#jumping jade

[jadeee]

now that i've spammed your dashboard with all my masterlists {hehehe} i'm taking a break from tumblr. i look at a screen for 8 hrs everyday soo i think i should limit my screentime for a few days lol. also, it's just easy to get addicted to these things and forget about other joys of life. so i'll work and read and eat good food and go to museums... {fret over my dying plants. i'm currently trying to revive them. say a prayer HAHAHA} prob laugh and cry then laugh again but i hope you all take care of yourselves and find smthn that reminds you why life is worth living. leaving you with a song bc why not:

p.s.: if anyone has book recs, drop them in my inbox or dm 👀 i already have 20 books on my shelf that i haven't read yet but i can get more... right? i plan on reading dante's inferno soon, thanks hozier, super excited to be heartbroken and question life

#jumping jade #<<< status update #hiatus time 😪 #Spotify

[stbot]

We’ll do it together.

#kit tanthalos #elora danan #willow #willow 2022 #willow spoilers #they were insane for this. truly. #and kit saying she never believed in anything with jade literally RIGHT THERE IN THE FRAME RIGHT BETWEEN THEM?? #bonkers #anywhosie #completely removed from context there is a weirdly romantic vibe to this whole thing #until they #you know #jump off a cliff? #but even then! #/end rambling #we entering our kit and elora besties fiveever era!! #i think i need a gif tag #also rip to the boys but like. limited number of gifs and jade's reaction takes priority

[askhomestuckeveryone]

if everyone were put in a jumping tournament, who would win?

(⬅️. ➡️)

#homestuck ask blog #homestuck #john egbert #rose lalonde #dave strider #jade harley #aradia megido #tavros nitram #sollux captor #karkat vantas #nepeta leijon #kanaya maryam #terezi pyrope #vriska serket #equius zahhak #gamzee makara #eridan ampora #feferi peixes #jumping!

[saayatsumu]

pomefiore family dinner

#kalim got lonely #i keep seeing the mafia guy post and every time my brain jumps to floyd so there he is #idia shroud #jamil viper #kalim al asim #rook hunt #epel felmier #vil schoenheit #leona kingscholar #cheka kingscholar #floyd leech #azul ashengrotto #trey clover #jade leech #twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland textpost #twst meme #can posts twst

[jadewritesficshere]

Just ask me

Eddie Munson x shy!Reader (reader is inexperienced)

Summary: you want a kiss, Eddie just wants you to voice your wants.

Warnings: shyness, overthinking, kissing.

You and Eddie had been dating for only 3 months. Having never been in a relationship before, or doing anything before, you were concerned it would turn Eddie away. Instead, Eddie took it in stride. He calmed your anxieties, comforted you during your insecurities, and explained anything you didn't know without making you feel dumb.

You two hadn't done much other than a quick kiss here and there. You weren't sure how to say it but...you wanted more. You wanted more than to just hold his hand. You wanted more than just his lips on yours. You wanted passion and fury and tongue and biting and-

You felt slightly shameful at all the thoughts and feelings you had. You also felt insecure, what if Eddie didn't feel the same? He had never pressured you to do more...maybe he didn't want to do more? Having never done anything before, you would be willing not to if that was the case. You loved Eddie for who he was. Except, you knew Eddie had done things with other people.

"Watcha thinking 'bout?" Eddie asked, jolting you from your thoughts. His brow slightly furrowed and a frown on his lips. He lightly places a palm against your cheek. He uses his thumb to take your bottom lip out from between your teeth, where you had been absentmindedly biting it. "No-nothing," you smile weakly at him, not looking him in the eyes.

Eddie hums before tilting his head to peer into your eyes. You return his gaze, getting lost in the warm brown. Eddie blinks, his long lashes fluttering (how infuriating that he was blessed with such long lashes and didn't even notice). You can't help your eyes darting down to his lips. Slightly chapped, but still full and soft. You can feel Eddie's fingers lightly tapping on your jaw as he thinks.

"You know I'll never judge you right?" Eddie asks, causing you to nod emphatically. "So," Eddie leans close to your ear and whispers," Ask me for what you want." You shiver as he lightly exhales into your ear and then nips at your ear lobe. He pulls back and gives you a pointed look. You fidget slightly, attempting to look down, but Eddie's hands on your jaw forces you to look at him.

"Kiss?" You quietly ask. Eddie's grin spreads across his face," Of course you can have a kiss. You only have to ask, and if I can give it to you I will." You grin back, happy that you'll be getting a kiss-

Except he kisses your forehead with a loud smack. "There!" Mischief twinkles in his eyes as you pout at him. "That's not..." you frown at him. "Oh? Not what?" Eddie goads you. "That's not where I wanted a kiss!" "Oh my mistake!" Eddie chuckles and-

Eddie kisses the tip of your nose. "Eddie!" You huff indignantly. "Just gotta ask," Eddie says saccharinely. "Just kiss me already!" You whine slightly. Eddie hums again and leans forward and kisses your cheek. You groan and attempt to push away from him slightly mumbling," kiss my ass."

