#jk I want to die

[dawnbreakersgaze]

Oh yeah? 😭

Just go ahead and stomp all over my heart and hopes and dreams you big fat liar face

I saw the way you were looking at MC

You can't hide your stupid lovesick puppy eyes from me you blushing fishy man. That's not the face of someone who isn't smitten with the person in front of him 😏

Also I just need to talk about the fact that MC tells him "oh yeah if humans found out you were Lemurian they'd lock you up and make you cry pearls forever"

So what does this dorkass do?

Walks in to a human festival, declares himself a Lemurian in front of a group of kids (you know, those tiny people who are notorious for being really good at keeping secrets) and then proceeds to tell them all of the standard tales of said lemurians like their of tears of pearls and siren songs etc.

Rafayel is a menace. To himself and his people lmao. I love him. I absolutely, with my whole being, love him.

#lnds spoilers #help ive fallen into Lemuria and i cant get up #jk leave me here i want to die here #lnds #love and deepspace #lads #l&ds #love & deepspace #rafayel #god of the tides rafayel #rafayel love and deepspace

[tough-n-dumb]

freddy telling huffpost he “was gutted” when s&b was cancelled and then saying that kaz was his favorite role actually makes me want to take a long walk off a short pier

#six of crows #shadow and bone #freddy carter #i want to die (jk. kind of)

[dulcesiabits]

Yanqing: on my way to fight my dad’s ex boyfriends. I’ll post the fight video when I’m done

*Later*

Yanqing: THEY KICKED MY ASS. IM NOT POSTING THAT

#liya chats #honkai star rail #yanqing #honkai star rail spoilers #spoilers #SORRY I CANT STOP LAUGHING #JY: sending my 14 year old disciple to fight the two most deadly criminals in xianzhou #he will either succeed or die in battle. wish him luck #dh: I. I don’t want to fight a child. #blade pushing him aside: I DO. fuck them kids #jk I actually believe JY did that for YQ to learn some humility LOL

[btwn2lungs]

i keep seeing posts saying “goodbye!” and “this was a lot of fun!” where are you going??? we need to sit in this shit for at least 6 more months!

pull out your art supplies and keyboards because it’s not over yet!

#and by 6 more months i mean the rest of our lives #i will keep this fandom alive with my own two hands i swear to god and that’s a threat! #golden wind ended 20 years ago and the anime was like 6 years ago??? BUT IM HERE BITCH #bruno and leone are alive and well in my heart #and Miri is still 5 years old in my heart #i want to write at least 3 fics i swear ill do it soon like very soon! #if you’re a writer please please keep writing! especially if you haven’t finished your work! especially if i subscribed to it lmfao jk #there’s so much potential for fan fiction and art!! don’t let it die please :( #kazurei #buddy daddies #suwa rei #kurusu kazuki #riz rambles:bd

[vulpinesaint]

i need everybody ever to watch this video actually. the issue is not difficult but if you’re somehow still feeling uncertain in any way about hogwarts legacy watch the video. they say it well and they say it with confidence and i love them actually

#hogwarts legacy #all of their videos on the topic are extremely good. downloaded the tiktok app so i could save this one on my phone #fr though it is really Not That Complicated. and none of your arguments to the contrary are good #if you still interact with harry potter i don’t like you and i don’t want you in my spaces. #if you’re going to play hogwarts legacy i hate you actually. and i am going to respectfully posit that you fuck off #nd i don’t care if you’re trans or queer or whatever. wearing a pronouns pin while you send money to legislate trans people out of existence #is not a cute look nor does it excuse you from moral culpability. #if ppl wanna start a fight in the comments i’m happy to tell you to go fuck yourself and die though it’ll help me blow off some steam <3 #valentine notes #harry potter #jk rowling #anti harry potter #anti jkr #anti hogwarts legacy #not even to MENTION the racism and antisemitism. dear fucking god

[ivy-saurs]

tumblr is gonna die… unless we put on the best talent show this town has ever seen

#jk i don’t think it’s actually gonna die any time soon tbh i just wanted to shitpost

[yamsgarden]

You have a family now

You can’t just leave T3T

Edit: Just added a few more flowers and adjusted other things T3T

#jk jk #i jsut been finally playing the post game #and eh #some scense hit me real hard #and id ont want boo to be in pain #but hes kinda cursed #what ur gonna do #depression depression #tales of vesperia #raven #judith #karol #rita #estelle #yuri lowell #repede #my art #sorry i ahve a big raven phase #but itll die down #someday #maybe

[valekim]

▶ Tsuiraku JK to Haijin Kyoushi - ep. 7 “Is there anything you want?" "A family."

