#just go with it lmao

[whorekneecentral]

I see you write for both Jenson and Daniel, i was thinking about a threesome with them?👀

I got you bestie -- I had started and restarted this a million times before I settled on this idea, I hope it's okay lmao

You and Jenson were in LA for the next few weeks and your good friend, Daniel, had called and said you two should come over for the weekend and you’d do dinner, his treat; which really meant take out or you’d end up cooking because Daniel not Jenson can’t cook to save their lives. 

“Daniel!” You shout as you walk in, your husband getting the bags from the trunk. You had told him lock his door a million times over but he never does. 

The man appears around the corner, a towel hanging low off his hips. “Oh hi,” you smile, pushing your sunglasses up into your hair. 

Daniel laughs, “hey babe,” he walks over, arms opened as he pulls you into a hug. You can feel the tackiness of his skin on your arms, he had just come out the shower. “Where’s Jenson?” He asks. 

“Mate, we’ve just arrived and you’ve already stolen my wife ?” Jenson sighs jokingly, dropping the bags on the floor. Daniel lets go of you, walking over to hug his friend. 

“Not you two loving up on each other already,” you walk off and drop yourself on the bed. The two men follow you back into the bedroom where Daniel had appeared from. 

“How long as you guys here for?” Daniel asks, walking off to the bathroom and  Jenson sits beside you. You shrug, shifting to sit on Jenson’s lap, your husband wraps his arms around you. “A few weeks,” Jenson answers. 

Daniel hums, “good, we have plenty of time to catch up.” When he returned to the room, you were kissing Jenson and his hands had slid down to rest on your ass. 

“I know you’re not about to have sex in my bedroom,” he chuckles, searching for a shirt in the drawer. 

“You’re welcome to join,” Jenson call out to him, laying back and letting you straddle him. 

Daniel freezes, “what?” 

“You heard the man,” you chuckles, Jenson smacking your ass which earns him a giggle. You pull off your top and toss it in Daniel’s direction. “You coming ?” 

Daniel is beside you two faster than you could say his name. It’s a tangle of limbs and clothes being pulled off, somehow the two of them manage to get you where they want you; on your hands and knees, Jenson fucking you from behind and Daniel in front. 

The Aussie’s hands tangled in your hair, groaning when he feels your tongue lap the underside of his cock. “Perfect, isn’t she?” Jenson smiles, his hands digging into your hips as he fucks you. 

You let out a little whimper, feeling him push all the way in. 

“Takes me so well,” your husband’s hand slides up the curve of your spine. “Couldn’t wait to come see Daniel, could you?” He asks. Jenson had always known about your crush on Daniel, you had admitted as much. 

Daniel’s hand cups your jaw, your eyes meeting his; your eyes filled with tears, drool dripping down your chin and into his hand. “Good girl.” 

#hopefully this is what you were looking for! #also I have no idea where jenson lives #just go with it lmao #jenson button #jenson button smut #daniel ricciardo #daniel ricciardo smut

[skinreflectsthesun]

The librarian look 🤓

#happy Monday #personal #selfie #idk what’s up with the hand #just go with it lmao

[fellhellion]

mija

thank u @theoldkyokodied for this commission i love it so much <3

#miguel o'hara #gabriella o'hara #atsv #across the spiderverse #is this technically alt miguel? yes but also i just have lots of feelings about miguel and fatherhood considering his past #and him plus gabi make me very emotional on that front lmao #ANYWAYS vin mwah love u so much this art is beautiful and im going to stare lovingly at it forever and ever

[mangosintherain]

Jon’s little whispered “it is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central London,” will always be one of my favourite random lines from TMA. The police may claim to be tackling knife crime but nothing can stop one (1) sleep deprived archivist with unchecked paranoia

#I say that like I’d react any fucking different #lmao watch me sneaky sneak into haunted tunnels with an axe I just somehow bought in Chelsea #as if they’d let me into Chelsea lmao #I barely survived going to college in Westminster #tma #mag 78 #out of context spoilers I guess?? #magpod #the magnus archives

[danielcalmdown]

early morning, on the way to Martinaise

#my drawing #disco elysium #i did a little research cause the sticks made me curious about how tf does this car work #and i came to the conclusion that it has to be differential steering #the most similar existing vehicle using it that i could find is zero-turn mowers which even kindaa look like the kineema #but that'd mean that front wheels just freely rotate like in a shopping cart lmao #idk maybe i'm totes wrong but i can't find any official info going in detail about the cars they use

[senblades]

Distortions, and ways to see the world

#YALL this is 10 pages and it killed me #lmao just kidding I had a great time csp makes things a lot easier #persona 5 #goro akechi #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #shuake #akeshu #persona #classic jazz club convos #complete with existential dread #EDITED BECAUSE IM STUPID #there's a slightly scuffed version of this going around now whoops

[emmy-bue]

My favorite thing about Sweeney Todd is that Sweeney gets into the killing-and-baking people business because he’s a deeply broken man destroyed by an unjust and corrupt system that cost him his freedom and family and has been driven mad by revenge.

And Mrs Lovett does it because somthin wrong with her <3

#sweeney todd #stephen sondheim #someone pls get me tickets to the revival I’m desperate #yes I know she’s in love with Sweeney but the pies were her idea so she wasn’t just going along with it for him lmao

[basket-of-loquats]

oh crowley, nothing lasts forever.

no. no, i suppose it doesn't.

[Image ID: a digital sketch of the Crowley and Aziraphale kiss from Good Omen Season 2 Episode 6. End ID.]

