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cutiedi3 · a day ago
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SAD JOHN HEADCANONS
* when he was first adopted without his brothers he didn’t understand it
* he thought for the first few years they were coming back
* every year on his birthday when he was away from his brothers he wishes for his brother to show up at his part
* when he was a little older her ran into joseph as a walmart and was to shocked to even talk to him
* Joseph nor Jacob could recognize him when the family was back together
* joseph carved the sins into john as a punishment when he continued to sin with joseph’s warning
* has scars all over this body from his adoptive and biological parents
* women were in love with johns money and not really him
* so when they got to know him and his past they ran away
* John was very depressed and had a failed suicide attempt as a teen
* he’s deadly afraid of fire
* when the barn was burnt by jacob he hardly had enough time to escape
* he now has a small burn on his arm and when jacob sees it he’s filled with guilt
* for hours john would go to the church when no ones around and preach beautiful words wishing he was the head of the project
* sometimes his family is outside listening to him
* it’s usually about expectance
* as a teen he experimented with boys and found out he’s bisexual and when her got his first boyfriend he had sleepovers with him
* when his family found out John was beaten and sent straight to church
* john is a great pretender
* he can convince someone the skys green but can’t begin to believe he’s worth saving
* he knows eden won’t ever let him in
* cries every time someone points out the self harm scars in his wrist
* jacob keeps a close eye on john incase john does end up overdosed
* jacob thinks joseph is super in fair to john
* joseph is very degrading to john and john sees joseph as the father he never got
* misses his birth dad even with the abuse he cause
* he has nightmares about his birth mom
( EXTRA HEADCANONS )
trans John headcanons
* John was never happy as a child
* when he looked in the mirror and saw little Joanne the little girl of the family he cried
* he was treated differently for he was a girl at birth
* always cooking and cleaning hardly ever wiped
* but when he began to wear joseph’s clothes and wanted to cut his hair his father beat him bloody
* never again
* when they moved out to the farm he grabbed scissors and cut his hair braided by joseph into a short style
* jacob always knew joanne wasn’t really joanne
* jacob supported John and always was lending him clothes
* joseph also supported john buy fixing the mess of a hair cut john did and helping come up with a name
* of course they slipped up a lot but john didn’t mind
* his foster parents were very transphobic and this led jacob to burn the barn down after john was beat
* when they were separated and john was adopted he was forced to let his hair grow and get girl clothes
* when he turned 18 and went to college he started testosterone shots
* soon he was growing a beard and no one knew he was once joanne
* after her graduated he fulling transitioned
* when he met his brother again they didn’t know what to expect
* when they saw him they were proud to call him John Seed
* he leads more people to join the project knowing its lgbtq+ friendly
* openly trans within the project
* all members support him and he led very many others like him to join edens gate
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cutiedi3 · a day ago
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Do you guys want more fc5 headcanons? if so send some suggestions!
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sxlvxtion-lost · a day ago
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John and Jacobs plane as well as any peggies plan and lets just say pretty much most of the planes in fc5 are made by a company in game called  AdjudiCor FBW. Theres a wiki link here to it.
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I only realized this the other night while replaying the far cry game because I had always assumed the planes were your spitfires. The only thing is the snout of the the fc5 planes are different to a spitfire, its like the planes are a nice mix of the Mustang and Spitfire war planes.
Then it finally occurred to me.
What if this company named Adjudicor is a loyalist to Edens Gate and controlled via the Heralds such as John and Jacob since they both own customized versions of the plane and every Peggy seems to own these.
In IRL the team did indeed make these planes to be inspired by the mighty spitfire and the Hurricane as well as a few other aspects from old war birds. Which is listed down in the trivia part of the wiki page.
You see war birds are very hard to obtain and even then getting parts for them when they need repairing is like trying to find a blood diamond. In other words its very costly and probably would be like digging through Johns pockets via the millions.
So it makes sense that Edens gate would have certain factories/industries and company's working for them to be able to provide planes such as Affirmation and Pack Hunter that are designed for Hope County and Montana environment but also to reduce the major cost it would have on the cult if they did get old war birds in.
Cause ouch, I’m sure even John would feel that pinch in his pocket despite how beautiful war birds are. 
