#joke is on the ghost

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[prismit]

to any nonbinary people reading this, never forget:

you can collect SOUL by striking enemies. once enough SOUL is collected, you can hold B to focus SOUL and regain health.

#ghost town... 2! #hollow knight #idk my brain hurts lmao. too much beat saber. sorry if someone's already made this joke lol it happens

[daily-spooky]

Your daily dose of spooky posts

#funny #lol #haha #humor #jokes #ghosts #halloween #spooky #spooky season #memes #meme #black and white #art #comics #words #quotes

[thecindercrow]

#ghost trick #disco elysium #apologies if someone's already made this joke lol #I'm only 13 years late to one of these games/fandoms #who else is up losing their memories and dying ass-up before being asked to solve everyone's mysterious problems

[tinyspectre]

that’s rough buddy

#BIG mood for this week #He’s had to have made this joke at least once #But at what cost #Danny phantom #dp #human danny #ghost danny #phanart #dp fanart #spectres art

[smilesrobotlover]

Ignore the fact that Link has also been there for 100 years he actually has a good reason.

#and Rhoam is a ghost #so it really is haunted #I just know that I’m gonna get some people like #‘um ACTUALLY ☝️🤓’ #it’s a joke just enjoy the joke #breath of the wild #legend of zelda #legend of zelda breath of the wild

[satoshy12]

The Jokes of the Ghost:

While de-aged, Danny stumbles into the Joker's hideout. Nothing special; it's a Clown. Well, Danny can prank him! The spirits around him all told him what they wanted to do to this clown. But no death, they don't want his ghost near Gotham, but very far away.

So Danny was causing harm with playful ghostly antics that turned the Joker's plans into comedy. Danny played pranks on the poor Joker for already one month. The Joker can't even leave the room without getting a bowling ball in his balls or a stumple to fall on his face. The money he stole is gone, the food he eats is rotten, or worse, his car is frozen solid, or his weapons are fake guns.

Much to the amusement of Gotham.

Then, one day, an angry joker and the police see who gave him all the problems. It was a meta! Dressed in a Bat Onesie.

#danny phantom #dp #dc #dcau #dc comics #danny fenton #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp + dc #batman #Joker #de-aged danny #de aged #baby Danny #toddler Danny #Gotham #Ghost of Gotham #humilating Jokes #Danny is dressed as Batman #a bat onesie!!

[bluerosefox]

No Longer In Service

Okay

Okay

hear me out

Ghost King Danny Summoning!

The heroes fail to stop it, everyone is panicking, they feel like they’ve truly failed to stop it. etc etc

EVERYONE is ready to fight for their final life.

They’re as ready as they can be to go against something so evil JLD are scared of it.

SO when the dome that was sealing them away from the summoner finally shatters they are expecting some huge eldritch being, something made of pure nightmares... Only...

Only to find an old tape recorder in the middle of the summoning circle...

Everything is dead silent. No one moves...

Then it clicks on and makes a loud noise.

The noise?

It was the no longer in service beep.

“We’re, not, sorry.” a teenage voice began after the beep ended, startling everyone as they weren’t expecting this at all “But the Ghost King you are trying to reach is no longer in service or rather King anymore. Thus any big evil world ending plans you have made will not be approved during my reign. Please, get a life and try to actually live it because I will not be ending anyone's or mass genocide anything... Also to the really insane Fruitloop that tried summoning a being with the warning of "will cause the end of your world". I am the Ghost King now, eventually everything and everyone will enter my domain regardless of who, when, how, or why. That is something I can wait for, I got no reason to speed it up.... So have a pleasant day and enjoy being arrested or ended for doing this dumb summoning if you decided to do this in front of like everyone in your world or something... Goodbye!”

The world went silent after that.

That...

None of them were expecting that at all.