#good omens #gomens #ineffable husbands #gomens 2 #good omens s2 #good omens 2 #im literally shaking lmao #idk what to do with myself #ik this is trash but i had to do something #i just #wow #fuck!!!!! #crowley #aziraphale #good omens fanart #*loqdraws #go #go2 #go2 spoilers #gomens spoilers #gomens 2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #i want to tag this with all the spoiler warnings possible sorry if ive missed any #crowley x aziraphale #crowley/aziraphale

[aitadjcrazytimes]

#lmao #for anyone who's curious the process went: #send ask to aita official #blog blows up #someone realizes its a chexer fic #i follow them bc they seem cool #i join their rvb server #their encouragement pushes me to finish the Actual Fic i was working on #i expand the fic to be more of a whole au after it comes out much better than expected #the next fic in the au that i work on has to do with a character's brain injury #this leads me to do research into brain injuries #''......huh. this sounds. a lot like the neurological symptoms that my doctors have been saying is just part of my anxiety disorder'' #think on that for a while #go to the ER for unrelated reasons #remember my theory #bring it up to the doctor #Doctor Immediate Concern #doctors orders a ct scan #''eeyup! that there's some atrophying and a chiari malformation! y'ever had a head injury'' #(i had had several) #''well! shit! time to refer you to neurosurgery :) see if we cant do somethin about all that memory loss and severe pain and shit'' #and now we are here #it also lead me to research osddid systems for the first fic #and now my therapist is having me tested for osdd because i did not know that those symptoms were not a thing everyone experiences #so like. thanks for helping me meet friends who could encourage me to engage with the things i like + learn more about myself #^ ^ <3 #im actually not gonna say ''ok last update fr this time'' bc idfk maybe something WOULD be funny to post on here

[muisketeer]

big phoenix wright doodle dump i never posted on main also edgeworth is there but this ain't about him

#going to just slap all my art and doodles on my main from now so sorry if you already saw these LMAO i cant be bothered to run 4 blogs #ace attorney #phoenix wright #im normal about this man etc #miles edgeworth #narumitsu #art

[dapper-lil-arts]

The entire premise of Alicorns being on another untouchable level dissapears when you account for Cadence's basic-ass taste in men

#No hate on cadence i just think its fucking hilarious #shining armor rly is just some guy lmao #their relationship is built almost entirely off screen #also this is inspired by my own fanfic #if i do add a scene with cadence i might divorce her cause like cmon #if cadence can have a baby with some guy then celestia and luna have no excuse to not go on dates lmao #and sunset def doesnt have any more excuses to fallback on #Like yeah punk rock trihard unicorn IS better than some guy #my little pony #MLP #sunset shimmer #twilight sparkle #cadence #shining armor #Sunlight #friendship is magic #sunset sparkle #equestria girls #scitwi #twiset

[mel-kusanagi]

there's always a kiss scene that usually happens while the movie starts to end, right?

aka how beyond the spiderverse ends

#based on that one scene from madagascar 2 lmao #mayday already knows what's going on with her two dads let's be honest- #she's just happy to see them finally kiss lol #also lyla will use it for blackmail purposes hehe #pavitr meanwhile: you guys owe me ten bucks each i told you they're a thing! #peter b parker #miguel o'hara #spider man #spider man 2099 #spiderdads #peter b parker x miguel o'hara #spiderverse #across the spiderverse

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts #course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism #being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍 #hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn #i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well. #obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it. #realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus #cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself #into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway. #so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation #but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct! #and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want... #best case scenario. is what i'm saying. #every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy #and it's so fucking satisfying. every day. #fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system #you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao #yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :) #aromantic #aromanticism #aro positivity #aroace #arospec #sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon #you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself. #FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better #life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not #i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao

[kiwinatorwaffles]

every aromantic person who has to witness someone say “there is no non-romantic explanation for these characters” should be financially compensated

EDIT: if i see another one of you fuckers arguing “but sometimes they ARE just super romantic” i’m tired of being nice. i’m just gonna let you know that 1. amanormativity has rotted your fucking brain and 2. it’s people like you that are the reason why aros are suffering. other aros you are not absolved of this. just fucking listen to us for once and stop denying our experiences and pleas.

#turned off reblogs because people can’t behave LMAO #there is always a nonromantic explanation if you opened your eyes wide enough #like just say arospec people don’t matter to you and go #aromantic #aspec #kiwi’s aspec posting #kiwi’s calls #had to add an edit because i got too many stupid comments #aphobia

[snarkspawn]

advocatus diaboli

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #karlach #tiefling #barbarian #bg3 fanart #bg3 karlach #bg3 art #userpharawee #stuff and things #ugh idk I'm struggling with my art a bit lately and it's. fcking annoying!! #so this clearly isn't finished (whatever that means) #but I don't hate how it looks yet #so I'm just quickly going to throw it out there before I can start to overthink myself into disliking it lmao #easing my way back into liking what and how I draw. slowly but surely #anyway. karlach!! I still love her

[kantush]

This movie was fun (TW: Loud startling sound)

Miguel your are my beloved

#across the spider verse spoilers #kinda? #my art #spider man across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #jessica drew #miles morales #gwen stacy #peter parker #Lmao I will never get over that scene with the lego peter #i have no idea what was going on with Miguel and the whole biting clip #but lmao laughing how this guy just inserted himself into a happy family AU #is it okay for me to say that the spot was kinda....... #the audio is from an old video “se enojo limon” lmao