I just thought this was really interesting fact that I never even noticed until recently. Not to mention the fact that Jacob has one beautiful red war bird is amazing. I mean come on Johns got style but Jacob flying a plane? now that's scary and exciting all at once.
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seedhoe · a day ago
Kiss, Marry and Kill with the seeds go!
bro i love all the seeds, you can't make me choose 😭😭 but here:
Kiss: Jacob
Marry:John
Kill: Joseph (sorry joe)
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seedhoe · a day ago
gimme more head canons about Ana & Jackie and their Seed spawn pls
Absolutely!
Jackie
When Jackie found out that she was pregnant with Jake's kid, she was absolutely terrified
She locked herself in the bathroom for a while, and was having a panick attack, trying to process the fact that she is pregnant.
She was not ready to be a mom. She wanted to wait until her and Jacob's relationship was fully stable.
She didn't tell him, because she was worried about how he would react, but was also worried about him as a whole.
Jackie seen what Jacob is capable of, and she'd be lying if she said that the idea of him being a father worries her.
She was going to hold off on telling him for a few weeks until she felt ready. But she started showing strong symptoms, having morning sickness most mornings, nausea, headaches, and hell, Jacob even noticed that her moods switched very often and she started having cravings.
Then it became unavoidable when he questioned her about it, and she ended up coming clean, not being able to look him in the eye for more than a few seconds.
but oh boy was he happy. He was so happy, he hugged her so tight and started laughing, kissing her face all over, something extremely unusual for him. But nonetheless, she was relieved
He loved seeing her walking around carrying his baby. But she hated being pregnant since most of her clothes started getting too small for her, and her cravings got more intense. But she was also experiencing more contractions and back pains that had her bed bound for hours
Overall those 9 months were very rocky and hard on both Jaqueline and Jacob. They had their ups and downs, and had lots of arguments that even ended up with them sleeping in separate beds.
But they made up eventually, like always. And before they even knew it, their baby was born
You know how i said Jackie is small? yeah...Well that wasnt something she considered when she was having a baby with a man thrice her size was
The baby comes out chunky, and somewhere around 8-10 lbs. It was a boy, and he had obnoxiously bright red tufts of hair that resembled his dads. Jacob was definitely proud.
Jacob would hold his baby boy and look down at him with the most happy and proud look you've ever seen– not even his brothers saw him this happy before.
Their son sleeps in a small crib right next to their bed because 1. jacob is overprotective over his spawn 2. so its easier for jackie to take care of him when he starts crying in the middle of the night.
Jacob's nightmares/ night terrors lessen by a lot after his son is born. He actually does get some sleep sometimes. But when he doesn't, it's mostly because of the baby, rather than his PTSD.
He wouldn't let anyone outside his family see his soft side because "it makes him weak", but really he just wants to bond with his family in peace
Whenever Jackie is too busy or sick to take care of the baby, Jacob brings takes care of him for the day. He even brings him to meetings with him
Okay but like can you imagine Jacob doing one of his PowerPoint slides while holding his baby in one arm?? And maybe even has his little carrier thing on the floor next to his chair in case he gets sleepy??
he even lowers his voice while talking so he won't wake him up
Jacob is actually pretty excited to introduce his baby to his siblings.
Joseph is so happy with the baby, he holds him with a smile. He loves how he resembles Jacob so much, and he even thinks that he is a gift from god. Faith absolutely adores the baby, and she even brough him some new plushies and clothes. John also brings stuff for the baby (stuff that he may or may have not stolen from the Ryes) And when he holds the baby he feels happiness and joy, but isn't showing it much. spoiler: this is the moment John gets baby fever
But anyway, Jacqueline and Jacob do live pretty peacefully with their baby for a while. Jacob, for the first time in what seems like years, can finally settle down and be happy
Anastasia
You know how i said john got baby fever from seeing Jacob's baby? He suggests it to Ana, and she agrees
She wanted to wait a bit until everything was settled in term of getting her work sorted out when EG finally takes over Hope County
except she ended up getting pregnant, on accident, a bit earlier than anticipated (The seeds really don't know what a condom is huh)
It was a surprise, not unwelcome, but a surprise to say the least
To say that John was happy was an understatement, he was absolutely joyful, so much so that he couldn't even process the news Ana just told him. He ended up having a very delayed reaction
"John, you oka-"
"HOLY FUCK WE'RE HAVING A BABY?!!?"
