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#jschlatt my beloved
1spooky-dad · 1 year
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That clip of jschlatt getting excited on a game show stream when a bearded dragon got brought out, and immediately dropped everything to go pick it up and cradle it while everyone else was freaking out about "ooh scary reptile" lives rent free in my head 24/7. I don't give a damn about anything else about him other than his innate love of animals.
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onlystarintheskye · 20 days
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Me: I'm not that obsessed with him!
Literally any one of my friends: you have over 900 saved images of him
Me: yeah thats not that bad
Them: you've spent over £100 on him and stay up till god knows when to watch him live
Me: so what?
Them: your literally delusional
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planetbiomes · 1 year
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Luigi and Luma hatching a plot to escape Bowser castle:
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utkaaah · 1 month
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HAIIII
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spennsrs · 4 months
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schlatt x reader that loves schlatt when he's put on a couple pounds :(( reader holding him from behind and just kissing his back when he doesn't have a shirt on in the kitchen or smth. "you're so beautiful, yknow that?" i have brainrot ‼️‼️ schlatt not believing reader so reader just has to keep praising schlatt every chance they get so they keep leaving little post it notes around the mirror about his body :(((((
(\ (\ („• ֊ •„) ━O━O━━━━━━━━━ ・:。YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ︳jschlatt x reader drabble ︳fluff ︳self indulgent bc i jst wanna tell schlatt how handsome he is :(( also MY BFFIE REQUESTING <3 /p + reader can cook rly well and they Feed our boy well
the house was quiet, the bedroom dark with drawn curtains. it was late at night... or maybe early in the morning?
schlatt didn't know, and frankly, he didn't care. he couldn't sleep. he didn't even know why he was up still.
it was probably silly. maybe it was the cause of his recent insomnia. there were great things about having a significant other who could outcook even the likes of gordan ramsey. well, at least schlatt thought so. said great things include being well fed and eating incredible food.
but there were also bad things. well, bad thing. he did let his walls down a little when he and [y/n] started dating, yet he wasn't one to voice his insecurities often. his main insecurity was the reason he was staring at the full-length mirror on the back of the door into the bedroom.
his weight.
schlatt stares at himself in the reflective object shirtless, careful to not break the silence the night brought to the shared bedroom. reflections were a weird thing, mirrors in general were weird. maybe vampires were on the right track with the no reflection thing. his hand rests on his stomach, pushing, poking gently... he wasn't necessarily angry or unjustly sad, just as much as he wasn't.. happy with how he looked. with a soft sigh, his hand falls to his side again and his gaze never breaks from the mirror. his eyes over examine every part of his body visible to his gaze, and oddly enough... that's when he spots it, on the corner of the mirror. was that... a sticky note? multiple? his hand reaches up to gently yank the papers down, reading the handwriting.
'you are so absolutely amazing' 'you're beautiful the way you are, inside and out' 'do you realize how incredibly handsome you are?' 'if you could see what i see, maybe you would understand why it is so easy to love you for who you are'
schlatt felt like he was going to cry. no had ever said such... gentle words to him, nor had words ever touched him like this did. he kept reading the words, then rereading... it was almost too good to be true. he knew he was way lucky in the significant other department, scoring someone as fantastic as [y/n] was a mystery he would never understand, and chose not to.
a warm pair of hands draw him from his train of thoughts, jumping a bit as his eyes are drawn to the mirror before him. schlatt could see the familiar arms of his lover wrapped around him, their left wrist adorned with the silver bracelet he had gotten them for their two year anniversary.
"did i wake you, sleepyhead?"
his voice is soft, and it's tinged ever so slightly with emotion as his hand comes up, gently caressing their arm. there's some movement against his back, and he deciphers its his lover shaking their head. that's good, at least he didn't disturb them.
"you're beautiful, jay." schlatt feels his heart constrict at those words. of course they knew. they had a way of reading schlatt like a book, often picking up on his turmoil on certain topics before he even knew himself. a small smile tugs at his lips as he pats their arm. no words came from him, none needed to. "no matter what you look like, what you sound like, or what you do, you will always be beautiful to me, and i'll always love you."
and maybe... just maybe... in that moment, schlatt could let himself believe it was true, because the love of his life said so. who was he to deny their words?
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burgundy-baby · 2 months
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Should I talk in depth about the Wilbur situation?
Has it been talked to death?
Specifically, the abuser who wanted fame has been talked about to death. I know that.
If so, here's the TLDR of it .
I'm disappointed and figuring things out. The memories and people associated with him matter to me more than he does. Whatever it takes to ensure abusers prosper no longer.
I support Shelby.
For those who care:
I remember the exact day I got into Wilbur and the DSMP. It was exactly 3 days after Your New Boyfriend came out.
My friend I've unfortunately lost contact with, texted me about a song that's been in her head and sent it to me. I thought he was attractive and funny and the song was pretty fun. So, naturally, the DSMP was now my life hyperfixation. That never really left. No matter what Dream Team did, Snowchester and Sleepy Bois got me.
