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thewomaninlilywhite · 3 months
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let your spotify predict your 2024! shuffle your on repeat playlist and the first twelve songs represent your 2024!
tagged by: @redshoes-blues (thanks Em💕)
January -- Postmortem; Negative 25
February -- Grim Reaper; Bludnymph
March -- The End of the Dream; Evanescence
April -- Mermaids; Florence + the Machine
May -- Thanatos (end of us); J. Maya
Juin -- Alice; Peggy
July -- No Man's Land; Bella Poarch
August -- Empires; Wengie & Minnie
September -- Centuries; Fall Out Boy
October -- Sleepwalker; Ava Max
November -- Monstarrr; Ennaria
December -- Without Due Respect; Rachel Levin
Damn, got a pretty chaotic year ahead of me!
Tagging: @quinnick @cherumie @agentmcfly24601 @zelds-spellman and anyone else who wants to <3 (no pressure!)
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outlawssweetheart · 1 year
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Calling most villains stupid when they lose isn’t really fair when 99% of writers (mainstream ones, for sure) tend to play it safe & boring and follow the dry-ass formula of having a boring Hero Protagonist™ who saves the day and wins in the end, the majority of writers/directors/studios/publishers (again, mainstream ones, for sure) still act like they’re working under the fucking Hays Code, and they’re also trying to appease all of the pearl-clutching Karens (antis) out there. 😒
Even if a villain is a genius, they will likely lose regardless because all of this garbage gives the Heros™ plot armor that is thicker than concrete. 🙄
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mrsaltieri-real · 4 months
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What's your full list of reasons why you hate Jill Roberts I wanna hear your rant?
*cracks fucking knuckles*
Okay. First things first, I despise Emma Roberts. Like, despise her. She’s a horrible, horrible fucking person but actively gets praised for being one and it just doesn’t sit right at all. But despite that, I do enjoy some roles she’s done like Casey in We’re the Millers and Andi in Hotel for Dogs so my hatred of Jill doesn’t stem from just the fact Emma is a nasty person.
To me, her performance was extremely bland and just downright painful to watch. Even before her reveal, she just bugged the fuck out of me. Honestly, Jill could’ve been portrayed by just about anyone else because fuck me she was bad. I could argue that that’s down to bad writing but despite her burning, agonizing presence making me want to throw my TV into a volcano, Scream 4 is actually written decently.
Where I understand that Scream is a very “family” surrounding slasher franchise, I’m not a fan of the Ghostfaces being related to victims/survivors. I watched Scream 3 right before Scream 4 and obviously Roman was Sidney’s long-lost brother (don’t even get me started on that shit) so it was pretty easy to immediately guess that GF in 4 was going to Sidney’s estranged cunt cousin and this was before little miss nepo baby was fully somehow thriving in her career and everyone knew she wasn’t a good person.
Jill just doesn’t do it for me. Her motive is ass. It’s not ahead of it’s time and it’s not relevant. It’s literally a rinse and repeat weird hybrid of Nancy and Mickey’s motive with a few details changed. Her portrayal is even worse and she’s just so grating it’s painful.
People love to say she’s the smartest Ghostface, she’s the one who was closest to getting away with it. Did we watch the same movie? She literally dropped herself in it with the stupid “matching wounds” line the minute she opened her mouth to Dewey and proceeded to try and kill Sid when people already knew she was the other killer. Is that smart? Is that getting away with it? I don’t think so.
So, basically, I usually love a whiny little bitch but not when it’s her.