In short, John couldn't get his hands off her, and kept smooching her and hugging her close for the rest of the day.
Ana and John agreed to keep it a secret from everyone else until they found the right time for it
But John being John couldn't contain his excitment, and he may have ended up telling a few of his men. Which promptly ended with the whole county finding out that the youngest seed and his wife were expecting
His siblings were very happy with the news, though they didn't like that everyone else in the county found out before they did.
Joseph is now fully convinced that god blessing his family for all their suffering.
During the pregnancy, John continues to spoil Ana despite her telling him not to spend too much of their money on her, but rather on the baby and the project. That was ignored though.
lol Ana ended up looking like Mrs Puff in that sponegbob episode where Mr. Krabs spoiled tf out of her
John absolutely goes all out for the baby. He sticks the ultrasound pictures on the fridge, even the earliest ones where the baby still looks very teeny tiny. basically makes a big deal out of it every time
He may or may have not thrown a huge, very decorated gender reveal party for the baby (which may or may have not started a small fire and burned some poor farmers' crops. Thanks John)
Like Jacob and Jackie, they find out that they're having a boy as well.
The baby shower is even more exaggerated. There's lots of cake and decorations, and gifts, and John even films it so they could look back at it in the future with their son.
He contantly zooms in on his family members and points at them, talking about them as if he's talking to his kid
"Thats your uncle Jacob there, He could be a jackass sometimes but he means well" and jacob just gives him a "don't start" look
"This is your aunt Faith, she's nice, but not really though." Faith initially smiles at first but her smile disappears very quickly
"Your uncle Joseph here loves you so much, and he can't wait to see you. We're all excited to see you" And Joseph smiles and waves at the camera
Months pass, and the baby is here!
John demands to be with Ana when she goes into labor so he could assist and comfort her. She holds his hand pretty tight though, almost breaking it
Thankfully, the baby was surprisingly small, and the labor was less painful compared to Jackie's. Still fucking painful though.
John straight up cried when he saw and held his son for the first time. Ana was laughing, but also cried with him. So they were both looking down at the baby and crying tears of joy. Just a wholesome family moment
John is actually a very good dad. He takes care of the kid, holds him when he's fussing, plays with him, and hands him to Ana whenever he thinks he's hungry
One night she woke up to the sound of the baby crying, only to go and find John already in the baby's room, carrying him and rocking him around. Made her heart melt to say the least
John and Jacob's kids definitely play together on the weekends when they're a little bit older. And because of that Jacob and John actually get to see each other more. They definitely brought the whole family together even closer 💕
But yeah, that was too long. I got too invested lol. Thanks for the ask @scungilliwoman
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mrspaigeomega · 2 days ago
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Here's a dead Joseph Seed screenshot to make you laugh 😂😂😂
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hoesephseed · 2 days ago
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CHAPTER 5!!
Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Far Cry 5 Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Joseph Seed/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Original Characters, Joseph Seed, Faith Seed Summary:
Rose Cortez had been seventeen years old when the Seed family had arrived in Hope County, Montana. Years later after devoting so much time to the project she started to realize she wanted something else...
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batankyu · 2 days ago
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love that most every old selfie from greg bryk is of him putting his face a couple inches away from the camera like 👁👄👁 even w those stupid glasses on
anyway hc joseph seed does the exact same thing man cannot take normal selfies
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johnseedfanclub · 2 days ago
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WIP Day pt2 hoes
Tagged by @muse-1498
It had probably been almost two fucking hours since Angel been walking around like a lost puppy. And to be quite frank, Angel was getting pissed off too.
“Where the FUCK is Falls End.”
Angel had crossed through fields, flowers, and brush but he was no where near home. Angel was starting to get tired. Luckily he spotted a friendly face.
“Sharky...? HOLY FUCKING SHIT- SHARKY!”
“Angel?”
Angel ran as fast as his feet could take him. Right before he tripped and fell face flat into the ground. At this point he didn’t even fucking bother getting up.
“Jesus H. Christ!”
Sharky quickly ran over and helped Angel to his feet. Angel was more than happy and lucky to have bumped into him. Another hour and the peggie search party would’ve left him with 20 holes in his chest.
“Angel are you alright? What in the fuck happened to you?”