#Danny Phantom #DPDC #dp x dc #dcxdp #ghost king danny #danny phantom dc #Danny trolls those who summon him #he can sense the intent of his summoners #so whenever he feels a fruitloop trying to summon him he sends an old tape recorder #Tucker helped him set it up #But this leads to... so many questions #'who gave the very powerful title of Ghost King to a teen?! #the adults are questioning it #their teenage sidekicks though? they get it #its funny #all this power #and yet they do dumb and questionable jokes #and memes #dpdc #dpxdc

[wombywoo]

spring 🌼🌧️

#cod #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soapghost #my art #this is part of my series of 'johhny telling a really stupid joke across all the seasons' and this one finally landed 🤙 #anyway I frogot autumn because I'm an idiot but just pretend I did one! #frogot....keeping it 👍

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Simon: My bluetooth speaker wasn't working so I threw it into a lake. Y/N: Why? Simon: Now it's syncing Y/N: I'm leaving you

#call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #incorrect call of duty quotes #incorrect cod quotes #incorrect quotes #cod incorrect quotes #ghost #ghost cod #ghost mw2 #simon ghost riley #dad jokes #bad jokes #simon riley #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #simon ghost x reader #ghost x y/n #ghost x reader #ghost x you #cod mw3 #cod mw2 #cod x reader #cod mwii

[temeyes]

ok but what if i don't wanna,,,, (full fuckboi simon's over here)

#fuckboi simon riley is back in the HOUSEEEEE #joke ANYWAY!! just wanted to test out some brushes i bought but never used LOL #my art #2024 #call of duty #call of duty: modern warfare #call of duty: modern warfare ii #call of duty: modern warfare iii #cod #cod mw #cod mwii #cod mwiii #modern warfare #mw #mw2 #mw3 #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost #ghost cod #art #fanart #digital art #digital drawing #digital painting #video games #activision

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

One of those "Danny needs a consort" fics where a bunch of people are invited to a mass speed dating event. The invitation uses prettier words but thats what this is. Now Batman wants to go get a look a this super powerful being and see if he's a threat or ally, and would you look at that, most of his children fall into the age bracket the invitation specifies 

(or maybe the batkids have just been touched by death enough they're viable candidates and got personalized invitations. Either way Bruce wants to go)

So Batman says a few of his kids will go and he's tagging along as a "chaperone". Maybe a few other JL members do the same with their proteges. The hard part for Bruce is actually getting his kids to agree to go. The biggest surprise is Jason finds out and demands to go.

Now Jason, a known lover of regency period romances, read a copy of the invitation the JL got and knew exactly what this was. There will be a ball. The word "courting" was used. This is a chance to live out his secret romance novel dreams and nothing is getting in the way of that. So he calls the batfam to say he's going

The batfam are like flabbergasted that Jason wants to go to a spooky speed dating event but it has the added bonus of getting the kids to start volunteering bc they have to know why Jason is so excited about this

#hinacu xover #dead on main #dp x dc #dc x dp prompt #jason todd #danny phantom #ghost king danny #ghost writer came up with the idea. danny shouldve known better than to agree #everyone is making death jokes left and right and jason is having SO MUCH fun

[deadsetobsessions]

Green Lantern hovered in the doorway of the med bay. He’d been summoned, but he had no idea what for.

“You know, spooky, some of us have lives to get back to. Not everyone can exist off of just work and blood or whatever,” Hal poked fun at Batman, who rubbed at his jaw tiredly. Hal blinked, stamping down the guilt that arose at Batsy’s uncharacteristic show of any emotion other than stone cold rationality or exasperation or anger. At least they’ve moved past grunts. That just lends credence to Hal’s theory of Batman being an immortal, like Vandal Savage. Batman could totally pass for a caveman, he’s got the grunts down, for sure.

“Still not a vampire. We found the Ghost King. The one the GIW was trying to hide in their records.”

“Well, shit.” Hal’s expression flattened, remembering the unsanctioned government branch that violated the Meta Rights act to a degree where even Amanda Waller had washed her hands of them. Bats had found evidence that they were experimenting on a child when a “source” had hacked into the base and begged them to find the child. Phantom, the hacker had claimed, who had managed to destroy the portal to the Infinite Realms

Batman had tried to boot the guy out of the system, until the hacker told them Phantom was the King of the Infinite Realms.

