#jerkey

[canis-latranz]

absolutely fucking devouring Walmart bacon jerky..This shit is Divine.

#therian #y'all gotta try it #ao fucking.good. #canine therian #therianthropy #coyotetherian #coyote therian #otherkin #otherkind #alterhuman #canine kin #coyotekin #rex's yipyaps 🌲 #jerkey

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

Collection of strong bad having good music

#homestar runner #strong bad #queef jerkey #devo #the cure #london after midnight #baxter #they might be giants

[sotayvis]

boutta create another nibblegate

#erik johnson #NOM NOM NOM #I WANT TO EAT THOSE ARMS LIKE BEEF JERKEY

[sunshades]

#bell.txt #i made this when the trailer dropped but i woke up like Hm. Post It. because i had a bad dream in which i was taking care of a lil cat #and he was so so small like lil molecule kittycat. and i was being careful with him i was feeding him small pieces of lettuce and jerkey #but then i turned around and he accidentally fell in the water and dissolved and i was inconsolable #and then i woke up and was like wow JUST like the sunshower ego #limbus company

[vulcanette]

“Kat, I didn’t know you were the proud owner of the saddest, wettest dog in the world!” Well. Now you know

#personal #a small diary entry #she is so afraid of water so bathtime is HARROWING for her #but we lived #we made it yet again #she got extra dried duck jerkey afterward don’t you worry #my photos #keiko

[wurmwizzard]

his name is Sloppy Wet. he's 3 vienna sausages tall and angelically handsome

#i cannot believe this thing is in my life he looks like sid the sloth #his name is Woodie and he needs to be watched while he poops and hates eggs pasta beef jerkey and everything else a normal dog likes to eat #goober.txt

[clickityweasel]

THINKIN ABT the last time fall ran into his old friends before all that other shit happened to them

#calleach's ward #dnd 5e #dungeons and dragons #fall #dnd #dnd pc #one of them did get turned into jerkey #cward

[anfieldroad]

finally home thank fuck

#never felt better #my cat is trying to eat my beef jerkey😕😕

[occultradio]

oh heated blanket

I love you!

#ohhhh my beef jerkey and celestial pony should be here today eeeeeeeeeee #clover.txt

[muppetcube]

I love formative lesbian experiences at the anime convention

#think i hghposted about this earlier #gave hot girls edibles #gave another hot girl a piece of beef jerkey and also water in the bathroom #had fun at the rave #so many tall beautiful women at this convention #i was so stoned the whole fucking time holy shit sorry to anybody who may've interacted with me #lesbian #butch lesbian #bambi lesbian #anime convention #con alt delete #con alt del 2023 #conaltdel

[sentient-cloud]

finally made it to sky city and I get it. I get buck gordon. I understand u.

I'm glad people get it ...

#i am SO glad you thought to message me about this BDJHBSHb #ugh my true form of becoming “that tumblr user whos really into buck gordon and lemuria for some reason” #asks #vdreamblood #anyway hes SOOO babygirl ugh hes my special little idiot #my boo boo keys.. funny muffler ... jerkey pal #wizard101 #also #fav

[whim-prone]

going to the store to get some cutie oranges and other OFMD themed snacks, what should i get?

#ofmd #ofmd s2 #tell me good snacks #already have oranges for the scurvey #jerkey???? #tapas? #breads and dips #idk idk #PLEASE tell me

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

Woah...... Gay person alert !!!!!! Eewwweweeweewewwwww /s

#shes named after a fucking queef jerkey song send help #contimplating making her like marzipan bc itd be really fucking cute but ppl hate oc x canon :( #i put it on art fight btw if anyone wants to draw her !! #homestar runner #homestar runner oc #pineapple upside down #oc #art

[eleventeenratsinaflannelsuit]

i swear to fuck latin class teaching me that technically a vocative noun (ie. a name when someone is calling it) is supposed to be incased in commas is fucking destroying my fanfiction reading pleasure

because i keep seeing things like “Hello Larry, come help with this snapwobble problem”

and all my mind can offer

is that it’s supposed to be “Hello, Larry, come help me with this snapwobble problem.”

#it’s bad enough that i already get periodically stuck just spelling a word (that is already spelled correctly) out in my head over and over #or seeing a sentence with a comma or elipses and reading it normal and then reading it while saying ‘comma’ and ‘dot dot dot’ for them #and whenever i see dates #like years #i have to order the numbers in numerical order and then go through all the possible mathematical combinations to make New Numbers #like if it said 1928 #id have 1289 and 1+9+8+2 = 20 and 1 tag 8 and 9*2 both equal 18 #and then 18 + 18 = 36 #and then 36 +36 = 72 #and so on and so forth #also that 9-1=8 so then it’s 828 which is basically 414 #then you add 4 and one to get 5 and multiply 5 by the last 4 to get 20 and then 20 times 5 is 100 and 100/10 is 10 and the 9+1 and 8+2 #are both equal to 10 #and 10 is a really Good Number #and you can split it into 1 and 0 and anything divided bh zero is just… nonexistent #and thats cool #and anyways i do that with like all the dates i see and i am #conversely #rather bad at remembering dates #my story-reading is a /tad/ jerkey and split-up lol #just a tad #rat.txt #math #i guess

[thepig]

nvm need to unquit my job so i can make whimsical purchases no consequences

#dolores #if i had a dehydrator i could make beef jerkey. and other stuff maybe

[gramarobin]

#Michigan #Michigan shaped beef jerkey #grandson #funny