#when he calls her by her name!!! #in the previous scene he says: #''but what i want for now is you jk. wear ribbons all over your body and give yourself to me'' #he's so unserious lmao #and then she says: #''when i give my family a present someday i don't think i'll call you teacher.'' #he has literally heart eyes when he hears that #tsuiraku jk to haijin kyoushi #love me before you die #墜落JKと廃人教師 #the fallen high school girl and the crippled teacher #my gif #gif: jk #shoujo #live action #drama #jdrama #jk #ochiai mikoto #takaishi akari #sensei #haiba jin #hashimoto ryo

[madrewrites]

so my day has been irreversibly ruined

#harry potter #harry potter hbo #harry potter series #harry potter reboot #harry potter hbo series #i want to die #the last adaptation literally only finished in 2011 #jk rowling has outed herself as a horrible person since then #why tf are you remaking the series? #why put money directly into her pocket? #stop trying to compete with percy jackson and just fucking CHILL #and donate to trans causes while you're at it #hey actually here's an idea #take all the funding for this shit and give it to a trans foundation #holy FUCK #OR #GIVE IT TO A JEWISH FOUNDATION #and on passover of all nights to learn this #someone get daniel radcliffe on the phone right now i need to speak with him #as a matter of urgency

[honey-milk-depresso]

so like- yeah hit me with the ball so i can perish-

#FUCKKSDJLSKDKSDSJDK #ace trappola #twst #twisted wonderland #honey.random #I WANT TO DIE- #DISAPPEAR #SELF DELETUS- #YANA- #WTF- #JSHDJKDSJDKJSDKJSD #YOU PUT ME THRU GALA A*E #THEN FCKING T*EY SSR VARGAS CAMP- #THEN T*EY AND A*E'S FLOWER BIRTHDAY- #A*UL'S MASQURADE EVENT- #NOW FUCKING A*E'S BASKETBALL OUTFIT LIKE WTF- #ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME- #(jk yana love you but why-) #IS SHE FUCKING AFTER ME??? #WTF IS THIS- #ITS LIKE THE THREE OF THEM ALL GANGING UP ON ME AND MY SAVINGS THAT WERE ALREADY NOT MUCH TO BEGIN WITH0 #BRUHHSDJSHGDHJSD #FUCKLDJSKJDSKDSD

[suburbanlegnd]

I WANT TO FEEL SO GATSBY FOR A WHOLE YEAR!!!

#ever since i was a kid i knew i wanted to be rich #I JUST WANT TO ENJOY MY LIFE IN PEACE AND DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY! #'yoh just have to go to work 🤪🤪' no tf i can't and I won't stfu #I WANNA DIE /JK #rambles

[significant-ace-nnoyance]

EVERYONE SHUT UP.

thank you for coming to my ted talk

#would die for this girl ngl #LOOK AT HER FACE #you dont even want to know how many hours ive spent analyzing the microexpressions on leahs face in this scene #and crossreferencing them with annabeth lore and characterization #no one will ever understand her like i do #jk i hope people do #because shes amazing #and SO COOL #and so layered and traumatized :( and lovely and SO MUCH MORE TO COME #annabeth chase #percy jackson #pjo <3

[kitnapz]

dawg writing and analyzing is so hard i was meant to be a memorization machine

#im jk bc i am in fact a die hard humanities girl but studying for econ was so much easier than writing this analysis paper #like why cant i just memorize a quizlet . i wasnt built for this #THE CRAZY THING IS I DO ENJOY PAPERS JUST NOT THIS ONE LIKE. WHY DID THEY MAKE IT SO LONG #12-15 pages do you want me to die honestly

