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cloudystevie · 3 years

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anyways i look pretty and i have (one) horny thought i will be sharing!!

tw: dom/sub, subspace, degradation, facefucking, slapping, and shoe riding all in one short stupid paragraph skksks

imagine any of chris’ characters (i feel like chris, andy and ransom specifically) are fucking you stupid. like literally your brain is just poof and you feel floaty and dumb and they’re super dominant and are getting off on how ruined and filthy you are. so they sit down and tell you to come suck their cock so you happily comply and take as much of them down your throat as you can, and your makeup is a mess, your eyelash is sticking to your cheek and the other one is missing and you look like a completely debauched slut <3 and they love how filthy and nasty you are. he’s fucking your face and the sounds coming from the both of you are disgustingly nasty but they make you all the more aroused. he’s calling you the dirtiest shit like, “look at you, such a stupid fucking slut” “stupid brain goes so dumb when you see my cock doesn’t it princess?” “just a toy for me to use, just a stupid fucking toy. only here to make me feel good isn’t that right?” and he’s slapping your face when you get too floaty and it makes you drip down your thighs, you’re needy for virtually any friction so you start fucking yourself on his shoe <3 when he’s had enough of your mouth he’s wrapping his hand around your throat and pressing your lips together forcefully and you’re whimpering, unable to stand up straight so he has to hold you up and then he manhandles you face down onto the sofa and pinning your arms behind your back while he completely violates your pussy and <3 yeah this is actually disgusting im sorry im in a weird mood skskskks

#jasmeen says shit #im truly sk sorry for ghis #chris evans imagines #chris evans smut #chris evans blurbs #andy barber smut #andy barber imagines #andy barber blurbs #ransom drysdale smut #ransom drysdale imagines #ransom drysdale blurbs

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ice-creamforbreakfast · 5 years

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Siblings Interview Tag: Zaid, Farrah, Farid and Khalid Al Farsi (Jasmeen is a bit young for this)

I was tagged by @treason-and-plot several centuries ago! Thank you so much, lovely! My subjects are left to right - Farrah, Farid, Zaid and Khalid. I would like to tag @titosims, @ninjaofthepurplethings, @buckleysims, @anotherplumbob, @mysimsloveaffair, @simsmidgen and anyone who wants to do this! Questions and Answers under the cut.

1. Which one of you is the older sibling?

Zaid: I am, by just over two years.

2. What do you like about your sibling?

Zaid: Farrah speaks her mind and stands up for herself, Farid smart, but doesn’t have a massive head about it and Khalid makes me laugh. Farrah: To be fair, Khalid makes all of us laugh...sometimes at him. Khalid: I heard that! Farrah: You were meant to. Zaid looks out for us all, which is great as I was a mess... Khalid: Were? Farrah: Oh haha...Farid makes me think about what I’m about to do... Farid: Sometimes... Farrah: What is this abuse? ...and he has managed to save me from doing a few stupid things and Khalid is a shit. Okay, I like that he might not be smart, but he knows what he wants and well...not many people do. Farid: Zaid really looks out for me, he’s probably my best friend... Farrah: I’m your twin you gobshite! Farid: Farrah is my evil twin. She’s confident and determined and Khalid is a lot smarter than he thinks he is. He’s growing up to be a really decent guy. Khalid: What they all said. I like Zaid for becoming a doctor so that the rest of us don’t have to. Farrah is great because she doesn’t judge when I screw up... Farrah: No, I just laugh at you and take photos. Khalid: True, you’re a total bitch, but that’s not always a bad thing. I was really shitty to Farid when you know...and he could’ve been an arse about it, but he wasn’t. He’s got balls for just being himself. Farrah: He’s neck deep in them, Khal! Khalid: Nooo!

3. What annoys you about your sibling?

Zaid: Nothing major. Farrah: Saint Zaid! Zaid: Farrah talks over me and Khalid has way too much energy. Farid and I used to put headphones on and lock them out. Farid doesn’t annoy me, but he could be more confident in himself. Farrah: Zaid is just too perfect, What Zaid said about Farid and Khalid...how long have you got? Farid: Zaid doesn’t really annoy me, but he needs to put himself first sometimes. As for the other two..well I think that Zaid summed it up pretty well. Khalid: It pisses me off that they’re all so smart...even Farrah. When she wasn’t sneaking boys up to her room, she would get good grades. I wish that Zaid would lighten up and smile more. No one died. Zaid: I work in a hospital, lots of people die. Khalid: SEE? Farrah: I wish that Khal would stop calling himself stupid. That’s my job.