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cyberfairyblog · 1 year
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Predictions for Jillian/Jasillian
Her actual hair color is red she only dyed it blonde because "gentlemen prefer it that way"
She is Regis's secret daughter; alternately she's Edwin's kid
She's the half sister of Monica! Or Connie's
She is actually an Angel sent to do...whatever & she's fated to be with Jason
She's actually working against the nsa bc she's EVIL (cuz genuinely cute nice or ditzy characters aren't allowed to exist anymore)
She's actually Tom Riley's grandkid
No even better - SHE'S JACK ALLEN'S DAUGHTER
Because might as well have her be related to a canon character to make her even MORE at home in Odyssey 😉
She's 1/16th Black therefore she is the show's only other diversity
She and Jason get engaged but they break up not because of differences but because she's actually already married...TO MITCH
Jillian and Jason do get married gradually Jason is erased from the show so Jillian can take over as the resident Action Man™
Jillian is related to Eugene and replaces him as the Nerd
She replaces Wooton as the mailman
She replaces Whit as the proprietor of whit's end
She replaces Katrina
She replaces Jules
She replaces the kids
She replaces Vanessa!
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lexyscross · 1 year
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Sometimes you simply dislike a character, but their insufferable cunt stans make you hate them. 😒
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pottermoregays · 1 year
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god damn why are there so many porn bots nowadays. it has never been this bad- like,,, what happened pls i cant keep unfollowing 7 a day its so annoying
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keepingeahalive · 1 month
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Holly and Poppy O'Hair Headcanons
Holly’s full name is Holly Ivy O’Hair. Poppy’s full name is Poppy Hazel O’Hair. 
Poppy uses she/they pronouns.
The twins were tower-schooled before attending Ever After High. 
Holly is cursed to have all doors that close behind her magically lock her in. She has to keep her dorm room door wedged open. Poppy isn’t completely comfortable with this and prefers the door to be closed, but she lets Holly keep it open a crack. 
Poppy was definitely one of those girls who cut up their dolls’ hair.
Holly has ADHD, which makes damsel-in-distress class really difficult for her even though it’s her entire story. She also has a one-track mind. Once she starts on a subject, she will not stop talking. She uses reading and writing as an outlet for all the things buzzing through her head.
Poppy is the shier of the two. She’s more of a listener than a speaker, which comes in handy when Holly goes on a passionate rant. The only time she has no difficulty socializing is when someone is in the barber’s chair.
Holly’s a researcher of old folktales and ancient civilizations. The Wicked Step-Librarians have had to lock her out of the library for sneaking in after curfew and not being able to get out. 
While they are close, Poppy wants to carve her own identity separate from Holly. She doesn’t only want to be known as Rapunzel’s sister. She wants to make a name for herself and have an impact on other people as her own person.
Holly is a morning person. Poppy is not. 
Holly is sometimes insecure over having so much hair. She can’t avoid stepping on it, getting it snagged on something, and sometimes dragging on the floor. She envies Poppy for being free to cut her hair.
Multiples run in their family. Their mother is also a twin. She has an older twin brother named Tarragon, but she got the Rapunzel destiny because she was female.
Holly has had a crush on all three Charming siblings at one point or another. 
Poppy was closer with Nanny Nona than Holly. Holly was wild and fidgety, frustrating Nona to no end. Poppy was the calmer of the two and thus got along better with Nona. Holly and Nona still get frustrated with each other from time to time.
Poppy loves spicy foods. She’s almost obsessed with them.
Their music choices differ drastically. Holly likes country pop music. Poppy is more into punk rock. However, they both share the same favorite artist: Dolly Charmton. Poppy plays the song “Midnight to Noon” to get her pumped up in the morning.
Poppy’s a great climber. She sometimes goes beanstalk climbing with Jillian. 
Holly is slightly taller than Poppy. 
Rapunzel and her husband work as the fairytale equivalents of district attorneys. As such, Holly and Poppy don’t get to see their parents very often - especially their mom - and it’s why they were left in the care of Nanny Nona. 
Holly does tutoring in Creative Writing.
Despite working in a literal barbershop, Poppy does not like barbershop music. 
Holly does not do things halfway and always takes the long road. She struggles in areas that don’t interest her, but she’s reluctant to take shortcuts. Her mother drilled into her head that “you can’t climb a tower if your hair is too short.” But Poppy tries encouraging her to “work smarter, not harder”.
Poppy has a thing for “baddies”. She used to have a crush on Sparrow, but got over him quickly when she found out he preferred Holly over her. She also has feelings for Duchess despite knowing she was voted “Most Likely to Steal Your Destiny.” Deep down, she knows it’s a problem.  
