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#just doesnt. i just dont get it idfk 😭😭
casterluci · 2 months
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the haircut did NOT turn out good pls glue my hair back 😂😂😂😂
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kumezyzo · 9 months
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planned on posted something else two days ago.... but this just happened to come to mind and i- yea, anyway, this is another bf!sapnap but slightly suggestive but still in the realm of fluff, yea idfk..... minors, you can read but do not interact!!!
also, not a usual blurby type of writing, more narrative idk....
enjoy....or dont! :) m.list
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bf!sapnap who doesnt let go of you in the mornings admist his deep slumber
you woke up a few minutes ago but didnt feel the need to get up. not that you could if you wanted to, your boyfriends arms were draped over you, but you've learned in the past to not attempt a silent escape.
soon enough, the warmth wasnt enough to keep you there and you felt the strong urge to go to the bathroom only growing.
as you pulled away from his chest, he shifted and pulled you back towards him. you pursed your lips and sighed.
"Nick, i need to go to the bathroom," you tried to whisper to him. He softly groaned and snuggled into you. "Nick!"
He stirred a little and managed to barely open his eyes, "hmm?"
"can you let go? i need to pee..."
he sighed and lifted his arm off of you before snuggling into your pillow and warmth you left behind. you smiled at the sight of his face pressed into the pillow, all that was visible being his messy hair.
when you walk out of the bathroom and back into your bedroom, you shake your head at the sight of him not having moved.
bf!sapnap who wakes up in your bed disoriented and wondering where you went. he would waddle out of bed and go look for you immediately.
when he spots you at the kitchen island scrolling on your phone, he smiles drowsily.
"you left me all alone to scroll on your phone?" he asks trying to sound annoyed. It was distrupted his smile.
"oh, im so sorry," you say sarcastically as he took steps closer to you. "i was under the impression you werent even awake when i left you."
"you would have left me without me knowing?" he gasps, turning you in the spinning island chair to stand between your legs.
"i guess i already did," you said putting your phone down and leaning in to kiss him, a smile that matched his growing on your face.
"hmm, thats really messed up" he whispers against your lips before kissing you.
bf!sapnap who lets go of you to go to the bathroom as you try to decide on food to order for breakfast. when he find his way back, he is back all on you.
he has his arms wrapped around you you as he looks over your shoulder to look on your phone with you.
"yea that looks good," he says, briefly glancing at you before nuzzling his nose into your jaw. "just pay with my card baby."
you bit your lip at the low resonance of his voice. instinctually, you close your eyes as he starts pressing soft kisses to your jaw and neck.
"wow... are you tryna spoil me or something?"
he chuckles quietly, "just go ahead peaches, order it."
"mhm..." you pry your eyes open and finish the payment process. as soon as the payment went through, you turned around and kissed him. he accepted happily and grinned at the way you pulled him in closer.
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yea idk what this is. i wanted to make it longer but its too much work.... i might make a pt.2 but idk for sure. tell me if i should or whatever.
btw where is 🐬 anon 😭😭 they were my motivator fr fr -Nony
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love4jhene · 4 months
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nsfw alphabet | chris sturniolo😛
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omg this is kinda awk, ive never written smut or anything related to smut but wtv i think off i start writing it, these r my preferences abt chris sturniolos nsfw alphabet 😭
A= after care (what there like after sex😼)
i feel like chris isnt big on after care, cuz ooo girl after he hits his high he can already feel the wave of tiredness come rushing over him, the second his head hits the pillow hes out like a light, but dont worry hell take care of you whenever he wakes up😛
B= body part (there favorite part of your body (his body too)
he guves me the vibes that hes a breast guy, and a thigh guy hed be staring 24/7 cuz there cs smack dap in his face?? his favorite body part of his are his hands, cuz he is able to touch every inch of your body with the palm of his hands👍🏿
C= cum (what does he do with it??)
ik hes a guy that likes to cum on your face, maybe give you backshots??? or js fill u right up!🤠 (only if your on the pill duh) he doesnt like to make a huge mess since it ends up in HIM having to wash the sheets but then again its for pleasure, if you want him to cum on your face nd shit hed do it within the moment you finished saying it😉
D= dirty secret (something that you dont know about until he tells you)
chirs definitely has a mommy kink and enjoys it when you pull on his hair, its not a bad secret but its more of an embarrassing secret. it gets less embarrassing when you do it more often to the point he just wants you do to it when your out in public.
E= experience (how many bodies?)
he has never had proper sex until you, ik he was a lil player😝 but it never got that far it would only be making out, and some grinding ykyk, but yeah nothing like what you guys have done besides one time hes had a actual p in v prodution.
F= favorite position (what position is the go to?)
he LOVESSSS it when you ride him LOVES IT, cuz hes able to see those big melons bounce😏 LMFAO and because hes able to see you struggle bouncing on his cock. if you arent able to then hed be grabbing your hips guiding you!