4. Describe your sibling(s) with three adjectives.

Zaid: Farrah is headstrong, determined and a risk-taker Farid is smart, self-conscious and kind Khalid is active, confident and loud Farrah: Zaid is intelligent, reliable and...boring Zaid: Thanks! Farrah: Farid is quiet, book-smart and a nervous-wreck Khalid is hyper, loud and dense. Farid: Skating over that... Zaid is intelligent, considerate and a good friend Farrah is brash, caring... Farrah: Whaaaat?? Farid:...and independent Khalid is athletic, determined and positive Khalid: Zaid is reliable, smart and...well you can trust him. Farid: Trustworthy, Khalid. Khalid: Yeah, that. Farrah is outspoken, stubborn and well...a bit of a bitch. Farrah: True. Khalid: Farid is helpful, shy and forgiving.

5. What is your sibling’s/siblings’ biggest talent(s)?

Zaid: Farrah is an amazing hairstylist and she has a way of putting outfits together that no one else could do...all with two inch nails. Farrah: Aw you’re so nice! I feel bad for calling you boring! Zaid: Farid has a way with numbers and I haven’t once seen him pick up a calculator. He can also wipe the floor with all of us when it comes to video games and Khalid can destroy anyone at most sports...apart from snowboarding. Farrah: Zaid can shoot juice out of his nose...but he also has one of those crazy photographic memories...he’s such a smartarse. Farid can get away with way more than the rest of us because he looks so innocent. He also finished all of our new videogames by the end of the Snowflake Day holidays. I don’t know how! Khalid can burp the alphabet, which is amazing as he can’t spell...I was once forced against my will to go to one of his football matches and he’s a great player. Farid: Zaid can pick up most books and finish them on that day or within a couple of days. I would get distracted! Farrah was able to sneak boys into her room, past our dad. If you know him, that’s an amazing talent. Farrah: I did offer to sneak you one too... Farid: She did. She’s also an amazing stylist and can fix all sorts of hair disasters. Khalid: Like when I turned your hair blue? Farrah: You’re a little shit, but I owned that blue hair. Farid: Khalid is an amazing football player. Khalid: So Zaid is really smart, like Farid said, he can read a book in a day or two! I can hardly...well I don’t really like reading much. Farrah can drink grown men under the table, it’s crazy! She doesn’t even get hangovers most of the time and Farid can count in his head...well he can multiply and stuff too...I don’t know the names of it all.

6. What is your sibling(s) really bad at?

Zaid: Farrah can’t admit when she’s wrong! She just can’t. Farrah: I’m never wrong. Zaid: What about the time when... Farrah: Shut up. Zaid: Farid is bad at making decisions. He needs more self belief and Khalid is bad at spelling and maths...sorry, Khal! Farrah: Zaid is bad at making jokes. I mean he tries, but he’s not really that funny. Farid is bad at speaking up, so I used to speak up for him whether he wanted me to or not. Farid: You used to say “Farid wants...” to get stuff for yourself. Farrah: A small price for my services. Khalid can’t spell or count for shit. Farid: Zaid is bad at putting himself first and he’s...I mean we laugh sometimes, but his jokes are a bit...stale. Zaid: Thanks... Farid: Sorry! Farrah is bad at letting things go, whether it’s a grudge or a joke and Khalid is bad at reading situations and expressions. Khalid: Zaid just isn’t funny, Farrah is bad at...well she can’t say things in a nice way. Farid: She’s as subtle as a brick. Khalid: Yeah...and Farid is bad at controlling his emotions. He was bawling at something on Jaime’s Drag Race last week. 7. Do you have nicknames for each other?

Farrah: Not really. Khalid is sometimes Khal though.

8. What’s one thing you can do that your sibling(s) can’t?

Zaid: Prescribe medication. Farrah: So serious! I can cause an all out war on M*msnet with a few choice words. Farid: Complete Lubo the Llama 3. Khalid: Only because you hogged it. I can play football without tripping or breaking anything.

