#just shut up for one day please

[theflyingkipper]

can you two back me up here instead of laughing!!

#we got a number 1 victory royale yea tidmouth we bout 2 get down (get dow #lots of this was just me staring at the edwards’ illustrations and goign HOW #maybe I’ll do one of those me not shutting tf up tutorials on this #if you want me to do that #let me know please!!! #ttte #thomas the tank engine #the railway series #this was started like a day before the anniversary #no way I was finishing it on time 😭 #ttte gordon #ttte edward #ttte henry #kips art #ttte fanart #ttte fandom #art #the thing is I cant stand drawing humans how the illustrators do and it shows #thomas and friends

[absolutelyzoned]

who up incorporating killjoy slang into they vocabulary

#i need to shut up #im not the only one right #its not just me right #guys please #danger days #ttlotfk #the fabulous killjoys

[g0nta-g0kuhara]

SO. WAIT. Are you telling me that not only was ZILCH the one who killed everyone on the Amaterasu Express, but that we never actually met Zilch- he was killed before we even got on the train and a hitman took his place? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? LMAO

#NO SPOILERS PLEASE #plays the chapter called ''massacre on the amaterasu express' and is genuinely surprised when all the characters we met on the train died #BUT ALSO GHDHSJKHGKDJSFJHKSDH CAN I JUST SAY #It is SO fucking funny that the character I latched onto from DAY ONE of splash art reveals #not only died Immediately but turns out we never even met the real him to begin with #THE REAL ZILCH ALEXANDER... WHEREVER YOU WERE... I LOVED YOU #mdarc #mdarc spoilers #shut up me #IM NEVER declaring a character as my favourite that early on again ive been BURNED #... burned. get it

[fiepige]

Venom!Hobie Cat-Symbiote AU!

Okay so I might have made an AU of my AU...

It's based on my Venom!Hobie au but with a slightly (?) lighter tone in the sense that Hobie actually gets along well with his symbiote. Though they initially mostly get along due to shared mutural trauma... (But more about that later)

This version of the symbiote is more animalistic and usually communicates with Hobie through emotions- sorta projecting its own emotions and feelings towards him to let him know how it feels about something, though it might also communicate via single words or short sentences but that's pretty rare.

So, I'll do like I did in my original Venom!Hobie post and focus on the Design first:

Since they get along the symbiote feels safe around Hobie and thus it'll often "extend" itself outside of him and take the shape of a (freaky looking) cat - Kinda like how VENOM is able to partially seperate itself from Eddie while still being tethered to him:

Like this but they actually get along and the symbiote looks kinda like this:

(Once again- I CANNOT draw but the brainrot is stronger so I need to share this)

(I didn't draw the symbiote goo that would extend from it to tether it to Hobie but it's there I swear!)

Since this is Spider-Punk's symbiote I wanted some of the spikes to carry over in this design

I haven't quite decided if it should have the "running-mascara" look (buttom drawing) for its eyes like Spider-Punk's mask has or not so lemme know what you guys think?

The spikes are used as a way for it to communicate to others as a way to make its body language more expressive (though it only shows itself around people it really trusts so it rarely uses them as it still just communicates its emotions directly to Hobie when it needs to)

And like with Venom!Hobie the spikes are reminiscent of symbiote teeth

When it's relaxed/happy the spikes will be pressed down towards its body - making it easy to pet- if somebody would dare approach it that is

Hobie pets it a lot as it usually sits on his shoulder when he walks around (when there's nobody around that is)

The symbiote is still made of the same goo as regular symbiotes so it does not feel like petting a cat at all- Hobie doesn't mind but most other people find it rather unpleasant to touch

The "fuzzy" look is just the symbiote goo trying to imitate cat fur

The reason the symbiote takes this form is partially because it's more animalistic and likes physical affection (from people it trusts, it will bite your hand off if it doesn't like/trust you and you try to pet it) and partially because Hobie is a cat person and it used it as a method to make Hobie like it more when they first "met" + petting it helped Hobie calm down and still does

It's gotten pretty good at mimicking cat noises including purring

It'll usually stay on Hobie's shoulder or sit in his lap like this, it's still tethered to him so it can't go that far without him - not that it really wants to anyways

If it likes someone it'll rub itself against their legs and mimic purring noises

Okay now we move on to the

Origin:

This is my current headcanon for this AU but as always feel free to share your thoughts/ideas/inputs if you have any <3

Hobie and the symbiote "met" at one of Oscorp's labs

Hobie was living as a homeless teen (13-14 years old having escaped an abusive household a few months prior) and was captured by Oscorp to be used for their symbiote experimentations

Hobie was an easy target as he had just been bitten by the radioactive spider a few hours prior and thus he was starting to suffer from the fever the bite gave him

Hobie was to be fused with a new kind of symbiote

The symbiote had been made to make people more susceptible to orders- making them less inclined to think for themselves

But in order to make that possible the symbiote had been put through some rather painful and extreme experiments- making it more "dead" than alive at this point

When it's fused with Hobie, who's still very sick at this point, the spider bite is still working its magic on Hobie's body and thus it also partially heals the symbiote

Both Hobie and the symbiote are terrified of their situation as they're put in holding cells made specifically for symbiotes.- Their only comfort is each other.

