#just big n dumb

[cosmicladyy]

🥺👉👈 As someone who is very much a Bowser enjoyer could you, perchance, write a fluffy Bowser x Reader? For a prompt... maybe the Reader finds him asleep and takes the opportunity to get closer to him? Or, something of the cuddling variety? Reader can be gender neutral- it don't mattah too much to me.

Cuddle Bug

bowser x gn!reader

It’s tiring running a growing kingdom. So many things can and have gone so wrong to the point where Bowser has to physically step in and fix it himself; which leads to a lot of complaining and ‘I have to do everything myself’s.

So it’s not uncommon to find his royal highness taking an afternoon nap in his room, which he always argues that he isn’t and is just ‘thinking of new war strategies’. The snoring that can be heard through the door doesn’t help his case.

Today though, once you’ve figured that the castle can be without its leaders for a few hours, you decided to join him for a quick snooze.

You find him in his giant bed, knocked out on his stomach with one arm cradling his head and without his sharp accessories, after bugging him so many times about how unsafe it is to sleep with them on.

“you could poke an eye out in your sleep.”

“I’d look so much cooler with an eyepatch.”

Once you’ve kicked your shoes off, you slowly move under the covers and make yourself comfortable. You look over at the sleeping turtle to make sure you haven’t disturbed his slumber and flop down on a pillow.

You weren’t expecting an arm to wrap around your middle and pull you from your spot. You can practically feel the expression on his face as Bowser moves you closer to him.

“Why would you do that,” you try to pinch the offending arm, “I just got comfortable.”

The king of Koopas opens his ember eyes and gives you a boyish smirk as he leans into his side, using the arm he had under his head to prop himself up.

You try to sit up as if to leave, which only makes him hold onto you tighter.

“Are you saying you don’t feel comfort in the arms of your favorite king?” All that gets him is a playful eye roll.

"Well, I wouldn't say favorite- ACK!" Mr. Comedian moves and puts a small fraction of his weight on you, and while isn't much still manages to knock the wind out of you; You feel his chest rumble as he chuckles.

Bowser takes the chance to flip you both over, with you straddling his chest and him on his back, "don't have to lie, I already know I am."

"Mhm." no use arguing against something that's true.

He brings a clawed palm up to your face, caressing your cheek with his thumb. Soaking in his warmth, you nuzzle into him and hold a hand over his own.

The look in his eyes is so full of love and awestruck that it nearly has you melting into him; as if he didn't believe that you were there with him.

He lives for moments like these, just you and him in each other's presence with no disturbances. It's in moments like these that he lets his walls down completely with you, more so than he already does. He wishes he could spend all his days just like this, with you by his side.

For now, though, he's enjoying this moment for as long as he can.

knock, knock

“uhh, your majesties?”

“ASK KAMEK!”

#bowser x reader #bowser x y/n #big dumb idiot i lobe hem #bowser #cosmicwrites #does this count as cuddling #lets pretend i keep my promise on fixing it in the morning #this one is for all the people that just want to be held by a big turtle king

[rongzhi]

inktober posts on my dash got me remembering i have ocs....

#haha!! 2/12 main! + big sis who i basically never draw bc she's DEAD #text #wawa arts #i think posting art on main that aren't just dumb cartoons is maybe weird now -_- but i don't have an art blog sooo And idrc about insta #should i just start an art blog y/n..... #mine

[skullguts]

soo i started playing bugsnax for the VR and its rlly fun!! but anyway here's a video of me throwing a basketball at snorpy.

#bugsnax #snorpy fizzlebean #i love u snorpy ur so silly n dumb #i just love how i hit him right on his big ol nose #anyway you should play bugsnax for the vr i highly recommend it #also if ur wondering why i'm so small it's because i was playing the game while sitting down 💪

[sillycharlie]

he called him pretty ONCE n i got yaoipilled

#charliesart #total drama #total drama 2023 #literally if chase only interacted w men like this… then id like him so much.. #its just when he talks to emma i want to kill him #IF RIPPER WASNT A BIG OL FART ID LIKE HOM SOOO MUCH TOO CUZ HIS DESGIN IS FUN N I LIKE HOW DUMB HE IS

[nerosdayinanime]