G= goofy (are they cracking jokes?)
hes definitely the type of guy to make a joke here and there, but not all the time cuz thats kinda awk.. but he’d definitely make jokes about his brothers walking in and blah blah blah
H= hair (do the drapes match the carpets? is that how it goes idfk😭)
imma keep it a buck w you. hes probably not big on trimming cuz hes too lazy or sum LMFAOO but he trys his hardest so you dont get grosses out, and he definitely likes a shaved cooter ykyk cuz he likes when yr able to feel his stuble down there WOAH
i= intamicy (how are they in the moment?)
he knows he wants to me all lovey but he cant help making jokes about your moans heres an example. hed make fun of you for saying “its to big, it wont fit!” then a couple seconds later your asking for more hed mock your moans fs😂.
J= jack off (how often?)
i feel like if he tells you hes horny and you say no hes straight up start jacking his shit while your right next to him, but no he doesnt do it often since he claimd he does wanna seem like a “wild animal” thats a horny 24/7, only when hes on tour and he cant help it
K= kink (what are some kinks, IDK WHAT TO PUT)
he defo has a breeding kink, the thought of him “filling you up” gets him so hard for some reason and hed tell you about it while straight up stuffing you, balls deep bro ik this man thinks about you pregnet with his kids😪
L= location (what places does do you guys do it the most?”)
he doesnt likes taking risk. i said what needed to be said, if his brothers arent home, hed wanna do it on the kitchen counter or the couch, but mainly the bed cuz hes able to knock out like a light as soon as you guys are done
M=???
N= No (whats a turn off?)
ANYTHING to do with piss or body liquids😭 he would walk OUT THE HOUSE if you suggest anything of that sort, also being rough with you where it gets to the point it comes to slapping, choking, js being rlly rough in general.
O= Oral ( uhm idk what to say)
hes big on oral, if he could he would stay in between your legs for hours, days, weeks, years. he loves pleasure his lil princess😛 he also loves when he sees YOU between HIS thighs, him pushing your head down ykyk and most of all he loves it when he covers your face w his cum
P= Pace (how fast? how slow?)
he can change between paces. you want him to go fast? hell go as fast as he can, you want him to go slow? anything for you!
Q= quickie (does he like them?)
he isnt big on them cuz if you guys are gonna have sex he wants it to last, only if its needed and if your lookin supa sexc he cant take his eyes off ya😉😏
R= risk (does he take em?)
hes a risky fella and he likes to break the rules! he wont go to to far tho.
S=??
T= toys
why need toys when you got each other.
u=??
V= Volume (how loud is he)
MANS IS A GROANER AND HE DOESNT CARE, he is loudddd and hell let every one know what yall are doing he does NOT contain himself.
w=??
X=x ray (WHAT R UNDER THOSE PANTSSS)
hes defo big and he knows it, id say rougly like 7.5 soft?? 8.2 hard?? idkk thats what im getting😭
y=??
z=zzz sleep
i alr said it out as soon as he hits the pillow he is OUT but he will take care of u in the morning, he needs his beauty sleep
i hope u guys enojoy this was a pain in the ass to write but its a okay!
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ranposgirlboss · 9 months
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~bsd comfort hcs~
this came about while i was cleaning dishes and scanning my check in from work LMAOAKSIUJSAHb (this is pretty much just a more elaborate ver of my other one)
can also be seen as romantic or platonic!!
charas: sigma, ranpo, poe, chuuya, and nikolai
genre: FLUFF!!!!!!! some mild hurt comfort <3
I ALSO STARTED THIS AFTER WORK SO IT MIGHT KINDA SUCK SINCE IM SO TIRED OMFG 😭 IM SORRY IF IT DOES ILL GIVE U A KISS IN RETURN
(it slowly goes more and more downhill)
LESSGOOO ₍₍ ◝( ^∀ ^ )◟ ⁾⁾
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SIGMA
-SIGMAA (my crush on this man grows bigger by the day), so as i mentioned last time he would know when there's something wrong pretty quickly!!
-sigma would probably play a game of cards with you to distract you for a bit tbh (he will hesitantly agree to play uno AJHNMAKBHJS HIM PKAYING UNO WOULD BE SO FUNNY but anyways.)
-may or may not try to lose on purpose in an attempt to make you happier
-seems like a speed typa guy (that card game is so fun its the best one)
-after a bit and once youve calmed down, he'll ask what happened to you
-if you to choose to explain, he would probably gossip about it with you, or tell you its ok and you're doing great <33
-if you choose not to, he totally understands! he'll just keep on playing the card game with you, or yall could go do something else!!
-VERY GOOD COMFORT!!