The symbiote takes on the cat like appearance to soothe Hobie after being subjects to a particularly bad experiment

Since Hobie's gotten powers from both the spider bite and the symbiote they quickly become the subjects for many inhumane and painful experiments as the scientists futilely try to figure out how to replicate the symbiote (as they're unaware of the spider bite, thinking the symbiote alone is behind Hobie's new powers)

Due to the symbiote Hobie develops a taste for human flesh

And he gets his first taste of it as he manages to escape the lab during one of their many tests- killing as many guards and scientists on their way out as possible. (This is also the first time they fully transform into Venom!Hobie)

He would later return and burn the lab down completely.

As a result of their treatment at the lab + Hobie's past with his abusive family, both him and the symbiote have developed a deep distrust to other people.

Which is also why Hobie isn't trying to get rid of the symbiote, he considers it his only friend for a long time.

Hobie still loves playing music (which is also how he eventually makes new friends) but has had to make some adjustments due to the symbiote, thus he usually uses both earplugs and noise cancelling earmuffs when he's playing and even then he still gets migraines if he plays for too long or too loud

He still craves human flesh and will usually target cops or anyone associated with Oscorp to sate his hunger.

He doesn't feel bad about killing but will still try not to harm civilians (emphasis on try- sometimes the hunger gets the best of him)

He still operates as Spider-Punk but for a long time he's mostly fueled by his hatred for Oscorp and how they treated him and the symbiote

But as he slowly learns to open up to people he starts to shift his focus onto figting to help people and make the city safer (which means he'll still target cops and Oscorp employees but that's not his only focus anymore) (he also makes an effort to actually save civilians at this point)

Though due to the symbiote and their past this version of Spider-Punk is more prone to just straight up killing his villains (+ he still gotta eat right?)

But I'd like to imagine that this version of Hobie also finds his own community who help him out and accept both him and the symbiote

Giving them kind of a "happy" ending despite this version of Hobie being more messed up and unhinged...

Once again this turned out way longer than I intended lol (I just can't shut up about Venom!Hobie, the brainrot is real!)

Thank you so much for reading!!! <3 <3 <3

(And please let me know if you have any thoughts/inputs/questions about anything I wrote! The brainrot is real and I'll never get tired of talking about this guy)

Also click here if you wanna read more about my Venom!Hobie concept <3

#I'm realising I basically wrote a small fic in the origins section lol #might turn it into a full fic one day? not sure since I kinda spoiled a lot of it here ^^' #will I ever be able to shut up about Venom!Hobie? #no. #I love this guy so much #I could talk about them forever #this was just supposed to just be a short post about the cat symbiote #but I love stuff like this #speculating and coming up with different stories like this is so much fun #especially if they have a lot of ANGST #and yes I know the lab experiment trope has been used a thousand times before but there's a reason behind that! #if it ain't broke don't fix it #also this was the only scenario I could come up with were Hobie would actually bond with his symbiote lol #cause shared trauma <3 #but I'd love to hear from you guys if you have other ideas! #please #I wanna talk about my boy <3 #also this isn't my official headcanon for Venom!Hobie #just a fun au of my au lol #cause I wanted hobie to have a symbiote cat #and that led to all this #also sorry if there's any spelling mistakes or erros but it's literally almost 2 am here lol #I am TIRED #but I wanted to finish this post before I went to bed so here you are <3 #venom!hobie #hobie brown #spider punk #venom hobie #cat symbiote #spider man across the spider verse

[dreamyprinx]

I bring to you, actual art but it’s me trying to replicate my friend @spaceshmuck’s art style

