#jimmys bullshit

[marvelousstrings]

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flower husbands crumbs

#empires smp #empires smp fanart #flower husbands #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #smajor1995 #smajor fanart #dangthatsalongname #amigurumi #marvelousstrings #bringing this back in 2024 bc im still on the same bullshit lol #yes i make crochet dolls so i can make them kiss behind a dandelion #and no one can stop me

[hannibard]

I think Will Graham's problem is that he's constantly surrounded by only 4 groups of people: therapists, serial killers, cops and dogs. No wonder he ended up like That.

#imagine if he at least had 1 friend that was none of the above #who just talked with him normally and without all the pretentious metaphorical bullshit #imagine #will graham #hannibal #text #shitpost #crack #hannibal lecter #hannigram #alana bloom #bedelia du maurier #jack crawford #brian zeller #jimmy price #beverly katz #garret jacob hobbs #abel gideon #tobias budge #matthew brown #francis dolarhyde #mine #crispy

[cloverjelly]

life series duos as songs!

1- team rancher (tango and jimmy) - born to die by lana del rey

song analysis under the cut! (lowk this post is more writing than drawing lol, if u read the analysis ilysm)

feet dont fail me now, take me to the finish line / oh, my heart, it breaks every step i take / but im hoping that the gates, they'll tell you that you're mine - both of these little guys are cursed in horrible ways (peep the target on tango and the arrow in jimmy) but its ok bc they ~love eachother~!!

the road is long, we carry on / try to have fun in the meantime - this holds a lot of significance to double life - they were both kinda doomed from the beginning but still managed to make THE RANCH THAT SHIT AFFECTED ME EMOTIONALLY

choose your last words, this is the last time / cause you and i, we were born to die - same as before! since tango and jimmy r cursed they go into games ready to die <33

(not song related) - the target above tangos head is abt his insignificant death curse, and the arrow in jimmy head is the canary curse. this is mostly about double life; for the curses to come true, aka the arrow meeting its target (bc it always comes true), it has to cross through and kill both tango and jimmy! :)

#IM BACK ON MY BULLSHIT WOOOOOO #life smp #traffic smp #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #team rancher #rancher duo #solidaritek #jelly jar #prob not gonna be a series #but this is fun!

[anthurak]

Underrated part of the episode: Moxxie being an unhinged, feral murder-gremlin who wants nothing more than to just go all Camp Crystal Lake on this dumbass camp councilor.

I feel like Moxxie is more like his wife than we give him credit for... XD

#helluva boss #moxxie #helluva moxxie #blitzo #helluva blitzo #moxxie cares nothing for his boss's family bullshit #and just wants to murder the fuck out of this jimmy guy #i like that we got to see mox go all slasher-movie villain in this episode XD

[candysharkart]

genecore clothes (somewhere around junior year)

#candy shark #fan work #Bob's Burgers #fan design #back on my fiddling with age progression designs bullshit #alex uses she/her and jimmy jr loves to mosh

[mcybree]

this scott 3l rewatch it so so strange. i was right with my original notes, their relationship does not read nearly as scary from the scott pov and im really wondering why this is. My first theory was that it was an editing style thing or a background music thing or maybe the specific scenes that are missing but now that I’m really thinking about it I Dont Know

#bree barks so fucking loud #Ignore me. Insanity #but yeah beyond the first episode or so this rewatch has been a lot more chill in terms of My Emotions #scott is typically off doing his own thing. I only get sad when I think about dialogue thats not even included in his pov #see: ‘that experience is too far away for me to get’ specifically #or the implications of what he’s saying sometimes… what im trying to say is i get why the fh maintag is so pissed abt whatever im doing #you have to think about it a bit to Get It i think. Bc if you just turn your brain off while watching scott 3l its chill #meanwhile in the jimmy pov you get the episode 1 martyn intervention bullshit making you think about it from the start. Does this make sens #deranged.fh.posting

[halfofus-blog]

One of my favourite things about Jimmy and Kim is that they just move in together? Like at some point in season 2 they're just practically living together and there's absolutely no mention of it.