9. Did you get along when you were younger?

Zaid: Farid and I have always been really close. Farrah too, but she got really into fashion and we just...weren’t, so she made other friends a lot faster. Farrah: Sometimes they’d lock me out of their room. Farid: You were so loud and you’d ask so many questions and try to style us and dress us up! Farrah: You loved it! Farid:... Zaid: Khalid came along and Farrah hated it! She tried to sell him to our next door neighbour. She dropped him too, but luckily it was only on the sofa. Farrah: I tried my hardest. Khal and I would fight all the time, right up until I moved out, but I wouldn’t let anyone else mess with him. Zaid: Farid and I got on fine with him. Farid would always help him with his homework...they fell out for a bit, but it’s fine now. Khalid: I was a bit of a dick. Farid: It’s fine...we all get on now.

11. Are you closer now or when you were younger?

Zaid: We’re much closer now, but we’ve always been close. Farid: Definitely. Living in different houses is great.

12. Did you compete with each other?

Zaid: No, we all wanted different things. Farrah: Khalid and I would compete for attention. I went from being the only girl to being in the middle when Khalid came along. Khalid: Yeah, she was evil.

13. Which one of you is more likely to turn out like your mum or dad?

Zaid, Farid and Khalid: Farrah! Farrah: True... Zaid: Farrah is just Mum but younger, it’s scary! Khalid: Zaid is kind of like Dad though. Farrah: He is, but let’s be fair, even Zaid has more humour than dad!

14. Which one is most likely to have a big family?

Farid: Farrah. Farrah: What? Zaid has triplets and he’s adopting Lucie! I have Hadi. Farid: Come on, you have Hadi, Harry’s younger brother and sister still live with you...Lloyd and Jelena and you’ve got guardianship of Benny. You’re like Susan Kennedy with fashion sense. Farrah: I’m glad you added that last bit. Khalid: I could have lots of children that no one knows about. Farrah: You can’t get your pillow or your socks pregnant, Khal. Sorry!

15. What is one thing about your sibling(s) that has changed as you’ve gotten older?

Zaid: Farrah has become more responsible and it’s pretty scary! None of us would have guessed that she’d be a mum with a full house. Farid: Yeah, that was a shocker! Khalid has become a lot more mature and handles things a lot better without being... Farrah: A dick. Khalid: Hey...wait, that’s pretty fair. Farid: That pretty much. Farrah: Zaid is toning it down with the career stuff now that he’s a dad. It suits him a lot more and he’s happier. Khalid: Farid is a lot more...well he’s himself. He was always quiet and awkward and he still is, but we know he’s not hiding anything.

16. Who’s better at maths?

Khalid: Farid. Zaid: No competition there.

17. Who is more pessimistic and who is more optimistic?

Farrah: Farid can be a bit pessimistic, but Khalid and I are optimists. I don’t know about Zaid... Zaid: I’m a realist. Farrah: You’re something, but the label fell off.

18. Is there anything you don’t like doing together?

Zaid: Watching TV. Farrah and Khalid won’t shut up. Farrah: I’ll second that, you watch some shit on TV. Farid: Zaid is the only one who’ll really play video games with me. The other two are sore losers. Khalid: I hate playing football with Farid. Farid: I hate playing football.

19. Which one of you do you think will get married first?

Zaid: Sophie and I are engaged, but Farrah and Farid aren’t far behind! Farrah: Don’t scare me, I’ve had enough commitment to last me a lifetime recently. I wouldn’t discount Khalid, he could surprise us with Edyta...if she gets her act together. Khalid: No comment. Farrah: What’s that meant to mean? Farid: He’s already married. Farrah: WHAAAT? Khalid: I’m not...but Farid is taking Drew to Champ Les Sims to propose... Farid: Shut up. Farrah: Tell me everything.

20. Lastly, how often do you argue?

Zaid: Farid and I don’t really, but Farrah likes arguing. Farid: I’ve had a few arguments with Khalid too. Farrah: Khalid is a dick. I grew up with three brothers. It was a shitshow and they all annoyed me. Can you blame me? Khalid: Yeah, I can. Farrah: Shut up, Khalid.