Holly theorized Daring wasn’t Apple’s Prince Charming but kept it to herself. The only person she told was Poppy. She was pretty happy when she found out she was right. 
Both sisters are devoted dragon moms.
They’re both very nervous for when their destiny comes to pass. Holly is a bit wary of living a lie; that she’s technically stealing her sister’s destiny. She’s also having some pre-guilt about blinding her future prince. Poppy is doing everything in her power to keep anyone from finding out the truth, because she wants to keep the life she’s been building for herself. 
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bcacstuff · 3 days
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Have you seen the latest rants against Cait and Starz?
Jillian @Jillian__NC
Sam Heughen is so hard to watch. He is the heart, soul and spirit of Outlander. He is always the one who promotes the show. Just being honest. If it wasn't for Sam,,, Cait would still be working at Victoria's secret and the fans would not know the rest Of the crew. Starz failed attempt at making Claire a femme fatale is absurd and ridiculous. Still, Ron and the other producers are holding Sam back,,,on purpose. WHY? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? Sam is an outstanding person and actor. You can believe all Outlander fans know that Sam
Is the accomplished actor in this group and most are sick and tired of the way the show treats him. For instance,,, Cait has received roles in different films. Unfortunately her characters are all the same. A tough acting woman,,,who yells at nauseum while acting as if she can
https://twitter.com/Jillian__NC/status/1780319363217715389
For a moment I thought do we have a new Susie D here? But I see it was in answer on one of her tweets
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First of all, I really don't get it why the need to always compare the careers of Sam and Cait. They're 2 very different people, different backgrounds and different projects. The only project that connects them is OL. And let's be honest, how successful would it have been without Cait? Isn't the chemistry between the 2 characters they play the most cheered on success of OL?
And other realities are, are the movies Cait played in much more successful than the ones he was in? He accomplished something but to say it was all that successful would be greatly exaggerated. As well as Starz gave Sam MIK 2 seasons, and collaborated in TCND as well. Cait got her debut as director now in S8. But yes we know these Sam onlies are so biased they wont see reality, not even with a magnifying glass.
Also I have news for them as he told fans at the Land Con this weekend in Paris, they've been working for 3 weeks and they made him work really hard. Many lines to learn... so they can expect a lot to come in S8 concerning his character. (hence less sm activity during filming!) His character is never diminished in any way, but the ranting at Cait should really stop in this as it is nauseating.
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kiaerinnn · 2 months
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Ninjago rant lol
OK. I'll admit, I didn't watch Ninjago when I was a kid (well, at least I don't remember watching it) but, I don't see why so many old fans hate on the new designs and seasons. My favorite glow up was definitely the smith siblings. Kai's hair before season 9 was just.. um, very interesting😁.. and Nya too.. honey that bob wasn't doing it for me😭. Jay changed a lot, I do wish they would've stayed with the og design at least a little, the eyebrow slit was gone, he got freckles, his voice got higher, and he was a scaredy cat all of a sudden? It's a little strange. But, I loved the reveal they did! Jay said "We could look totally different, and not even know it!" Jay and Cole pull of their hoods and look completely different! Also, Lloyd's glow up was amazing! It's funny how some people didn't know the kid and teenager version of him was voice by a woman, Jillian Michaels. (I might at more to this laterrr)
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juodojimirtis · 9 months
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Why Warrior Nun characters annoy people on the internet
Ava: posts the stupidest memes
Beatrice: corrects people's grammar
Camila: her every comment contains a "like Dolly Parton said [...]"; perfect selfies without any effort
Lilith: edgy quotes; too many selfies with her boyfriend
Mary: comments "cringe" under everyone's posts; pictures of her guns
Mother Superion: interrupts people's fights with "Basta!", and why the fight is idiotic
Jillian: ruins everyone's fun by pointing out incorrect details in the comments; too many posts about her kid
Adriel: influencer™; cryptic posts about his ex
Yasmine: too many long posts
Vincent: sad drunk rants
Michael: gets into arguments with FBC members all the time, and he eggs them on
Reya: weird posts people suspect of being an ARG; she mostly annoys Adriel
Areala: all her posts are either about God, or about her friend group
Kristian: raves about his "Lord and Savior" all the time (any out of place youtube comments about Adriel are probably him)
Shannon: too many selfies with her girlfriend
Duretti: rants about politics; cryptic, sarcasm-filled comments
Sister Dora: her gym videos make everyone jealous
William: creep™
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beezonia · 1 year
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I’m in my ever after x twisted wonderland x monster high vibes again
I’m gonna spam and I’m not sorry!!!