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#whimsy whispers #crystalart.png #others ocs #strand von zarovich #curse of strand #space tag #GOD this was so difficult and I don’t even feel like I did that good a job but it was also fun #also hi I’m not gonna shut up about my art program crashing and this corrupting right as I was almost finished with it I need people to know #that the universe tried to stop this from existing >:| I did not spend hours going ‘is this how it would draw hands’ and cursing myself for #the damn art to not see the light of day #anyways please look at my friends art it’s SO good like god I’m jealous of its art style and character designs >:’) #like literally such lovely art y’all will check it out because I said so and my word is like law or whatever #I’m like writing these at 4:25zm on a Monday and like this won’t even be posted for another week or so but like #sorry if I’m especially stupid rn I didn’t wanna go to sleep yet so I’m saving drafts and listening to off the wall magical! on loop #y’all should also check out junie & thehutfriends because I find their music fun #just listen to me when I tell you to look at ppls art because I have good taste okay? you can trust me I’m holding your hand and we’re going #to have fun I prommy #also please do not talk about the background it was one of the things I was gonna work on when the art program crashed #the only thing I fixed after that was minor mistakes like not colouring in buttons #anyways ily pretty vampire man and ily my dear friend who’s art style vexes me 💖

[landfilloftrash]

the general consensus I feel like.

#Star Trek #Star Trek PIC #Star Madness (across the universe) #Q Star Trek #sorry I’ve been Extremely mentally ill about him for the past few days and got angry/sad about the way they treated him in S2 #*more than usual anyways #no explanation or assurance of what was happening to him or even plain old concern #or if the Q continuum itself was sick and he was the last one standing “I am dying alone’’ #just. nothing. #all these references in s3 and yet. #don’t get me wrong I love character death it is right up my angst goblin alley but.. explanations. they all have explanations. #and unless S3 episode 9 (Vox) or the 10th episode (somewhere I saw it called ‘The Last Generation’ and girl please *tired and sad*) does #ANYTHING regarding that i don’t think we’ll get one #and I got really achy in my chest about it (so much so I got my stress heart palpitations so I had to lie down) so have a lighthearted meme #sorry #rea rambles in the tags #shut up rea #rea’s trash

[yuriprince]

i’m losing followers yayyyyy

#i’m sorry i made that one post about anime f/os #if that’s why i’m losing followers then i’m sorry #i did not mean for that stupid fucking post to be taken as a vague #or anything that disparages another person #truly i did not mean it #and if i’m just being paranoid again then fine but #seriously if i’m doing something wrong please tell me. ironically i feel like i’m being vagued abt now #but again. maybe it’s paranoia #ok i’ll shut up now #stormy day at the castle

[valla]

valla -> championduelist

#i'm not turning into a genshin blog dw #(i have a sideblog for that @fleuvecendre) #i just think the title “champion duelist” is so cunty love you clorinde #yes ik there's a lot of them but she's THEE champion duelist rn #anyways i hope this one sticks GOD please more than a day i hate myself #shut up val

[astaraels]

the soulmates au has officially hit over 21k words, I'm so excited! I love getting back in the writing groove and turning out a banger of a scene (literally and metaphorically lol). I skipped ahead a little bit to gallavich's first kiss (which will be at a different place than in canon) and it's making me melt with happiness. The early chapters are definitely more Ian-centric but it's really nice being able to give Mickey some time to shine, especially when this is where he hits the "ride or die" point with his love for Ian <333

#I've had a delightfully productive day I've written over three thousand words and done some planning for later on as well #very proud of my progress I can't wait until we get to the first kiss chapter so I can share it with y'all 😊 #I'm having such a fun time writing this fic fuck I love writing I love these characters I just can't shut up about it!!!! #sorry y'all have to keep listening to me ramble on but this is one of the few positive things I've got right now in my life!!!! #seasonal depression is kicking my ass so the fact that I can write at all is great!!!!! #if anyone wants to hear more about this fic or others I have coming down the pipeline please feel free to send me asks! I'd love that <3

[cimicherrychanga]

btw u guys have to promise to not be mad at me for becoming ur turtle mutual. please

#shut up dave #IM LIKE. NOT NORMAL ABOUT THEM. AND THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME #i nEED a special interest to consume my every waking thought in order to thrive #and after i grew out of homestuck its like i lost my spark its EXCRUCIATING. #what do you MEAN i cant draw 3 comics and 2 full piecesn write 50 page essay in one day every day if im not insane abt some piece of fictio #outrageous!!!!! #and as much as i wish i could. i cant Choose or induce this thats not how it weorks we all know this #i TRIED to make miraculous my next big thing after hs it did not work!!! im still insane abt it! but its the #watching trrailers frame by frame making longass analyses and tracking down the exact car in one scene type of insane. #sure ive made art n comics its still one of the things i was and am more invested in than about 60-something of my other media interests #but GOD then rottmnt hit me full speed. i am FEELING this one. i made art AND the characters i was scared would be impossible to draw #turned out to be. so easy? like i did a great splinter first try and thats HUGE for me usually my first attempts suck #until i develop a personal touch for their design #the style of the show is just sososo good for me. theyre my best friends now. and i INTEND to make that clear to EVERYONE #bc im still feelin lonely!!! despite everything!! and i dont want to!!!!!!!!! and im making it everyone elses problem!!!! #anyways like as i said. ur not allowed to be mad at me. please please. ive always been annoying this is just a new arc #and u have to put up wirh it. or ill cry. thanks.