#sims-for-breakfast #simsforbreakfast #ts3 #the sims 3 #ice-creamforbreakfast #khalid farsi #zaid farsi #farrah farsi #farid farsi

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matchamorphosis · 3 years

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hi rosie im sorry if ive been sending too many asks to u since yesterday but i just wanted to say i had chicken nuggets and fries for lunch and i thought of u💘💘

OMG JASMEEN I HAD CHICKEN NUGGIES TODAY AND I THOUGHT OF YOU!!! 🥺💗💕💓

also baby four asks isn’t a lot lovely! 😭 I send you like hundreds and I sometimes think that i’m annoying the shit outta you but you aren’t annoying me so don’t worry! 💕💕💕

#jasmeen ☁️🦋✨#ly bby! 💗💘💓 and hope you have a lovely day! 🪄⭐️✨

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kimmykaur · 4 years

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quarantine

right quarantine. So much happened. Here are the highlights I guess?

January- celebrated birthday, went to a sharks game went to a few parties for lohri. Mom is insanely sick

February- Get attacked by Cameron at work, get attacked from Orrin as well facing an inquiry at work. Get dinner with Julia, go to a 1st birthday party for Navi’s kid. Dad leaves for India. First reported case of Covid in Santa Clara County

March- Quarantine starts and people are freaking out and for some reason Toilet Paper is gone? Everything shut down including restaurants. The only things that were open were trails, liquor stores, and essential businesses. Dad was in India, spent hours on the phone getting him on a direct flight home because Trump caused a panic and said that there were no flights from Europe allowed back to the US- which the next day had to be clarified that people that were currently in Europe were allowed to go back home

April-I get rejected from every single grad school and go into a depressive episode. Jasmeen and I did Insanity for 4 weeks.

May-Jyoti completes the OT program and has her graduation. I go over and tell her how I got rejected and she told me that things were going to be ok. Talk to my academic advisor, suggests that I should maybe retake Audiology at a different university. Quarantine dating becomes a thing, I decide to try it out because hey, what else do I have to lose? Ive been on so many insignificant dates now that they become a blur. Tried out Hinge and matched with a guy.

June- Hinge dude and I are FaceTiming and texting/calling almost everyday. One particular facetime we were talking for over three hours, we drank wine, played 20 questions, played the guitar for me, then towards the end he asked if we were in person if he could kiss. I say probably.Outdoor dining started. He asks me out on a date. George Floyd protests happen. Then he had to study for his board exams. Then towards the end of the month he had to pull a 24 hour shift. Classes start.

July-We finally meet up in person in Walnut Creek. Date went really well. Had a few drinks, had a hard care makeout session in his car. Stopped when I got on top of him in the drivers seat and accidentally turned on the CD player which started to play paath. (tbh if that had not happened, it would have gotten very serious) Decide to go on a second date in Berkeley, and it is a nightmare. The red flags I was ignoring on the first date became glaring ( talked about pretty girls, and was on the phone half the time). He also got frustrated when I wouldnt let him finger me (which he tried to do twice during the first date). Still allowed him to do other shit. Left my phone in his car, found a random stranger and called him after trying my phone a few times. Named him Monique on my phone. Got ghosted. Traded in Clifford for my hybrid. Failed my midterm and had to take a W from the class

August- In a new depressive episode. Jyoti is engaged. Dalbir gets engaged, reached out to friends to help process all this. Cried my eyes out a couple times, bought a piano. Mom caught me really upset especially after Dalbir got engaged and I cried and fessed that I’m upset over a guy. Oh and now there are wildfires threatening to destroy our homes. Need to take everything one day at a time. Don’t know what to do. Will things get better?

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ignitesthestxrs · 7 years

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For the Writers Tag, 2, 3, 14 and 36, please? :D

2. Where is your favorite place to write?

at the moment, pretty much any cafe in the historic suburb of devonport. the architecture there is lovely, there’s a beach nearby, and i’m having fun testing all of the french toast in the area.

3. What is your favorite/least favorite part about writing?

favourite - the particular satisfaction that comes with getting a sentence perfect. like you sit back and stare at the screen and go ‘wel shit, me. a++’

least favourite - how much of my ego is wound up in it i guess. i don’t judge my Worth as a Person by it anymore, but if the writing is not going well, i’m not going well. it can be a very devastating thing to put your heart and soul into something and then stand back and go ‘oh...oh no.....’

getting over that is good life practice, but goddamn

14. What does it take for you to be ready to write a book? (i.e. do you research? outline? make a playlist or pinterest board? wing it?)

apparently it’s several aborted first drafts, ten buckets of tears, three life crises, and a fuckton of world building. once my characters have something to stand on and thorough histories that wind into the wordbuilding, i feel much more comfortable telling their stories.

i do not recommend this method.