Have some head cannons and I guess this is part one until I get time to write this fully and flesh the ideas out
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Melody and Riddle do not get along at first, with melody’s music and riddles strictness they just don’t mesh well
Vill and Operetta both bond over their shared love off theatre, they tend to have jam sessions where they just sing their favourite songs
Jack, Leona, Cerise and Ramona become like siblings they are always fucking bickering especially Leona and Ramona
Maddie and ace are absolutely nuts together, they get up to all sorts of shit so beware of them
Malleus and Rochelle bond over their love for gargoyles and architecture they become quite close and Rochelle makes sure to invite Mal everywhere
Sebek and Duchess are a force to be reckoned with when they are together
Pls they will shout the house down and not care
Clawdeen gets put in Pomefiore and she gets so much inspiration from the students and their different styles
Draculara and sliver bond even if they have slightly opposing personalities.
Howleen and epel are force’s to be reckoned with especially with their teenage rebellion phases
Ginger and trey are absolutely best friends, they bake together, they visit cafes together. THEY ARE GLUED TO THE HIP
Frankie and MC bond over being accidental protagonists
Cleo and vill are like frenemies they love to compare jewellery though
iida and melody end up making like a mixtape together at some point
Crowley makes sure to get melody to DJ at any big party nrc has
Bunny and cater become fast friends, he helps bunny with her anxiety
Azul and meeshel slowly learn to trust each other and become good friends
Operetta plays music specifically on a Tuesday afternoon at the monstro lounge
Floyd becomes very interested in venus to him she’s like a very beautiful sea plant
Iida meets robecca and is extremely intrigued by how she functions so it ends up with him asking her a bunch of questions and one is if he could meet her father
Raven and jamil get along quite well and just end up ranting to each other sometimes
Kalim and Blondie are the ultimate party animals especially if briar is there as well
Lilia and faybelle have this sort of familial connection due to her being able to sense extremely strong fae
He takes her under his wing (her and sebek argue a hell of a lot but it’s okay)
Cupid is sort of a mix of happy and scared, her friends from both schools are seeing both her sides
She and cater start up a podcast thing (pretty much like the one in why do ghouls fall in love)
Cupid and rook are an especially odd pair, he flirts and she does not like how cheap he sounds
Briar finally gets the courage to tell apple exactly how she feels with the Diasomnia gang backing her up
She actually starts hanging around a lot more with cerise and lizzie
Lizzie and riddle get along like a house on fire
It’s a lot of “off with your head”
Alistair meets with bunny, elissabat and jade every now and again to discuss the literature of their worlds
Ashlynn and Hunter are a lot more open with their relationship in twisted wonderland
The light music club becomes extremely more chaotic when jackson, operetta and Raven join
They hold concerts every two weeks on the Thursday
Blondie vlogs her experience
Ginger gets inspiration for new recipes
Briar throws the coolest parties with MC’s and Divius’s help
Kitty and Chenya are long lost siblings?!