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RANPO
-lets all be honest with ourselves
-he isnt the BEST at comfort
-however, that doesnt necessarily mean that hes BAD at it
-he will take a bit to notice, as he is pretty absorbed in cases, eating snacks, and being a dense genius that cant tell peoples emotions that well!!
-but, you can always ask him to distract you for a bit if your emotions are very big
-hes very good at distracting you
-probably will say "stop staying cooped up inside!! >:(" and just grab you and take you to some bakery to eat sweets with him, to play video games with you!!
-since he gets that youre not in the best mood, hell try his best not to steal your food. keyword: best.
-playing games with ranpo is so fun don't even
-he probably wouldnt be the best at responding well if you ranted to him, would probably say that he's sorry but that's kinda the best he can do
-if you dont wanna talk about it, perfect!! ranpo is internally scared you might lash out at him due to his lack of actual response ಥ‿ಥ
-pretty good at comfort, mostly just turns to yall hanging out tho!!
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POE
-im never gonna stop writing for him be prepared to see him in every hcs <33
-at first he wouldnt know what to do
-i mean, hes barely even had any FRIENDS to comfort.....sooooooooooooooo
-his version of comfort is like buying a mansion if you feel sad
-i mean thats somehow the ONLY conclusion
-"you dont feel sad anymore right y/n ( ꈍᴗꈍ)"
-I MEAN YOU CANT FEEL SAD WHEN YOURE SUPER SHOCKED SO IT KIND OF WORKS JUST....NOT THE WAY YOU EXPECTED
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NIKOLAI
-THE SILLY.
-HE IS THE PRIME JOKESTER. HE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES.
-he just doesnt wanna see you sad, BUT HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO ACTUALLY COMFORT PEOPLE
-so, he will make you laugh. to distract you from the problem.
-he very well knows that this wont help in the long run, but i mean, what is he gonna do?? learn how to ACTUALLY comfort you?? why would he do that when he can be silly instead????? (same)
-if you didnt laugh at his jokes, well, then he'll shock you out of sadness.
-will literally fucking teleport your whole body some place random. (use his silly ability, idfk what its called 😭)
-like im not fucking joking
-so laugh for your own sake
-OR YOURE GOING TO THE VOID!!!
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CHUUYA
-i eat my manga chuuya'os everyday (get it??? because cheerios and chuuya, so if you combine the names you get chuuyios/chuuya'os. laugh.)
-hot take, I THINK HE WOULD BE REALLY GOOD AT COMFORT
-LIKE NO CAP
-he would probably just bluntly ask you what was wrong, and if you don't want to explain, that's alright.
-im not gonna shut up about him taking you on motorcycle rides.
-i never WILL >:(
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toytanks · 8 months
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A BillFord shipper! We still exist!
Do you have and headcanons you'd like to share?
wow, another one of my kind! i thought we'd all gone extinct...
anyway headcanons, headcanons... i uh, honestly dont have that many haha 😅
for the most part i just take traits and play dress up with ford to see how he acts, but there are a few things i stick with (also im just gonna info dump here bc all of my friends think im cringe 😭)
ford is capital g Gay for bill even post-betrayal, (which i guess is kinda redundant to say since this is pretty much widely accepted billford fanon, but whos keeping track?) making ford just a little ball of regret and denial
as much as i love flat dreams by pengychan i just couldnt help making up my own backstory for bill. im not gonna recite the entire thing bc it constantly fluctuates and we'd be here all day, but the gist is that bill is a god of knowledge pre-dating jeheslbraum (that spelling was all vibes) and the axolotl but sorta like...rebirths himself as someone new every once in a while/whenever he dies
bill is also in love with ford, and he knows it but will never admit it bc idfk something something human emotions are beneath him? again the reasoning changes with my mood much like with fords entire existence
i do think that bill had to swoop in to save ford several times on the other side of the portal and them both just being like "lets agree that never happened"
i think that ford tattooed/marked himself with bill's image, but doesnt get rid of it (bc hes GAY) bc bill is absurdly territorial over the things he considers his- which includes ford -and all the demons/creatures that have even a slight idea of who bill is leaves ford the fuck alone out of fear of angering bill
thats all for now! theres definitely more running around in my mind but i cant think of any im dying to talk about rn. i hope this sated your curiosity! :)
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motto-chanto-itte · 3 months
