#just joking tho

[0verseer-o9]

Hi this is my original art piece if @elzore-da-great says anything different it’s a liar and a cheat

#just joking tho #this is actually elzore’s art #I lisapilled it #crisp ladaddy #toby lisa rpg #harvey alibastor

[mandorinart]

found footage of me almost starting a fight at AX lmao

#just joking tho #but when eggman and i both entered the show everyone KNEW shit was gonna go down #sonic the hedgehog #cosplay #mandorinart #basically eggy told everyone he bought the rights to Sonic the Hedgehog and gave them to some random guy he found at a truck stop #so i had to defend my honor and then we both got DQed for fighting in the back LOL #the audience wanted blood so what can i say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[wwapich]

sketches lately

#mishanks #dracule mihawk #akagami no shanks #red haired shanks #mihawk #shanks #op mihawk #op shanks #one piece #akataka #read the manga just bc i need any media to occupy my mind constantly #now im in too deep HELPPP (joke aside i gen enjoy it tho)

[o0kawaii0o]

ROMANCE DAWN TRIO

#I have been drawing more pre time skip stuff then actual recent stuff of OP #pre time skip really just had this dumb (but fun) energy #ah don't get me wrong tho OP is still very much a joy #in case you were actually wondering - yes sanji gave zoro that keychain as a joke but uwu #working on 1 more silly drawing atm! #one piece #op #roronoa zoro #op nami #luffy #monkey d luffy #o0kawaii0o

[waterwindow]

          "don't you wanna die for somethin worth dyin for?"

Emesis Blue scene redraw

#horror/ #blood/ #emesis blue #spoilers/ #just in case #i have no joke 6 pages of notes on this movie and counting and its getting a little out of hand #tf2 #hi go watch the movie tho beware its very abstract and spooky #i drew this

[sadisthetic]

look at her

#my art #chai hi fi rush #hi fi rush #hi fi rush chai #808 hi fi rush #hi fi rush 808 #i almost forgot about her hibiki collar. when i noticed it on her ref i was like. god fucking dammit. #and then proceeded to trace it. bc fuck that. #anymore i drew this to fool everyone that im a normal person #thats a joke. i just wanted to draw 808 #or is it #i did need to draw the girl tho... i love her

[squuote]

ive done a piano drop joke before and by god ill do it again. piano crashers

#the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tspud #tsp #crows art #the narrator #stanley #GOD FINALLY GOT MYSELF TO FINISH #AND IM HAPPY WITH THE RESULT THANK GOD AAGAHHHHH #realized halfway that ive already made a piano drop gag joke thing before but. again. history repeats itself /SILLY #nah fr tho i didnt wanna just abandon it x-P #waving to the future from the past (queueing this the night before lol :-P )

[soaptaculart]

Zelda & Link 🫶

#the legend of zelda #loz #tears of the kingdom #totk #zelink #i drew something #been a minute since i had something to post erm oopsie! #i'm done with my postgrad now :) i'm starting a new job in just over a week tho so i'll be busy again soon #anyone heard of this niche little game called tears of the kingdom i thought it was pretty cool. check it out sometime #is it really possible for a burger king boy and a pret girl to be in a relationship #just kidding. link is a girl too of course #sorry for the british exclusive joke i don't know a more international equivalent of pret

[yrsonpurpose]

TAYLOR ZAKHAR PEREZ Natural Diamonds

#taylor zakhar perez #tzpedit #rwrb cast #rwrbsource #usernuria #usersteen #userninz #userveronika #usermegsb #mine* #............................. #what. #what am i supposed to do with all of this #im just a person #seriously it should be illegal to be this good looking #its not a joke anymore this is my life #wdym he just out here with a cowboy hat riding a horse 😭😭😭 #ugh good for him #even tho this is purely a thirst gifset you should actually read his interview #the way he talks about sustainability and how he wants to be represented on screen is beautiful <3

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[sunnibits]

rip to izzy hands, so wife coded he even got killed off for a man’s development <3

#TRULY EDS WIFE UNTIL THE VERY END #anyways this post is a joke tho I dont actually think it was an unfair death or just for Ed’s sake #I just think it’s ironic #izzy hands #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #ofmd finale

[spacebubblehomebase]

Here's a Huskerdust headcanon!

Every other pet name Angel gave Husk before is inferior to their own inside joke that is "Loser" and "Baby~!" 🥹💕 Made some Cherrisnake too! Because my new AU will be heavily focused on Chaggie + Radioapple, so we gotta show them some love before I hyperfixate on the others. Thus, this is the calm before the storm, should I say? I hope to have your support then too! ^v^

-Bubbly💙

#spacebubblearts #fanart #my art #hazbin hotel #amazon prime #coloring practice #huskerdust #cherrisnake #hazbin hotel husk #angel dust #cherri bomb #sir pentious #headcanons #cuties #Huskerdust giving each other Loser Baby nicknames as an inside joke ever since is my everything #but lmao even Cherri's confused #Snek boi #he has a point tho #doodle #demons #angel dust x husk #husk x angel dust #cherri bomb x sir pentious #sir pentious x cherri bomb #romance #fluff #humor #just a thought #it's the Australian in her XD #vivziepop

[mochasucculent]

Gilf on gilf psychological warfare

#fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #adventure time #simon petrikov #the winter king #my art #fanart #this episode was soooooooo fun #id render this more but i dont wanna mess it up cause i like the rhythm of the sketch #so here ya go lol #idk how to draw simon in my usual style yet #i DID look at pics of j*hn l*nnon for this tho #also perspective is a lil sillay cause my refs did not have the same perspective #but theyre both sillay guys so i think its in character actually and im soooo smart for it #^joking #thats the remote simon is holding btw i was just too lazy to clean up his hands lmao

[mothtowers]

true love

#my art #puella magi madoka magica #at risk of explaining the joke madoka is supposed to be kinda lame and annoying here #i do not use words like “gen z absurdism” or “retro kidcore” #i just like the idea of homura being so blinded by love she still thinks shes cool #i do like lemon demon tho

[sinnabee]

Congratulations on your new semi-permanent experimental position as the Official Daycare Assistant and Attendant Handler!

Now, you may have heard from a few of your coworkers that the Daycare Attendant can get a little... overeager, at times. But we can assure you that these are merely rumors, and should promptly be ignored - after all, the Daycare Attendant is always excited to start the day off with a smile!

Welcome to the Fazbear Family! We're sure you'll love your time with us!

And remember: you have nothing to worry about.

#fnaf fanart #fnaf sb #fnaf #fnaf sun #fnaf dca #sona #sun x y/n #not a generic y/n but??? idk what other tag i would use? #anyway! hiiiii guys! #i actually finished this a while ago #tho i did make a FEW touch ups before posting just now #but anyway!!! yippee!!! #this one has been a wip for like months lmao #i started it last year Orz #BUT YAAAY ITS DONE AND IM REALLY HAPPY WITH IT #YIPPEEEEE #anyway. yeah im sure there's absolutely nothing to worry about #go ahead and make your 'he's smelling your hair' jokes its all been done alread #maybe my shampoo is just delicious #dw about it #funky little jester boys #my art