Raven slowly heals with the help of trein who becomes like a parent to her
Robecca makes some cool new stuff for herself and ortho
Melody gets to make new tunes that don’t have to be a specific sound
Clawdeen and divius are the event stylists
He even asks her to collaborate with him for his next collection
Frankie learns even more new things
Whisp is here to cause trouble along with valentine
Gigi ends up becoming close friends with jamil and kalim
Jillian shows of her climbing skills and everyone is like we need her on the team
Cerise gets to join the track team without being scared of her heritage
Overall most of the kids get to heal and have a normal teenage life (except for the overblots and what not)
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thewomaninlilywhite · 2 years
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he’s a 10 but he wears toe socks
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outlawssweetheart · 1 year
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It’s not my business if some internet rando hates a character I love or misunderstands them, so long as their opinion doesn’t come to affect the actual character/story in any way.
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macaroni-rascal · 29 days
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Montreal Worlds Day 1!
What a lovely day, it was so exciting, I kept turning to my friend who's here with me (shoutout Jillian I adore you) and going: "Holy shit! We are actually here!" I just kept having realizations over and over that a dream I'd had for a while has come true. So damn wonderful!
Some highlights and general thoughts:
Pairs is so much more exciting in person than on TV, and it's already incredibly exciting on TV. We were seated in a place where several teams did their sbs jumps and a good amount of their throws, and it was just fucking exhilarating.
Some teams who I never found that interesting on TV/streams were so fun to watch in person, which I wasn't expecting.
The difference in speed between teams is so hilariously glaring when you're in person, one team looks like a high speed train, the next is skating through molasses.
DEANNA DEANNA DEANNA DEANNA DEANNA.
ALSO DEANNA.
AND DEANNA.
THEN ALSO DEANNA.
That entire moment of Deanna and Max, from the moment they were announced to the about 45 minutes after they got their scores, I was on such a high. The energy in the building was just unbelievable. I'll never forget that. Sending them all the love for the free today!
(Break for a nice lunch, had fish sandwich and fries, and it hit the fucking spot.)
The women were a similar but also different story, some skaters I thought I liked a lot were a little less exciting in person, while other skaters who I'd not been that into captivated me completely, Young You was one such skater. I always thought she was pretty solid, but she's got an energy in person that had me transfixed. I loved her program.
Loena turned the fucking party, what a moment that was.
Isabeau is worse in person, jesus christ those jumps are heinous.
Unsurprisingly, Kaori's speed and ease across the ice was completely unmatched, it's a shame her was a little messy in the SP, glad she's still in it though, she can get it back in the free.
Amber's fall on her loop made me deflate like a sad balloon, it was right in front of me and I nearly cried.
Josefin Taljegard I adore you so much, such a cool skater to watch, her step sequence was so amazing.
Gubanova just not having a combo made people around me making the funniest sounds, and I had to laugh quietly to myself cause it was very comical.
So much fun!
Some general happening and thoughts on the venue:
Had to get my tickets printed and picked up when I thought they were on my phone, didn't bring a photo ID with me, nearly cried thinking I'd have to back to my airb&b and then all the way back to the venue, but alas, two pieces of government ID did the trick, and all was well. We laughed so hard about it later, but what a wild start to the whole event.
FUCK THE TINY ASS SEATS IN THE VENUE. Fuck them so hard, so uncomfortable, so awful, thank god I'm on the end of a row or I would have died, maybe?! Had trouble getting to sleep last night cause my right hip and back hurt so much from those seats. They were not created for 70% of the population who are not stick thin and/or children. That's my one gripe, and that's my rant.
Why must they take the caps off the bottles of all drinks people purchase? What is that? What is the point of that? My friend brought me a water, I didn't realize it had no cap, nearly poured water all over the people in front of me. Just so confusing to me. I'm sure there's a good(ish) reason, but wowza not my favourite. (Okay, that's my second small gripe, but it's more a confusion than an annoyance.)
My friend and I came back from lunch, and people were just full sitting in our seats with a big sign for a skater?????? We asked them to move, and an old lady in the row behind us got angry at us cause it was in the middle of a skater's program and she felt we should have waited to have the people move, which seemed wild to me. I could never be that person, you have a seat, go sit in that seat????????? The audacity????
