#john you can fly just pull a megaman and walk on the water

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JOHN: fine, i admit it. i still cant swim! 

JOHN: i never took those lessons at the community pool. :/

JADE: john, you promised!!

JOHN: they wanted to put me in the beginners class with the little kids! i cant be swimming around with a bunch of five year olds!!

JOHN: they can be so cruel when they sense weakness.

DAVE: thats why on the first day you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard

JADE: dave, thats prison.

DAVE: only if you let it be

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #john egbert #jade harley #dave strider #mod terezi #source: sonic boom #john you can fly just pull a megaman and walk on the water #oh yeah I guess jesus did that too #submission