Angel looked like absolute shit. He was sweating like a fucking pig, not to mention how he smelled like one. His uniform was slightly ripped after making his trek throughout Holland Valley and he struggled to keep his eyes open. Not to mention he kinda smelled like weed and bliss.
“Man you have no fucking idea. Honestly I have no fucking idea.” Angel slurred out
“No offense amigo but...You look like shit.” Sharky admitted
“I fucking feel like shit.” Angel said with a chuckle
“Have you been smoking?”
“Yea”
“You look like you have”
“Mhm...” Angel groaned in return
“I’m guessing you need a ride home huh?” Sharky finally asked
“You have no idea” Angel breathed out
“You said that twice” Sharky laughed as he lead Angel back to his car
“At this fucking point speaking is taking too much fucking effort. I feel like I’m running a marathon when I stop talking.” Angel breathed out
“Uh huh” Sharky looked at Angel suspiciously “You been hanging with Connor?”
Angel turned his head slowly and blinked “who?”
“Connor, he like sells weed n’ shit. The only way you looking like that is if you were smoking with him”
“Connor......” Angel tried to bring himself to remember the man from a few hours earlier “Oh shit yeah...the blonde one? Scruffy hair?”
“Yeah that’s him alright” Sharky laughed “He definitely got you good that’s for sure”
“Literally.” Angel huffed out a pathetic laugh
Angel opened the door to Sharky’s car and slumped himself into the passenger seat, while Sharky walked to the driver’s side. Sharky took one good look at Angel and burst out laughing.
Angel turned his head slightly and smiled dopily at sharky, his eyelids fighting every signal in his body that wants them shut. “Whaaat?...”
“You look absolutely fucked dude” Sharky tried to bring himself to stop laughing
Angel couldn’t help but laugh with him “Man- fuck you. I’m fucking new here you could’ve at least warned me about the fucking locals”
Sharky started the car and started heading for the road “Dude. Everyone knows Connor! What do you mean? If you don’t know him you gotta know of him.”
“He fucking sells weed dude. I’m a whole ass deputy. I don’t think I’m on his customer list.” Angel rolled his eyes slightly
“He sells weed to cops.” Sharky look at Angel and gave him a smirk
“What the fuck?”
“Hope County is fucking small man we have one small jail in Henbane. Why do you think all these crazy cult fuckers came here?”
Oh right. Fucking Eden’s Gate. The reason why he’s stuck in here, all fucked up, in the first place.
“What do you mean?” Angel slurred
“Hope County is a small remote area dude. We’re far from everything and everyone. Think about it, Missoula is like what..? Three hours from here? Maybe four?”
Holy shit he’s right.
“These peggie fuckers, which I’m assuming how you’re fucked up in the first place, chose this place ‘cause there’s not a lot of people here and there’s a enough space to do whatever the fuck you want.” Sharky explained “You see me and my trailer park and no one has said anything yet. Not enough people or neighbors to complain about it” he added
“Fuck.” Angel sighed “So this ain’t gonna be easy huh....?”
“Ohohoho. Absolutely not. Rumor has it all the other cops that had run-ins with them peggies were taken in or killed.” Sharky warned
“Then what about me?”
“What do you mean what about you?”
“I dunno...few hours ago I was locked up in a bunker with John-“
“JOHN FUCKING SEED?!” Sharky yelled as he suddenly hit on the brakes “You. Had a fucking run in with John Seed and LIVED???”
“JESUS CHRIST- YES.” Angel looked at Sharky panicked “W-Why what’s wrong?!”
“That man has fuckin taken people off the road and  tortured them. He has them confess their “sins” tattoos fucking words into their skin and then cuts it right off ya. -SHEEEEK” Sharky made a ridiculous noise that Angel couldn’t help but laughing at, along with the terrifying things he was saying about fucking John.
“You sure you talking about the right man? Because my dude shrivels up like a raisin and fucking cries if you say his Gucci belt is fake.” Angel let out a wheeze that Sharky did not want to join in on
“That’s not funny Angel...” Sharky said, shaking his head as he started up the car again “You could’ve gotten your ass killed”
“Says the man who plays with gas and fire.”