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I CANT DO THIS OMFG OMFG I WAS WRONG. I WAS SO WRONG. KNOWING THAT KAITO DIED IS ACTUALLY THE BIGGEST SPOILER IVE COME ACROSS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AHHHHHHHH
(IM IN LIKE THE BATHROOM PACING . IM AT THE MONOKUMA THEATRE RIGHT AFTER WE TALKED TO KAITO WHILE HE WAS TRAPPED IN THE BATHROOM OF THE EXISAL HANGAR. I CAN'T DO THIS LIKE I AM ACTUALLY GLAD THAT I KNOW HE DIES BECAUSE IF I DIDN'T THINK I COULD HANDLE THW SHOCK BUT LIKE???? I'M JUST SO SO NERVOUS. AND WHAT IF I READ IT WRONG WHAT IF HE DOESNT DIE NOW IDFK MAYBE ALL THE SURVIVORS ARE MARKED AS DEAD OR SOMETHING BECAUSE OF SOME REASON OR ANOTHER?? BUT THAT DOESNT REALLY MAKE SENSE.... URGHHH BUT IF HE DIES NOW ILL JUST KMS!!!!! I CAN'T STAND WATCHINF ALL THEIR HOPE GET CRUSHED AHHHH IM GONNA CRYYYY DONT DO THIS TO THE TRAINING TRIO DON'T DO THIS TO MAKI PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO SHUICHI 😭😭 NOT THAT I EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE CONSIDERING THIS IS FUCKINF DANGANRONPA BUT STILL WHYYYYYYYYYYYY FUCKKK YOUUU KOKICHI FUCJING OUMA!!!!!!!!! FRICKING HELL!!!!!! I SHOULD JUST QUIR THIS STUPID GAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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totiredtowrite · 2 years
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NO WAIT PUBLISH THIS ONE NOT THE OTHER ONE I FORGOT TO SIGN OFF😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
i just have a fucking word document for these topics lmfao
“totiredtowrite” anons as bad habits i have
airhead:
gets real emotional for no reason
•hed be doing the most mundane task in the existence of mundane tasks
•like folding his boxers on a saturday night while listening to lady gaga
•and then hed start tearing up
•moving on from the the fact that this has happened to me
•seeing 🖕🏽 eat without airhead telling him to? enough tears to water the dying zucchini plant in my dorm room (i need to get to that fuck)
•seeing unavailable take off his grippy socks? straight up sobbing.
•idk maybe
🪶:
folds the book pages to keep tab
•yeah
•im THAT guy im sorry— (blame my grandma she got me into the habit)
•unavailable lets him borrow one of his books for a day
•and our dear anon keeper just hears loud shrieking coming from 🖕🏽
•panicked, he runs into the room and sees a very confused 🪶 holding a dog-eared book while 🖕🏽 is sobbing against a wall
•safe to say that unavailable joins 🖕🏽 in the wall sobbing
🦇:
runs around in a black bathrobe and saying hes batman
•i dont do this anymore i just think it fits him
•once scared the shit out of 🌘 in the middle of the night
•#justicefor🌘
🥑:
cant tell when hes picked on a friend too much
•literally wont notice that hes made fun of 🖕🏽for being too short until he has a fucking mental breakdown
•only realizes it when unavailable is running after him with a pencil
•only realizes it when he comes across 🖕🏽sobbing into airheads arms
🌘:
he has enough bad habits with the bottle collecting im sorry
but he probably simps for the weirdest people and characters
•theres an ed sheeran tshirt somewhere in his wardrobe
•he probably likes naoya from jjk 🤢
unavailable:
has like 15 tabs open on his laptop
•6 of them are frozen
•3 of them arent even related to what hes using the laptop for at the moment
•3 of them are relevant to what he needs to do
•the remaining ones are open to pictures of hq characters
♾:
hes too sweet i assign no habit to him
🪂:
LAUGHS AT THE WRONG MOMENTS
•”my grandma died last night” *cackles uncontrollably*
•people be thinking hes a psycho fr
•get this boy some help
•man tried to eat lasagna with a straw and its partially my fault
🖕🏽:
doesnt know when to take a break until his mental health takes a massive decline
•just cant stop trying to be perfect until hes having a panic attack
•probably consciously ignores the signs as well
•bonus point added if he tries to hide the fact that hes breaking down
•my inner family dynamics anon telling me that hed go chill in unavailables room until he stops fUCKINF HYPERVENTILATING
🎹:
hangs up to soon
•ud be talking to him and say “i have to go but ill—“
•hes already gone
•u have been hung up on
🌙:
probably cant tell that hes making people uncomfortable (for me it happens with sex jokes but i feel like for him itll happen with violence jokes <seeing from his past asks>)
•also wont be able to tell until the person he made uncomfortable gets scared and leaves and someone else points it out to him
•idfk
-fda
CRYING THE TAB ONE IF TOO ACCURATE
AND WHEN MY COMPUTER SHUTS DOWN AND CLOSES MY TABS I FREAK OUT THEN REALIZE I WASN'T EVEN USING HALF OF THEM AND WAS JUST KEEPING THEM OPEN IN CASE I NEEDED THEM IN THE FUTURE
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itonje · 3 years
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maybe I should ask if I have that um dyslexia for math or whatever but that sounds like a made up disorder and my parents would probably just say that it's an excuse for being lazy if i asked about it
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