GET TO THE BATHROOM EARLY! DON'T WAIT FOR THE LAST SKATER'S SCORE BEFORE THE ICE FLOOD, YOU WILL BE WAITING 8 YEARS TO PEE. We got there early every time, and when we left the bathroom, the line was maybe 100 people long.
God, one more thing about the seats, they truly made us both (me and my friend) so unhappy and uncomfy, we are full missing the first three groups of men today because it is not worth being in pain for those early groups. Four groups is our cut off for how long we can be in the venue without a significant break. Amen.
HAVING TO MUCH FUN, DREAM COME TRUE, DEANNA WORLD CHAMPION TONIGHT THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
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firstaidspray · 4 days
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Navy Young and Tim Breaker, your friendly and most normal faces in the Dark Place!!
Lilith and Scratch (AWAN), the most obnoxious and murderous couple you'll ever meet!!
Jillian Vivaldi and Ilmo Koskela, getting together to have some Ahma beer before a ritual!!
Josephine Young and Rose Marigold, one drinking coffee the other made while she rants about Alan!!
Lilith and Scratch (AW2), both just incredibly pissed off and murderous even more than before!!
Saw people doing their pairings in this picrew so I decided to make the Alan Wake lovebirds!! I couldn't decide if I liked AWAN or AW2 Scratch better they both turned out cute so I included both. I wasn't tagged or anything but if you wanna do it I'm passing on a tag to youuuuu!!!!!
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uses-for-fics · 5 months
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Tactona 420
Anders Holmvik x Reader
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Another Monday morning and another boring ass meeting. Alice had been droning on and on about numbers when she finally introduced the new product of the week. Apparently it had been some toy race car that would link with a headset. Just as she caught your interest, she had lost it. She had started up a new rant about some meeting she was going to attend. You really didn’t pay much attention to her squeaky voice. The only good thing that ever came out of these meetings was getting to spend some time with Anders. Not necessarily ‘with’ Anders but hey, getting to sit behind him as he made jokes with his buddies was close enough for you. His laugh was melodic, his hair always looked so soft and fluffy. Don’t even get started on his smile, it’s so perfect. You always got butterflies in your belly whenever he’d pass by your cubicle and gave you a friendly hello. Oh but how could you forget his hands. Sometimes you’d imagine what they could do, so big and yet so gentle. It’s like you could feel them on you right now. Or maybe it’s cause they were, you hadn’t realized you zoned out until you felt Anders poking your shoulder.
“Hey Y/n, you good? I’ve been trying to get your attention for a minute now”. He smiled at you. God if you weren’t sitting down right now, your knees would’ve buckled. Adam butted in. “Yeah dude you should’ve seen your face! You were so spaced out! I was going to stick a pen in your mouth but Anders wouldn’t let me.” You turned to look at Adam as your smile fell. “Thank you Adam.” You said flatly.
“Yeahhhhh. So I actually wanted to ask you, were you thinking on joining the Tactona 420? Blake, Adam and I are making a group but hey wouldn’t hurt to have some friendly competition.”
You smiled back at Anders. “I would love to!”
“Sounds good!” He got up from his seat.
“But.” “But?” He stopped in his spot. You dropped your head. “I can’t, I promised Jillian Id fix her computer today. Apparently she ‘accidentally’ downloaded malware when she was downloading videos of ‘cute cats’, I don’t know why she just doesn’t say she was trying to illegally watch magic mike again, we’ve all seen her ogle face before.”
Adam laughed. “Yeah it’s the same one you make when you’re looking at Ders! Ooooo burn!” He lifted his hand to high five Blake but Blake just shook his head and dropped Adam’s hand down. “Nuh uh.”
Anders chuckled. “Thank you Adam.” He said sarcastically. “Why don’t you go with Blake and start modifying the car?” Adam stood up with Blake. “Oh hell yeah, it’s gonna beat the crap out of all of your guys' cars!” Adam yelled as Blake pushed him out of the meeting room. Anders rolled his eyes. “Well if you finish soon, it’d be great to have you there.” He smiled but quickly covered it up with a cough. “As a cheerleader obviously cause we’d soooo wreck your car up quickly,,,,dude.” He gave your shoulder a light punch.