I love how much the show subverts all of the normal TV relationship tropes. They never have a proper conversation about it that we see, it just happens.

This show is masterful at subverting normal relationship tropes. They are together from almost the start. There's never any love triangle because it's so clear that they are made for each other. Every time you think they're gonna fight or break up or be jealous they aren't. It's genuinely masterful.

What a feeling it is to know that everyone involved in the ship loves it just as much as you - writers, producers, directors, actors. It's the antithesis to something like Killing Eve and I feel so taken care of. They love Jimmy and Kim the way I love them and that's beautiful.

#back on my bullshit #I cannot and will not get over them #better call saul #mcwexler #kim wexler #jimmy mcgill

[nerdy-valkyrie]

MUSHROOM HUSBANDS

MUSHROOM HUSBANDS

MUSHROOM HUSBANDS

#val's random bullshit #flower husbands #new life smp #new life series #new life scott #new life jimmy

[simm-mouse]

Smoochin at the new years party😘😘

Speaking of Cash Monet and Louie Bricks, they're just over this open secret of a relationship

Also, here's a doodle of Scary Mary for @simstraffikcone! She's one of my favorites too

#my bullshit #my art #fanart #the sims urbz #the sims urbz console version #jimmy two shoes #diva roma #cash monet #louie bricks #scary mary

[zevlor]

crying to rio about how bcs fucked me up especially jimmy and chucks relationship and how much it kills me and how much i hate chuck and also how i need to rewatch bcs so badly i think i will do that

#ori. #gonna be back on my bcs bullshit just wait #oh but i miss it so much but rio refuses to watch it with me im crying pls #i need someone to experience my jimmy mcgill obsession hes so personal to me

[jeysuso]

So here’s what I’m thinking, since Jimmy Uso’s in such a careful predicament, and since he’s so eager to please the Tribal Chief, right? And put an end to the “Sami Zayn problem”? Right? Here’s what I’m gonna do, Jimmy. I’m gonna give you an opportunity. I’m gonna let you try to live up to your responsibility for Roman Reigns. This Monday, in Boston. You remember Boston, right? War Games? The city that hosted War Games, the one night where the Bloodline finally came together. Even Jey Uso who hadn’t trusted me in all that time finally accepted me as one of his own, where the Bloodline finally came together as one…

#sami zayn #jimmy uso #jey uso #wweedit #the bloodline #smackdown lowdown #CALL HIS ASS OUT SAMI. CALL IT. #i'm expecting jey to show up and ruin everything on god #or kevin owens honestly #and it'll be like. kevin and sami beating up jimmy #then jey comes out and that's where this bullshit tag match might come from that shouldn't exist #but who knows #sami saying feeling ucey to jimmy like that though got me feeling some type of way #but even jey uso who hadn't trusted me in all that time finally accepted me as one of his own #AS ONE OF HIS OWN 😭😭😭😭 #bro they don't even gotta interact and i'm screaming #mygifs*

[br1ghtestlight]

random late night thoughts on my famous jimmy junior concept (specifically w/ tinimmy)

jimmy jr moved away in his sophmore year of high school because his mom got him accepted into a really good and well respected performing arts school in california. mom moved to california to live with him while he auditioned and studied and dad stayed behind with andy and ollie (they both missed their mom and jimmy jr SOO MUCH but they'd get to visit during the summer and spring/winter breaks)

tina and jimmy jr continued on again off again dating thru 8th 9th and 10th grades but they were always friends so tina took it super hard when jimmy jr moved away </3 she dated a few guys after him but honestly despite being a hopeless romantic she never felt much of a spark. i think she just missed him too much & never got over her first love. she vowed off dating until after high school

she definitely cried everyday for WEEKS when he actually moved away and stopped hanging out with her friend group w/ tammy and jocelyn. she still kept in contact with zeke but he had a pretty busy life at that point too yknow how it is

