Chidi: Let me get this straight-
Eleanor: More like, let me run this bi you.
Jason: Let's see how this pans out!
Michael: Allow me to ace-cess the situation!
Tahani: And lesbi-honest about it!
Janet: I'm non-binary.
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hi TV doesn’t have enough bi disasters so here’s my nominations (characters who were HEAVILY HINTED AT BEING BI or I just want them to be)
#1 - Gina Linetti
because she IS
#2 Eleanor Shellstrop (!!)
really?? you’re telling me she isn’t??
#3 Jake Peralta!
just is
SPECIAL SPOT - Janet!
nothing in her protocol specifically bars it
I CANT THINK OF ANY MORE, APOLOGIES
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The many beautiful totally real ladies who definitely are not bots teaming up to seek vengeance on us for blocking them:
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Derek from The Good Place could kill Macbeth, I think. I don’t think he’s ever explicitly referred as a man and is canonically a genderless being (though I don’t recall him ever explicitly rebutting being called a man either so I’m not sure). He was not born naturally but summoned into existence. And his birth parent, Janet, routinely protests being called a girl or a woman. So I’m pretty sure he hits all three clauses.
Janet could also kill Macbeth on all three clauses and she’s not a man (nor a girl), was not naturally born, and was not created by anyone in particular and therefore has no birth parent to speak of let alone one who identifies as a woman.
Yes, both Derek Hostetler and Janet from The Good Place could kill Macbeth!
As stated above, Janet is Derek's creator, and also does not identify as a woman (nor a man), which applies Derek for the Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause, while applying Janet for the Gender Clause!
Janet also applies for the Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause herself, being presumably created by The Makers of Light, Darkness, And Everything In Between.
As for Derek and the Gender Clause, I'm not so sure. He doesn't seem to deny gendered terms like 'man' like how Janet does, and is referred to with he/him pronouns. The wiki lists him as agender, though I believe this is in reference to his canonical lack of genitalia, and as we all know, one's genitalia does not influence their gender identity. We'll leave that alone for now until some more decisive evidence crops up.
In short: Janet applies for all three Clauses, and Derek applies for the Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause.
Thank you for your submission!
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"girl did you just make eleanor and tahani in Pocket Love but since there were limited hair options, tahani has short hair and they both look like 8 year olds for some reason?😡😒"
no i didn't, you're weird.🙂 (yes i did.🙂)
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