[martianbugsbunny]

Secret Invasion Spoilers

My sister blames me for what happened to Talos. She told me I "have to stop having blorbos because they all die". Sorry Talos nation

#she's furious at me btw #she ships espionage husbands too #we're a family of taste #talos #secret invasion #secret invasion spoilers #blorbo #maybe my last one ever #jk I would say what's the point of having blorbos if they all just die but that's what fic is for! and I love writing fic so.... #they're dedicating an entire new wing of the Blorbo Cemetery TM to me tomorrow #also if you actually read that post your natural curiosity to just click on the read more without context astounds me #and also you're fun #absolutely gone about the fact that he now has a date of death on the mcu wiki #also I want to bite some jugulars #martian's sister

[r0nnietherat]

it's always ethical to project mommy issues on dennis reynolds

I wonder if he ever went to go visit her or if he straight up never talked to his parents for years. Did post-college Denny go visit her on holidays? Did college Denny deliver her a card and flowers on Mother’s Day? Or was he doing his own thing?

#I WISH my mommy was a skeleton #EAGLES PLAY TODAY GO BIRDS #sorry I leave you on read so much anon #you’re still my bestie #jk I don’t want my mom to die sorry mom :( fuck you I resent you you’re a terrible mom buttttttt I don’t want you to die <3 #dennis reynolds #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #iasip

[toastsnaffler]

everyone say thank u to my roommate for going to visit her parents this weekend so I can jack it loud and nasty 🙏

#i love her but there are some benefits to having the flat to myself.... love getting to wander around in just my boxers + a tshirt too #things i could do while she was still here if i wasnt a pussy 🙄 #jk itd just make her uncomfortable and im too respectful for that #having a lowkey crush on her is an endless comedy to me bc we would be so woefully incompatible romantically #and also sexually.. historically ive only ever stone topped bc ive never been comfortable enough w anyone to let them fuck me #despite very much Not being stone or exclusively a top. and i think shes some form of sex repulsed anyway so like. sits there dead silence #and also shes so in love with her other friends and i showed up late to that party.... ive been feeling kinda guilty lately bc ik- #she misses them a lot and wishes we'd be able to stay roommates w them too. and im a pretty poor replacement for them tbh #and i love spending time with her but whenever i do i feel kinda painfully aware im not them like i could never fill that space #and asking to hang out more with her always feels like im taking away from time she could be talking to them. or even being alone ik she- #likes her own company and i get that a lot too so its chill but ahh.. man #i dont mean this in a bitter or jealous way at all like theyre all such sweet ppl i couldnt ever hold it against them #theyre kind of a 3 headed cerberus type situation and im like. the stray puppy they found on the side of the road #theres nothing they can do differently i was just born to be alienated from other ppl forever until i die. and someday i hope ill- #finally get used to it and accept i wont ever feel like im enough for anyone else or feel like anything else is enough for me #old wounds healed over 5082 times that still hurt to touch but i cant help pressing my fingers into them anyway bc its a familiar pain etc #anyway lost where i was going with this its just been on my mind again recently. i hate to be pitied i hate to feel like im only included- #bc they didnt want me to feel left out i hate feeling like a shoddy secondhand stand-in and its been a lot of that lately #also been a little annoyed bc sometimes it feels like shes trying to micromanage my social life and girl. we're not close enough for that #im sure its well intentioned but im not part of what they have going on i cant compete in that ring so dont try to push me into it.. #ahhh. its all ok tho one of the guys is coming to visit next month which will be rly fun but ill try to give them some space too #its good at least im doing this processing now bc group situations can be spike traps of triggers for me sometimes #regardless of how good friends i am w ppl and ive already had a wobble a few weeks ago w how i cope and i dont want it to become a #fully fledged regular issue again bc its so hard to crawl back out of that pit. anyway losing coherence here im gonna stop rambling #and go make myself an early dinner and then back to drawing........ #sorry for long tags if ur reading this blows u a kiss but go find a better use of ur time girl!! #.diaries