jimmy jr would call and text with tina and their friend group sometimes but he got really busy w/ school and life so they eventually fell out of contact. the type of middle school friend you only keep up with through their occasional facebook status updates

jimmy jr got his big break and became a famous teenage heartthrob type when he was around 17 years old and he did NOOOT take it well at all lol he got a huge ego and made so many terrible decisions <3 bless his heart <3 maybe he even thought he was too good for seymour's bay or his friends back home even though i think secretly he missed them. basically stopped talking to his family around this time. super weird for everybody who knew him in seymour's bay that he was now famous and totally idolized but he became something of a local legend to their town like "the birthplace of jimmy pesto jr omg" which was probably good for tourism

jimmy pesto's also got more randos visiting his restaurant because they wanted to see where jimmy jr grew up and harass his family basically lmao which jimmy pesto HATED especially since he became estranged from jimmy jr

it probably settled down after a few years when everybody realized jimmy pesto doesnt talk to his son and also he's an asshole

tina was always very proud of jimmy jr even as his friend because she knew how important dancing and attention/fame had always been to jimmy jr and his passion for it (she'd known him since kindergarten obviously!!!!) so she was always cheering him on like yay ^_^ she might attend an event he was doing locally but ngl he did stay clear of seymour's bay feeling like he had unfinished business there he didnt want to think about. tina was genuinely just happy for him & mostly over her feelings for him

she DID buy all his merch even the cheesy shirtless posters that were definitely made for 12 year old girls to kiss at night. she's LOYAL OKAY!!!!!!

because jimmy jr never came around to seymour's bay and avoided the area he kind of got a reputation with the locals that he thought he was "too good to acknowledge where he came from" so their opinion of him is slightly negative tbh. which isnt UNTRUE but it was less about the town himself and more about the people he left behind

jimmy jr found it really hard to make genuine friendships at his new school bcuz everybody was always trying to compete with each other and eventually he just stopped trying so he's been very socially isolated for a long time which DIDNT help his mental health. he never had another close friend like tina or zeke it was mostly just random party buddies and one night stands but nobody he could be himself around :(

jimmy pesto's relationship with jimmy jr in this fic is much too complicated to describe in a tumblr post lol but its very. uhh. they both want the best for each other and jimmy pesto truly isn't a horrible dad. andy and ollie adore their big brother though and they'll always ask him about his fancy life in hollywood when they go to visit

when jimmy jr first became famous there was some slight attention from younger fans directed @ andy and ollie who were like ooooh they're like jimmy jr but our age and single/not famous?? boyfriend maybe? a few stalkers but that pretty much died immediately when they realized andy and ollie are actual literal Freaks <- they never realized this is also true of jimmy jr though!!!!

he is bisexual. he never told anybody he's bisexual and nobody knows he's bisexual but he is bisexual of course. there is no universe where that kid is straight sorry

#much to say about their relationship but im saving it for maybe someday if i ever write this fic..... #also jimmy pesto and jimmy jr are a whole ass mess in this fanfic especially but there's good intentions?? somewhere deep down? #until he moves back to seymour's bay andy and ollie are like legit the only good thing this kid has in his life so he BETTER cherish them #like goddamn they put up w/ so much of his bullshit. for basically their whole lives #but they love him #bob's burgers #txt

[starr-finn]

Oh crap I forgot to give you an alternative option

If you can't do the types of kisses thing then just general kissing headcanons for jimmy

Im still thinking about Jimmy a lot

BACK IN MY GAME BITCHES LETS GO!!!!

Kissing Jimmy <33

not HCS, but a cute lil thing I wrote from this, very short but sweet

Jimmy was lying back on the couch, spread out kind of, spread out, starfish position. His eyes were closed and he was, unfortunately, coming down from a really strong high. Jimmy groaned softly when his arm was moved away from his face.

Jimmy opened his eyes slightly and there you were. Looking as heavenly as ever to Jimmy. He smiled and raised his arms up. You laugh and lay down on his chest, sighing softly. Neither of you spoke, you just laid on his chest while he played with your hair.

