#judge my taste

[jwillbiteyourfingersoff]

oh boy oh boy, it's time for yall to rip me limb from limb

be afraid

#uquiz #judge me #do it #judge my taste #shitpost #shitposting #uquiz link

[inkskinned]

it takes a really long time to unlearn but there's no such thing as "cheating" or "half-assing" being a person. if you need to leave the cabinet doors open, leave them open. microwave your tea. sit down in the shower. buy the eggmaker. use your phone to calculate tip.

it's mostly fake posterity rules. who cares if you microwave your dinners. who cares if you use instant coffee. who cares if you stop watching the show that got boring. we all have a different set of skills and a different life and taking care of yourself is fucking hard.

at the end of your life there will be no final scoreboard. nobody is going to judge you because you brushed your teeth in the shower. there will be no final count of the number of times you had the same meal five nights in a row. there will be no fanfare or party because you won at being a person - and no one will be disappointed that you never understood the point of using paper towels to dry your hands off after washing them.

yeah, in this world, people will put up a fuss. i've noticed some of the biggest fusses are over what you'll put in/on your body. the fact that i will regularly eat deli meat straight out of the bag makes a lot of people genuinely concerned for me. but here's the thing: sometimes that's the only way i'm getting any protein. my doctor says i am doing fine. i'm sticking to my weird snacks and calling it deconstructed charcuterie.

they'll say they're horrified because you take a shortcut. that's fine. it's just that it looks like a shortcut to them because they're on a different life path. these kinds of things stand out to them as important. that's fine too. but for you? you've got other things that already make you pretty hard working. and these tiny things - well, they're just clutter on your journey.

#before any motherfucker is like <3 #''i know more about this and it IS WRONG to do this THING'' #shhhhh #unless ur a doctor and a patient has specifically asked... shut the FUCK up dude #one of the ways my life has changed in the last few years is like #taking coffee for granted #isn't something i can do #can you stand up for the entirety of making a meal? i can't always #and having some pompousass person be like #MICROWAVE THE WATER? FOR TEA? like . yeah actually i've been in prison for it ever since #''it tastes different!!!'' cool. it's not going into yOUR body. #i personally don't ever make hot chocolate with water. only ever oat/soy milk #but i wouldn't be like ... SIR. I WILL NOW JUDGE THEE #it's just like ableism all the way down innit #ableism and classism and #the expectation of the mental load as a form of being ''good'' #also. besides the like. pots and [redacted medical information] #im doing GREAT actually #>:) i have visible abs even when not flexing #it's bc god prefers me as a lesbian n has rewarded me lately for presenting more openly

[hoffmans-hoffman]

@sclvixtcxnnxcticn , Judge me bro

#nov speaks #judge my taste #do it yall know you wanna #DAMN ME!!! I spelt Richard's last name wrong

[ceruleancattail]

Ceru's mom!!!! I gotta tell u😰 ceru was a very big simp!!!! For some ginger skinny man!!!!

Ceru Mom: (everything said here is /j ok don’t take this seriously🫶)

Ah I think I know.

The Cater Diamond ah? Orange hair one, look like mop one… I don’t know why they like him sia.

No taste one. See lah, eat so much ginger, then they go and simp over a ginger. Hiaz..

#the mage’s hat 🎩 #tbh my mom thinks I’m weird for liking Cater #the ‘hair like mop’ was an actual line she said #I’ve been judged for my taste for ‘orange hair dudes’ more then once #🙄🙄🙄

[ranminfan]

Some peace and quiet by the fireplace before singing a whole song about being hrny.

I just love seeing his clavicle tease man I can't- I wanna bite

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#My taste in fictional men are walking red flags #Judge Claude Frollo #The hunchback of Notre Dame #THoND #my art #disney #claude frollo #digital art

[sleevebuscemii]

louis is saur funny because he chalks up everything about his attachment to lestat to their ‘vampire bond’ but louis was a human whole being when he went out with that man every night even after he saw him stop time and read minds. he was a human whole being when for their first time, he had a threesome with that man and let him literally drink his actual blood. he was a Human Whole Being when he kissed and devoted himself to that man in a church on the day of his brother’s funeral after said man killed and maimed two priests (one who louis clearly knew very personally) before his very damn eyes. this is a not a ‘what came first the chicken or the egg’ situation mr du lac. the court finds that you were dickmatized before you were ever vampire bonded.