36. Post a snippet

from sleeping gayly!

“Excuse me for caring.” She paused with her hand one the door knob. “Which reminds me. A guy stopped by for you this morning. A very pretty one.”

She was talking to Margaret, but looking at me. My step-mother paused halfway between tugging her vest on, quirking an eyebrow are Bonne.

“Not that you don't deserve pretty young men chasing you around, Margaret, but he was looking for Jasmine. And I quote, ‘ave you seen ze ‘alf-fairy known as Jasmeen Dacre?’”

All right, so she was talking to me. I wrinkled my nose. “Is that your Capetian accent?”

“What would a boy want with Jasmine?” Margaret asked at the same time.

“Didn't say. Maybe he's an idiot.”

“Boys can be friends,” I pointed out.

“Really? Do you have any friends that are boys?”

I did not.

#sleeping gayly #Anonymous

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cloudystevie · 3 years

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hi guys! this is my official post to say i made a new blog! you can follow it @jannqt ! theres a lot of reasons why i wanna start fresh but i wont get into all of them lol. i wont deactivate this account i’ll still use it i just wanted a fresh slate and kind of a smaller space to myself. im still gonna be on here doing some ‘maintenance’ stuff for a couple of days or however long it takes me lolol anyways tagging all of my mutuals under the cut in order of when we became mutuals lol please feel free to ignore!! <3

@honeychicana @honeyloverogers @donutloverxo @emilykjh @steebsbabygirl @brattycherub @sapphireplums @punani @captainsdolly @geniedetails @fallinforevans @tasteslikeblueberries @kleohoneyao3 @aikeia @drabblewithfrannybarnes @afriendlyblackhottie @chuckbass-love @babyyhoneyydarling @just-one-ordinary-fangirl @frostedfavesmain @speechlessxx @stainedpomegranatelips @dadplease @americasass91 @bluemusickid @queenbeean @pagesoflauren @mianorth @quietmyfearswith @gyllenhaalstories @natasha-romanova-anon @vocalharry @nony-bear @jazzcowgirl @zaddychris @samwilsons-pillowpecs @bitchassbucky @elijahs-wife @foxgloveprincess @a-little-counter-esperanto @grey-csbullshit @buckyownsmylife @libraholland @buckysbabyyy @sinclairy @thesummerpetrichor @fairytalebby @lavendercitizen @cutebbyprincess @heartydior @wayward-blonde @rogersanon @certainaesthetic @harrysthiccthighss @superhoeva @bloomingbucky @steverrogers @fairyevans @poisonbeauty @ritesofreverie @agentofbarnes @navybrat817 @honeyedtulips @howdoyousleep3 @love-more122 @peachyvinyl @buckyhoney @flowerbouquet @buckysbrattybug @christhickevans @littlenymphie @drysdale-barnes @franciose18xx @syntheticavenger

#jasmeen says shit #important #i guess lol

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cloudystevie · 3 years

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WOOFWOOFBARKGRRRRRRUFFURUFUF

#jasmeen says shit #andy barber #chris evans

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cloudystevie · 3 years

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i will never get over the fact that we got andy barber like we fr got a dilf chris evans that is wooofwooofwoooffobarbabrabrkabrk 👹👹👹

#jasmeen says shit #not talked about enough imo

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cloudystevie · 3 years

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i know that me saying 18+ repeatedly won’t make every minor unfollow me or every minor to stop interacting with me because then that’s just wishful thinking. but the thing is, you are actively disrespecting my boundaries. i come on here to have fun, and to find a fun way to unwind after a long day of work and or classes. not to feel uncomfortable in my own space. the least amount of respect you can give me is common human decency and respect my boundary.

i know i don’t know every single minor out there thats following me and going through all five thousand what ever of my followers is highly unrealistic because its not my job to mother you nor to spend so much time on something that i just do as a hobby. but if i find out you’re a minor interacting with me i’ll block you and that’s that.

#jasmeen says shit #important

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cloudystevie · 3 years

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