Eddie gasps and throws one hand up to cover his mouth, " Why i do declare! Your ass!?" You blink a few times before smacking at him," That's not what I meant! I meant like that wasn't a kiss!" Eddie chuckles wrapping his arms around your waist, "You sure you don't want me to kiss your-" "I want a proper kiss Eddie Munson. On the lips. With tongue."

Eddie's eyes flash an emotion you aren't quite sure of. He licks his lips and nods," Ask and you shall receive." He leans in and finally kisses you properly. Your lips slot together perfectly. Warm and soft and everything you want from a kiss. Eddie deepens the kiss, pulling you flush against him, making you gasp. Your gasp allows Eddie to slide his tongue into your mouth.

His tongue slides against your tongue. What you thought would be weird actually feels amazing. Warm and wet and hot. It sends shivers down your spine and makes your fingers clench onto his shirt. You don't even realize the slight moan that you release, but Eddie does. Eddie who groans and has to stop himself from throwing you onto the bed and worshiping you. Eddie who is trying not to push you, but wants you to open up to him and voice your wants. Eddie who is trying pathetically to not grind into you as you shuffle closer to him. Eddie who slowly pulls back, leaving you both panting.

Eddie thinks his heart will burst with the love he feels for you in this moment. With your hooded eyes and swollen lips, the way you stare at him with utter adoration. He wants to capture this moment and save it forever.

Eddie gives you a final quick peck on the lips before smiling softly at you. "Just ask next time instead of overthinking and getting yourself riled up." You nod at Eddie's words as he pulls you back in for a hug. You'll have to voice your wants more. Maybe one day you'll ask to take this a step further, but for today you relish in the moment you two had.

#It just isn't realistic for me to be like AND THEN THE DEED when the reader isn't experienced lije #He would take his time slowly letting you lead #Is it realistic for some people to just immediately jump into the deed OH absolutely!!! #But for someone to never have done it and then immediately jump in just didn't seem to fit this fic #It does happen and honestly I love that for those it does but just not this fic (or how my own life went dhsjdhsk) #Anyways Eddie will love and cherish you #Eddie Munson also is so sassy and mischievous #Like he one hundred percent will bring the “kiss my ass” back up #Eddie Munson #Eddie Munson x reader #Eddie Munson x you #Eddie Munson x y/n #Eddie Munson/you #Eddie Munson/reader #Eddie Munson x shy!reader #Eddie Munson x inexperienced!reader #Stranger Things #Jade is Talking

[cupid-tune]

YEAAAAAH HAPPY 413!! My first year I'm so excited! ENJOY A TEA PARTY

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #dave strider #rose lalonde #john egbert #june egbert #jade harley #god tier #413 #homestuck 413 #JUMPING AROUND SO HAPPY

[cloudcountry]

hey heh if you're still down for it may j get one order of eel-

"Floyd+Comfort or Understanding "

you can get all the eel you want. we have so much in stock. too much actually. please take the eel. he bites btw.