sabito = dirtbike redneck. you cant convince me otherwise

#fratboy sabito posting #sabito #kny sabito #idk #was suddenly hit w the realization that i think him being a countryboy/redneck kinda crazy is *hot* #[head in hands knees on the floor folded in despair] #i know im southern but this wasnt supposed to happen. it wasnt supposed to be this way. what the fuck man. #sabito & giyuu keep makin me Into shit!! what the fuck!! #i wanna draw him doing wheelies and flips off dirt ramps. doughnuts. taking off his helmet n having dumb lil marks from it. #trying and failing to convince giyuu to drive a dirtbike & instead him getting on a 4wheeler #sab & makomo bullying him for being scared of dirtbikes but not the literal Twice As Big 4wheeler #idk. sabito just seems like a biker in general to me. dirtbikes just got the most 'will do bat shit insane stuff for funsies' vibe to em #all of them are a bit crazy but dirtbikes are Scary crazy. bmx bike tricks but it has a fucking MOTOR why are you doing 20ft leaps and flip #off cliffs what the fuck. #i can see sabito being a little deranged when he gets excited. normal when hes chill but as soon as he sees somethn fun all #sense goes out the window. he needs to be child harnessed to keep him from throwing himself off a wall like 'i could totally make that jump #on one hand giyuu gets life experiences and exposure to making new friends- on the other he has to stop sabito from being #the equivalent of a human lemming trying to throw itself into the hands of death at every waking moment #sabito in turn keeps giyuu from being too boring or being a scardy cat abt things. he also learns the art of 'quiet time' and 'how to Chill #honorable mention of my vague raspy voice sabito hc #kinda slight but v obvious when he raises his voice or yells #i think the sabito brainrot is actually overtaking the giyuu brainrot now. oh no #hes fictional²!! none of this shit [motions to my blog] is canon to him #thasa whole 'nother bitch!! i declare this brainrot Unfounded #wont stop me tho. 'm havin fun

[cottagedreamy]

One of my favorite things about Quack Pack is certainly Dewey and Louie's dynamic. They've gotten the silly to silly communication

#ducktales #louie duck #dewey duck #duckverse #quack pack #ducktales 2017 #they're so dumb #yeah this is a genuinelly brotherhood post get out weirdos #zamn i wish quack pack come back...... #my 2nd favorite thing about them is when Dewey (n Huey) acts like a big brother who tries to take the lil bro out of trouble (and fails) #my 3rd fav thing is that they communicate just by looking

[bitchdafuqyousay]

fuck everything else I need that boy to be my bride!!!!

#look at my posts boy #he's so big n so dumb n one day I'm gonna top him #this is about Arthur Morgan fyi #just so you know this is in fact about that sickly cowboy I need him #red dead redemption #arthur morgan #rdr2

[starrysharks]

if you haven’t answered this already- not rlly an art ask but how do you make such great character designs? they’re all so cool what gigabrained magic are you using…

color palettes and motifs - go ham on them!!! it's easier for me because i tend to use very limited color palettes on character designs, but they make or break a design in my eyes so experiment with them (esp based on the emotive/personality associations with different colors). and also motifs - for me the best are the most visual, like certain foods, items relating to the character, or recognisable shapes (such as crescents and stars). study other designs with the same motif and cram as much of it into the design as you can (or as much as you'd like the character's "symbol" to be obvious) !

#ask zeno #also shape of clothes helps to express personality #tight clothes - mature + smart + formal #baggy clothes - childish + casual + cute #mix n match with that for contrast - like tight bottoms baggy top (oc example: angel) or baggy bottoms tight top (oc example: paro chroneko) #also USE DIFFERENT BODY TYPES #fat is usually associated with (good) kindness or (bad) greed and thin is with (good) active and (bad) sickly #muscular with (good) confident/strong and (bad) hulking/dumb #but you can and should IGNORE THESE whenever the hell you want because they aren't reflective of real people at all!!! #just arbitrary cartoon rules #a lot of cartoon “rules” (cof cof disney ones) are kinda offensive too #like fat means greedy? big nose means bad? what did you mean by that mister walt 🧐

[narwhalandchill]

No way they had to actually nerf aventurines story boss fight 😭😭

#SPACE CAPITALIST FOUL LEGACY FACES THE FATE OF THE ORIGINAL 😭😭 #listen im the first one to call out how the omgggggg its hsr childe O___o shit with aven is just. dumb (& if anything hes hsr komaeda lmao) #but this is just so fucking funny 💀💀 poetic irony #(yap alert) n yes yes sure ik they do share some memeworthy similarities in the narrative roles they serve and some surface level aspects #such as. to stay on topic. the powered up form featured in a now-nerfed story fight threatens big population in attempt to draw out someone #thing. but as characters they rly couldnt be further apart. motivations and skillsets and worldviews and personality its . nothing lol. #like. they rhyme at times but thats not the same as rly being alike much at all and im tired of seeing it #but anuway yeah its. its so funny the boss fights for both got the fateful nerf i cannot believe this 💀💀 #i kind of get why tho like. aventurine had hands. i did double sustain jic and was fine bc fx blocked the CC enough but ya #hsr #hsr spoilers #2.1 spoilers #rambles #name a more iconic duo than me and not fucking keeping it curt and on topic in the tags

[mindfuldegenerate]

Just needed some horror sans being protective Over what? Don't know, but it's pry something comically small

#horror sans #horror sans x reader #horror sans x y/n #asks open #he's just a big dumb animal

[thatfizzyyyy]

i still cannot get over the fact that reilly spilled her whole game like that ??? hello ??????

