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lc87 · 5 months
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The Sisyphean task of cleaning
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jester-png · 6 months
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poked my head back into the mcyt fandom for just a moment
oh what’s that? tommyinnit got testicular torsion?
sounds about right, i’ll be taking my leave then
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fivesims · 3 months
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anyway heres my PSD prospect :^) her name is beatrice
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latexclownruff · 1 year
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need my cunt pumped puffy and slapped cherry red and then use my soft slick thighs to make a mess- icing on top
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astropartyz · 2 years
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people who dont ink the base should be shot on sight ty for coming to my ted talk
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watercolorwench · 1 year
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tune into today’s episode of meet my ocs! here’s ten (ish) facts about isaac, everyone's favorite time traveler!
his full name is isaac andrew rafferty, he's currently 379 years old, and he's a scorpio. he's also a bisexual disaster, uses he/they pronouns (i think)
he's half-elven warlock, pact of the blade, great old one patron (if we're being technical) with a lovely cork accent
he's not quite immortal but his weird powers and his curse seem to have afforded him some strange measure of pseudo-immortality and if it gives him more time in this world, he's really not going to complain
in a past life (or just one absurdly long one), he used to be the cabin boy on a sailing vessel with his older brother (read: pirate ship). other occupations over the years have included: barkeep, mapmaker, fence, a sell-sword, an honest-to-yeehawness cowboy, a glorified mailman (herald), and a part time carpenter. current occupation? temporal assassin for a syndicate, though he's very tight-lipped about it.
he's got a small family — blood relatives are his mother, paloma, and his older brother, ash. but he'll tell anyone that thea is family. and annia too, though he's less vocal about that.
his dating life is...complicated but!!! he's madly in love with the aformentioned (and absolutely wonderful) thea seabright, AND they eloped by the sea and exchanged little tokens of love a few centuries back. he regularly brings her trinkets he finds (seaglass, smooth rocks, bits of pottery, even bits of gold here and there! anything he can stash in his pockets til he sees her next). though his curse keeps him from seeing thea as often as he'd like, he'll always find his way back to her, fight it back to her if he has to. he loves her and always will. little more difficult to pindown but he and annia have...something or could have had something...at some point...idk he's as confused as you are. immortals, amirite?
his sleep schedule is royally fuckt. you've never met a more tired man. but when he can grab some sleep? it's naps here and there, for whatever time he can afford, always in the strangest places. he has a habit of falling asleep clutching a compass tightly in his good hand
isaac love love loves film photos and hand-written letters. his handwriting is atrocious but he's been known to write very heartfelt and romantic letters (he'll deny this to most who ask). similarly, every letter he's ever gotten from thea he keeps bound in a leather journal in the breast pocket of his coat. he's never misplaced a single one, not even the time he was in the path of an errant fireball. dumbass immediately put the flames out and made sure the journals were safe. whenever he is, wherever he is, he makes a point to check the little safehouses and safeboxes they have around the world, both to pick up things from thea and to leave her notes and little presents. two crows in love.
sand. so much sand. his hair, his eyes, his clothing? sand-coloured and also often he's shedding sand. it's part of the weird magic he possesses or maybe it's part of the curse, we're not sure. but he's a very nondescript and colourless individual. almost completely unassuming, unless you have a reason to be looking for him
he's fairly skilled with herbs (centuries of knowing two very capable women have helped him immensely) and any time he runs into annia, he tries to convince her to make some poultices and things of the like for him, to help ease the aches of his joints. turns out, even near-immortal half-elves ain't immune to osteoarthritis! impacting mainly his hands/wrists (with the right being worse) and also his left knee, which caused him to limp slightly when he walks. he wears wraps or braces, depending on how he's doing.
okay wait one more! he's most often found appearing in the most liminal sorts of spaces. train platforms, gas stations at night, empty laundromats first thing in the morning, etc. and when he appears/disappears, there are always more grains of sand left in his wake. what an eerie bitch we love him
thea belongs to @tazunari and annia to @shutokushintaro (thank u for the ask i love the chance to ramble about my ocs)
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systsim · 10 days
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ive GOT to post edits/cc based on my sdit and also maybe the breeds of chickens i have
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jinglejester · 8 months
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the staff assigned to working on the mobile app for this site
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deviled-jevil · 1 year
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about!
hello :] i'm a fictive of jevil from deltarune. i go by she/he. this blog is mostly just for me to post art and stuff i like, but i might make a few system related posts as well.
before you follow!
we are bodily 17, we prefer no nsfw interaction due to this fact
i have DID, this is not a roleplay/kin blog
this is a side blog, i follow and like from @/suntraitor
i have a typing quirk, if i ever use it on here i will provide translations
do not interact!
general dni criteria, bigot, proship/anti-anti, terfs/swerfs, etc.
endo/tulpas
syscourse blogs / discourse centric blogs in general
nsfw/18+/kink
thank you for reading
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ghostcasket · 2 years
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how are we doing this nano fellas
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finalbarbiegirl · 2 years
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My gender is just a silly little goose
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lc87 · 1 year
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AND VERY IMPORTANT NOTE
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Look at him.
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jester-png · 6 months
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me personally, if taika waititi looked at me like this and told me to shh i would simply spontaneously combust
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fivesims · 3 months
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i feel genuinely a bit terrified here about all this 👍
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latexclownruff · 3 months
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when you've felt undesirable your whole life up until a string of toxic relationships that make you want someone to want you so badly they can't control themselves but when it actually comes to the scene, I can't safely go through with it
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astropartyz · 1 year
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❤️ ^_^
HELOOOOO HI lag train Because that was your layout when i followed you ^_^
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