#just embarrassing and gross smh

[beansprean]

ID: drawing of a scene from wwdits season 4 episode 10; teen Colin Robinson in his beige hoodie and snapback, looking surly and embarrassed as he holds out a handmade CD to the guide. The guide reaches out to take it with cautious fingers like it's something gross, expression absolutely baffled. /end ID

Ok but this was so cute??? Smh…one of the few in the main cast the guide was/is not canonically (one-sidedly?) in love with and he came right up and nervously gave her a mix cd he made JUST for her. 😭😭😭

Colin "tired of being the guy in the polycule who’s just there" Robinson!!!

#WWDITS #the guide #Colin robinson #baby colin robinson #wwdits spoilers #wwdits 4x10 #wwdits s4e10 #what we do in the shadows fx #what we do in the shadows #my art #fanart #image described #YES I realize mark proscht is 6ft tall but I’m deciding he’s baby for as long as I want #id in alt #i just think this scene was very sweet fjdjsjsj #i wish we had gotten more time with you king 😔 #guidinson

[thegreymoon]

The Story of Minglan

Who?

Wasn't she supposed to take Rongjie fishing? This isn't Rongjie, is it?

***

I'm pretty sure these are all new characters.

I mean, yeah, I took a bit of a long break but I don't remember these two at all. They are relatives of the Emperor? Is this the brother whose wife died? But if so, who is the woman?

Anyway, let's get back to the kitchen fight! Imagine embarrassing yourself so badly in front of the Emperor's relatives, LMAO. I'm here with all the popcorn 🍿🍿

***

State Uncle Shen? 🤔

So, not the Imperial family?? I don't understand who she is married to, then. I must have grossly misunderstood something in her conversation with Minglan.

***

LMAO, so many dead birds with one stone 🤣🤣

***

LMAO, you should practise makeup as well 🤣🤣

***

LMAO, I don't think there is enough ability in the world 🤣🤣

Quit while you're ahead, girl.

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OH MY GOD. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

AGAIN??

***

Oh? 👀

This is new, lol! The ones before here were all, "Give me a path to live, let me fuck your husband!" and this one is the first to go, "Give me a path to live, I really don't want to fuck your husband!" 🤣🤣

***

Minglan is not a doormat but she chooses to be kind when she can.

They are lucky.

Also, I love the implication that this girl had already slept with Tingye's younger brother in the Marquis Manor and that they are now trying to stuff her into his bed too. Gross 🤮

If I were Tingye, I'd be too disgusted to even get it up.

***

I am obviously a much bigger fan of Minglan than Tingye, but I can't help but feel a bit bad for him 😅

Whenever he tries to get her to flirt or teases (hints, lbr 🤣🤣) that she could use her charms to get him to do anything for her, she gets all serious and says, "Never mind, then! I wouldn't want to indispose you!"

He really wants her to lean on him, he wants her to be free and genuine and loving and playful, but she just refuses to bite and keeps him at arm's length all the time. Yeah, she does all her wifely duties perfectly, but she gives him nothing more than that and he wants so much more.

***

Wait, is it Manniang?

Are they talking about Manniang??

Smh, I had forgotten all about her 😠 Things were going too well, of course she had to show up to stink up the place.

***

OMG, Minglan, noooooooo 😬

Poor guy, the way his face drops as he listens to her 😢 From the happy, smiley expression when she acknowledges that he is good to her, to... this.

***

She just keeps digging that hole deeper and deeper 😬

Poor Tingye, is he even aware of how little she thinks of him and how much she insulted him here? He must be, he is Changbai's best friend and he is intuitive enough to know what was going on in that hell house.

***

The amount of damage shitty, selfish, immature parents do to their children is insane.

If they were living in modern times, she would torch her entire relationship with this attitude and a therapist would earn a fortune dealing with her daddy and attachment issues. She has so much contempt towards men in general (understandably) and has definitely started her own marriage out on the wrong foot.

#the story of minglan #tsoml spoilers #tsoml ep44

[asylumdweller]

dweller what are your opinions on the big booby f! kylar agenda... do you potentially have any hcs for our wife??? :')

YES I LOVE BIG BOOBY WIFEY VERY MUCH ofc a girl would get bullied for her tits being TOO big smh are they bothering you queen

cw GROSS AGAIN, yandere, potential sexual harrassment

♡ im sorry but. to me she is just as gross as m!kylar. still smells like a grease fire. still has that stain on her hoodie. now she just has different anatomy to be gross with

♡ decides to try recreating shitty hentai scenarios with you "whoops!! i tripped and now my huge massive giant breasts are in your face!! KYAA im so sorry this is so embarrassing" all the while trying to keep a shaky pervy grin off of her face (i feel like m! would do this too just. if only it were as graceful the other way around)

♡ fashion sense is still pretty bare minimum. old hoodie with hot topic anime t shirts but she wears stockings and hair clips from time to time. wears makeup about as often as m!kylar (on the rare occasion they feel like it) and most of her makeup supplies are those small cheap cutesy pink cases of lipgloss/eyeshadow that look like they were from like 10 years ago or smth

♡ anything she steals off of you thats the right shape and isnt THAT likely to hurt her or give her an infection is going inside her. this rule is loose enough for her to have maybe accidentally scraped herself from time to time and made her too scared to finish even though she didnt really get hurt lmao. she MAY give it back to you afterwards out of guilt and to see you touch it

♡ if youre afab shes OVERJOYED when your cycles sync up it makes her feel like it was just confirmed that youre soulmates, shes a little sad about not being able to take care of you though

♡ was hesitant to mention this on the last kylar grosspost but since she has less substance to work with to do gross shit cum-wise a lot of that goes to period blood instead. have you ever seen midsommar? yeah

♡ MAYBE calls herself a femcel

♡ if you have a dick PLEASE tittyfuck her/have her tittyfuck you she has the cutest flustered expression during it

♡ her height doesnt bother her much but shes self conscious about her body. shes worried that her tits are saggy or she panics about shaving down there for when the two of you have sex bc she cant bring herself to do it often so she gets so so flustered and happy if you tell her how perfect you think she is

#kylar the loner #dol #degrees of lewdity

[kazscrows]

Six of Crows Reread 🪶

Chapter 25: Inej

Six levels to climb in the dark with her hands slippery from sweat and the fires of hell burning below, with the rope weighing her down and no net to catch her. Climb, Inej.

Inej is, dare I say it once again, absolutely incredible

The way I probably squealed reading that she put Kaz’s gloves on the first time that I read this book

…she felt curiously guilty as she slid the supple black leather over her hands, as if she had crept into his rooms without his permission, read his letters, lain down in his bed.

The gloves were unlined, with the slenderest slashes hidden in the fingertips. For sleight of hand, she realised, so that he can keep contact with coins or cards or finesse the workings of a lock. Touch without touch.

Touch without touch

I really love the Inej notice and then realized what the small slits in the fingertips were for

Her and Kaz understand one another

But again her wearing Kaz’s gloves is just ajgaghfdgh

It’s almost like he’s holding her hand-

He’s right there with her in the shaft

Protecting her

Oh gosh they must be so big on her though

Inej is so strong though

She’s climbing six levels with seventy pounds of rope and she’s doing it free hand?? Like???

Daaaaang—

Climb, Inej

I hate that her shoes start to melt

It must’ve hurt so badly

Seeing what was happening had somehow made it worse, as if the rubber was fusing with her flesh.

Because it basically is!!

That’s gross and probably hurts so badly!!

They were all going to die – Kaz, Nina, Jesper, Matthias, Wylan – and it was her fault.

No. No, it wasn’t.

She hefted herself up another foot – Kaz brought us here – and then another. She forced herself to find the next hold. Kaz and his greed. She didn’t feel guilty. She wasn’t sorry. She was just mad. Mad at Kaz for attempting this insane job, furious with herself for agreeing to it.

And why had she? To pay off her debt? Or because despite all good sense and better intentions, she’d let herself feel something for the bastard of the Barrel?

Yeah definitely blame this harebrained idea on Kaz

He’s got quite a way to make people believe in him though, doesn’t he?

I had forgotten that Inej tried to escape the Menagerie

I just want to protect Inej at all costs-

“Is Inej Ghafa your real name?”

A strange sound escaped Inej’s throat, part sob, part laugh, a weak, embarrassing sound, but it had been months since she’d heard her own name, her family name. “Yes,” she managed.

Don’t mind me just sobbing on the floor

She won’t be called little Lynx anymore

Reduced to something no better than a animal

Nope

Hate Heleen

I’m kind if surprised she didn’t refer to her this way in the show though? Like at one point Heleen calls her “little bird” or something, but not little Lynx

No but I love the Kaz won’t let her say he bought her. It’s always that Per Haskell is paying off her indenture

It’s important to him that she never feels like she belongs to them

What happened to Per Haskell btw? They just didn’t include him in the show??

He’s kind of important… smh..

Maybe he’ll show up in S2

Anyways so basically Per Haskell is just loaning her money to pay off her indenture

She asks if it’s a trick but of course it’s not

The shadow of something dark moved across Kaz’s face. “If it were a trick, I’d promise you safety. I’d offer you happiness. I don’t know if that exists in the Barrel, but you’ll find none of it with me.”

A fake loan and offer of happiness is what got Jordie and Kaz Rietveld killed

Buuut… she might find happiness with you… someday-

It was as if once Kaz had seen her, he’d understood how to keep seeing her.

I love this quote

Kaz sees her. The real her

He told her she could be dangerous and he was right

She likes that she can be dangerous

I like to think that Inej’s parents receive her back lovingly without any judgement

Climb, Inej

This exact thought echoed three times in her head in chapter 12 too

She’s about to give up and let go-

But then…

Rain

It felt like a blessing, though she knew Kaz would just call it weather.

It’s okay to not think the same way as Kaz

I think it’s really beautiful that Inej never loses faith in her Saints and that she thanks them for the rain

I want to call that storm, she thought. And four million kruge might be enough to do it. Enough for her own ship – something small and fierce and laden with firepower. Something like her. She would hunt the slavers and their buyers. They would learn to fear her, and they would know her by her name. The heart is an arrow. It demands aim to land true.