You look up at Jimmy and smile softly, leaning up and kissing the tip of his nose softly. Jimmy smiled and closed his eyes again, sighing contently while you pressed kisses all over his face and cheeks.

Jimmy fell asleep pretty quickly, snuggled up under you and a warm blanket while you kissed all over his face.

#payday jimmy x reader #jimmy payday 2 x reader #jimmy payday 2 #i'm back on my bullshit #GET READY BITCHES I AIN'T LEAVING AGAIN FOR A WHILE #I hope-

[tackyink]

Hbomb is one of those youtubers whose videos never get old no matter how much I listen to them when I'm working, and I've had a bone to pick with James "the Night of the Long Knives happened because Hitler didn't like Röhm was fat" Somerton for a long time, so this has been me for the last two days:

#to be clear #i saw a couple of his videos a while ago #afterwards i found out he was a plagiarizing piece of shit #and the misogyny poorly camouflaged as 'white cis women' and 'teenage girls' was off the charts #and the yuri on ice stuff was baffling. dude was talking out of his ass #i only found out about the nazi gymbros bullshit today when i thought i couldn't disrespect the guy less #I WAS WRONG #GYMNASTICS GOT POPULAR IN THE 19TH CENTURY JIMMY I'M SURE WIKIPEDIA WILL TELL YOU SO IF YOU TYPE THE WORD 'GYMNASTICS' #IT WAS THE VICTORIANS JIMMY IT WASN'T THE NAZIS #YOU'RE OFF BY A HUNDRED YEARS #LEARN TO PROPERLY PLAGIARIZE IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE IT YOUR ENTIRE CAREER PATH #anyway. thanks hbomb and todd in the shadows i feel so much better now. if i ever meet you drinks are on me.

[sendmyresignation]

really love alternating between girls to the front and listening to washed up emo episodes. to me it so clearly demonstrates a lot of the friction btw the nebulous diy posthardcore/pre-midwest emo conglomerate and riot grrl is often a matter of like. basic difference in musical ideology and subculture values lmao. like. this guy from art monk was talking about how some of his friends bands have been forgotten because a lot of the scene was v. humble and believed in letting the music speak for itself which imo fits with a lot of women in these bands who talk about wanting to be seen as "serious artists" not bc women arent "serious" but rather its emblematic of the type of band/music relationality they want to embody. like. the women in these scenes, to varying degrees, certainly interacted and invested in the same values as their peers- its weird to imagine just bc they are women that (1) they all should think the same and (2) they all felt inherently isolated from their communities??

#we can have a discussion about if these women were successful at being taken seriously and such for sure #but to me it has a lot more to do with diy ethics than like. antifeminist false post-genderism like marcus implies #and every subculture and scenes values are like. they have pros and cons obv but there is no CORRECT choice ultimately #its v frustrating that the limitations of the olympia anyone can play music! perspective is like never interrogated #(bc personally im sooo completely uninterested in that music rhetoric even if i can objectively see its value) #man i wonder how many shitty art school dudes felt emboldened by the k records bullshit.... #not to mention how much of that music imo has little longevity (again. fine! the ephemeral nature of creation is beautiful! not for me) #anyway i love washed up emo bc tom loovvess jimmy eat world but i can so tell he probably hates mcr. so funny. #hes the guy who compares third wave to glam metal. which i think is fun but is clearly meant as a sort of criticism of its commercial nature #but again. jimmy is his favorite band so like. i do have to chuckle. same way i feel sometimes about dan ozzi. what was the line. #my posts

[liauditore]

tw dysphoria (i guess?), abandonment issues (it always when we talk about jimmy), just rambling about jimmy not being a toy but being dysphoric about it

