#just a funny thing that happened today

[sleepychaika]

hobbies include: sketching phos (particularly not having a great time). yeah this is just a sketch dump pretty much!.

the last 3 were done while listening to the most phos-core song ive ever heard: Low – More (discovered thanks to @punpuncake) (no seriously, google the lyrics. mind-blowingly accurate. angst.mp3.)

aaand a bonus sketch from an aggie.io session with friends – blindingly white next to the previous pics, so im putting it under the cut:

#phos #phos hnk #phosphophyllite #houseki no kuni #land of the lustrous #.txt #hnk #i honestly really am just. #a big fan of how it (phos). crumbles under all the pressure. literally. self-destructs is how i read it being described today #like it cant handle all of this #so it crumbles and melts away sometimes with a big pow in an explosion and sometimes kind of quietly #just letting its hands lose their form letting the alloy drip through the cracks #it scratches my brain like nothing else #for some reason #maybe it's how it isn't being addressed in the manga directly.... nobody says a thing about it it doesn't get acknowledged verbally iirc #but it very much happens regularly and no explanation is even needed yoy just understand #;_; #i want to hold phos #oh lmao *you #yoy is such a funny typo i instantly hear my inner reading voice's speech being reversed like in a ytp

[cerise-on-top]

Hugging, Kissing and Cuddling HCs for König

I'm trying to see him in another light again after everything I've seen about him, so I decided I'd write something fluffy and nice for him. And then came the realization I never wrote some HCs like these for him in my original posts, so I decided I'd change that! He's Austrian, so naturally I have to love him!

When it comes to hugging someone, König is a bit hesitant. Considering he’s not the most physically affectionate person out there, it’s almost an honor to be receiving an unprompted hug from him. Whether his hugs are long or short depends on the occasion: If he’s proud of you for accomplishing something, then the hug will be rather short lived. Though, he might pick you up and spin you around until you’re dizzy. If you’re sad and need some comfort then his hugs could last a while. He’s not the best with words, he prefers to listen to other people, but if he knows a hug is what usually helps you then he’s willing to do so. Despite being a big and strong lad his hugs are surprisingly gentle, he’s worried about crushing you. He could put his all into them, but then you’d likely end up with a few broken ribs and he doesn’t want that to happen. König is also surprisingly warm, so receiving a hug from him is a rare, but nice experience. Although he does go rigid at the beginning, not knowing what to do, but relaxes into the hug eventually.

Again, he’s not a very physically affectionate person, but isn’t opposed to the occasional peck on the cheek or on your lips either. There is some anxiety whether you’d actually want a kiss from him or not, so he doesn’t kiss you very often, even if you do reassure him that it’s quite alright. He’s a bit tense at first when he presses a kiss to your lips, but calms down eventually. It’s especially bad during the beginning of your relationship, but he’s since gotten better at being calm about it. Since there’s a good chance he’s taller than you he loves giving you a kiss on the forehead. It’s a small but sweet gesture. He doesn’t need to bend down entirely to reach you but he still gets to be affectionate with you. However, if you’re on the taller side, or just as tall as he is, then he’d love to receive kisses to his temple from you. It makes him smile every time you do it. If he’s in the mood for receiving a kiss then he’ll lay his head on your shoulder and nudge you a bit. Or try to get his head in your closer vicinity. Kind of like that one bunny video where the bunny stretches to receive some kisses.

Cuddles with him are a bit more common than hugs actually. However, he refuses to lay down on top of you. If you’re shorter and weaker than him then there’s no chance he’ll put his weight on you, he’s just that afraid of hurting you. If you’re taller or just more muscular, then he might, but he’s still a rather heavy lad. Most he’ll do is put his head on your shoulder while you’re cuddling in bed and are both lying down. Although it’d be a lie to say he doesn’t want to be held. König is alright with being the one to hold you, but sometimes he would prefer to be the little spoon as well. That urge gets especially bad if you’re roughly the same size as him. Sometimes just nuzzling into your chest does the trick for him as well, though. Loves it when you run your fingers through his hair as he does so. Another thing he adores is you sleeping on his chest as he holds you. He gets to hold you close, he gets to protect you and he gets to doze off a bit himself, it’s bliss to him. Sometimes he leans down to press a kiss to your head and accidentally wakes you up like that. He feels bad about it and apologizes profusely, but does chuckle a bit when he sees your disheveled hair and your tired expression that shows you just woke up.