“HEY.” Sharky gave Angel a reproachful look. “Fire and a sadistic man who gets a hard on from gutting people are two COMPLETELY...different things”
“Sharky he’s literally five foot, eight” Angel looked at Sharky, annoyed “You could literally step on him”
“Not with the amount of fucking guards he has! He has a whole militia protecting him.” Sharky barked at Angel as if he was scolding a child
“Bullshit.” Angel dismissed Sharky’s comment which he shouldn’t have taken for granted “I could literally take him out without any effort. You don’t underestimate me now do you?”
“Angel, you’re high as shit, we’re not gonna argue about this.”
“Fine. Whatever. One day you’ll see me fucking around with the fucking Nuts.”
“...Do...Do you mean the Seeds?”
“Yeah yeah whatever the fuck they are.”
A few minutes later Sharky was able to drop Angel off.
“You sure you’re gonna be alright on your own?” Sharky asked concerned
“Yea.....yeah I just wanna get some fucking rest. You get home safe now.” Angel nodded with tired eyes
“Alright call me if you need anything brother.”
“Will do.”
Angel opened the door and shut it behind him, double checking the locks. He wasted no time walking up the stairs and stumbling into his room and plopping himself onto his bed with a sigh. He wanted to take a shower but had little to no energy to do so. Even walking upstairs nearly took the life out of him. He thought that he’ll get to it later, it was early anyways. He should probably get some sleep. But one thing started to cloud his mind.
Aw s h i t....
“Where’s Missy?” Angel sat up slightly.
So much has happened in the last few hours he had no fucking idea what happened. Last thing he knew it was fucking evening when he, Pratt, Hudson, Missy, Whitehorse, and Burke went to arrest Joseph. Then he ran, got knocked out, woke up to John’s ugly lanky ass. He smoked with Connor, at that point it was fucking morning probably, God knows. And he was chased around for hours before Sharky found him. A day hasn’t passed and it felt like a whole series of unfortunate events.
“Did they get her too..?”
Last thing he needed was to lose Missy. He loved Missy, she was like a mother to him. She helped him out of the psychiatric hospital, gave him a home, and helped him get a job. She was his main source of help, protection, and a way to get out of here. Without her, he’s as good as fucked.
“This whole transition has been a FUCKING NIGHTMARE” Angel used the last bit of energy on his pent up rage “I HATE BEING A FUCKING COP.”
At least he got that out. Now he’s definitely too tired to do anything. So he decided he’ll figure it all out later. He’s a big boy. What could possibly go wrong?
(Everything. Everything could go wrong.)
Tagging:??? I literally don’t know who to tag if you’re reading this you’re tagged lol
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capitainekenobi · 3 days ago
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the seeds are still in my head rent free
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johnseedfanclub · 3 days ago
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WIP DAAAAYYY
Ya’ll are crazy with the wip tags lmaoooo I enjoy writing for ya’ll tho~
Tagged by @mrspaigeomega thx bestieeee 💕
“What the fuuuuck”
It been only what? An hour? maybe two? I don’t know... four...? Maybe? Angel was completely out of it after whatever that.....Connor..dude gave him. He had no idea where he was going. He was definitely on some road of some sort. Where? God knows. At this point, he was wandering around like a lost sheep. No one around him, no ride, no place to rest or camp out, fucking nothing.
“Jesus fucking Christ....what the fuck was in that thing?”
Angel tried to gather his senses but with whatever he took it was a fighting battle between his senses and the psychedelic effects of that...what was that again?...fucking Cannabliss. He was swaying slightly and stumbling. Maybe this was a bad idea. It’s been years since Angel touched weed, let alone any drug.
“God fucking- FUUUUCK!”
Angel leaned to the side a bit too much and fell over the guardrail on the road. And with his luck there was a hillside and he tumbled downward until he hit a tree stomach first. Angel felt a rush of pain and nausea hit him like a fucking truck. He couldn’t even bring himself to get up. So he stayed for a few minutes recovering.
“Holy FUCK am I glad I’m not white boy wasted” Angel said to himself as he finally gotten up, still swaying slightly and trying to gain control of himself. He looked around and luckily found a hiking trail of some sort and stumbled his way onto it.
“I can’t fucking take this anymore” Angel sighed out as he took out his radio and held it up, radioing no one but who else?