(you can just delete it before reading if it could trigger you)

in my head all this "jimmy is a toyyy!!!" arc was not about haha toy story and let's ignore how they could know about it, okay, it's like how scott doesn't remember pearl and jimmy just OMG MY RANCHER, OMG SCAR, OH NO, GRIAN and yeah yeah yeah

you know that thing when everyone bulling person and calling them, for example, "monster" and they are like, well, a lot of people call me that, i should conform (megamind basically). that's something similar, everyone call jimmy a toy (which he's not) and he's starting to doubt if he's a human. everything joel did to him (or its all hallucinations or joel really can control it and make jimmy toy for some time) just making worth. jimmy wasn't a toy, was he? (in my headcanons sheriff jimmy it's cod jimmy that decided to try again but absolute opposite of what he was.)

and because of green also making hallucinations for him (i hope you knows green something like origin, you can find it something in romeos blog, i wrote about it a little), jimmy is really can't really say if he's not a toy. he doesn't want to belive it and we can see it in dialogues with scar, that jimmy refusing to be a toy, an action figure, everything besides who he really is.

i can imagine him, avoiding mirrors and reflective surfaces, so he won't see himself. i'm really inspired to write it all bc of cavetown dysphoric, it's so jimmy for me

it's been over a year now

i thought it was the end

but now i don't remember comfort

because what i am is what i'm not

i don't belong here, it's just hopeless

find me a way out

if you love me at all

don't let me hear what they say

cuz i can't stand it every day

i'm thinking that i should leave now

but i don't i think i'm coming back this time

it's killing my heart.

and scar was the only one who doesn't call jimmy a toy like 90% of their time together. jimmy knows that scar will leave, like his rancher left him, like emp1 scott left him alone with problem with cod father head and yeah yeah yeah....

i don't know, i just woke up and my brain wad like good morning, honey, it's time to make people suffer

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angst?? for me??? 🥺🥺👉👈

HKDHKHLADH SCrEAMING,, putting thoughts under the cut cus i already know its gonna get Long but hkhlkfdhjk

OuGH i love this 😭😭😭 although the megamind comparison kinda sent me lmao

side note i am. into very disturbing and messed up themes so you'd have to try very, very hard to upset me. so go wild in my ask box lol (i do have a good chunk of ppl who just have 'minor' in their bios following me tho so i might not respond to smth if i feel like it's 'too far' or hide it under a cut but yeah)

^realising this sounds like a "i am very badass" thing but i swear i just think stuff is cool 😭😭😭

BUT ANYWAY ouhfhkl mind break and objectification my beloved. i love taking the toy bit in an angsty direction cus i'll be honest i never really found the humour in it but it's TASTY recontextualized.

Jimmy's got a lot of fight in him but I'm just thinking maybe one day it all becomes a bit too much and he just.. goes limp in his seat, eyes glazed over, motionless except for his chest rising and falling with each breath. Someone (maybe Scar, since we're doing Scaridarity) finds him and is like "Hey, what's wrong? You okay?" and gets no response.

Scar would probably be somewhat uninitiated on the whole toy thing and be puzzled but I'd think he scoops Jimmy up and takes him somewhere safe til he recovers. and when he finally gets up he has a bit of a panic attack about what is real.

#asks #🔥 anon #cw mind break #cw dehumanisation #cw dysphoria #cw dehumanization #<-- i would probs classify it more as mind break but ill put it here for the song inspo #and cus its what ur tagging it as so who am i to argue lol #but yeah i like the toy bit much more as a psychological thing personally than anything literal #it just hits different when it's a flesh and blood Person being treated as if they have no will of their own #angst #whump #like. wear what we want you to wear. do what we want you to do. #we'll play with you however we like and once we're bored we'll leave you til we want you again #and you don't get to not like it. or like it. you're a toy. stupid. toys dont think. #uh yeah jimmy. jimmy. my babygirl #i cant believe this bullshit was inspired by a stupid toy story bit #quick side note i forgor to add. my funny headcanon for no one knowing if they remembered life series or not during the crossover is that #they do remember and scott and pearl are just pretending to not recognise eachother cus its awkward lmao