She was not a lynx or a spider or even the Wraith. She was Inej Ghafa, and her future was waiting above.

So she climbed

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#six of crows #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #kanej #jesper fahey #nina zenik #wylan van eck #Matthias helvar #grishaverse #shadow and bone #leigh bardugo #reading #books #chapter review #kazscrows #kazscrowsreadssoc

[rewritingcanon]

ted and andromeda headcanons because my mind is on them rn:

they give me raven x beast boy vibes, which was my otp as a kid so...

also black cat x golden retriever

like imagine andromeda with her unruly curly head of dark hair, eye bags, brown (almost black) eyes on her pale face, frown lines, always got her arms crossed and always speaks in this sort of tired voice vs this shaggy blond haired man who’s probably a star wars nerd, sunkissed and dimpled, has got removable tattoos and loom band bracelets on his wrists, painted toenails in different colours and wears mismatching socks with crocs and is never not smiling

so ted is a clumsy man (important for next point)

andy met ted when he fell on his face and spilt ink all down his shirt because he was laughing at peeves wiggling his ass at him in their fifth year and consequently lost his footing on the staircase

luckily it was a short fall and he landed on his face in front of andy, and she was like ‘yep, i want that one.’

and then she proceeded to avoid him for another full year, because she was so scared shitless of her feelings

both have a lot of arm hair and they sometimes use gel to make it go in stupid patterns

ted is tall, andromeda is short

ted is double jointed and it grosses andy out

andromeda fell first and harder (smh)

after becoming good friends with ted, andy would literally pay bellatrix not to tell their family she was close with a muggle born. narcissa was disapproving of the relationship too, but she was more easy to persuade

you wouldn’t think it but andy gets so emotional watching sad movies, and introducing her to muggle films just opened up a whole new ballpark for her. cue ted rubbing her back and lightly teasing her as she’s ugly sobbing to ‘love story’ and ‘a star is born’

andy would have some brain-rotting intimacy issues that usually got in the way of healthily communicating her feelings to ted. when they became a couple, she had to unlearn a lot of things or risk hurting him (and she did hurt him, no matter if it was unintentional)

ted confessed, no way in hell would andy do it. even then, she thought he was pranking him

andromeda gets incredible bedhair (i’m talking lion’s mane, frizzy ball of curls mess) and ted loves it

in fact, ted’s slow-building attraction to andy started of with him constantly playing with her hair, and not being able to stop touching it. she became used to it at some point, but he never did

ted tried his hand at poetry once. he gave up because all his poems sucked, except the ones he wrote about andromeda. they weren’t half bad. andy secretly loves them

edgy infp x loud enfj couple

ted’s love language is touch, andy’s is quality time

blah blah blah andy was scared of pursuing ted okay but ted was also terrified when he first realised he was in love with her. he knew what her family thought about muggles and muggleborns, he knew he should just be grateful that they were friends. he was so scared of fucking up and making her choose

but andromeda would drop everything for him in a heartbeat, though, and she did. she never knew what home should have felt like until she met him.

when ted and andy got married (a very noticeably small celebration, as it was only ted’s family really) the two got really shitfaced and started dancing to muggle rock music

both of them have two left feet, something andromeda is usually really embarrassed about. she was too drunk and happy to care, however

and when ted died, she started to write poetry as he had, and she was amazing at it. especially when she wrote about him

#them <3 #i think they are pretty epic #how are they just going to be a throwaway couple when jkr set up a whole bomb love story right there for the taking #tedromeda #ted tonks #andromeda black #harry potter #hp #rewriting #marauders era #marauders #bellatrix lestrange #bellatrix black #narcissa black #narcissa malfoy

[deaneverafter]

Winc*st/Sam stans: look at Jensen being forced to do awkward photo ops with Misha, he clearly hates it. But the fact that he doesn't say no to our awful poses (uhm, the barn) is evidence that he loves those

Hellers: look at Jensen being forced to do the bibros' awful poses, he clearly hates it. But the fact that he doesn't say no to the completely inappropriate and creepy poses we ask him to do with Misha, is evidence that he loves doing them, and destiel. The fact that when we show up with poses to insult him and demean him (y'all, those "his wife is the only good thing about him", "we couldn't get photo ops with the wives, so we settled for them" are really not funny at all, they're extremely disrespectful, not to mention, embarrassing af. You're not cool, you're not impressing him, you'd see that if you'd actually pay attention to reality), that he doesn't cause a scene is evidence that he likes being treated like trash

Um? Perhaps, if you cared about him, you'd see that the stuff brought to him by both "sides" probably isn't that pleasant an experience, and not just acknowledge that the "opposition" is being inconsiderate

Here's a thought: the fact that he agrees to do these poses is evidence of nothing other than that he's nice enough to do those poses because he doesn't want to upset people, evidenced by the fact that, wait for it........ he's actually said that people bring him poses he doesn't want to do, but he doesn't say no anyway. The poses that happen in the photo ops say nothing about his own personal opinions, and everything about the opinions and lack of respect and boundaries and consideration of the people who are asking for them. (Using these photo ops as indicative of his inner feelings would imply that every photo op that takes place has his personal endorsement and that he enjoyed it. You guys think he enjoys having his creepy stalker or the rest of her heller crew all over him every other con? I think the eff not.)

Of course, what he's actually said about that dumb ship (that it doesn't exist) and the barn (that while he was proud of the work they'd done, it was a difficult event, that he barely was able to make it through a couple of takes) and the gross poses certain groups bring him (that he regrets them instantaneously), those things might be saying something about his actual opinions, and how he really feels about those events/ships/poses (that he doesn't like them? Idk, it's one thing to be like, we're not going to speculate about his opinions on these poses, but if we are going to speculate, I have to say, the evidence is not in favour of him loving any of these categories of poses), but admitting that would involve actually listening to what he says, and not twisting his words or actions to fit an agenda.

P.S. forreals, destiel fans asking him to "recreate" a goodbye with Castiel in the barn or "recreate" a heaven scene......... just say y'all hate Dean as much as the other side does and move on. Seriously, none of you care about how absolutely terrible the finale was for Dean, how it wronged him, no, your problem is that pervy angel wasn't there. You don't mind the barn scene, you mind that it wasn't Castiel there instead of Sam, so don't act like you're any better than those people asking for the barn reenactment, smh, you're all the same, no care for Dean (or Jensen) himself, and the only concern being how to use him to validate your ship/fave/opinion

#dean winchester deserves better #jensen ackles deserves better #this is why i don't believe shippers when they call themselves 'dean girls' #me: i'm going to stop salt posting #the barn photos that have been attacking me all week #and then the latest post claiming ACTUALLY let's do deathstiel in the barn that'll make it all better #: #salt post #anti destiel #anti wincest #but more like........ #anti shippers #anti hellers

[hellsbellschime]

Ngl it’s kinda embarrassing to see how these stans will react when you insult their faves for doing some messed up sht. Once I said that Klaus was acting like a legit asshole when he was hurting Hayley throughout her pregnancy and cursing her to stay as a wolf then I got attacked. Stan logic? That is the mother of his child smh. Treat her like she’s an actual person and not a child carrier. We get that you don’t like her *hell I don’t like Hayley either, but can he take a chill pill for once? Can the fans do the same? 🤣 Tik tok is outta hand man.

I am a huge Klaus fan and I can acknowledge that the things he did to people were wrong like Rebekah, Katherine, Caroline, Stefan etc. I guess they don’t really see an issue with his behavior, especially when it’s brushed over in the show. Referring to TO. Like that scene when he WWE’d Hayley for having autonomy over her own body and her deciding to go through with the pregnancy. Rebekah is all soothing him with her voice and I’m like… what about Hayley? He just tried to choke her. wtf. He is not a baby. He is a grown man who needs to get his sht in check. This mentality is gross man. Don’t even get me started on how he treated Camille either, and what’s even more crazy is these are the same people who go ham on Care for daring to have sex, or in general, with her boyfriend after Bon’s funeral. Um… can she have a life of her own?

I’m sure you’ve had this conversation a thousand times before but it is just insane to me how people jump to defend him and take offense when people call out his behavior towards people. People don’t just do it with Klaus, they do it with almost every character on the show. Jesus Christ these people are not real. Chill out. Stop attacking people for feeling disturbed or annoyed by their actions. smh. I blame Tik Tok for TVD/TO becoming popular again when both shitty shows should have been left in the past when they ended. Years later and people still can’t fix their misogynistic views. Sorry for the rant.

LOL glad to see that nothing has changed, I had the exact same convo in real time because I was also like "hey maybe Klaus strangling Hayley for potentially having an abortion is not the tea" and that was a strangely controversial statement. But I can't say I'm that shocked either, I mean TO does write Klaus to be the poor sad woobie who needs the people that he abuses to just Care Bear Stare him into being a better person or whatever.

#thirstday for ts

[creationfathers]

Yeah that anti-Misha bunch have dreamed up every awful thing under the sun to accuse Misha of over the years. They like calling him a pedophile and a sexual predator, they've accused him of stealing money from fans and the needy via his "scam" charity (Random Acts) and of ripping people off via GISH, they've tried to sic the IRS and the police and the FBI on him, they've gotten his social media accounts deleted, they tried to get him fired from SPN and dropped by his publisher and removed from convention line-ups, they've hate-bombed live-streams he's hosted, they've called him a child abuser and an adulterer, a pervert, a fraud, a liar, a criminal, an attention seeker (imagine that! a performer seeking attention!).. lately I've seen lots of people calling him a "queer baiter", a "genocide apologist" and a "Zionist". They've organised mass walk-outs during his panels at conventions (just to embarrass him) and planned to attack him by throwing gross stuff at him and tripping him in the hallways. One woman even said she was going to slash him with boxcutters. Some people are just fucking nuts.

