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blairsanne · 2 years
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The Brokenwood Mysteries (2018) - S5E4 "The Dark Angel"
He needs a towel. No really he definitely needs a towel and I'm so proud of him.
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mari-beau · 3 days
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Kristin Can't Make Coffee [?/∞] (but Trudy doesn't seem to mind)
The Brokenwood Mysteries 9x06 "Motorcycle Mamas"
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osamatographe · 1 year
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Playing this game in 2022 was painful... but Michael Mando is genius. 
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black--cherry16 · 2 years
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Cursed Slahers #5
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kindle-garten · 3 months
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miles-is-so-gay · 3 months
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what if jason brody had whatsapp what then
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guillotineman · 4 months
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Oppenheimer (2023, dir. Christopher Nolan)
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scarletcitrus · 11 months
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i love far cry 3
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mariwatchesmovies · 13 days
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Oppenheimer (2023) dir. Christopher Nolan cine. Hoyte van Hoytema
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hotmessteaparty · 8 months
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What Narcotic would be like, if someone made it into a romcom
Sooo don't ask me how I got this idea, it somehow happened when I binged the office 😂 I love this show sm and especially the itnro, so here you go. Silly little trailer thingy for Narcotic.
I took the clips from the Far Cry Expirience, "Inside the Amazonian rain forest" by Exploring with Cody on Youtube and a little video from the show "Elementary" (btw this is also the clip that shows the face claim I have for Carlos, which is an actor called Michael DeMello)
So I hope you like this 💖 also shamelessly putting the link to Narcotic here. Again 😂
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slut--for-love · 2 months
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/⁠ᐠ⁠。⁠ꞈ⁠。⁠ᐟ\ノ Hiiii I hope anyone that's see this has a good day please remember to drink water and eat
I just wanted to say that I'm taking requests for slasher fanfics or headcannons as a way to practice my writing skills
I will write for
. Bo Sinclair
. Vincent Sinclair
. Lester Sinclair
. Rusty nails
. Billy lenz
. Brahms heelshire
. Jason voorhees
. Pamela voorhees
. Bubba Sawyer
. Chop top Sawyer
. Nubbins Sawyer
. Drayton Sawyer
. Thomas hewitt
. Carrie White
. Hoyt hewitt
. Monty hewitt
. Tiffany Valentine
. Michael Myers (any version of him)
. Otis Driftwood
. Baby firefly
. Eric newlon
. Jim bickerman
What I will write
. Smut
. Fluff
. Angst
. headcanons
. Platonic relationships (as in their your parents or siblings)
What I won't write
. Pedophilia
. Non-con
. Any fetishes that have to do with feces or urine
. Incest
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blairsanne · 2 years
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The Brokenwood Mysteries (2018) - S5E4 "The Dark Angel"
The detectives meet up at the Toad and Lion to interview the owner, Ray. He confirms that Barnaby was there - with his buddies. He tells them that Barnaby arrived in quite a state, as he'd gotten wet.
We get flashbacks of the trio arriving. This is now our second time seeing this scene, with a little more context, but not much.
Barnaby: "I need a towel. I need a towel- I need a towel!" Cassie: "Really needs a towel~!" Chris: "Look, we're late, but we're here now. Alright? We-we're here now!"
The owner goes on to explain how the comedian arrived shortly after - a half hour late to his own show - and that nobody but the trio thought he was funny. We get another shot of the three of them laughing. ♥
Bonus closeup gif of Barnaby reaching out as Chris says they’re here now, because it amused me.
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thirstyshipper · 1 year
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Vaas, taking out his phone to show a picture: Check this out, this is who I wanna fuck.
Buck: Nice, 10/10
Hoyt: I'd hit, 7/10
Jason: Ayo, that's me.
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almost 5 seasons in and I really do not like bill compton
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i reread the entirety of scott pilgrim in a single day and have come bearing gifts.... part 1?
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slashingdisneypasta · 2 years
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The Best Worst Ex Ever, Julia Cole and Alexandra Kay.
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I have discovered this new song (Above) that i love and will be listening to for the next few days, at least, on repeat and its made me think of a funny, stupid little scenario XD
Ex's of Horror Villains getting together for group therapy (Probably set up by Leslie's ex) that just becomes each of them trying to convince the rest of the group that
their ex was the worst.
Sharing horrible stories and anecdotes that make the rest go oooooof, no!! but still feel convinced that they had it worse, and drinking wine or beer or cordial or whatever, making it a drinking game (Alcohol not necessary), rating each other's different accounts, slandering the horror villains, b o n d i n g (Because in the end this is all huge fun, even if their is competition involved), laughing at how horrible and weird all of what they went through is because what the fuck?? he was a doll! A DOLL!! these are not normal experiences man- , ordering pizza, maybe sleeping over (Locking all the doors and windows and then handing out the appropriate amount of Hypnocil like butter menthols on the playground because y'all are now in this together and that asshole would love nothing more then to crash a sleepover made up of slasher ex's.) because like??? Who else are you gonna complain about this with???
You all need closure-
"When it comes to him, I know I'm gonna win.
No one's ever done bad better.
I've got the best. Worst. Ex. Ever. "
(Unedited dialogue below cut)
"- And then his brothers crashed in and I screamed, because ya know, I'm NAKED- "
"Ugh, twins. Let me tell you about the Sin-Fucking-Clairs- "
"Oh twins are a joke- I had to deal with Hoyt. Do you know what happens when Monty gets his hands on a victims LSD and the fucken 'sheriff' get whiff? No, you don't, but I'll tell you- "
"Every night was an LSD trip with Freddy!- "
"Oh my god... do you remember when he went after Jason? Jason locked me up in his cabin for the duration with 20 boxes of Twinkies and V energy drink."
"W h a t- "
"Oh oh oh! Brahms did that when I tried to leave him!! ... I got various roast beef's, though."
"Oh you bitch- "
"You said bitch! Drink!"
"- Wait roast beef??? Michael burnt my cup noodles, one time."
"Chucky couldn't even reach the damn microwave- of fuck, doll joke. Drink."
"Does anyone need a refill?"
"Yes please. Did I tell y'all that Stu tried to make me have a threesome with him and Billy??... While Billy was with Sydney? Didn't happen, I can tell you that for sure."
"What a douche!"
"Yeah- "
"Ahahahahahahaha... haha... Its funny that you guys think you can beat me in the weird sex stuff category." ( <- Freddy's Ex S/O, to be clear)
"I fucked an ALIEN- " "A ZOMBIE- " "A man made of BEES!!"
"... yeah... I dunno if this is, uh, you know, relevant, or whatever... but Leslie got me to play Laurie Strode to his Michael Myers, once... "
*Michael's ex S/O can be seen fighting back laughter desperately, in the back*
"...- oh fuck I cant believe I haven't told you this yet! Otis propositioned me while I was with Baby!! It was really awkward! I've seen that man fuck himself on corpses. YES PLURAL- "
"Oh my god."
"Actually, should we be drinking at mentions of bad sex?"
"- Fuck no, we would die."
"New topic! Final Girls- "
"- And Andy - "
"Yes, and Andy."
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