Until my friend tells me about the Wilbur and Shelby allegations. (Allegations at the time)
Shock, despair, existentialism.
I can't believe it. More so, I didn't want to. But I wasn't going to support him without word of confirmation from the people involved. I Watched Kwite, Schlatt, Brittany Broski, and kicked it out of my mind.
Until I hear from another friend that he confirmed It with an awful notes app response. You can't call that literary dumpster fire an apology.
While it doesn't matter what I think about this cause I'm obviously not involved. It pains me to see all the content I've enjoyed over the years go. I'll get over that. But I think the real pain is the reflecting needing to be done on how I celebrity crushed and idolized him. The people I've lost that loved him. I have no idea how they're dealing with this. I wish I could know. Gotta face the music, he's horrid and another smiling face that stabs backs.
Shelby's story has made me reflect on how I treated my old relationship. Caused deeper discussions and looks with my system and an ex partner.
All in all, Of course I support Shelby.
~ Aerin
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schlushiii · 3 months
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Even after i ordered the cottage core Rammie it could not leave my mind so i had to draw him!!! with jambo and soup as well because i love cats <3 nothing going on in their heads -w-
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embers-archive · 1 year
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Tubbster doodles :]
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phatcatphergus · 3 months
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Cinematic parallels
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nutkick · 29 days
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god cursed me with a vision of epicsmp full of moments like this. it's somewhat like the stan twitter's secret version of family guy read the fic here!
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the-fakes · 1 month
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Proof of ty joining?
Schlatt and him were talking in schlatt stream about joining and schlatt said he could join with the next wave of people joining soon
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I dont know what the hell kind of Magnus Protocol type of evil magic is in Aggie's code but it has brutally beat my art block to death every time
(in order, a lazy doodle of Pavitr Prabhakar, a slightly less lazy doodle of JSchlatt in the 100 days video, and lastly an oc doodle i made m)
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insomniaruler · 9 months
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The way the entirety of my mental stability relies on these silly little block men and their silly little cats
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regretfulmoth · 6 months
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Old art of Kristin from my old magical girl au from last may/june (lore under the cut)
In the au she's a vigilante with Phil who is against Schlatt turning the artform of being a magical girl into a glorified, government funded dog fights/beauty pageants. Kristin was once actually apart of the MGA (Magical Girl Association/Arena) back when it was just a program that paid magical girls for the work they do for the city. But once Schlatt retired being a MG and started running the MGA more as a business, Kristin was kicked from the program for her powers being seen as "too gruesome and unprofitable".
The MGA makes its profits in two ways: Selling licensed merchandise of its MG's and letting outsiders watch/make wagers on the MGs fighting each other as training. Kirstin, also known as "Lady Death" when she's in MG form, has the ability of speeding up one's lifecycle by touching them. (think of the Forest Spirit from Princess Monokoke) The speed of this rapid aging does somewhat depend on her emotions and her relationship with whatever living thing she touches (Example: if she touches Phil while calm for 30 seconds, he'll age 4-5 years. But if she touches Schlatt for the same amount of time while emotions are high, he would be a pile of bones.) Her power is known as "Life Acceleration" and is theorized to contribute to her slower aging. This power cannot be turned off and she wears gloves 24/7 to prevent any accidental aging. Its also been theorized that once/if she dies, then her life acceleration will plague the world and cause the extinction of life on earth, but those are just silly fan theories and head canons :).
Well with this darker reputation in mind, Lady Death had a fairly small fanbase and an even smaller demand for merchandise. Lump in with the fact she can't train like the other MGs because of the risk of killing her fellow MGs. At first Kristin was pissed but rather understanding as of why she couldn't be a part of the MGA to an extent but as the policies became more restrictive and bias towards more "profitable magical girls", her patience with the program grew thin.
Her final straw was the day the MGA change their payment policies to the point where only the most popular and "brand safe" MGs could ever make a living under the MGA. A program where its whole point was to give the dozens of people brave enough to defend civilians from danger the resources and pay they need to continue their work is now throwing money to whoever throws more back. These new policies essentially forced Phil into finding a new job because what once could comfortably cover his life with Kristin and a small family down the line is now barely anything.
So, during the day Phil and Kristin work their full time jobs and at night they each do commission work as Magical Girls as a side hustle. Since the new policies there has been a shortage of MGs who can/are willing to deal with threats that are causing a muck. This has led to people personally commissioning Unofficial Magical Girls to do smaller jobs like patrolling on a smaller scale to prevent any situations from happening. Doing commission work is rather risky because its illegal to be a MG without a proper license and the only way to get one is if you're part of the MGA and you work under the programs regulations.
The couple, especially Kristin is very against the MGA and what has become of it. There was a brief moment in time where the two were very vocal of these changes in policies but the movement was not successful. Kristin to this day is a unofficial magical girl and her persona as Lady Death is still openly against the MGA. Meanwhile Phil has retired from the magical girl scene and is now focused on being a stay-at-home father.
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pnkq · 9 months
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this is now more realistic
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pochemytotiodekvat · 7 months
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kiss? No!
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