“Connor...” Angel cut off the radio “of course of all people I trust”
“CONNOR” Angel tried radioing the other man again
“SHHHHHT” was heard on the other side
“Connor I’m fucking dyin’ the fuck did you give me”
“Angel stop it. First of all this is YOUR fault I told you it isn’t the same as fucking weed it’s much stronger ya fuckin’ lightweight.” Connor whispered into the radio “Second, you need to lay the FUCK low. They found out you left and if you don’t find a place to seek shelter you’re gonna be fuckin’ dyin’”
Angel heard the radio cut off and knew he wouldn’t be able to find a way to make this shit wear off
“Fucking FANTASTIC” Angel said loudly
Maybe a bit too loudly
“What was that?”
“Over there”
Though Angel was blissed out of his mind if didn’t take much to comprehend it wasn’t no regular civilian
“Fuck.fuck.fuck.fuck fuck” Angel panicked as he tried scrambling back to where that fucking stupid tree was and tried climbing back up to the road
“THERE HE IS. GET HIS ASS”
“OH SHIIIIT.” Angel managed to finally jump over the guard rail, well...more like fall, and started sprinting as if his life depended on it.
I mean it did
But as he was running, he realized he didn’t feel....tired.. and to his surprise, he was running faster than a fucking marathon runner.
But he quickly took this thought out of his head when he heard gunshots behind him, followed by angry call outs and screaming
“These fuckers don’t let up do they?” Angel said through breaths
Angel found a dirt road making a sharp turn into the forest again. After his first experience he really didn’t want to go somewhere that would probably cause him to meet with these freaks again but
“I’ll take my fucking chances”
Angel sprinted down the dirt road for a bit before walking off of it to prevent himself from being too visible.
“God...haven’t ran like that in years...kinda felt good”
The effects of the cannabliss were really starting to kick in, Angel went from feeling disoriented to energized. He felt like he could run all through Holland Valley without any trouble. He could probably take down a thousand peggies in the middle of it too.
“Connor” Angel radioed him again
“You’re going to get me into trouble”
“I feel fucking great Connor you have more of that” Angel whispered into his radio
“Calm your fucking asscheeks little man, it’s your first time. I’m guessing the adrenaline kicked in huh”
“Oh fuck yeah” Angel chuckled “Some fucking country rats were chasing me and I ran as if I was Usain Bolt”
“Country r- ANGEL!!! GET YOUR ASS SOMEWHERE SAFE THOSE WERE EDEN’S HUNTERS” Connor yelled through the radio
“Huh??” Angel tilted his head slightly
“THEY’RE EITHER GONNA BRING YOU BACK TO JOHN OR KILL YOUR ASS”
“OH SHIT” Angel started panicking “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THAT EARLIER”
“I FUCKING DI-“
Angel turned off his radio and looked around
“No fucking map, no people, no help, holy fucking-“
Just as Angel was trying to figure out how he was going to find a way to get to safety, a bullet grazed his shoulder, piercing skin but not luckily no entry
“FUC-“ Angel tried to hold in a howl as he gripped his arm and ducked out of sight. He quickly started crawling his way through the thick brush hoping no one would find him. But with this new psychedelic effect it might aid him in his escape
“Gotta get to Falls End...Gotta get to Falls End-“ Angel whispered to himself
“Look what we have here”
Shit.
Angel quickly got himself up off the floor and looked around quickly, spotting Michael a few foot steps away.
“You know I knew this would be easy but not this easy”
Michael was almost right. Compared to him, Angel is a little boy 5’11 to 5’6 is quite the difference in height, let alone the fact that he was trained like a soldier by Jacob. It didn’t help Angel that he was high off his rockers at the same time, giving Michael a great advantage
“Mmm..the effects didn’t wear off either huh” Michael teased as he leaned down to look at Angel’s eyes, pupils completely blown wide. “First timer?”
Angel couldn’t get any words out. Instead he turned around and tried to run.
