ascended the top step, entering the room, back to Whumpee, wielding the same large weapon as his comrade.  Whumpee was by no means short, but this man surpassed him by several inches.  Lean muscle was hidden underneath his military mercenary garb, but Whumpee’s body still possessed evidence of Whumper’s true strength.

Whumper rounded the railing, hard, silver eyes locking with Whumpee.  Whumpee’s chest tightened and he tried to stop his knees from buckling under the pressure of that stare.

Oh, God.  He couldn't move.  He couldn't breathe.  He couldn’t do anything to stop Whumper from walking towards him.  He couldn’t run away when Whumper stopped just in front of him, close enough to smell the rancid remains of a meal on his breath.  He couldn't stop Whumper’s eyes from raking up and down his trembling body.  He couldn’t stop his heart from hammering in his ears, surely loud enough for Whumper to hear.  He couldn't stop himself from looking as terrified as he felt.

Whumper smirked, a hungry smile curling his lip.  “Found you.”

Whumpee almost stumbled backwards at the words, unable to tear his eyes away from Whumper’s.  Like an injured bird caught in a cobra’s gaze.

“Alright, let’s go.  Round them up!”  Whumper waved his arm in a circular motion above his head, signaling the rest of this men.

The motion seemed to snap Whumpee from his trance.  He started edging backwards, away from this man.  Away from this monster.  “No...I can’t.  You won’t take me back...”

He choked as a gloved hand wrapped around his neck and squeezed.  Whumpee kicked and bucked, punching at the arm that started to lift him off the ground.  Air, air!  He didn’t have enough of it before and the edges of his vision started closing in too soon.

Whumper held him at eye level, an arm’s length away.  “Don’t encourage me, kid.”

No.  No, he would not go back.  He mustered what strength he could, lifted his leg up and front-kicked Whumper at the face.

Whumper’s hand reached out and caught Whumpee’s ankle before he could make contact, holding his leg out at an awkward angle.  “I told you not to encourage me.”  Whumper squeezed the ankle and snapped it to the side with a flick of the wrist.  Whumpee wanted to scream, would have screamed if there was any air available.  Whumpee gurgled, eyes bulging.  The nauseating, throbbing pain just sat there, unable to be released.

Whumpee swung a weak punch at Whumper, the movement rocking his whole body and rattling his ankle.

“Oh, for fuck’s sake-” Whumper shifted his gloved thumb on Whumpee’s neck.

Whumpee’s back arched as a new, white-hot pain shot out from the glove and coursed through his body.  He couldn’t take anymore.  His vision faded, along with any hopes of freedom.

#everything in here is the same as in my dream #with one exception #in my dream #whumpee's leg was a spaghetti noodle when it front kicked #it wrapped around whumper's throat #yea boi #my noodle-legged brainchild #just-a-raccoon-with-wifi #whump #whump scenario #whump dream #whumper #tw ptsd #tw choking #tw broken bones #tw creepy whumper #tw guns #tw recapture #tw suffocation

[nightfrostshadow]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award, you can paste it in the asks of some people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. No pressure though! 💕

It should be the other way but I found a racoon! Thank youuuu :D

#ask #ask game #Thank you so much ahhhh #just a whumping raccoon with wifi