Soap: -and then graves betrayed us
Roach: wait wait, go back, Graves?
Soap: Yeah Philip Graves, he was the head of Shadow Company
Roach: I'm sorry you were working with a guy named fill-up-graves and you thought that would turn out well?
Soap: When you put it like that, it makes us sound stupid
Roach: I don't think that's because of the way I said it Soap 💀
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I was digging in a box of my old monster high stuff to try and find clothes i can put my custom doll in until i get around to making her some myself, and i found this:
One of the little diaries that comes with the dolls!
I brought it upstairs with the clothes i snatched and decided to read it, mainly out of guilt for never doing so when i was little.
I didnt expect to cry. i want to go and find all the ones i had and read them now. it feels silly to cry at something like this but i did! it honestly really reassured me about life and stuff. too much has been going on right now and what it said was just really good for me i guess.
I'm so glad these were given to kids. i wonder how many other people they brought comfort to. i wish i read them when i was younger, but i'm glad i read it now.
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You know, I wonder what Dan and Blair were doing in 5×18 when they were listing off the times they were caught. What kinks do you think they were doing?
sloooooow down bestie I don't think it was anything too kinky lol I don't think they were given enough time to get that far.
there was a great audrina fic that I think is now lost to the ether, that sort of hits on some of those. I think what they're really hitting on with that dialogue is the comedy of hours they've encountered in trying to get laid because they have got some SILLY living situations.
like, Blair's roommate is her best friend and her boyfriend's ex (awk), and Dan is living with his dad and stepmom (a stepmom who also just happens to be the mother of Blair's best-friend/roommate/partner's-ex.
so I guess my headcanons are just...well let's take it line by line shall we?
I moved the condoms from the dresser to the nightstand / that's one I don't care to relive: I'm seeing that in the mad scramble to find the prophylactics they lost precious time and someone (Lily) walked on a half dressed Dan digging through his dresser.
the time my dad and Lily / Twice. : I bet the first was right after 5x17 ended, when they were full on making out in Dan's living room, and BOOM, in walk Lily and Rufus. The second time was quite similar, Dan had pleaded for them to clear the apartment so he could have a date with his girlfriend, they end up making out in the old brown armchair, they get close, and then come in Lily and Rufus again.
Three times less than Serena went into our shared bathroom : just did the math that's FIVE TIMES. what chaos. though knowing these two and their neuroses they probably froze as soon as they heard even a hint of a noise. and like, Serena doesn't strike me as someone with a quiet walk.
How does the housekeeper filling in for Dorota not know how to knock? : The housekeeper covering Dorota's maternity leave 10000% saw Dan's butt. I know it.
Nothing is in our way way / Not even another unfortunate unzipping incident. My poor Prabal : in their horniness they broke a zipper on Blair's dress trying to get it off after it got stuck (this hc is lifted from that lost audrina fic, but I stand by it)
it comes back to them being so smart but put together their smarts cancel each other out and also they are so horny for each other it makes them extra stupid and they have the worst possible housemates.
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Now that I’m not sick out of my mind, I can do some blog updating! XD
I should have all but one thread replied to at the moment! If I haven’t given you a reply and you’re waiting on one from me, hit me up in an ask or IM - It’s more than likely tumblr ate my notif and I never saw it, and I’m more than happy to get that back to you! <3
As I’ve begun playing Genshin Impact as of mid-october and thus know more about the game for myself without having to rely super heavily on @honorisen to hold my hand on things, I’ve actually gone and given a few of my muses GI verses. I AM still new to Teyvat despite being AR37 at the time of writing this post and have a lot to catch up on, though, so I’ll be a bit on the selective side regarding threads until I can fully catch up on the lore and plot. Apologies if I’m a bit clueless in the meantime, though I’ve already read up on and know a lot, I think!
At the moment, only Saiki and Cettra have GI based verses. Sera’s is written over at @sakurarisen.
My rules have been updated a bit! Of notable addition is the above about GI, and a note on shipping: I will no longer be accepting more romantic ships unless they’re with @honorisen / @yoroiis / @duelrisen / @codeunknwn. All romantic-based ships I’ve had to this point will be staying intact and nothing’s changing, I’m keeping them all, but going forward I won’t be doing further ships outside of with Kasa, and am otherwise exclusive with her! <3
Sera has seen the addition of a new family member: @yoroiis‘s Thoma, an elder brother who she’s been brought up under the belief is her cousin, instead. Further information has been added to the misc section of her about, and Thoma applies to every verse, as he’s completely canon to her in every form.
I’m in the process of working on a credits page and updating/finishing my list of other blogs and muses, but the tag page should be fully updated! If you can’t find the tag or link you’re looking for, it’ll be on the tags page - And if you still can’t find it, my inbox is always open. <3
I beliiiiiiieve that’s everything at the moment... I’m still working on things here and there and do still fully intend to be checking in here 2-3 times a week, but getting sick for about a month right after I made that promise didn’t exactly help. XD Regardless of that, I hope everyone has an awesome holiday season! <3333
~Pom
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