[misskuromichan]

I'm not gonna cry... I'M NOT GONNA CRY!!! I'm sad, but I can't let myself cry!!! This is for the best!!! People will leave your life but that's ok!!! Nobody's gonna be around forever!!! Even those close to you!!! You'll lose more people in the future!!! Your first thoughts shouldn't be "it's all my fault" and "maybe reaching out to them would have made them stay" when someone leaves!!! I should be happy that my friends are putting their mental health first!!! Even if it means I might never see them again!!! I should be happy!!! I should be okay!!! They're probably happier this way, so I'm happy for them!!! This shouldn't hurt me so much!!!

#i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry #i should just shut up #Am I about to cry about people leaving again?? Can't I just accept that my moots aren't gonna be around forever??? #can i please have a normal reaction... for ONE second??? #All of my moots and followers and others are gonna leave one of these days... Why am I getting so upset??? #I'm really sorry for venting like this... you guys shouldn't have to deal with me...

[a9saga]

arctic monkeys’ new single, “there damn well better be a fucking mirrorball. you promised a god damn mirrorball and if there’s not a fucking mirrorball then i’m not fucking coming.” lead single off the next album “transportation”.

#please be absolutely sure that there's a mirrorball #arctic monkeys #am7 #alex turner #jamie cook #matt helder #nick o'malley #domino records #indie rock #this would've been a tugboatringo post back in the day but i just dont use that one anymore #i used to post the occasional marctic onkeys back when i was a kpop blog #i'm returning to my roots as they say #yeah i have no idea what song i'm gonna post today but i hope i dont forget to post one today #shut up kaily

[cosmic-kaden]

hm, I don't like how the idea for a self-insert just instantly popped into my head. it happened so damn quickly. no ship ideas with P.at.er.son tho, interaction maybe? But it's from afar there is literally a river and fence between us.

#I don't like this though because I'm THINKING already. No so much shippy in a relationship/crushing or anything type stuff #Just my self-insert catching his attention and vice versa and we like only really see each other from afar. Acquaintances who also become #quick friends? If that makes sense? I mean we only see each other from afar at the same spot every day. We've never spoken face to face but #yet we find a familiarity with one another? IDK IF IM MAKING SENSE #GRAH! IMMA SHUT UP AND WATCH MORE OF THE MOVIE .... if my laptop lets me it's starting... #queue P!ATD Nails for breakfast tacks for snacks 'that's when you s-s-tutter' ALKSDFJLSDKFJSD #laptop PLEASE #paterson S/I;

[clits-and-clips]

Sometimes this site just makes me so fucking sad maybe I should just leave for a while

#txt #i cant handle the sex memes #the romantic shit #like shut the fuck up #please #for one #day #can i just scroll and see flowers #and art #just shutup about relationships and sex for fuck sake #its everywhere #all the time #on tv #in books #i cannot escape it #and hes so happy i doubt he views the world this way #it hurts so badly i cant do this #i legit want to die i cant move on without him

[jargyles]

love seeing top & bottom discourse in the tag for a ship i like. its very fun to read and not at all annoying nor does it uphold cisheteronormative standards for how a queer relationship should work. keep up the good work fellas.

#kings.txt #this is sarcasm. please shut the fuck up. no one cares. NO ONE cares. #stonathan #in the old days if there was this much dumbass discourse about a ship someone smart would say ''they switch'' and log out for the day #now i could be that person i just dont care enough to do so

[pristine-starlight]

Experiencing my usual despair over having had to move to windows, this time bc i just wanted a damn ambient noise maker and it means i need to wade through AI written articles and microsoft app store pages waxing poetic about productivity and in-app purchases. I miss the simple little open source noise box (Blanket) that i used to use on linux

#im allergic to having to go to a fuckin ~store~ to download a thing #i refuse to call them apps. this isnt a damn phone #chatter tag #please i just want my tinnitus to shut the fuck up while i fail at making a spreadsheet #deep sigh. browser ones it is then bc i dont have the spoons for this bullshit rn #tho if anyone has recs im open #for windows ones not for phone ones #im at my laptop p much all day so i dont need to bloat my phone with this #ones that just have white noise/'cancel tinnitus' just make me anxious #i need the ones with birdsong/fire crackling/etc to give me something else to focus on