Wow the amount of hatred they have for someone they don't know personally. no life losers, smh

[payservewomen]

Yesterday was a painful one….I’m off work Sun-Mon(todays tuesday) and was gonna go 2the $ store, and check goodwill for a shoe rack…But then I opened twitter😔

Goddess Aurora James tweeted something, and ofc that did it! Was around 12noon, maybe late as 2pm, and I began playing with my “Mr Winky”(Ex fiancée, Emma used to call it that; painful breakup, good 2remind myself 2b humiliated) and next thing I know, it’s damn near 8pm!

I’m broke af right now…last i checked, had $15 in the bank, so that means I can’t get any interaction with anyone who matters(dommes/women in general, even Hung Alphas) And that really got me desperate…..I crave attention soooo much….and when you’re a pathetic failure, a beta loser, well, only logical attention is negative ofc.

Oh! But the “wall of shame” girl DMed me, telling me it was time for her weekly wall of shame that she posts on twitter….I’ve been in a few of them, but it’s not too humiliating tbh, she edits the photos, and doesn’t show cocknballs…but my face is showing! I do wish that i’d stop tempting fate to expose myself as the perverted loser freak that I am! I sent her a link to a shared folder on google photos, and loaded that folder with tons n tons of very humiliating pics…dunno if she used any, but then i went to a different twitter account, same one I’d posted to last week, when I went to the store in running shorts(tiny ones with slits up the sides! But i’m glad i found these; they’re actually men’s legit running shorts! even tho I’m only ever gonna wear them cuz i’m a perv, desperate to show off my gross body n be laughed at, it’s better cuz I can act like i’m normal, and just exercising)

But this time….SMH, i posted the link to the folder…..the cover photo of it was from when Natti Banks made me crack eggs all over my dirty bedroom floor…then slurp them up, spit it back into my hands, and rub it all over my face. Then humped my hand for a couple hours while the egg dried, oh and this was AFTER i’d taken a shower!

I tried cleaning it all off, but even the next day, kept finding crusty bits of egg on my face etc

I can’t believe how many beyond embarrassing photos i put in that folder! I’ve exposed myself before of course, but many of these pics had my FACE! And plenty of them….so any kind of lies or explanation to someone who knows me….wouldn’t even be slightly believable.

Reminds me of…last year at some point, when I’d occasionally talk to “Riya Payel” To this day, still THEE goddess I worship above all others….Well, tough to say really, I prob do worship Aurora more…..and hopefully gonna see her this weekend! Omfg i cannot wait!

She’d tweeted about how she “still wanna jump a sub with my friends” 🥵🥵

Fuck I hope they do that! Maybe tell her where I’ll be at a certain time(or she tells me where imma be) and not a particular time and place, so that it’s more of a legit “getting jumped” kinda thing!🥵

Anyway! Back to Riya….the only one who’s absolutely, definitely without question, sadistic. When texting with her, I could actually tell when she’d orgasm! Could even sense a teeny tiny lil bit of guilt, which, if you’d seen what she’s said and done, you’d find hard to believe!

She was always very clear- “I want to destroy you. I want to leave you with nothing, broken, no self esteem, no self worth, no money…I genuinely hope to make you homeless and ruin your life”

Isn’t an exact quote, but she’s def said all that!

Many many findommes on twitter will say this shit, but their actions don’t match their words. But riya? If anything, her actions are somehow worse than her words!

I still cannot truly comprehend how any human could have such venom and hatred in them….(well tbh, i’m almost positive she’s been abused; sexually or otherwise) and whew, ngl, it’s not easy to think about my experiences with God Riya😔

Reminds me just how fucked up I am, mentally/emotionally and ofc sexually. When Riya blackmailed me, she did it 100% without my consent. She knew how much money I had, but since cash app allows you to keep sending, she made me send $18 to her, over and over and over and over…..At a certain point, we both knew that every single send would cost me the $18 PLUS $31 overdraft fee!

She loved that…that’s why it was only the low $18 send!

Last I saw, Riya’s bank account was close to $500k…yes, half a million!

She was also always very clear about the fact that any amount of money that my broke ass could send, wouldn’t even be noticeable to her……Most dommes say that, but with many, it’s quite clear that’s not true…..But riya? Genuine sadism. She’s every pathetic beta loser jerkoff/findom/humiliation addicts dream!

She broke me so badly….I prob sent her a hundred different voice memos…at a certain point, i got serious like “Hey, I understand that maybe i’ve implied that i’m ok with noncon blackmail, but please know, at this point, I’m not ok with what’s happening. I say this with all due respect. Please understand that I sincerely mean every word i’m saying. This has gone way too far….I’m not blaming you, and ofc will not report you or any shit like that….It’s just that well, I’m in serious financial and mental/emotional trouble right now….I’ve said “I’m gonna kill myself” many many times since seeing those photos on my employers FB and IG…I understand that you get off on causing me pain, and I promise that I’ll always be a punching bag for you…but please, I’m scaring myself rn, i’ve never felt like this and I truly terrified of what may happen…I’m coming to you, as one human being to another….I’m reaching out to you, asking, from the bottom of my heart, please help me”

Is essentially what I’d said, many times in various ways…..at this point, there was no longer any reference to anything sexual on my part….This was far beyond that….she took me to another level of self hatred, and my god, I can’t even describe the feeling of such loathing one’s self.

I even began talking to her about the idea of quenching her thirst for sadism in person!

She seemed receptive to it, which ugh, ngl, was exciting to me! She’d never seemed open to it in the past, probably cuz she’s had sooooo many twitter, sextpanther, etc accounts banned…I think eventually every site decided to permanently ban her, considering they must’ve gotten so many complaints from ruined losers. They’d contact her thinking of “blackmail fetish” or even just findom….since sooooo many dommes on twitter say all the same shit that she says, they figured they were safe🙄

Not only does Riya love inflicting real pain, but she’s even said that she’s addicted to it!

Imho, after following her for so long….she definitely means that…I’d imagine it’s even been problematic for her life!

It’s gotta be one hell of a rush! I know it was on my side of things, having myself posted, naked, on my employers social media accounts….being told the pics will be taken down….after i pay $100 for each one….Ofc she knew i not only had no money, but was already very negative!

So, she demanded I open up accounts on apps like Dave, Bridget etc..I began to make one and she got impatient…then simply asked for the info she needed to do it herself….I might’ve hesitated once(or prob just didn’t see her message) and she wasn’t having it, and posted more on my employers IG, along with asking “is this an employee of yours?” With my full legal name. I can’t remember the exact order of things, but suffice it to say, she taught me real quick that she’s in charge, and I’d better comply…So I kept getting text messages from the various creditors, and she expected the pin numbers IMMEDIATELY, which ofc she got…..Also she ofc had all my debit card info, and then i began seeing transactions come through my account somehow! When it had no money whatsoever! How’s that even possible?! site was something like “transact”🤷‍♂️

I was shocked that i was able to get her some more money on Dave or something, but only like $80…she did much better, getting another couple hundred somehow….

Ugh, my dick was rock hard a minute ago….point is- this bullshit still turns me on far more than anything else ever will😔

Now that i’ve leaned into it so much, and turned it into a legitimate addiction, I can’t see how i’ll ever have normal sex, ever again😔 Or hell, ANY sex really! It’d be one thing if i knew a dominant woman irl….but no domme wants to try and actually date a sub, lol, can you imagine?!

I always tell myself “all i’ve gotta do is not jerk off so much…take just a week off, and I’ll def get nice and hard!” Maybe that’s true….but first off, I can’t go 2 days without fucking my hand, usually for hours n hours n hours….Edging ofc…the few times i have tried to cum in a normal amount of time? It’s not even a legit orgasm! Even my body knows i’m a pathetic loser who doesn’t deserve pleasure.

I’m trying to step back for a moment right now, and really take this all in….I need to fully comprehend what i’ve turned my life into…..I read tweets everyday from many dommes saying “this isn’t a phase. You’re a pathetic loser; your brain is too fucked up, you’ll never recover….” and i’m starting to think it’s true😔

I know that many dommes really don’t have such evil agendas….they’re just saying what they need to say to make tons of cash…I respect that, but my god, I often wonder if they know the damage they’re doing!

Many of them definitely do…you could debate whether or not that makes them a sadist or evil, but ehhh, they’re simply doing what many of us freaks beg them to do!

Many subs get the post nut clarity and get angry, start insulting dommes etc…so they’re familiar with how shitty most men are….

Ooops i didn’t mean to make this sooo long…..oh well

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maam henry cavill just told all the fan girls to shut up respectfully and i am CACKLING

Lmaooo I saw, he said keep his girl’s name out of y’all disrespectful ass mouths 😌 leave that man and their business aloneeee

#fr tho regardless of whether it’s PR or whatever tf the comments people throw at her are so gross some of y’all need a reality check #on her Mother’s Day post about her mom passing from cancer someone was like oh I bet your mom was just as trashy as you like.... #just embarrassing and gross smh #henry cavill #discourseeee #asks

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From Friends To This

Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader

Synopsis: Tom gives you an intimate compliment that makes you question just how platonic your friendship is

Masterlist

Unable to sleep and growing bored with the episode of Grey’s Anatomy he was watching, Tom reached up and knocked the secret rhythm to on his wall. He tilted his chin up towards the wall, waiting for your response. Finally, you finished the knock, letting Tom know you were still awake. Ever since you moved in, you and Tom communicated at through knocking on the wall since your rooms were next to each other. It was reserved for late night messages, usually when one of you wanted a snack but didn’t want to go to the kitchen alone. Tonight, it was a matter of curiously.

“did I wake you?” Tom pulled out his phone to text you, not wanting to keep you up if you had been asleep.

“you know I’m always awake. what’s on your mind?” You texted back in a few short seconds, making Tom smile.

“I’m a few seasons into Grey’s Anatomy and I need to know who I can’t get attached to in case they die.”

“when I tell you you cannot get attached to ANYONE I mean it.” You answered. Toms thumbed danced over the keyboard, unsure of what to say next. He didn’t exactly have anything to talk about, he just wanted to talk to you. His eyes drifted back to his screen and he paid a little more attention, watching as Owen stood behind Christina and smiled for a minute before saying, “You should wear your hair up more. It shows off the back of your neck. I like the back of your neck.”