#cod #cod x reader #konig #könig #konig x reader #könig x reader #he actually kind of scares me these days even if I don't want that to happen in the slightest so I'm trying to desensitize myself again #I know people always joke about fanon könig vs canon könig but I think I will write him a bit softer with his s/o again #just to combat all those awful things I've seen about him that I don't want to be true and that I also want to forget about #könig is a big lad so I knew from the beginning I wanted him to be good at hugging because this is self indulgent #I feel like if it weren't for his anxiety he'd be much much cuddlier #because that's the case with me even if I have other things going on as well #and what is a funny character you write about if not another piece of yourself? #I've put so much of myself into some of these characters and yet people keep requesting them so I must be doing something right #it's more fun that way as well when you put your characters through something you've gone through. more relatable too #but I think that's something pretty much every writer does. that's why some requests are so difficult to write #I got one about marrying Laswell and Nikolai and that was a difficult request for me because the last wedding I went to #was my parents' and that was almost 18 years ago. man time flies I was 4 years old back then #so naturally I don't remember much either. But I tried and that's what's important! #either way please enjoy this piece of fluff I wrote today!

[b4kuch1n]

hahaha wheee haha

#sk8 the infinity #kyan reki #hasegawa langa #renga #continuing to tag ship instead of answering any of the reporters' questions #as you can see. I am still on my Reki Speaks English Pretty Fluently But Can Not Read It For Shit bullshit #and also. teen shenanigans. which can also be grown up shenanigans if ur not a square #man. todays been a Whole thing. how was it really the case that every art supply store I went to ran out of black ink #three! I went to three stores! literally a triangle in the city! #still have some of the devils tar left but I'm not enthusiastic about it #well! that's for future baku to care about and for me to ignore babeyy #tbh this is like. Im just glad I can still scribble a funny comic when it strikes me it's been too long #I don't do that a lot anymore... even tho its such a good measure of like. ur sense of timing #if u can draw a funny comic ur powerful enough to do anything. u can eat the sun u can kick its ass. u can draw a sad comic too #I realized I missed that... #also accidentally sent this from draft without adding tags lol. and tried adding tags on mobile and it spit in my face and called me a bitch #got enough of that. one must never forget one's currently on tumblr #now I sleep. gods. gods do I need a bit of that #have a good night lads. bring a worm onto a rollercoaster. see what happens

[sn0wbat]

sparkle on, tiberius ✨

#my art #low stakes 🦇 #my old friend crimson-catalyst helped with the shoes!! basically drew the shoe sketch while i slept. please check out his art he's great #anyway not many vampires sparkle in my lore. like at all. it's a super rare trait even among the daywalkers. tiberius is a weird exception #most vampires just kinda burn. or crack. and otherwise can't deal with the sun very well #and most daywalker vampires - upon sun exposure - get these dark ashy marks on their skin instead #so most vampires don't even know sparkling like this is a thing that is possible #he sure is sparkling like a MARBLE STATUE ✨ (do they actually sparkle?? idk man it's probably just a figure of speech at this point) #happy birthday silly boy #anyway his birthday is feb 2nd and he'd be uhhh. 2144 years old today #a grecoroman idiot twink. i don't think he remembers his original name - his cause of undeath was drowning in the river of tiber though #being drunk on wine while accidentally becoming a vampire is never a good idea (major memory loss may happen) #so he's just been going by tiberius. for a while. like that's just his name now #for the record he is very gay. he doesn't call it that but he totally is #also i don't care for twilight sorry it's too romantic and mormon for my taste. but its vampire lore is funny and i'll borrow from anything #like the sparkles. maybe one vampire does sparkle. as a treat #hope you enjoyed my tag ramble. time to actually post

[why-the-heck-not]

my thesis advisor asking me to send them my current draft, and me suddenly realizing I somehow haven’t written a single fucking sentence in 2 weeks, dudes it’s a pr nightmare (been hella unproductive the past weeks idk what tf happened)

