#jessie rants

[tomboyjessie13]

Dammit, I thought I escaped the bot account bullshit! I want human followers, not bots!

#jessie rants #spam bots

[jessie-jem]

I might be missing a really crucial piece of paperwork for this thing I'm gonna do next week because no one ever told me about it. I emailed the person in charge and explained that I didn't even know it existed. I'm just really really hoping she's understanding and doesn't tell me I can't do it because I'll be crushed lmao

#im gonna fucking sob if she tells me i missed my shot #because i didnt even know about this form until ten minutes ago #and the form closed today at noon #but i didnt fucking know about it because the people at my school never told me about it #im gonna be so sad if i cant do this now #fingers crossed i guess lmao #jessie rants

[kaathalae-kaathalae]

You guysss I've listening to Sita Ramam songs all day on repeat and and crying my heart out HELP 😭 SOMEONE TAKE AWAY MY INTERNET CONNECTION BEFORE I DECIDE TO RE-WATCH IT

#jessie rants #sita ramam

[squid-princess-teach-swallow]

I have changed my url!!

they-call-me-princess -> squid-princess-teach-swallow

#jessie rants

[deadsprout]

i'm literally so tired of arguing for things that just help people live better for the sake of it. ubi, safe injection sites, free housing, healthcare, trans rights, environmental protectionslike??? hello??? is this thing on???? when did we let the literal cartoon villains decide how we run this place??????

#jessie rants #whatever #like it matters #into the void

[beyourlightbaby]

Never in a million years did I expect to hear Super Tuna in my hostel cafeteria lmao help 🤣

I was just peacefully eating my lunch when someone decided to listen to music with high volume and for a few seconds I was like, huh, why does that sound familiar- before realising it was super tuna and almost choked on my rice 💀 seokjin stans are EVERYWHERE!!

Sadly for unknown reasons the person in question decided to stop it midway and I couldn't hear the song fully :/

and now I miss seokjinnie 🥺

#jessie rants #kim seokjin #super tuna #bts jin #jin #jin bts #bts kim seokjin

[jessie-tries]

Bruh those blood clots were annoying as hell, like hello??? It's been like, 2-3 years and I'll get a random stabbing pain from where they were, not cool. Like aren't ya'll gone, why are you still annoying me???

#blood clot #it's actually annoying me so bad #ill be chilling one moment #and the next i get stabbing cramping pain in my sides #almost died #bc of an incompetent doctor at the time #fun #jessie rants #rant #rant post

[stargirlsfc]

jessie kindly demonstrating her football ick

#flashbacks to millie b. ranting about this too lol #jessie fleming #woso #woso community #portland thorns #canwnt #my gifs

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

Anyways on the topic of Soul Eater, never watched it, but I wonder who would be a weapon and a meister.

Okay SO:

Alphonse and Boo

Alphonse, Seth, and Boo

Seth and Scout

Charlie and Casper

Finn and Sunflower

Faust and Star

Auron and Rook

Lucien and Angel

Jack and Buddy

Like I can see some being weapons like Seth, Charlie, Finn, Rook, Angel, Buddy, and maybe Alphonse.

And obvi the rest are meisters bc imagine Boo welding two weapons while fighting. Alphonse is their main weapon and Seth got added when Alphonse is, and idk if this is true but the weapons gotta eat? So Seth takes over to help fight.

I'll add more input later bc now I wanna read soul eater.

#red rants #yuurivoice #yuurivoice auron #yuurivoice alphonse #yuurivoice seth #yuurivoice charlie #yuurivoice faust #yuurivoice finn #yuurivoice lucien #yuurivoice jessie

[jflemings]

wip week has been slightly set back since tumblr likes to delete my drafts 😁 so i’m making some changes to the wips i’m posting 😁 i’m going to throw myself through a wall 😁

(you might be getting part 1 of party of two this week instead of next)

NEW WIP WEEK SCHEDULE (moving forward)

friday: yard sale - alessia russo

saturday: big sister duties - kyra cooney cross

sunday: viral (or party of two) - jessie fleming

monday: lucky dip!

#pegs RANTS #tumblr u and i have beef #alessia russo #alessia russo x reader #kyra cooney cross #kyra cooney cross x reader #jessie fleming #jessie fleming x reader #woso fic #woso imagine #woso x reader

[tomboyjessie13]

Go figure, I tried to defend someone on DA and I get accused of being a "(name of terrible crime) supporter" and/or the person I'm defending turns out to be a "(name of terrible crime)" after everything's said and done.

Why do I even bother at this point?

#jessie rants

[strawberryscarecr0w]

Me when Seth mom:

I NEED HER

BAHAHAHHAAH SHES SO FINE AND GORGEOUS RAAAAAAAAAAAH

#yuurivoice #yuurivoice jessie #her sons hotter though #bittersweet #strawbeetle rants

[kaathalae-kaathalae]

Y'all, just came back from the cinema after watching Ponniyin Selvan and absolutely no words. Like none. Damn. What a movie! Loved every second of it! The characters are so diverse and each have their own place in the story that can't be replaced. The only way I can describe this film is

EPIC!

#ponniyin selvan #jessie rants

[squid-princess-teach-swallow]

Wheeee my birthday is coming up in a week!!

#jessie rants

[yourcrazyboyokris]

As a kid watching Pokémon shows, I always got annoyed at how the main characters couldn’t figure out that the suspicious people with the same voice and same pokemon and the same absolutely wonderful yet horrible personalities were Jessie, James, Meowth and Wobboffet.

Like imagine there’s two people and a talking parrot who constantly try to steal your pets but every day before they walk up to you, they switch out their Metallica T-Shirt with a tank top so you don’t know it’s them until they take the tiny fedora off of the parrot and take off their shirts, revealing a uniform with a giant H on it and you’re like "Team Hormones!? It was you this whole time!" And then after a massive battle, they run away and you’re like "Wow haha I beat them surely they won’t come back again like they have in the past 927 episodes" and the cycle repeats again and again and again and aga-

#pokemon #pkmn #pokemon show #ash ketchum #rants #rant #team rocket #meowth #wobbuffet #james pokemon #jessie and james #jessie pokemon #Jessie #James #Ash

[jessie-tries]

I'm on the verge of just reporting every temu ad I see on this site as 'see too often' because like what the fuck. I look up what's up with temu (because the prices are way too cheap for it to mean any good) and suddenly I'm flooded with ads everywhere when I used to only see ads for it every once in a while. That was a while ago, and I'm still being shown ads like????????????? Go away???????? I don't want your shitty quality, sweatshop, selling your info to other people shit temu. The number of ads aren't gonna increase my chances of buying their shit, I don't know how they think that's gonna work???? It's just annoying.

#rant #fuck off temu #why the fuck are they everywhere #and their slogan is shit #shop like a billionaire???? that doesnt even make sense since its fast fashion #crappy quality clothes #is basically the name of fast fashion #random rant #jessie rants