“Gross.” Tom mumbled as he shifted his eyes back to his phone. That was how he chose to flirt with the girl he liked? Tom continued texting you when what was intended to be background noise caught his eye. He thought Christina would find that comment as weird as he did, but she didn’t. She did the opposite.

She liked it.

Tom stared at his screen with furrowed eyebrows as Christina timidly brushed the back of her neck with her fingertips with a smile, making Tom wonder if that line actually worked on girls. His eyes shifted back to his phone, thumbs dancing over the keyboard as he thought of what to type. Finally, he decided to let Owen do the talking for him.

“you should wear your hair up more” He wrote, heart pounding in his ears as he waited for the bubble to come up.

“why 😳” Your text appeared on his screen and he blew out a nervous breath. No going back now if he was already halfway there.

“it shows off the back of your neck”

“yes and?” You wrote.

Tom twiddled his thumbs anxiously as he typed out the next part.

“I like the back of your neck.”

A bubble appeared almost immediately, then disappeared. Tom almost threw his phone across the room from anxiety as he waited for your response. The clock went up a minute before your answer came.

“aw, really?” came first.

Then, “what about the skin between my fingers?”

Followed by, “or my weenis?”

And then, “do you like the back of my knees too?”

Tom laughed to himself, his chest rising and falling repeatedly at your words.

“fine. I’ll just never compliment you again 😔” Tom texted you back. His plan didn’t end up with you admitted your long held love for him, but it didn’t completely backfire either. He was at a happy medium, and he was okay with that.

“ok, dork.” You sent. “what are you, a vampire? trying to get me to show off my neck I see 👀”

“you caught me. that’s why I’m so pale and moody. I’m tryna bite that neck”. Tom wrote you back. At least you weren’t making him feel bad for what he said, even if it fell a little flat.

“smh. you ain’t slick holland” You texted, making Tom chuckle again. You hadn’t reacted the way Christina had, but you also hadn’t reacted the way Tom had.

In Toms mind, that was a good thing.

Little did he know, that text would forever change the nature of your relation.

Monday

The conversation completely departed from Tom’s mind by the next morning as he put his dishes away in the sink and loaded them in the dishwasher. He rinsed his plate right as you walked by, your perfume wafting his way as you passed.

“Good morning.” You said over your shoulder as you opened the cabinet next to the sink. You began to move the various mugs out of your way until you found the one you were looking for, shaking your head a little back and forth to let your hair move. Tom snuck a glance at you and cocked a smile when he saw what you had done.

You had worn your hair in a ponytail.

“Great morning, actually.” Tom remarked, tilting his head to look at you as he shut the faucet off. “Nice hair.”

You gave him a poised look before ostentatiously shaking your head, letting your ponytail swish.

“Thanks.” You shrugged casually as you poured some hot water in your mug, a coy smile perched on your face.

“You’re welcome.” Tom told you as he leaned on the counter and picked up his own blue mug.

“No, Tom.” You said, looking in the mirror on the wall and adjusting your ponytail before looking at Tom and shooting him a wink. “You’re welcome.”

And then you walked away, your ponytail hitting him when you did.

Tom stared at you as you walked away with a dropped jaw, folding his arms as he thought about what he just witnessed.

“Ponytail.” He mumbled to himself. “She wore a ponytail.”

~

Later that day, Tom sat at the kitchen table, drumming his fingers against his cheek as he edited his and Harry’s script when he felt your hair hitting his face. He looked up from his computer as you sat down beside him, a coy smile on your face.

“Oh, Sorry. Did I hit you with my ponytail?” You asked before hitting him with it again. “Sorry.”

And again.

“Sorry. So sorry.” You stifled a laugh as you opened your own laptop and began to type.

“So this is what I get for trying to be nice.” Tom said unenthusiastically. He couldn’t help his eyes from drifting to your ponytail as you typed, smiling a little at the way it bounced.

“No.” You told him. “This is what you get for telling me you like the back of my neck.”

“Is it that weird of a thing to say?” He asked, a mixture of embarrassment and annoyance ringing in his voice. You looked at him Tm out of the corner of your yes, smirking a little at he got riled up.

“Who said it was weird?” You shrugged as you flicked your hair in his face again. “Sorry.”

“I’m trying to work and you’re being incredibly distracting.” Tom grumbled as he tried to focus on his work. However, it was proving to be incredibly difficult since you decided to sit oh so close to him.

“Am I?” You played dumb and twirled your hair around your finger. “What’s distracting you?”

Tom stared at you for a moment, caught up in the way your hair twirled around your finger. He felt an ache in his chest as he fought the urge to replace your hands with his and run your fingers through your hair. He locked eyes with you and shook his head, laughing a little to himself as you teased him.

“You know.” He insisted, eyes going back to your hair.

“Could it be…”, you sassily flipped your ponytail and held you hand over your heart, “the back of my neck?”

You let out an ostentatious gasp as if you just revealed the killer in a murder mystery before letting out a laugh.

“Can you just forget I said that?” Tom whined as you snickered at your own joke. “I didn’t mean anything by it.”

“You told me you liked the back of my neck, Tommy.” You reminded him. “How can that not mean anything?”

“It just doesn’t. It’s just something I said. No harm done.” Tom insisted, hoping you’d let him dismiss it.

“If there’s no harm done in what you said, then there’s no harm in my ponytail.” You shrugged, letting your ponytail sway as you moved. Tom looked at you for a long time and you stared right back, raising your eyebrows to challenge him.

“It was just a compliment.” Tom told you.

“And it’s just a ponytail.” You shot back. Tom squinted his eyes at you but you didn’t budge. Neither of you were gonna break, which meant Tom was getting zero work done, not that he minded.

“Tell me why you wore one.” He said, shitting his laptop to give you his full attention.

“Tell me why you like the back of my neck.” You answered, turned in your chair to face him. You puffed your chest out a little, trying to look tough as you set your focus on him.

“It was just a compliment.” He repeated, narrowing his eyes at you. You cracked a smile before leaning closer, close enough that your breath fanned his face.

“And it’s just a ponytail.” You said breathily. “Bye now.”

You waved flirtatiously at Tom as you sprung out of your seat, letting your ponytail flick him one last time before you left the room. He turned in his seat to watch you as he left, heart still skipping beats from how close you’d been.

“That damn ponytail.” Tom grumbled.

Tuesday

Tom thought the great back of the neck debate would end after one day, but when he watched you waltz into the kitchen the next morning with your hair pulled into a bun, he knew he was dead wrong. You weren’t the one to drop things, and he wasn’t the one to make the first move. As you took your place next to him at the kitchen counter, he knew this debate wasn’t going to end anytime soon.

“I like your hair today.” Tom said slowly as he stirred sugar into his tea. He handed you the sugar, knowing you liked your tea just as sweet as him, and you wordlessly accepted it.

“Thanks. It’s just so hot out, I wanted my hair off my face.” You said causally before looking at him out of the corner of your eye. “And neck.”

“It’s raining.” Tom smirked as he took a sip from his blue mug.

“Is it?” You asked, turning all the way around to look out the window and giving Tom a long look at the back of your neck. You turned back around, rubbing your hand on your shoulder to draw even more attention to that God forsaken part of your body. Tom knew exactly what you were doing, and evidently, so did you.

You looked back at him and shrugged before stirring sugar into your tea. “I guess it is.”

You took a step closer to Tom, taking a long sip of your tea as you held eye contact with Tom.

“I really like the bun, love.” Tom spoke softly in his morning voice. “Looks great.”

“You like it?” You raised your eyebrows seductively. “Tell me Tom, why do you like it?”

“I think we’ve been over this, darling.” He dished it right back, not letting you get the upper hand.

“I’m afraid I don’t remember.” You tilted your head. “Do you think you can back track for a second and remind me?”

Your chests were practically touching now, morning tea long forgotten.

“I like it when you wear your hair up.” Tom said without ever breaking eye contact. You stared back at him firmly until just for a moment, you quivered. You looked away quickly and insecurely touched your hair, letting your fingers slid to rest on the back of your neck.

“I have to go.” You picked up your mug and gave him a tight smile. “See you later.”

Tom furrowed his eyebrows once you left, feeling even more confused than the day before. If he didn’t know any better, you had gotten flustered from your little encounter. In the years Tom had known you and the months you’ve lived together, he was usually the one left with flushed cheeks and a racing heart after a shared moment went from platonic to flirtatious too quickly. He’d never seen something he did have such an effect on you. The memory of your flushed cheeks and wide eyes gave Tom the confidence to navigate the new territory you had entered. Something about his text from that night sparked something between the two of you, a battle that Tom was determined to win.

Wednesday

You had gone out to breakfast with old friends, so Tom hadn’t seen you all morning. It wasn’t until 2 pm that he found you at the kitchen table, leaning on your hand as your eyes lazily scanned your computer. He smirked and laughed to himself upon seeing that you had done it once again.

“Pigtails.” Tom said, alerting you to his presence. You didn’t look up from your computer but a cheeky smile tugged at your lips.

“Sorry, what was that?” You pretended not to hear him as you twirled a strand of hair from your pigtail around your fingers.

“I haven’t seen you in pigtails since Harrison tugged on them so hard you cried in Year 3.” Tom noted as he leaned on the table across from you.

“Well, this is my first step in getting over that tragic day.” You said as you looked at him through your eyelashes, letting it linger before looking back at your computer. Tom gripped the table in frustration, shaking the table a little but you still didn’t look up. Something about the combination of your hairstyle and you refusing to look at Tom was driving him up a wall. He walked around the table, stopping when he was stood behind your chair. He rested his hands on your shoulders, making your body freeze as whatever was on your computer screen completely left your mind.

“I see.” Tom said lowly as his rough hands began to knead your shoulders, paying extra attention to your neck. He cracked a smile when he heard you suck in a breath, swimming in glory at the effect he had on you. Always wanted to push his luck, Tom let his thumb slowly drag down the back of your, neck, leaving a trail of goosebumps in its wake.

