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firebenderwolf · 6 hours ago
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Max: Where are you going?
Jake: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car.
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thewalkingdeadroll · a day ago
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Pequeño regalo para nuestros participantes de la trama grupal del foro :) 
(¡sin olvidar por supuesto el grandioso tema que están teniendo también los miembros de La Alianza y de Oceanside!)
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joshua-bradley · a day ago
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Max: I told Jake his ears flush red when he lies.
Harrison: Why?
Max: Look.
Max: Hey Jake! Do you love us?
Jake, covering their ears: No.
Harrison:
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joshua-bradley · a day ago
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Max: I trust Jake.
Chase: You think he knows what he’s doing?
Max: I wouldn't go that far.
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joshua-bradley · 2 days ago
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Max: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Jake: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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joshua-bradley · 2 days ago
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Jake, whining: Can you guys just TRY to see it from MY perspective?
Maxi: *gets on knees*
Max: *crouches down*
Jake:
Jake: I will kill you both in your sleep.
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joshua-bradley · 2 days ago
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Whippet: Can I be frank with you guys?
Reidy: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Jake: Can I still be Jake?
Harrison: Shh, let Frank speak.
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joshua-bradley · 2 days ago
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Hoppo: While I’m gone, Reidy, you’re in charge.
Reidy: Yes!!!
Hoppo, whispering: Jake, you’re secretly in charge.
Jake: Obviously.
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firebenderwolf · 2 days ago
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Reidy: If we were in a zombie apocalypse, who would you leave behind?
Harrison: Jethro
Maxi: Mouse
Whippet: Jethro
Jake: Mouse
Max: Mouse
Joel: Jethro
Mouse and Jethro: *shaking heads* not cool.
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joshua-bradley · 2 days ago
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Whippet: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Reidy: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Whippet, gesturing from Reidy to Jake: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING OUR CHILD WITH ME
Max, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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joshua-bradley · 2 days ago
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Whippet: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Reidy: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Max: I got distracted about halfway through.
Jake: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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joshua-bradley · 2 days ago
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Maxi: Good morning.
Reidy: Good morning.
Harrison: Good morning.
Whippet: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Jake, bursting into the tower: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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joshua-bradley · 2 days ago
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Whippet: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Reidy: >:O language
Harrison: Yeah watch your fucking language !
Maxi: OKAY WHO TAUGHT HARRISON THE FUCK WORD?
Jake: 'The fuck word'.
Max: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Harrison: Oh my god, he censored it
Jake: Say fuck, Max.
Harrison: Do it, Max. Say fuck.
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joshua-bradley · 2 days ago
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Reidy, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Whippet: You did WHAT–
Jake: William Snakepeare
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joshua-bradley · 2 days ago
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Harrison: Why are your tongues purple?
Max: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Jake: I had a red one.
Harrison: oh
Harrison:
Harrison: OH
Maxi:
Maxi: You drank each other's slushies?
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joshua-bradley · 2 days ago
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Harrison: Rules are made to be broken.
Maxi: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Reidy: Uh, piñatas.
Whippet: Glow sticks.
Max: Karate boards.
Jake: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Harrison: Rules.
Maxi:
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joshua-bradley · 2 days ago
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Jake, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Max.
Max: How did you do that without turning around?
Jake: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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joshua-bradley · 3 days ago
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Jake: *hesitantly moving bucket with deadly sea snake in because he’s absolutely terrified of them and is literally not having a good time*
Max: *does nothing to help and is just hysterically laughing at his friends misery*
[ time 2:30 on this video for context ]
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joshua-bradley · 3 days ago
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Reidy, dramatically: She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.
Jake: His name was Jarred, he’s nineteen.
Maxi: When his parents built a very strange machine.
Jesse: Watch that scene! Dig it the dancing Queen!
Max and Harrison, together: AAAAYYYY MACARENA !!!
Whippet, clapping his hands together: Horrible job, everyone.
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joshua-bradley · 3 days ago
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Harrison: So, um, Maxi and I are gonna-
Jake: Oooooh.
Harrison: Stop! It’s not a date!
Jake: Ooh, right! [winks]
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