I gave my cat, Jake From State Farm, a treat and he did the sparkle transformation thing into the OG Jake From State Farm, like Beast from Beauty and the Beast, and then he gave me free insurance and left.
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Well, I started writing another Jake series.
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Dazai would be the person who gets Instagram and literally only follows Jake from state farm
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“𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝.”
“h░░░░░░e░░░░░░░l░░p”
“𝚒𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚔𝚒𝚍”
A stimboard of SPEAKERPHONE for anon!!
📞-📞-📞
X - 🩶 - X
🎤-🎤-🎤
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Haha. I don’t know had this idea a while after seeing another GEICO commercial and then remembering seeing Flo as a Halloween costume at the Halloween store. … So yeah ta da Tumblr poll.. again.. oops.
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Musical - discussion
DIRECTOR : There was a mistake
SOPRANOS: It was the altos
ALTOS : It was us.
TENORS : There was a mistake ?
BASSES : What page are we on ?
― Chorister Kiwi Meme
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i feel like jake from state farm is subway in community. i dont even have to elaborate.
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Heyyyyy Emily, love your stuff. Pls tell me that you're posting the next part of The Younger Kind on Monday.
Hey, nonny. Thanks so much. I've been working really hard to try to get the next part ready for tomorrow, and it's looking good. I just need to proofread it. I know it has been stressful waiting!
I'll actually post my schedule for this week here:
Monday: The Younger Kind part 56
Tuesday: An AU blurb for The What If Collection
Wednesday: Covering the Classics part 4
Thursday: A Roo and BG one-shot
ALSO, I'll be traveling a bit, but I'll answer my asks when I can, so please don't stop sending them in! AND, I'm working on TWO new Bradley series and TWO new Jake series, so thank you for always being so engaging and lovely and keeping me motivated!
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For Jake From State Farm, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's love story is straight out of his wildest dreams.
"It's the sweetest thing ever," the insurance company spokesmodel Kevin Miles told E! News' Francesca Amiker exclusively at the 2023 GQ Men of the Year party Nov. 16. "Travis is such the greatest guy. I mean, he's funny. The charisma is just oozing out of him. A great athlete. I'm excited for it. And it just seems sweet."
So yeah, it hits different. As he raved of the duo, "It's the cutest thing ever."
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