“Beautiful.” He murmured, and a chill went down your spine.

“Hey Y/n. Ding dong!” Harrison came out of seemingly nowhere and grabbed onto your pigtail, yanking it twice like it was a bell. Tom jumped back and put his hands in his back pockets, feeling his heart about to beat out of his chest. You swatted Harrison’s hands away and stood up, shooting a glance at Tom before turning back to Harrison.

“Very funny. You know who rings bells like that? The hunchback of notre dame.” You shoved Harrison playfully before sneaking another glance at Tom. The tension that had built between you could be cut with a knife, and today that knife was named Harrison.

“Stop flirting with me, Y/n.” Harrison joked as he gave your hair one last tug. You made a face at him before he let the room, his laugh echoing. Your eyes slowly made their way back to Tom, a now awkward silence filling the room.

“I’m gonna…” You pointed to your hair and began to take out your pigtails, needing an excuse not to look at Tom.

“Yeah, good idea.” Tom walked to you and immediately got to work to take down the other pigtail. He was gentle, careful not to tug at your baby hairs as he took the hair tie out. You winced a little as a hair got caught but didn’t make a sound.

“Sorry.” Tom said quietly as held your hair tie out to you. You looked at him as your hand closed around it, blinking a few times as you collected yourself.

“It’s okay.” Your tone was even softer as the tension from before reclaimed its place between you.

“Why do you keep wearing your hair up?” He asked, fingering a strand of your hair as he kept his eyes down.

“Why did you tell me you like the back of my neck?” You asked back.

“I don’t know.” Tom answered, leaning in a little closer.

“Then I don’t know either.” You looked him right in the eyes before turning sharply and leaving, your hair hitting him as you went.

Thursday

“Beautiful day, isn’t it? Gosh, it’s a wonderful day. Why are you all sitting inside? We should go out and enjoy the fresh morning air. Come on guys, let’s get this joint jumping.” You entered the room where the rest of the boys were with a suspiciously chipper attitude. The boys exchanged looks as you stood in the center with a huge smile.

“Did you put crack in your tea instead of sugar this morning?” Harry asked you.

“Again?” Tuwaine added.

It was then that Tom glanced up from his phone only to see you staring right at him with yet another updo.

“Good morning Tom.” You nodded at him.

“Good morning to you too, Princess Leia.” Tom smiled at your hair today, two buns below each ear.

“Just trying something new.” You shrugged and sat down next to Harrison. Tom furrowed his eyebrows, well aware of the empty spot on the sofa next to him where you usually sat. He knew this was all apart of the little dance the two of you had been doing, but it bothered him nonetheless. His eyes burned holes in your like a lit cigarette on paper from across the room as you rubbed the back of your neck.

“Hey, Haz.” You said, purposefully loud enough for Tom to hear. He tried to go back to what he was looking at on his phone, but found it impossible to concentrate when you were practically on top of Harrison.

“Hey.” He greeted, having no clue what he was now apart of. “I like the buns. You look like you’re gonna churn some butter.”

You looked at Tom smugly when his best friend complimented you before returning your attention to Harrison. You began to twirl the ends of Harrison’s grown out curls between your fingers, making Toms chest tighten.

“That’s so funny, Haz.” You laughed loudly, too loud to be real. “You’re just so-“

“Y/n, can we talk in the other room for a second?” Tom snapped, practically springing out of his seat.

“Okay.” You looked at him strangely and got out of your seat. As soon as you were standing, Tom grabbed your hand and pulled you into the hallway.

“Your hair is up.” He pointed a finger at you as he whispered sharply.

“I’m well aware.” You scoffed and folded your arms.

“Why do you keep wearing it up?” He asked, losing his mind now. His blood was on fire now after nearly a week of cat and mouse.

“Why do you care?” You answered his question with a question, only making him more frustrated. Tom opened his mouth to speak but found himself with nothing to say. He ran his fingers through his hair, giving it a stressful tug as he fell speechless.

“That’s what I thought.” You laughed, almost sadly. “When you’re ready to talk, I’ll be ready to listen.”

“Y/n.” Tom began but you were already walking away.

“I gotta go.” You mumbled, barely audible as you turned the corner.

Friday

Braids.

You had two Dutch braids, parted down the middle to give Tom a perfect view of the back of your neck.

You didn’t know this, but Tom loved braids.

Like, really loved braids.

He stared at you for a moment, not sure what your reaction would be to him today. After the weird talk you had yesterday, he thought for sure you’d stop with the hairstyles. You had your back to him and of you knew he had entered the room, you didn’t show it. Tom passed you to get a mug from the cabinet. When you didn’t speak, he didn’t either. He slowly poured hot water into the mug and unwrapped a tea bag, wincing at how loud it sounded with all the awkward silence in the room.

“Good morning.” Your voice cut the silence like a pair of scissors, making Tom turn and look at you.

“Good morning.” He said softly, surprised you were the first one to speak. He timidly held his cup of tea, clutching like a child holding a blanket as he looked at you. You weren’t looking up, but it wasn’t like the day before. You weren’t teasing him this time.

You were upset with him.

The searing tension that had been following the two of you all week had been replaced with an ice that chilled the room.

“It’s gonna rain later.” Your voice was delicate and low as you kept your eyes on the newspaper. Tom knew you. You never read the newspaper.

You just didn’t want to look at him.

“Yeah. I heard.” Tom nodded slowly, aching to reach out and apologize to you. He wanted to tell you he was sorry, he just didn’t know what he was sorry for.

“We should probably put a cover over the chicken coop.” You said as you turned the page, eyes never coming his way.

“Yeah. That’s a good idea.”

The silence crept back in and Tom felt a twinge or pain in his heart. He needed you to look at him so he knew you were okay.

“I like your hair today.” Tom spoke again, his voice weak from not trusting it enough to speak at full volume.

“Thanks.” You said sharply, getting out of your seat and taking the newspaper with you.

“Y/n-“ Tom began, taking a step towards you.

“I’m gonna go feed the chickens.” You stated, leaving out the backdoor and not looking back.

~

A few hours later, you appeared in Toms doorway wearing one of his hoodies. It was too big on you, covering your body past the little black shorts you had on. You were holding a jar of pickles in your hands and had a sheepish look on your face.

“I can’t open this.” You said weakly as you held up the jar. Tom looked up at you from his desk with a small smile. He knew this was your way of apologizing and he doubted you knew what you were sorry for either.

“Come here.” Tom held his arm out and you walked towards him. He took the jar from you and opened it with ease while holding eye contact with you. After you refused to look at him that morning, he needed this.

“Thank you.” You smiled softly at him as you took the jar and set it on his desk.

“You’re welcome, darling.” Tom nodded, setting the lid down beside the jar. Your face contorted into a pained expression and you looked down, tugging at the strings of his hoodie to distract yourself.

“I’m sorry about yesterday. And this morning.” You spoke. “I don’t even know why I’m mad at you. I had no right to be.”

“That’s okay.” Tom told you. “I’m just glad you’re talking to me now.”

“I’m gonna go eat these now.” You took the jar of pickles and the lid and gave him an awkward smile.

“You don’t have to leave.” Tom said quickly when you were halfway out the door. You turned around and his face flushed, feeling embarrassed for sounding so desperate. “I just, um, I mean you could stay if you like.”

“Okay.” You nodded and took a seat on his bed, setting the jar down on his nightstand.

Tom spun around in his chair and rested his elbows on his knees to face you.

“You’re wearing my hoodie.” He noted, hoping that was a good sign that you were not longer mad at him.

“I was cold.” You shrugged and tugged at one of your braids. You began to play with the hair that came out of your hair tie as you looked around Tom’s room. You were avoiding eye contact once again and Tom was growing frustrated. If he had never given you that compliment, none of this would be happening. He worried he had permanently changed the nature of your relationship all because of some stupid statement.

“You’re being weird.” Tom said, speaking before thinking it through. You were both avoiding the conversation but he didn’t want to do it anymore. If he didn’t fix it now, he feared he never could.

“No I’m not.” You scoffed and took out your hair tie, undoing and redoing the bottom of your braid.

“Yes, you are.” Tom insisted, getting out of his chair to gain leverage.

“No, I’m not.” You stood up as well and looked at him sternly.

“Yes you are!” Tom snapped. “You keep touching your hair. You only do that when something’s on your mind.”

“Nope. No thoughts. Head empty.” You tapped the side of your head and laughed nervously.

“Fine. Then I’ll drop it.” Tom held up his hands in defense.

“Good.” You sighed in relief, taking your hand away from your braid and tucking them into the pocket of the hoodie. Tom looked you up and down, taking his bottom lip between his teeth as he stared at your braids.

“You wore your hair up every day this week.” He blurted, making you let out a groan.

“Tom.” You whined. “You said you were dropping it.”

“I will drop it.” He promised. “Just as soon as you tell me why.”

“I don’t know why.” You raised your voice, frustrated with both him and yourself.

“I’m sure you can think of something.” Tom snapped back, not being able to take his eyes off those damn braids.

“Does it really matter?” You whined, rubbing the back of your neck as you looked out his window.

“Yes! It does matter. To me, it matters.”

“Why?” You were both yelling now, not even aware of what was making you angry.

“It just does.” Tom sighed, calming down a little. “It just does.”

“Well I don’t have an answer for you.” You shrugged helplessly. “I can’t help you.”

“Does you wearing your hair up have anything to do with me telling you I like the back of your neck?” Tom asked slowly, taking a sudden interest in the floor as he asked the question that had been weighing on his mind all week.

“Oh my God.” You covered your face with your hands and dragged them down.

“What?”

“Stop saying that!” You pointed an angry finger at him. “Stop telling me you like the back of my neck!”

“Why? It’s a great neck.” Tom defended himself and his compliment, unintentionally making the situation worse. Your eyes widened as you balled your hands into fists and looked at the ceiling.

“UGH.” You gripping the sides of your head and spun in a frustrated circle.

“What is your problem?” Tom asked in exasperation as he watched your freak out.