You awkwardly laughed. “Ha ha. Yeah dude, I’ll so try to be there.” You gave him finger guns. “Guess I’ll see you later dude.” He started walking out of the meeting room backwards not breaking eye contact. You laughed as he gave you a wink and finger guns back. This man was going to be your demise. You decided you should start working on Jillian’s computer cause from all those shady pirating sites she has visited, you could only imagine how fucked it was going to be. A good two or three hours passed before your back had started to feel sore from sitting there for a while. You made calls all day for work but at least then you’d try to distract yourself by drawing at your desk or walking around your cubicle or staring at Anders. It’s not weird! It wasn’t your fault that your cubicle was right across from his and it definitely wasn’t your fault if your eyes occasionally would wander over there and would watch whatever dumb activity him and his friends were doing instead of work. You stretched your back until you felt a crack and stood up.
Maybe you could find something to snack on before having to get back to Jillian’s desk. You walked into the break room to find Adam smashing his toy car’s cover with a hammer and yelling. “I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING!!! Oh hey y/n.” He put down the hammer and toy car cover.
“Heyyy Adam. Um you ok buddy?” You stood by the entrance, not wanting to get closer to him.
“No I’m not ok. Blake killed his rat and Anders doesn’t want to join my team so now I have to mod my own car but I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING!!” You shifted on your feet weighing if you should help him or not. You were basically almost done with Jillian’s computer. Probably a half hour more and you’d be done but, this is Adam. He’s always so moody and he’s always joking about how you like Anders. He wasn’t wrong but you weren’t going to give him that satisfaction, or maybe you could. If you helped him maybe he could help you out. You smiled and walked closer to his car. “Maybe I could help.”
Adam’s head jerked up to look at you. “Are you serious?” You nodded. “For sure! I’m clearing Jillian’s computer right now. I know a thing or two about tech, all I need to do is mod your car into being faster than the rest.”
Adam jumped up. “Fuck yes!! Let’s start building right now so I can wipe Anders stupid smug smile with my dust.” You grabbed Adam by the collar before he could head out of the room. “Woah there! I didn’t even get to say what I get in return.” Adam shook his head. “Uhh doy dude, you get to spend time with me obviously! What else could you want?”
You rolled your eyes. “Gross. Actually, I wanted to see if you could setupadatewithAndersandI.”
Adam’s face twisted. “What?”
You groaned and looked down. “I wanted to see if you could set up a date with Anders and I.” Adam broke into laughter. You huffed. “Fine I won’t help you!” Adam grabbed your arm before you could walk away. “Dude I’m laughing cause that’s so easy. Have you not seen the way he acts around you? ‘Look at me I’m Anders! I can’t walk around y/n because she makes my legs shake! I’m so stupid and tall” Adam’s walked around mocking Anders.
You grabbed the stuff for his car. “Shut up that’s not true. Now let’s go fix up your car.” Adam continued mocking Anders all the way to your desk. You had been fixing up the car for a couple minutes now occasionally slapping Adam’s hand away before he could fuck something up. He’d finally gotten distracted by something. He gasped loudly making you jump in your seat. “Adam! What the fuck!” You turned to him noticing the book in his hands. He was looking through your sketchbook. “Adam! Give that back!” You tried to reach out for the book but he scooted back. “No way dude! You’re so down bad for Anders!!! I knew you liked him but there’s no way you actually have drawings of him!” “Adam that’s not funny. Please give it back.” You kept trying to reach for it but Adam kept scooting away from you. “They’re not half bad, maybe if you showed them to him he could overlook the whole stalker thing and ask you out.” You groaned. “I have no idea why I ever decided to help you! You’re such an idiot!” Adam stopped. “Hey! I may be an idiot but I am not stupid! At least I try to go for a date when I like a girl and I mean really try! You haven’t even tried to make a single attempt at asking out Anders the whole time that you’ve worked here. Maybe you could learn a thing or two from me.” With that, Adam turned to walk out of your cubicle but bumped into the side wall.