“AHT- AHT-“ Michael grabbed Angel by the arm and tugged him close “Don’t think your getting yourself out of this one”
Oh but he was. Though Angel was small, he had skill. As a former underboss and marksman he was trained to fight. Even if he wasn’t armed to the teeth like Eden’s Hunters and Chosen he could take down a man with ease
“Mmmh..yeah...I’d say that too.” Angel nodded in agreement before swinging around and socking Michael in the nose
“ACK-“ Michael didn’t let go but loosened his grip just enough
Angel clenched his fist and went for the throat, punching him hard enough to make the man let him free before lifting his foot, earning Michael a hard blow to the stomach
Michael became a coughing mess, in shock that the smaller man sized him up so quickly, despite being under the influence
Angel made no time to get away running as fast as this adrenaline could take him
Michael let out a huff and wiped the blood off of his nose, taking out his MP40 and aiming it at Angel’s back. He put his finger on the trigger, ready to end the man’s life but lowered his weapon. Touching his nose and looking at the blood on his fingers, chuckling to himself
“Hmm...maybe Connor was right about you...”
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muse-1498 · 3 days ago
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WIP Day!
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I was tagged by @johnseedfanclub a few days ago, thanks you, recently I have difficulty finding motivation and time to draw, but still I hope that I will finish this drawing Tagging @das-leben-artist​  @johnseedfanclub​ @juniors0possum​ @gxmergurl​
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mrspaigeomega · 3 days ago
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Deputy: John later on tonight you're gonna be laying in your bed, there's gonna be something squishy in your pillowcase, and you're gonna be like "Whats this?" and it's gonna be because I PUT A TURD IN THERE!
John: You put your turd in my bed, I skin you
Deputy: Oh it won't be my turd. It'll be Jacob's!
Jacob (laughs loudly): I have famously huge turds
Joseph: We're about to die, and this is what we're discussing?!?
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johnseedfanclub · 4 days ago
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Angel coming home after getting chased by 20 peggies while being high off his ass
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rainbow-graves · 4 days ago
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Like, can we talk about how expansive the farcry 5 fandom is ????
C'mon this little open world annual installment from the guys who desaturated open world games has managed to impact us collectively enough that theres a fanzine, an interconnected universe of OCs, enough fan writing to fill the library of alexandria and my personal favorite, comprehensive essays on who made the watery mac and cheese
Thats it... thats the post, I just think its amazing that a frankly mediocre fps can be THAT deep and shape so many lives, including my own
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mrspaigeomega · 4 days ago
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Prior to John's birth.
I believe Jacob and Joseph watched wrestling (secretly). They would go to places where there were televisions, and would watch it to escape their home life OR, I'm pretty Jacob stole one of those small antenna tvs and hid it somewhere in their room.
1980s wrestling the Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, Brutus Beefcake, and "Macho Man" Randy Savage era.
I also believe Jacob was a fan of Jake "The Snake" Roberts. After John's birth they would continue with the "tradition" go to some secret location and watch wrestling to hide from old man Seed.
You can't convince me other wise!!!!
EDIT: I'M PRETTY SURE TODDLER JOHN SEED DID HULK HOGAN POSE IMPRESSIONS
YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME!!!!!
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athenalillystar · 4 days ago
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Another preview from the New Dawn series, and a part that I'm proud of ❤❤❤. Thank you @mrspaigeomega for having me help out with the series 😊😁❤
“I’ve seen this man before” Daenerys whispers to Cristina, “When I was 6”.
Recognizing Joseph, now knowing he was the same man she met once when she was a child, when he offered her some food all those years ago. Also not knowing this man is her uncle.
“You’ve come seeking help. I can’t give you any, only God can, but he has a plan for you” Joseph continues. 
He points up towards the edge of a cliff with a tree with pink leaves on it, next to a waterfall. In place where the old dam was before the collapse happened. “Come. walk with me”. 
He guides Captain to the tree by the waterfall, the other two follow behind, then Daenerys suddenly stops right before she passes the curtain. 
She looks to the right, next to some wooden pots, on the floor she sees a box with some faded photos, and other sheets of paper. Being a nosy and curious child, she kneels in front of it, going through the pictures. 
As she looks through them she pulls out one photo, very little color on it, some scratches and fades with Joseph, and 3 others. 2 men and 1 woman. Guessing it’s his family. Cristina looks back and notices her cousin isn’t following behind her, she goes back inside, and sees her looking through a box.
“What’s that?” she asks her. Looking over her shoulder. 
“A photo” she replies, “Of Joseph, and I believe his family”. 
If Kate was there, she would be telling herself that one of the other 2 men in the photo is her family. The one that is on the left behind Joseph, is her birth father. Jacob and Joseph being her uncles, and Faith, Rachel being her adopted- aunt. 
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