#(I’ve been watching mike’s mic and ’’it’s a pr crisis’’ abt anything embarrassing happening is so funny to me) #what do I say lol #should just be honest bc what else is there to do but lord I don’t want to #but like can’t get like couple pages out today I have other things to get done #I think I’ll promise to send it like by the end of the week and mf haul ass starting from thursday #idk everybody does their bachelor’s thesis during like the last 2 weeks that’s just how it is and I’m just following the footprint #blueprint* 😔 is what I meant and I’m on the mobile app cant edit tags #anyways I’ll respond by tonight I need to think and maybe try to pull together a page or two #so I could be like ’’havent done much I’ll send a better version by the end of this week but here’s the current one anyways in case’’ #ba thesis struggle diary #april 2024 #2024

[dipndotz]

bunch of random doodles i never posted

#dont starve #dont starve together #dst wilson #dst wx78 #dst walter #dst wes #wxson #the twins #i posted that triumphant wxson drawing in that unofficial big dont starve server and #this one person started insulting me and even went as far to dm me to harass me further over it like drawing wxson just killed their family #it was kinda funny but they were also being so weird but whatever that discord server isnt that great i need to find better ones LOL #sorry u read my insanity but it was the most interesting thing that happened to me today while ive been sick in bed #dip starve

[mylittleredgirl]

mental health win! the crisis you’re experiencing is actually caused by real things!

#i’m not in crisis just going through it and this was a funny interaction with a mental health professional today #‘those things are all actually happening tho’ #oh. well. that’s actually worse. #my exciting mental health

[phoenixyfriend]

Sometimes you have the kind of Brand where people will reference you to you

And you just gotta be like "Yeah, that was. That was also me."

#people rec me my own fics relatively frequently. not because they're Super Good or anything. just because they fill that niche lol #but also today it was someone saying 'I read a thing that [character headcanon]' on one of my posts and it was A Headcanon I Said #which is funny and flattering but also a little embarrassing #fandom #phoenix talks #this isn't about mansplaining or 'did you know' type stuff #This me going 'man I want more fics where X happens' and someone will rec a fic where X happens. But they did not look at the author #the author is Me

[py6oto]

birth

a poem

it's my day

pyto birth!

i am older now!!!!

Splendid.

2023.10.13

#Splendid. #its my BIRTHDAY!!! #birthday time #birthday brithfsy britoeot39w9HEHEHE #i will eat CAKE #and have FUN #and i WAS gonna watch my favorite things but one of them got eradicated off youtube like a week before #You know what im talking about. probably #BITH!!!R #i just wanted to share these special news . i cant wait until next year #also i think i ate glass #ALSO LMAO THE LIJE #HOLY CHANTING WHEN THE DOOR OPENS #ITS SUPPOSED TO BE BLESSINGS BY HALYOSY #I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?? BUT ITS SO FUNNY IM KEEPING IT FOREVER #blessings for your birthday for your everyday and for the HAND OF GOD #also i had 2 exams today #wonderful gift #sorry i have many things to sau yet again #its a very special occasion. i was born #i hope you guys read the tags on my posts because they add flavor #i hope you guys read tags in general #theyre like the best thing in tumblr #i think. idk!! im new

[meowthiroth]

had the funniest thing happen earlier. I got home from work & turned on my computer, and I guess windows 11 must've added a new lockscreen widget that tells you the local weather. like, ok, my phone also has that, that's pretty cool.

but WHY did it set my location to HORNEYTOWN

#literally the first thing i saw upon starting up my computer today. the SCREAM i scrumpt #at first i thought maybe my roommate set that as our vpn location or something but he said he hadnt messed with it so???? #look im not COMPLAINING im just CONFUSED #i dont understand how this happened but either way it's REALLY funny #for the unfamiliar this IS a real town in the US & it's in north carolina. which just makes this EXTRA baffling since im in WISCONSIN #ace screams into the void

[undefeatablesin]