That got Constantine terrified, which urged Batman into a full hunting mode to track down the king. Mostly in part because Constantine said something along the lines of, “If the King dies, the Infinite Realms will wage war and decimate us. And considering they’re the realm of the dead, we’d lose so badly, even the demons won’t help us out for our bloody souls.”

Granted, he didn’t have that terrible British accent Hal attached to his voice every time the Green Lantern thought about the sad trench coat wizard, but the point still stood.

“He’s not fully conscious due to… his injuries, but the moments where he was, he reacted best to the color green.”

Hal did not want to know what kind of creepy stalker things Batman did to get that knowledge.

“Oh, great. You called me because I’m green,” he said to Batman as he floated into the med bay. “I can be green. I’m amazing at being green.”

Even with the sarcastic tone, Hal made sure to up his lantern aura, glowing a bright neon green. It wouldn’t do to help start a war if he wasn’t green enough.

Hal looked at the Ghost King, and yeah, he could see why Bats was so off his stoic face game today. Because the Ghost King looked like a teenager, and Bats is a bleeding heart and everyone knows it.

Hal waved away Batman, “Go back to Gotham and drink your true blood or whatever. You look like you’ve seen the sun too much.”

Translation: go home, you look tired.

Batman nodded, in thanks, and left to sleep (probably. Hal has never caught the man doing something so… plebeian). Hal is left playing babysitter. To an inter dimensional being that could- probably more like “would,” considering the live dissection he went through at the hands of humans- destroy their entire planet and/or universe. Another Tuesday for the Justice League.

#danny phantom #batman #dc x dp #bruce wayne #hal jordan #green lantern #being as neon green as a ghost #justice league #jla #Hal Jordan’s love language is making shitty jokes and childish insults #Danny Phantom is not having a great time #danny fenton #ghost king danny #Batman is a good batdad #Hal Jordan is the funcle #The GIW #tucker foley #who is a bamf hacker #he hacks on a pda do you know how hard that is

[jay-wasstuff]

#thats his employee. it was never going to work out. :(( #LMFAOOO PLEASSEEE!!! i hope he joking because there is no way THAT is where the line is drawn with casual murder #and that dead wife ghost roomate adopted son storyline or whatever it was 😭😭 im still confused on that one ngll #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #nandor #guillermo #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless

[spacedace]

Quick dp x dc prompt:

The BatFam finds out via getting tagged a million times on any and all social media sites that Damian apparently got drunkenly married to Jon & Elle while the three were in Las Vegas.

And that alone is making them all lose their collective minds, but somehow there's yet still more on top of that punch in the face because apparently the three didn't get married as Damian Wayne, Jon Kent and Elle Nightingale.

Oh no, that'd be way too easy to handle when it came to how the press and wider world reacted to the youngest son and until very recently one of the most eligible bachelors in the world getting married at three in the morning in a haunted-house themed 24-hour Vegas chapel by a guy dressed up like Zombie Elvis.

No, instead the three of them got married as civilian Damian Wayne and very much not civilians Superboy/Jon-El the Son of Superman and Nomad/Stella Phantom the Crown Princess of the Infinite Realms.

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also bonus meme stuff, this is absolutely how Damian, Jon and Elle greet the paparazzi upon stumbling out of the chapel and the images being shared absolutely everywhere. Steph frames them and hangs them up as the three's "Wedding Photos" because she finds it absolutely hilarious:

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc writing prompt #super serious chaos #Super Serious Chaos #damian wayne #jon el kent #jon kent #dani phantom #danielle phantom #superfam #batfam #ghost king danny #batfam & superfam are losing their collective minds over this #meanwhile the rest of the justice league is playing rock paper scissors on who is gonna have to break the news to King Phantom #Danny for his part thinks its hilarious #but its even *funnier* to not tell anyone that and let them think he's pissed about it #Dick *specifically told* Damian not to get wasted and marry anyone when the three of them went on this trip #He said it as a *joke* but *still* what the hell Damian

[sleepire]

Local dead people congregate

#danny phantom #jason todd #dc x dp #danny fenton #red hood #dcxdp #local ghosts #and dead people #zombie? #batfam #Jason is teaching danny how to shoot people #in the knees #bruce gets double headache #the dead jokes would be PHENOMENAL #the sillys