#bb25 #big brother #oops im rambling #on a deeper level maybe it says a lot abt felicia n ciries social game #that she just said everyone she works w after 1 question #but i think shes just dumb

[k1rishiki]

going from "i like ayaka but i'm going to pull for her brother instead bc i already have a cryo sword user + i want to replace my barbara w a 5*" to ayaka's biggest wanter and a ride or die barbara stan who doesn't even use ayato. every day i regret my decisions made during 3.5

#he's at level 39 w a dull blade and random artifacts. i originally just threw whatever on them but then harvested them for other characters #also my anti barbara era was soooo pathetic like. i just wanted 5*s for the sake of having 5*s despite the fact that barbara Literally Is A #5* under the 4* label (she was meant to be a limited 5* but then hoyo realized that they never gave us a free healer so they changed #barbara's rarity and gave her out for free. which is the reason why she's the only 4* w a 5* burst animation) #also 'i don't need ayaka when i actually use my kaeya' was dumb too. you Can't be playing genshin w only one functional team it's just not #sustainable + not as much fun. genuinely this was during the period of time when my kaeya was lvl 80 and everyone else was ~lvl 40 or lower #bc i wanted to replace them and i just had kaeya solo everything and wondered why i couldn't complete the rank up quest/do big numbers #n e ways. now that i've forgiven qiqi for the crime of not being scara + fallen in love w layla + still am a kaeya main + actually #understand how genshin team comps/building characters work i've realized that a. cryo sword users have my fave gameplay and b. you can make #a fully rounded genshin team w just them (ayaka is a main dps. kaeya is a sub dps. qiqi is a healer and layla is a shield) and i haven't #seen anyone else use them all together that way and i want to be the first. but first i need ayaka. #+ all their signature weapons bc. c'mon. how much cooler would that be (read: i feel like i'd get more clout for it) #romeo.txt

[triggeringtommy]

*kicking my feet n twirling my hair* i wanna kill myself

#personal #not just personal but also relatable #im rly fucking bothersome and i feel rly dumb 4 it bc this shit shouldnt matter but it doooooo it rly do im such a big crybaby itsembrassing #i wanna kms bc nothing in my life is ok #moms relationship with me is getting rly bad again #we cant talk anymore bc she just wants 2 control my life forever #i told her i wanna move back to FL on my own with my best friend #she said shed literally go crazy on me and loose her fucking mind and hurt me LOL #she literally threatened me haha #i hate it hereee #my mommy wantz me 2 stay forever bc im a source of income #she wants 1000 instead of 500 and doesnt care how i make it work if i leave my partner #she said do OF or feetfinder idc how u come up with the other 500 u dont pay rn just get a full time job n sell ur ass idc #she would rather me work a fuckton and still hav to sell my body than me just move out and us go seperate ways #whatever #i hav to think on this apparently #i just wanna move back i want friends i want to be near my family #im miserable here bc im alone with the people who all abuse me #no wonder i puke 24/7 this home life isnt normal

[maretriarch]

the ridges on your brain must have been grinded off with industrial strength sandpaper if you see man in dress jokes aimed at literal little babies like the opposite of subtle, 5 o'clock shadow big muscles pink frilly grandma dress n all and like. smugly cross your arms and smirk and go "Ah. Transfem Egg Representation. I Am Very Intelligent"

#this is about big mac #they literally animate him with an adams apple like its a caricature n ur drawing like applejack putting mascara on him like no level of #this isnt fucking dumb #like big macs whole thing is that hes the Strong Silent Boy Pony. so of course. his whole joke he gets often is #''wouldnt it be wacky and wild and crazy and funny if this strong masculine character secretly liked GIRL thing like being an alicorn'' #like its very base level boys only like blue cars and girls only can like pink dolls level of gender stereotyping and to see that and be #like transgender allegory....you are just straight up not very intelligent #not just big mac tho this happens w like every transmisogynistic joke character in every media ever

[cat-soap-opera]

the recent copyright stuff has made me again think abt how much i should distance the cattle of red valley from warrior cats. like ive already been sorta doing that, bc i the direction i wanna take for the cattle of red valley is a lot darker n more mature than what i imagine most ppl expect from warriors oc stuff n i think its the responsible thing for me to do, but i just wonder if theres more i should do without completely erasing those roots u know.

#mod posts #the cattle of red valley being a darker toned and almost satirical interpretation of warriors is big part of its charm for me as the creator #it wouldnt feel the same if it was just Wild Cats unrelated to warriors #n thats why i dont want that aspect of it lost #i have my doubts abt how hard theyre gonna start cracking down on fan stuff n especially stuff that uses original characters only #im just having a hard time imagining them having the desire to use resources on stuff like that. they dont benefit from it #i can sorta understand stuff like going after a studio for animating into the wild. its dumb but i can see why theyd do that #harper collins already is already cutting corners with the warrior cat budget for their merch #but i could be wrong i dont work there lol #but yea that topic just reminded me of this

[communistfries]

Validate Me Boy

#me n my dumb illustrations just wsnt love man #also adobe is havin a big sale on cc so guess who's finally gonna have all the programs again