#the funniest thing about louis being out and proud in 2022 #is that him chalking up all the times he’s chosen lestat to the ‘vampire bond’ instead of penis delirium #can’t even be attributed to his internalized homophobia. it’s literally just the mortification of being down bad for lestat. #interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #i feel like so many of posts just keep coming for louis’ throat. but sorry he’s my best friend whose bad taste in men i love to judge. #this is just things i would tell him at a combination brunch/intervention #anyway. good night #m

[isbergillustration]

Why write the story when you can instead just draw scenes that aren’t in it?

#they have terrible taste in beer but please don’t judge them they’re in a bad place #drawing #procreate #ink & other liquids story tag #artists on tumblr #illustration #digital art #my art

[scottinaussie]

Isaiah Mustafa

2017

#isaiah mustafa #dilfgifs #mancandykings #dilfsource #flawlessgentlemen #dailymenedit #dailymalesource #malesource #pocedit #mocedit #blackactorsdaily #fine black men #melanin #my gifs #usersam #i just knew he tasted sweet #miss him #also im trying some coloring stuff #y'all be the judge of that

[dimsilver]

btw re: the homeschooling debate and related things - this site has been absolutely wonderful for getting to appreciate people who aren’t automatically My Sort of Person. it’s actually opened my eyes to look for and enjoy all sorts of things about in-person people that I don’t automatically connect with. I’m not even sure how to express this but basically this site of such a good outlet for people’s inner selves that I am constantly confronted with the richness and complexity and honesty and quality and beauty of people who aren’t super similar to me and I think that’s awesome.

#really this is only tangentially related to the homeschooling thing #but you get what I mean?? it’s so easy to judge people by how similar our backgrounds and tastes are #(whether about schooling or not) #or just to only want to deepen my relationships with people who are like me #and I am very similar to some of y’all #but not others #and I appreciate and enjoy you all!!

[fandom-hoarder]

To the Dean-can't-cook truthers, I'd just like to point out: Dean handmade the queso and taquitos and tamales he offered Death in Brother's Keeper, and Death said it was good

#dean can cook #don't judge him on the marshmallow fluff my man was out here making offbrand kraft dinner taste edible #spn: brother's keeper #spn rewatch #spn s10

[secretdazedragon]

Squad 5 in my outfits

#so i refuse to watch bleach but it still revolves around in my head so i made another fanart maybe this time it helps to get rid of it :DD #and yes now all of you can judge my taste in clothes #hirako shinji #aizen sousuke #hinamori momo #fanart

[cryleigh]

Made a pav playlist

#come judge my music taste #Pavel yudin #fear & hunger #fear & hunger termina #my art

[ghost-proofbaby]

a man said the most eddie-coded thing about me that i genuinely cannot stop thinking about it days later but he doesn’t know that i know he said what he did

#my friend said i’ve got a special flavor of trauma from my childhood #and he immediately goes ‘i wanna know what it tastes like 😏’ #i’m haunted #he met me twice and just alluded to eating my [redacted] #and i’d let him ! #this is why i’ve been mia #him: don’t judge #the girls in question; not judging but losing their fucking minds #such casual rizz someone fucking sedate me #i also have a story time about how he paid for my (well mine and my best friends) dinner and it gave me BUTTERFLIES #anyways boys #be careful with what you tell her best friend #she’s loyal to me first 😤 #i don’t think y’all wanna hear about my love life but this is the most exciting it’s been in a while #eddie munson would 100% joke about ‘tasting your trauma’ idc

[typicalcommondandelion]

I made a smash or pass game for people who like objects and monsters, featuring pictures I already had saved on my computer (barring 2)

#dreamy chatters #mutuals please humour me and take the quiz #links #uquiz #other ppl can take this too it's fine. gimme more data and judge my tastes* #*barring one. One of those pics are Not my taste

[cravingstudyvalidation]

gloomy challenge 5.11.2023

have been doing maths for the past 5hrs and probably will continue until midnight😵‍💫 tried out the new matcha ice cream and it was just meh 4/10.

#the aftertaste was bitter asf #it literally tasted like ice cream dipped in green tea lol #also excuse my beautiful graph #it was just a rough sketch #don't judge pls ty #gloomychallenge #study blog #studyblr #studyspo #study inspiration #study motivation #studying #student #chaotic academia #dark academia #mine

[voltaical-art]

yeah he could definitely make me worse

#astarion #durge #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #tav #voltaical ocs #judge #whaaat a full-ish piece from me #never heard of #i had to break it off with him tho they were a little too self destructive for my taste #judge is a little masochist. like his taste being lae'zel and astarion is very telling