gonna write understanding since comfort was requested twice AJHSFDAJHSD

FLOYD LEECH + UNDERSTANDING (1k event details)

~~~~~

“Shrimpyyyy.” Floyd whines, collapsing on your lap.

You immediately snap your textbook shut and look down at him, gasping when you see the long scrape running from his wrist to his elbow.

“What did you do?!” you shriek, “We need to get you first aid! Hold on, I’ll be right back—”

Despite you saying you’d be right back, Floyd follows you into Ramshackle with a pout. He’s cradling his injured arm and you know he’s had it worse in the ocean because he’s told you stories of sharks and poisonous fish and even Azul’s venom, but there will always be a part of you that wants to take care of him.

He hisses when you start cleaning the wound, but for someone so erratic he doesn’t move. He must like being pampered like this, you think, especially since he’s still clinging to you like you’re some sort of safety blanket.

“I was doing parkour, right?” Floyd whines, “And then a little guppy got it my way! He didn’t move fast enough so I kneed him in the head and he sent me flying into the pavement. Ran away before I could give him a good squeeze.”

“Please be more careful.” you plea, wrapping the gauze around his arm, “This is a really bad scrape and the last thing we want is for it to get infected.”

You can tell Floyd’s about to spew something about how “being careful” is boring, but you kiss the gauze you just finished applying and suddenly he’s silent.

“I know you like to have fun, but next time just pretend he’s another obstacle. Jump on his head or something, I don’t care.” you murmur against his bandages, and now it’s your turn to cradle his arm like it’s precious, “You’re precious to me, okay? I want you safe.”

“Shrimpyyyyy.” he whines again, slumping onto your shoulder, and you know that means he thinks you’re precious, too.

#jade leech comes to you tomorrow like #“hey my brother jumped on my head while doing parkour” #auburn's 1k event <3 #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #twisted wonderland #disney twst x reader #disney twst #twst #floyd fluff #floyd leech is a silly guy #floyd x reader #floyd leech x reader #floyd leech #floyd leech fluff

[heroofpenamstan]

MAREENA QASIM of EMERALD FIRE — this season's talk of the town !

[ ... and who can forget the lead singer of EMERALD FIRE , MAREENA ? allegations of infighting and exploitation have followed her for nearly three years , and now , she can add cheating to her extensive resume as well . nevertheless , it cannot be denied that her unique twist of adding slivers of her arabic mother tongue in her songwriting has made her a standout , and other contestants — apart from the very vocal UNDERGROUND WASTEBASKET — have sang her nothing but praises and compliments; even SEVEN LAWLESS of SOFT VIOLENCE , whose history with his former band will surely be unfolded as SEASON 4 progresses ! ]

INFAMOUS IF by @infamous-if !

#infamous if oc #infamous if #infamous if edit #oc: mareena qasim #otp: jaded strings that play your tune #oc: spotlight shines on your dark crown #my edits #new oc? new oc #flash tw #flashing gif #everything is wonky i wanna cry #but all i've been doing is thinking of Her #yes i have finally jumped the seven train and EVERYTHING HURTS

[onenicebugperday]

Jade jumping spider, Siler semiglaucus, Salticidae

Photographed in Sri Lanka by rvp

#animals #curators on tumblr #arachnids #spider #jumping spider #jade jumping spider #one nice bug

[davejadedaily]

2

#jade harley #dave strider #davejade #homestuck #post... 2! jumps up like that peggle guy

[askinsufferableprickmod]

im gonna fucking cry

#like i love them all but goddamn johns a dick here.... #the comparison2 'normal dave'... the casual 'idk maybe hell just die when we win the game' #and then jumping over to marriage and thinking about his ass.. #this whole conversation is a train wreck #kick his ass jade! #rambles #hs reread adventures

[hungry-eel]

Okay so these two artworks were an interesting case for me in that as this was probably one of the first times I have actively tried drawing stuffing art as well as Jade with a full tummy. I never had so many emotions run through me in a single artwork in that I was both proud but also incredibly nervous and anxious (sharing this onto Instagram was not a great idea)

Not only that a lot of people interpreted my stuffing art as mpr3g and not so much stuffing which is admittedly kind of sucks.

Anyways, looking back at the art now, I actually think the art doesn't look that bad, and next time, I would just have to try and pull off a more successful chubby tummy!

#jump scare warning? #jade leech #twisted wonderland #hungry boi #hungry boy #glutton #the tum tum #foodie #big eater #stu//ing #azul ashengrotto #twst fanart #fanart

[infpfindspeace]

I want someone to hug me like Jade hugs Kit

#jade claymore #jade willow #kit tanthalos #kit and jade #tanthamore #willow series #willow 2022 #just the facts y'all #but SERIOUSLY??? #like Kit is the most important person in the world to Jade and she would do anything for her #ie. jump off the edge of the world after her #over a gigantic waterfall. #and then they're finally reunited!!!! #and she was terrified but now Kit's there with her #ugggghhhhh

[homestuckinning]

Spritevember days 14, 17, 18 - Least favorite character, Cavitystuck, Fusion

Meenah, Cavitystuck Roxy, & Mutie-Roxy fusion

#homestuck edit #sprite edit #homestuck #spritevember #meenah peixes #roxy lalonde #the idea with roxy is like dogtier jade but if it happened to roxy and her pet instead #normally i would jump on the fusion idea for a johnkat idea but i like this #i conceptually liked the idea of cotton candy type clouds instead of regular grimdark aura tho idk how much i like this edit #skipped troll cops cuz i didnt know what to do and fankid because i dont have any fankids

[skep-eroni]

Saw this sweater on Twitter and I knew I had to draw Mr Jade Leech wearing it.

#The moment I saw it I just fucking jumped for it #So so perfect for him #How many mushroom-themed clothing does he own I wonder #Jade Leech #TWST #Twisted Wonderland #my art

[theanarik]

Jade aged like 30 years after the quest and like, after watching Kit get kidnapped 2 times, almost drown 1 time, and see her jump off a waterfall 1 time as well. Ma'am get yourself a leash and keep her close

#willow #willow series #willow 2022 #willow spoilers #tanthamore #jade claymore #kit tanthalos #jade x kit #jade and kit #this poor woman will never sleep again #she will have to stay up and keep watch so no one takes kit away again #i believe after they've come home jade will lock kit in her room and just yell at her for doing all those incredibly foolish things #LIKE JUMPING OFF A WATERFALL WHAT THE FUCK #my dude what were you thinking #i'm here for the tanthamore content