“You! You’re my problem.” You yelled. “I can’t get you or your stupid compliment out of my head.”

“So that’s what this is about? You’re being weird because I complimented you?” Tom asked, a little hurt but even more confused.

“It’s not that you complimented me, Tom.” You shook your head in defeat. “It’s that you gave me that compliment.”

“I don’t get it. I don’t get what the big deal is.” Tom sighed in frustration. He was at the end of his rope trying to figure out what he did wrong.

“There is no deal. Just drop it, okay? Can we please drop it?” You took his hands in yours as you begged him. Tom could see the desperation in his eyes and as much as he wanted to get to the bottom of why his comment set you off, he cared about your feelings more than his own.

“Fine.” Tom agreed, not wanting to push you if you didn’t want to be pushed. You gave him a appreciative smile, still holding his hands in yours. After squeezing his hands to show you were grateful to him for dropping the subject, you went to leave the room. In the few short paces to the door, you heard Tom sigh. You stopped in his doorway, resting your hand on the doorframe. Tom looked at you longingly as you stood there, eyes landing on the back of your neck. It occurred to you what he was doing, making a compromise for your sake. He wasn’t satiated with your answer but was willing to accept it to make you happy, and somehow, that made everything worse.

“I didn’t know how to react.” The words tumbled out of your mouth before you could consider the repercussions of this particular conversation. The very conversation you and Tom had carefully choreography your relationship to dance around.

The conversation where you admitted that you both wanted to be more than what you were.

“What?” Tom asked, not understanding your statement. You craned your neck slightly, looking at him over your shoulder as you sighed.

“I didn’t know how to react to your compliment.” You repeated. “That’s why I’ve been weird. And that’s why I’ve been wearing my hair up. I didn’t know how to react.”

Your eyes locked with Tom as you stood on opposite sides of the room, feeling every inch of the distance between you.

“Oh.” Tom spoke softly, eyes dropping to the floor.

“You can’t just tell me you like the back of my neck. You can’t.” You shook your head and shut your eyes, unable to look at him in your vulnerable state.

“Why?” Tom asked desperately, wishing you could just be honest with him, even if he wasn’t being entirely honest with you.

“I’m sorry.” You sighed and turned away again. “I can’t do this.”

“What’s wrong?” Tom pleaded. “We have not been able to act normal around each other ever since I sent you that stupid text. Why did it mess everything up? I can’t compliment my friend?”

“Not compliments like that.” You protested breathlessly. “You can tell me you like my ponytail but you can’t tell me you like the back of my neck.”

“Why? What am I missing?” Tom asked in a forlorn attempt to get some understanding. “Is there some compliment rule book I’m not following?”

“No. It’s just...” You shrugged and you trailed off. “Friends can like my hairstyle, okay? They can tell me my hair looks nice or cute or whatever and that’s fine.”

“Okay.” Tom tried to follow.

“Liking the back of my neck, Tom…”, your sentence tampered off as you nervously combed your fingers through the end of your braid.

“What?” Tom asked. “Please tell me.”

“That’s a boyfriend thing.” You finally admitted, and the air thickened in the room. “That’s something a boyfriend would notice. A really, really good one, at that.”

Just about every emotion hit Tom at once, making him stumble backwards a little as he processed your words. You had just cut the wire you had both been avoiding, and now the bomb had gone off. You would never be just friends again. Even if the conversation ended amicably, your relationship would never go back to what it was.

“Oh.” Tom said, squeezing his eyes shut as he regretted his pathetic answer.

“Look, Tommy.” You sighed and stepped further into his room. “I’ve always put my relationships in boxes. I have friends in one, crushes in the other. That’s how it’s always been. But you,” you shrugged helplessly and folded your arms, “you blur the line. You fall in both boxes. And when you tell me things like liking the back of my neck”, you looked at him in anguish, “you blur the line even more. You blur it so much that I can’t even tell where you fall. I don’t see any boxes. All I see is you.”

The corner of Tom’s mouth twitched, curving into a smile at you admission. He took a step closer to you, taking one of your braids between his fingers and toying with it.

“Have I ever told you I like the bridge of your nose?” Tom began. “I like the way it sits on your face. It’s like the bouquet of flowers in the middle of the table.”

“Tom.” You tried you stop him before he made irreparable damage to your friendship.

“Your collarbones look more prominent when you wear silver necklaces, but softer when you wear gold ones. You only wear gold ones if you’re wearing red or green, though.” He continued. “You love putting highlighter on your collarbones when your outfit leaves them exposed, but your absolute favorite thing to do is put blush on your nose. You never skip that. Even on days when you’re tired.”

“You don’t have to do this.” You shook your head, wordlessly begging with him to stop.

“Your pony tail is always lopsided because you lean on your hand when you write or type, and I think that’s wildly endearing. It also gives me a better view of the back of your neck, but we don’t have to talk about that.” He cracked a smile, and you did too. “You can’t tell jokes because you get too excited and give the punchline away. It annoys Harry but I think it’s adorable. Your socks never match and you can’t sleep unless your closet doors are closed. It makes you too nervous.”

“Please-“

“You pretend to scratch your nose when you’re uncomfortable in a conversation and need a break from making eye contact. You don’t do it with me but you do it with Harry sometimes when you can’t tell if he’s being sarcastic.” Tom recalled. “You always do it when you’re talking to our neighbor to the left because he makes you feel uneasy. Do you need me to go on?”

“No.” You said quickly. “What point are you trying to make here?”

“I’m trying to say that if these are boyfriend things, I’m okay with that. That’s just how I love you.” He said passionately. “I notice things. I notice everything that makes you up. So I’m sorry if that confuses things for you, but I’m also not sorry. You’re too good not to notice.”

Your eyebrows went up as your jaw slacked like your face was being pulled by a string. Your hand went to your necklace, a delicate gold chain with your initial hanging from it. It was a gift from Tom two Christmas’s ago, and you wore it every time you wore red or green. You didn’t have to say it, but both of you knew you were wearing green underneath Toms hoodie. Your mind was an ocean of words but none of them were making their way to your mouth. You stood there in silence and your hand moved to the back of your neck, finding a home there.

“Y/n, I’m sorry.” Tom sighed when he gaged your reaction. “I didn’t mean to overstep.”

“You always use the blue mug in the morning.” You said after a beat of silence. “You use it in the morning but never at any other time of the day. I don’t know why you do it but you do. I always thought you never let anyone else use the blue mug until you made me tea in it after my breakup with Brad. I swear, the tears stopped falling right then and I think you noticed that because you always give me that mug when I’m sad.” You laughed softly. “Your hair stylist combs your hair to the left but you like it all pushed back. You always leave two buttons unbuttoned on your shirts and you leave your closet doors open when you sleep. It drives me crazy but you do.”

Toms lips melted into a firm line as tears filled his eyes. He always felt like a book that only he could understand, but you had just interpreted the pages. He was rendered speechless as you revealed all the things you noticed about Tom but never spoke about.

“I notice too.” You said softly. “Maybe not the back of your neck, but I notice.”

Tom smiled brightly at you, feeling his heart swell just from the sight of you. He looked down bashfully and stepped closer to you, your chests touching once again.

“I, uh, I started leaving my closet doors open as a kid so Sully from Monsters Inc would have an easier time getting in my room.” Tom admitted. “I used to wait up to meet him and I never broke that habit.”

“Oh my God.” You chuckled and wiped a tear you hadn’t even realized had fallen. “You’re an adult.”

Tom laughed along with you, a comfortable silence replacing the sadness of the room with your highest hopes.

“You’re my best friend.” Tom said suddenly as his laughter died down.

“And you’re mine.” You told him.

“I don’t want you like a best friend.” He shook his head rapidly as he put his hand on the back of your neck and pulled you into a kiss. You put your hands on either side of his face and pulled him impossibly closer, taking the chance to grip the curls on the back of his neck. Tom smiles against your lips and grabbed both your braid in one hand, tugging them firmly to deepen the kiss.

“These damn braids.” Tom groaned, making you laugh into the kiss.

“You should’ve told me you liked the back of my neck sooner.” You said between kisses.

“I hadn’t seen that episode of Grey’s Anatomy yet.” Tom spoke breathlessly as he pulled you in for another heated kiss. You tangled your fingers in his hair before pulling away suddenly when you processed what he said.

“Wait, what?”

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[toxycodone]

Pls the hybrids are protective and possessive of you but some of them (Wolftsumu back off or *grab bottle of spray water and show it to him*) are just more possessive because of their nature 🥺 also they love you so much 🥺 sometimes they forgot their boundaries but that’s why you’re there to remind them 😀

Mini hcs bc why the hell not. I just got my tea. While Tsumu lick your face (this is why you always bring handkerchief everywhere bc the man leaves a fat glob of his drool on you smh) when he saw someone being a tad bit close to you. His twin (and Sunacat + the others) would draped their bodies over you or just yeet themselves to lay on their tummies on your lap. Those with intimidating face but pure soft bois just 😐🧍behind you and whoever talks to you can just feel their heavy gaze on them, y’know (Ushi would just deeply think about you and the farm, Iwa or Kyo just deadass wanted them to gone bc yo it’s their time with you and not a stranger).