You know what? Fuck you. *Bloodbornes your Pinnochio again*

#sin scribbles #(hi im back from finishing ng++ on lies of p and now i have nothing left to do so my vacation in krat is over) #(ive since changed my mind. now i have literally every amulet every weapon and a grand total of 420 levels LMAO MAYBE I WILL DO THE DLC!!!) #(when the dlc eventually and inevitably comes out that is) #(but for now i have returned to yharnam and thought itd be funny to do a pino run bc i am simple and easily pleased.) #(watch the joke fully be on me when i get attached to this hunter and he just becomes his own thing tho LMAO) #(ahhhh....bloodborne. i missed ye dearly) #(as much fun as i ended up having with lop once entering ng+ lmao) #(oh yeah my new adhd meds came in today so wish me luck!! i may be finally able to return to my art properly now!!!! AAAAAAA) #(should i livestream the pinnochio run 😂 i feel like that would be fun. i still mean to start streaming i just been...so waylaid) #(so much has happened!!!) #(unironically love this boi already tho tbf) #(he does have his freckles.....) #(as much as i love ruza and aloysha and as much love as i put into their profiles omg they are kitted out 2 the max) #(did you see people modding the bloodborne gear into lop tho lmao genius stuff i love mods i wish i had the pc version tbf) #(ANYWAY HI!!! OMG HOW ARE YOU ALL i feel like its been years since i was actually active here sobs) #(adhd is a hell of a curse for my hubris)

[spacecrows]

me (diagnosed with ADHD): *talks about little funny/annoying things my brain does (because of the ADHD)* my mom (not diagnosed with anything): wow that's so funny, the exact same thing happens to me too! i've never heard anyone else describe that. so random that you get that too. genetics, huh? :))

#sure mom. funny. funny coincidence. #this happens every time i see her #it happened like 6 times today alone #meanwhile my dad and my sister are staring at us like 'your brains do WHAT now???' #she doesn't really know much about adhd #i only got diagnosed a few years ago and she wasn't part of that process at all because she was living in another country back then #and like. i've gently mentioned to her before that genetics seem to play a big role in adhd too #and that actually many people get a late diagnosis when their child gets diagnosed #and it's fine. i won't pressure her to look into it more because she's doing well! #i don't think she needs meds or therapy or whatever at this point #but i just feel like it might help with how she sees herself? because it's so deeply engrained into her that she is Not Smart??? #because she flunked out of school as a teenager??? #due to bad grades #and like. oh i wish i could talk to that girl #things turned out well for her and she's generally a happy person #but still. i know part of her think she's stupid. and i fucking hate that #anyway i mainly just think this is really funny when it happens #adhd #nd

[andthebeanstalk]

POV: You're already in the most unhinged horror story in the world, and suddenly there's a circus tent in the fog, and THAT can't be good.

#junji ito #gyo #gyo junji ito #ito junji #gyo manga #hey everyone this manga is buck fucking WILD and DISGUSTING in ways that continue to surprise me bc you canNOt underestimate my guy Junji #i can't tell yet how i feel about it but it is even more unhinged than advertised #it is the one with the shark on land with spider legs #ya know #normal stuff #I cannot emphasize enough that the shark on spider legs is the most grounded thing that happens in this manga #like it is not endgame it is one of the very first things that happens and it just gets weirder and more gross from there #I really thought it would like build up to the shark and that would be the end but I was so fucking wrong it's so gross #but also it's being illustrated by an absolute master of Horror art. I read too many chapters in a row today #because it's also funny at times and that made me think maybe it wouldn't be really scary and I was wrong! #the humor was like the sugar in a fruity cocktail. ya think hey it tastes like candy there can't possibly be much alcohol in this! #and soon you've collapsed under a table babbling about fish with spider legs

[rendnotmyheart]

God the pantsing scene? In front of the entire council?? In the middle of a meeting??? Fucking iconic. Obsessed. Merlin is objectively hilarious for that

#love the little bit before where you can SEE merlin decide 'might as well' #god it's so funny #like imagine what the council must be thinking #like they go home to their wives that night and their wives are like 'anything interesting happen at council today?' #and then they have to decide if they're going to possibly commit treason by telling their wives that the king's pants just....fell down? #and then his manservant tackled him to the ground in an attempt to help(?) him?? #god #insane #being on the council of camelot must be a lot of things but it's certainly never boring #bbc merlin

[rose-n-gunses]

Love my coworkers to death except I'm mildly irritated with the one who, after we were all having a discussion about kids and i said i didn't want them, now says "think about it!!" every time i see him as though annoying me (a spiteful, angry, nineteen year old girl) is going to make me want to do anything other than turn around and smack him

#he means well (i think he thinks hes being funny) #and it was fine the first like two times #but now im like man the only thing im Thinking About is whether i can get away with yelling at u in front of all these people #and my other coworker/friend has noticed and also thinks it's a little ??? #sorry im just in a bitchy mood today. ive already spared u guys from a rant about the dishes #but that may still happen depending in the state of the kitchen when i get back from class #irl #delete later #just r's thoughts