#jhdgJJFDJF RECOVERY GIRL: is that from celene

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"Well you look about 34." And she proceeds to hit him, count it! ... 30 times. One for good luck, maybe? She's not hitting him full force, and really, its just repeatedly in his upper arm -- which probably went numb halfway through.

"There. Don't be a baby. Birthday bitch." She shoved a little paper bag into his doubled-over form. It contained a small bottle of champagne and a meme calendar.

 He only manages half of his absolutely exasperated “EXCUSE ME??” before her fist connects with his arm. To which he squawks at, of course. But overall? He takes it like a champ, with only minimal grumbling and frowning. But then-- Oh. Something dawns on him. He looks down at his arm, the skin red. But before he’s able to exclaim anything, she’s shoving a gift into his hands, and he can’t help the dumb staring and blinking, nor the semi nervous, semi confused laughter that bubbles out of him. “Thank you--” he starts, but quickly adds, almost pleadingly-- “Y--you know I have an appointment with Recovery Girl tomorrow, right??” Gestures to his arm. “What if that bruises?” he’s laughing now.. or was that crying? (it was laughter). “What am I supposed to tell her--??” A sigh in resignation, and he draws the champagne from the bag with a grin. “Eh... Maybe I should just chug this before my appointment?” a tick, and his smile drops. “Oh my god.... Do you think she can ‘recovery girl’ drunkenness away?”     // @theoriesoflove

#theoriesoflove #( theoriesoflove ; celene ) #( asks ) #( t; andi ) #jhdgJJFDJF RECOVERY GIRL: is that from celene? #anDI LIKE: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH. #No? #...she do know though. yall know she knows how they be duhJFJDJ #im sure that she doesnt really care though. hes just a baby and doesnt wanna deal with RG's #possible bedside manner in regards to his and her roughhousing jjidssdjf #andi: i should just go in drunk so i dont have to deal with any of.........that........ #also andi: half having a mini crisis / half in awe at the thought that she could maybe sober people with her quirk-- #andi....honey.... priorities #she'd smack you if she so much as heard you joke about going in to her drunk #andi vc: i love RG... but you see..........she can be scary.....