#jon sulkily: i can be brutal and violent too!!

[trensu]

Awww, I’m glad that Jon gets a slice of cat heaven in this AU! I don’t know if Gerry is alive in this AU, but if he is, what if he shows up in the Beholding episode? (Jolias tries to barge in into the episode, but quickly gets kicked out).

I'm thinking Gerry is in the Leitner Episode tbh. Possibly in book form. Idk yet. But Elias definitely tries to barge into the Beholding episode. He forgot to take into account the fact that literally everybody hates him.

Elias: Hello, everyone! I thought I'd offer my experience and knowledge to this epi-

[Melanie roars into the scene holding a knife. Elias staggers back with a yelp]

Melanie: get back here you cowardly bastard!!

Elias: Jon, control your crew! gET THIS MADWOMAN AWAY FROM ME!!

Jon, leaning cheerfully on a set piece: Can't. The Eye told me not to. In fact, the Eye told me Daisy should also get involved!

[Daisy whooshes past him as he says this, her teeth bared and sharp. Elias screams. Jon grins.]

Jon: we can't deny our master. Isn't that right, Jonah?

Elias, desperate: Martin! Martin, Jon will get in trouble if you let this happen! You don't want Jon to lose his show, do you?

Martin: what's that, Elias? I can't hear you over all the shouting.

[A fog rolls in suddenly. It envelopes Elias and takes him away as it dissipates. Daisy and Melanie are left tussling together for a split second before they realize their victim/prey is gone. They snarl simultaneously]

Daisy: god FUCKING damn it!

Melanie: that fucking arsehole got away!!

Jon: why does Peter-fucking-Lukas have to ruin everything all the time??

Martin: Maybe i could go into the Lonely and--

Jon: NO! I-I mean, no. That's not necessary. We'll have other chances later.

Martin, playfully: what, did the Eye tell you that too?

Jon, keeping a very straight face: Yes. Beholding and I have a special bond and it tells me these things.

[A pause before Martin dissolves into full-bodied laughter. Jon watches him, utterly entranced. Daisy knocks her shoulder into his as she walks back to her post and mutters 'get it together sims' with a sly grin. Jon reddens and fixes his gaze to the ground. This episode never airs due to excessive swearing but the footage is found and circulated on the internet anyway.)

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #melanie king #daisy tonner #martin blackwood #jon's creeping terror fun fact corner #trensu replies #trensu tells stories #anon #anonymous #jon should be allowed a little brutal pipe murder as a treat #but daisy and melanie are far more aggressive than he is so they always get to have fun and be Violent before he can get the chance #jon sulkily: i can be brutal and violent too!! #martin patting his hand comfortingly: im sure you can Jon #jonmartin