Hybrids that are bundle of sunshines just happily wagging their tails and skipping around you while telling how good you are to them, completely unaware of the other person that you’re talking to. MEANWHILE SOMEONE LIKE OIKAWA (BUT WHY I SEE TSUMU WOULD DO THIS TOO) JUST TALKING SHIT ABOUT THE PERSON YOUMRE WTH BC 🤨 WHY ARE THEY GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS HUMAN? UM. BACK OFF? 😭😭😭 —😎

I LOVE THESE SO MUCH...dear god I need wolftsumu RIGHT NOW he’s so fucking cute...licking is gross but I like it. Can you imagine just wolftsumu licking you when you take him out in public one day oh my god,,,,most embarrassing thing ever pls

And you’re so right I wanna say Osamu and Suna also don’t recognize their own size and they try to get in your lap as if their kits 😭 oh my god it’s so annoying can you imagine big ol suna cat just draping himself across you like a weighted blanket lmfao

Also! Can...can I say suna is a panther? 🥺 or maybe a hybrid between a wild cat and a regular cat? He would be so cute,,,,

And Ushi,,,,dear god I love him he literally isn’t even thinking about jealously he’s just like “wow I love my owner...I hope we go get some apples today...did we gather all the crops today?” he’s...so cute

QND OIKAWA. HE IS DEFINITELY LIKE THAT. Oikawa doesn’t fucking care at all he can’t fight he knows he’s worth his weight in gold so no one would dare touch him....if you’re talking to someone he’d drape his arms around you and whisper about them in your ear...he’s hoping to get punished bc he likes it when you get rough w him 💙

#😎 anon ilysm #letterbox.txt #haikyuu hybrid au #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu smut

[velvetcoves]

Gundham, Kazuichi, Nagito, Shuichi and Zen doing the kabedon on their easily flustered s/o headcanons, please? I love your blog, by the way! ^^

thank you so much darling!! i hope you enjoy ^^

-mod velv

GUNDHAM TANAKA

☆ since Gundham isn’t a very touchy person in public, you rarely have you worry about getting flustered by his actions

☆ by his words though is a different story

☆ the rest of the v2 cast is oblivious to him leaning down to whisper in your ear about how you complete the demon inside him or somethin and it makes your heart RACE

☆ ok ok so how it happens

☆ Kazuichi was following Sonia around like usual, when he accidentally tripped over something when she came into the room that you two were in

☆ Kaz tried to save her, but he ended up causing a chain reaction

☆ and you were right under the bottles of soda that were going to fall

☆ but you’ve got the Lord of Ice as your boyfriend so you’re okay 😌

☆ and so you ended up getting swept into his arms as he swiftly pivoted on his foot, locking you against the wall as the bottles barely missed the two of you

☆ silence falls over the two of you before he notices your blazing face, his face almost matching the shade of yours at the discovery

☆ he pulls away, averting his eyes as he shimmies the scarf up to his nose

☆”..deepest apologies, my dear. i’m glad you’re alright.”

KAZUICHI SOUDA

☆ to be honest? this man finds EVERY chance to tease you/make you flustered

☆ so kabedon is completely in the picture

☆ Kaz already likes to follow you around, mostly because he just wants to be around you, and secondly? he can find things that make you flustered :)

☆ OK OK SO

☆ y'all were chilling in the main hall, after you guys had just finished lunch

☆ Kazuichi had literally clung to you throughout the whole meal, his arm looped in yours while he ate

☆ as SOON as you both finished your food, Kazuichi yoinked you up to bring you over to a machine he was working on

☆ and so he was in the middle of a rant while tinkering with it, when he accidentally cut an important wire

☆ you have NEVER seen his eyes go so wide as he bolted from his seat and full on SNATCHED YOU as the thing blew up

☆ there were a few moments of silence before he removed his face from your shoulder, you both pinned against the wall for safety. you guys locked eyes for a second before he gave you a little shark smile 🥺

☆ he paid no mind to your flustered face as he hoisted you up into his arms and spun you around, laughing a bit at the explosion

☆”DID YA SEE THAT (F/N)?! THAT WAS THE BIGGEST EXPLOSION I’VE SEEN THIS W E E K-“

NAGITO KOMAEDA

☆ Nagito is one of the v2 boys that is just,, not easily flustered? rip to you

☆ he would LOVE to tease you, but he feels like he doesn’t deserve to because he’s ‘tRaSh’ smh

☆ n e ways he found an opening and he decided to be a little shit for a bit 😌

☆ that opening was on the beach and you two were sitting together, allowing the sun to dance along your skin as the killing game left your mind. only for a bit

☆ Ibuki scampered up to you and tugged you from your towel next to Nagito, practically BEGGING you to help her make a sandcastle

☆ you looked over to Komaeda, silently asking if he minded. he shook his head and off you went with the music star

☆ after y’all had finished, you called Nagito over to see the creation you helped in making

☆ and THAT’S WHEN HE S T R U C K

☆ he had held your hand as he listened to you and Ibuki conversed, and when the girl had turned around to talk to Sonia, this man grasped you by the wrist and pinned you down to the ground

☆ your face immediately flushed, looking up at him with wide eyes as he stuck his tongue out at you innocently

☆ and he let you up before the two girls could suspect anything

☆ you’re a bit mad at him now because 1. he just pinned you outta nowhere and he got the balls to pretend he didn’t?? and 2. you’ve got sand all over you now >:(

ZEN (HYUN RYU)

☆ this smug bastard

☆ it’ll probably happen at one of the parties, likely when you keep getting dragged away from him by guests and him getting dragged away by fans, etc etc.

☆ Zen will see you barely out of the corner of his eye, and saunter his way over to you

☆ he’ll wrap an arm around your shoulder, keeping you flush against his body as he protects you from fans and guests

☆ he WILL do this thing where if a dude gets too close to you, he’ll like softly lunge forward to be like “oi fUCK OFF-“

☆ Zen trust you a whole LOT he just doesn’t trust other people

☆ n e ways, a dude comes up to you, asking you a rather.. gross question, which makes Zen just immediately go “😀”

☆ Hyun will softly grasp your wrist and spin you around, before pinning you against one of the walls

☆ you’ll feel a lot of eyes on you as you start to shrink into yourself, your face ablaze from the sudden closeness

☆ he only grants you mercy when Seven ‘comes to your rescue’ by teasingly ducking under Zen’s arms so it’s BOTH of y’all trapped

☆ that makes Zen immediately pull away, his own cheeks a bit pink with embarrassment

☆ he’ll leave you alone for the rest of the party, but not before leaning down to give you a peck on the lips

#mod velv #gundham tanaka #gundham x reader #kazuichi souda #kazuichi x reader #nagito komaeda #nagito x reader #zen #zen x reader #mystic messenger #danganronpa v2

[hannie-dul-set]

who in svt would agree to platonically kiss you

maybe you're a writer and would want to know how it feels to have peppered swipes of love gently sprinkling your face for the piece you're trying to write. or maybe you're trying to fake having a boyfriend to get your ex off your ass. or maybe you're just weird and/or read too much fanfiction and hope for your own 100k f2l love story with your best friend. whatever your dumb reason is, here's a list of who will agree, who will smack you upside in the face, and who will permanently delete you from his contacts!! let's find out!!

seungcheol: dude he'd agree to (platonically) marry you in order to get your nosy relatives off your ass for being single for so long. just give him a signal and he'd be ready to make out in the middle of a bunch of greasy bodies in a club just to get some weirdo to fuck off because duh?? that's what friends do?? right??? | rating: 9/10 minus one point simply because he'd probably fall in love with you and that would ruin the platonic bit.

jeonghan: "about time you gave in, babe ;))" a little shit. would tease you relentlessly about your apparent, subconscious desire to punch him for him. angel is all talk though, because once you're already inches away from him, he'd panic and chicken out because holy fuck ahaha this shouldn't happen. pulls away from you last minute. would tell you your breath stank of cilantro as a cover up | rating: 3/10 he's a fucking loser don't even try.

joshua: he'd laugh, crinkling his nose and say wow that would be wild haha, but proceed to ignore you. he may have turned into the bare-armed, testosterone monster that he is now, but joshua still wouldn't want to kiss anyone he isn't in a relationship with. that's what his mother taught him and he isn't gonna disobey her cause of you. maybe try asking him out first <33 | rating: 1/10 the one is there because wow you might get him as your boyfriend.

junhui: sorry, but jun would ask you first. you'd be sitting in his living room, watching netflix at god knows what the fuck am and he'd be like "hey. movie's boring. wanna make out?" and you'd be like sure until all of a sudden oops you're not only platonically kissing anymore wow what a slip up | rating: 10/10 you're both a matchmade in horny heaven.

soonyoung: look. soonyoung is wild. soon is down for anything. soonie will probably stab himself with a fork just because you told him he can't. but that's the thing— he'd only do it if it was a challenge. ask him to kiss you because you've been lying to your friends that you had a boyfriend and they wanted evidence? his cheeks will start flaring. tell him "oh i that's fine. i knew you'd be too much of a pussy to agree" then damn you've just unleashed the tiger | rating: 6/10 because of the extra effort you have to put in.

wonwoo: jeon is a simple man. he is a classy man. a simple "no" without even looking at your direction is the only thing you're getting from him. you'd whine, telling him please— i wanna write this story for one of my classes perfectly and the main guy is a nerd and you're the only loser i know. he'd close the book he was reading, leaning into your face ever so slowly, right before smacking the fucking book on your head because wow. the audacity of you | rating: 0/10 but 10/10 if you wanna come back to your senses.

jihoon: what the fuck why would you even consider asking him you evil monster you just wanna watch jihoon shrivel up like a dried grape painted in a fresh coat of red | rating: invalid. error. don't even try unless you want to get guitar smacked when he finally recovers from shock.

minghao: if you were a stranger, yes he'd agree. but you're not. you're his friend and he knows about your gross habits and that's just a no for him like ew. unless you're desperate for whatever the fuck reason. only if you agree to be his poor PA during his monthly, ig outfit photoshoot this weekend and you start to wonder if this is really worth carrying three bags of outfits, one for his accessories, and the amount of muscle pain? thought so | rating: 4/10 if you're crazy and actually go through with it because if he's gonna do it, he's gonna do it right.

mingyu: he'd agree. mingyu is a sweetheart of course he would. the only drawback is that he'd be a huge fucking mess and be like "kiss??? kiss me?? you want?? ahaha o-oh yeah sure totally i'd love to ki— i mEAN since u asked haha" his brain would start whirring like a broken microwave when you do and start thinking is this okay?? do friends do this?? oh my god?? | rating: 7/10 but i doubt he'd even be able to look at you in the eye after this lmao. you got to kiss him but at what cost ://

seokmin: "omg!! sure!!! let's kiss :D" okay, maybe you suggested it because you're a demon and you wanted to see him flustered but oops, seokmin is actually down for it because he is so full of love and would kiss you again if you asked. you're like???? wait i didn't plan it this way, seokmin i— OOPS he already gave you a tiny smooch. he's smiling, asking you if you want another one and smoke is literally emitting from your head rip | rating: 8/10 your brain is fried but at least he's cute.