You giggled. “Maybe you’re right Adam. I should try. How about we go win this race and after we’ve wiped Anders, I ask him out.” Adam smiled. “HELL YEAH! LETS KICK ASS!”
He ran out of the cubicle fist pumping. “I’m not done with the car yet!” You yelled but he was too far already. You turned back to the car, you had to fix this car like if your life depended on it.
You managed to finish fixing up the car not long after, finally arriving to where the races were being held. Adam turned to look at you. “Dude! Took you long enough! I’ve been waiting for you for hourssssss!!!”
“It hasn’t even been 30 minutes!” You yelled back as you walked to him.
Anders turned to face you from his spot next to Adam. “Hey! You made it Y/n!”
“Hey Ders.” You stand next to him and smile.
Anders face started to turn a bit red. “Ders? You’ve never called me Ders before.” Your smile fell. He quickly went to speak. “I like it! You make it sound nice.” You got bashful. “Ha thanks I guess. Just thought we’re close enough to use it.” You looked up at him. “There’s actually something I wanted to tell you.” You placed your hand on his hoodies zipper.
He looked down at you and gulped. “What’s up.” You smirked and then zipped up his hoodie. “After the race.” You winked and went to go stand next Adam.
You handed Adam the updated controller and started explaining the buttons. Just as you finished up explaining them, Jillian got into position to start up the new race. “Start your engines!” She put the flag up in the air. You handed Adam the headset. “Good luck.” You walked away and went off to the sidelines. Anders winked at you and put on his headset. You face heated up. At least he couldn’t see you right now. “Go!” Jillian yelled as she threw the flag down. Just as the race started, it ended. Blake had ran in a few laps left, Adam had blocked the tunnel causing a blockage on the track. Anders flipped his car making it a ramp so Blake could jump it and win. They all hugged and jumped together as they cheered.
After they had their little celebration, Anders stepped away and walked over to you. “Hey.” You looked at him. “Hey.” He bumped his shoulder with yours. “Soooo what did you want to talk about?”
You got bashful. “I wanted to ask if you’d like to go out sometime.” You turned away from him.
“Like on a date?”
“Yeah. Like on a date.” You started getting nervous. Maybe Adam had been punking you this whole time and wanted you to embarrass yourself. Before you could freak out more, Anders had answered.
“Sure.” Your eyes widen. “I’m so glad you asked actually, I’ve been so nervous to ask to be honest.”
“Really?” You smiled up at him. “Yeah I actually didn’t think you felt anything for me and just thought I was a boring ass coworker until I saw your drawings”Your face turned beet red. “Oh no.” You covered your face with your hands. “Oh no no no. You’re gonna think I’m a creep!”
He grabbed your wrists and moved your hands from your face. “No! Not at all. I was confused at first to be honest. I noticed you kept staring at me and jotting something down so when you left to the bathroom one day I scoped your cubicle and found your open sketchbook to a drawing of me. By the way I got to say you’re really good at catching my handsome face. I’d love to pose for you anytime.” He smirked.
You laughed. Your face could physically not get any redder. “Yeah, maybe you should. There’s actually this pretty cool art museum I like to visit.”
Anders beamed. “I love museums! There’s currently a Scandinavian exhibit I’ve been wanting to check out!”
You slapped his shoulder. “No way! I’ve heard of it! I’ve been wanting to check it out on my days off!”
Anders intertwined his hands with yours. “How about we go together?”
You inched closer to him. “I would definitely not say no to that.” Just as you guys inched closer, Adam yelled.
“I did that you guys! That was all me!” Blake grabbed Adam. “Dude shut up.” Blake pushed Adam to the elevator and everyone started heading out too. “Well.” Anders cleared his throat. “I guess we should head back to work.”
You let go of his hand. “I guess so.” You got on your tiptoes and gave him a quick kiss. “Last one there is a rotten egg.” You gave him a light shove and ran towards the elevator. He smiled and ran after you. “Just wait til I catch up to you!”
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