seungkwan: "excuse me?? you want to kiss me?? know your place, loser" kwan isn't gonna tolerate this kind of troglodytic behavior. you haven't even asked permission from his parents, court him with a million bouquets, chocolates, and vitamins and you're expecting him to agree to kiss you?? wow the sheer shamelessness of some people smh | rating: 2/10 tiny chance that he'd agree if you tell him it was for attention.

vernon: he didn't hear you the first time. second time. wait is this the fifth? until you're literally up at his face asking him for a smooch because you wanted your roommate to believe you actually went out to get laid instead of playing animal crossing at vernon's place because the vibe of his room matched the cozy atmosphere. she would start clowning you if she found out. poor vernon is surprised. frozen. but he manages to stammer out a "sure" and you've already left but vernon was still thinking of you | rating: 6/10 bcs oops haha didn't mean for it to turn angsty

chan: would say yes without giving it much thought until he realized what you were doing and he's like oh shit you were actually serious okay we're doing this. but wait we're in public y/n what the fuck. and you're like shut the fuck up the guy that's been bothering me is here and he's like oh okay. would be embarrassed for the next few days but let's say you got into a petty argument and chan would be like "ooh you wanna kiss me so bad" and you're like "fuck no" and he'd say "you already did" and you're like god damn it | rating: 7/10 because he's gonna use it against you lol.

#writing for svt for the first time a while and it ends up being a shitpost yes that's me #how tf do i tag this #seventeen #svt #seventeen scenarios #svt scenarios #seventeen crack #svt crack #shitpost #this is bullshit oh my god #seungcheol #jeonghan #joshua #junhui #hoshi #wonwoo #woozi #the8 #mingyu #dokyeom #seungkwan #vernon #dino

[1tsnoya]

I love ur account I love all of ur work and it really makes my day ! Can u write a HC with kageyama, Tsuki, Tanaka & Noya and how they act when they’re super jealous? Maybe another guy from another team they’re playing against is hitting on u ???

💕💕💕💕 UR SO SWEET BABEY :’) mwah here u go!

✧･ﾟjealous boyfriend ✧･ﾟ headcanons

pairings: kageyama x reader, tsukishima x reader, tanaka x reader, nishinoya x reader

warning: i didn’t proofread it’s 3:30am hehe pls don’t mind

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* :･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ

kageyama

↳ baby finally asked you to come to one of his games

↳ of course you were excited, how could you not be ?

↳ so when you went, you made sure to get a good seat

↳ which so happened so be next to some guy from your english class

↳ “(y/n)! right? english class?”

↳ you greeted them so that you wouldn’t be rude

↳ and then the set began

↳ kageyama’s eyes were looking all over the gym for you

↳ and when he finally spotted you... some rando was trying to scoot closer to you

↳ HIS ENTIRE MOOD DID A 180

↳ his eyebrows were furrowed, he was biting his lip, and his eyes were shifting back and forth to you and this guy

↳ you were trying to brush them off but holy shit they would not stop talking

↳ and when a timeout was called, you finally dropped the bomb — “haha yeah.. i’m um actually here for my boyfriend !”

↳ and ofc this dude goes, “oh really? is he on the bench or..?”

↳ so you pointed over to where kags was.. one hand holding or crushing his water bottle with steam basically coming out of his head, just eyeing you two, and waved to him with a smile

↳ so the person hitting on you kinda had a realization like oh shit and scooted away

↳ after the game, tobio rushed over to you, all grumpy n shit like, “who was that guy??”

↳ and you made sure to tell him that you told ‘that guy’ that your boyfriend was the best setter ever

↳ he got all flustered hsjsjhs but he still gets grouchy whenever he sees that guy

↳ and next time he saw him when you were around, he just grabbed your hand and dIPPED-

tsukishima

↳ he asked to meet up with you at the end of the school day

↳ you were due for a date so you told him that you’d definitely be there

↳ and when the end of the day came, you rushed over to your meeting spot

↳ but he wasn’t there :(( so you texted him

↳ “hey you okay?”

↳ “yeah sorry. i was tutoring smh”

↳ then another message, “i’m omw now. be there in 5”

↳ so while you were waiting, you leaned against a wall and put some headphones in your ear

↳ and then someone stopped in front of you...

↳ you took out the headphones and were left to hear the worst flirting in the world

↳ he wouldn’t even let you speak, he just kept going and going and going

↳ you tried to tell him that you had a boyfriend but he would. not. stop. rambling.

↳ a few minutes passed and tsuki was almost at your spot

↳ he saw this all go down from where he was standing... and was uhm... annoyed to say the least

↳ he was very annoyed he was pissed off-

↳ so he walked quicker and then popped up behind you, tbh he caught you off guard

↳ didn’t even say hi, just picked your chin up a bit and kissed you

↳ it was a long and hard kiss... 👀

↳ when he finally pulled away, he just looked at the guy with that smirk

↳ you know THAT smirk

↳ that’ll make ya pussy throb

↳ the guy just silently (and very quickly) walked away lmfao

↳ “hi to you too”

↳ “hi. he looked weird. anyway” he grabbed your hand, “let’s go”

tanaka

↳ you two were out for a lunch date and getting ready to order

↳ and he told you that he’d be right back, he just had to pee super quick

↳ while he was gone, the waiter came by to take your drink orders

↳ the guy taking your order was very nice, maybe even a little too nice

↳ and then he winked at you... sigh

↳ when tanaka stepped out of the men’s room, he noticed how friendly this guy was acting

↳ flames in his EYES bro

↳ this mans SPED WALK back to your table

↳ “oh hi BABE ! are you ready to order yet BABE ?”

↳ he switched from sitting across you to next to you and held your hand while EYEING this waiter

↳ LOL this poor guy got so embarrassed and bowed his head a bit to apologize

↳ “excuse me for one second” HE WALKED AWAY AND ASKED SOMEONE ELSE TO TAKE YOUR ORDER

↳ listen he was super intimidated. it’s canon that tanaka scares people away soo 🤷🏻‍♀️

↳ “yeah that’s right. right (y/n) ! you have a super cool boyfriend right here” he looked at you and just kissed your cheek

↳ “haha yes i do ryu, but don’t make that guys life a living hell!”

↳ “oh i wont...”

↳ anytime he saw that guy come in your direction, he did something affectionate or something to show off that you were his s/o

↳ rip that waiter...

nishinoya

↳ ever since you two started dating, you guys would always meet in the school hallway at a certain time during the day

↳ you would talk before lunch and noya would walk you to your next class, it was one of the longer breaks in between classes so you were good

↳ he was running late one day and you were just looking around the hallway for him

↳ he was on the smaller side but was sUPer quick so you just stayed by your locker to continue waiting, he would be there soon

↳ and then some random person walked by you, “heyy. you look lost, want some uh” he smiled at you weirdly, “help?”

↳ gross

↳ you tried to be polite, “no i’m okay”

↳ he kept INSISTINGGG — “no really. i can take the time out of my day to help you sweetheart”

↳ blegh sweetheart..? really?

↳ “trust me, i’m good”

↳ “i don’t think you are hon-”

↳ and guess who comes bolting up behind you

↳ when noya got close enough, he swung his arm around you

↳ “hi cutie! sorry i was making up a quiz...” he looked at this rando and his face just DROPPED LMFAO

↳ HE GOT ALL ANNOYED “who are you???”

↳ “a friend”

↳ “oh cool you’ve probably heard of me right? i’m (y/n)’s boyfriend” cue the shit eating grin of his

↳ “oh really..?”

↳ noya just got PISSED lol

↳ “oh yes. really” he just turned back to you and gave you a quick peck on the lips

↳ “cya!” he waved back to this guy and held your hand again, just walking down the hallway

↳ “if i ever see him again i’m going to beat the shit out of hi-”

↳ yeahhh you try to avoid that guy now LOL

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[tsugarubecker]

Does he know it? Basically, the Duffers are predicating their narrative on the assumption that the audience watching the show has been just as brainwashed into compulsory heteronormativity as the characters in the show (such as Lucas and Dustin) have been. And, let’s face it, they can do that, because we all have been hoodwinked. We do assume heterosexuality. We do. Even us queers. We have been taught to assume straight until proven otherwise.

In both of these scenes, Mike says “what are you talking about?” There are also scenes later where he balks at the idea of him being interested in El, saying “gross”. (Which is a parallel to Will in season 3 referring to straight romance repeatedly as gross, but I digress.)

This show has dangled Will in front of us as “the obviously gay one” and has hidden Mike - who is not straight - in plain view. How? Comphet!!

In these two scenes with Lucas and Dustin, we - yes, even those of us who are queer - automatically presume that when Mike says “what are you talking about?” that he doesn’t mean it. That he’s embarrassed of his interest in El, because he’s a pre-teen boy and that’s what pre-teen boys act like. But, no - that’s what straight pre-teen boys act like! Not-straight pre-teen boys may very well say “what are you talking about” because literally what are you talking about? Not because they’re embarrassed of their budding straight attraction. But we assume the latter! We assume everyone is straight! Because comphet! Same as Dustin and Lucas assume Mike is straight.

In summary, I think Mike let other people put it in his head that he liked El romantically. Because, I mean. People (like Lucas and Dustin) literally tell him that he does. That he must. That it’s obvious. And what if Mike had rebuked them? Not pursued romance with El? That might have drawn attention. They might have asked why. People - like his parents, like possibly Lonnie, the bullies at school - already have had suspicions about Mike. Him turning down/not pursuing romantic interest in El when he is being told repeatedly that he obviously likes her would have raised suspicions even higher.

TL;DR Mike is deep in the closet.

*shakes fist at comphet* smh. But the Duffers are smart to make use of the tools readily available to them - in this case, knowing their audience.

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