#jade's ice cream

[egophiliac]

I was really in the mood to do some masquerade fanart, but I didn’t feel like coming up with anything original, so here’s some of my favorite (...slightly paraphrased) bits from the first part. I don’t know where it’s going, but it’s pretty fun so far!

also one that isn’t canon except in my heart:

(disclaimer that this is a Joke)

(he is a horrible little rat man, but to be fair, so is everyone else)

(if you don’t like horrible little rat men why are you even playing this game)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #glorious masquerade #hey rolly is your big secret plan to give malleus the best day ever because so far it's working #he got INVITED to go on a TRIP and his favorite humans are there and there's GARGOYLES #not to mention his special little fancy boy outfit with a special little fancy boy hat that has room for his horns! #round it out with an ice cream social to put a nice button on it #the only downside is that the building is too nice. mal likes his buildings REAL shitty. #he WILL say this to your face. #(this is why he never gets invited anywhere.) #anyway cannot overstate how delightful it is to see jade be like 'i would also like to destroy something' #go for it! indulge that id! #azul doesn't care as long as you keep it to things he's not personally responsible for! #not included but also appreciated: trein spending twenty minutes discussing the care arrangements he made for his cat #then having a tearful goodbye with said cat #(the care arrangements boil down to 'i asked my coworker to feed him') #(crewel is a friend to all animals apparently and that's the most surprising twist so far)

[heartscrypt]

jadekali commission for @victoryshowers !! they are frolicking in the sun and having iced creams. god i wish i was them.

#twst #twisted wonderland #jade leech #kalim al asim #jadekali #kalijade #kalim x jade #their ice cream matches rhe others color palette fun little tidbit #jades got salted caramel kalims got cotton candy #heartscribbles

[striderpups-reborn]

When both your husband and your daughter chase after the ice cream truck, you have to take precautions.

#jade harley #dave strider #davejade #wife art #She's just mad because she wanted that powerpuff girls ice cream so bad #He shouldn't even be having sugar past 3pm

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Rose: Poison is a girl’s best friend.

June: I thought that was cocaine.

Jade: if you consult the Venn diagram, you can clear the confusion very quickly!

#submission #Source: Tumblr user animentality #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #rose lalonde #june egbert #jade harley #mod terezi #this venn diagram needs more circles #i nominate murder and ice cream

[rath00ker]

This is my list of what each Twst characters favorite flavor of ice cream is. I have no reason for this. I’m just bored

Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts: Strawberry ice cream

Trey Clover: Vanilla. He seems like that guy who’s just fine with Vanilla ice cream

Cater Diamond: He doesn’t really like sweet stuff but if he got one I think he’d just get Coffee Flavored ice cream

Deuce Spade: Chocolate.

Ace Trappola: Cherry ice cream

Savanaclaw

Leona Kingscholar: Vanilla but like with chocolate chips

Ruggie Bucchi: Birthday cake ice cream

Jack Howl: Mint

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto: Chocolate Ice cream with brownie bits in it

Jade Leech: Pistachio Ice cream because he’s a fucking freak

Floyd Leech: Rocky road

Scarabia

Kalim Al-asim: Cookie Dough

Jamil Viper: Salted Caramel

Pomefiore

Vil Schoenheit: Strawberry banana flavored (He definitely prefers smoothies but cmon. Everyone wants ice cream sometimes)

Rook Hunt: Moose tracks

Epel Felmier: His family probably makes an apple flavored ice cream so he just eats that

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud: M&Ms ice cream

Ortho Shroud: can’t have ice cream he a robot :(

Diasomnia

Malleus Draconia: His favorite food is actually Ice cream but I think he likes Fudge Ice cream the most

Lilia Vanrouge: Strawberry ice cream with nuts on top

Sliver: French Vanilla

Sebek Zigvolt: Says his favorite flavor is Fudge but it’s actually Mint chip ice cream

#Azul eats ice cream while crying #he’s so real #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #azul ashengrotto #floyd leech #jade leech #jamil viper #leona kingscholar #riddle rosehearts #trey clover #cater diamond #deuce spade #ace trappola #ruggie bucchi #jack howl #kalim al asim #vil schoenheit #rook hunt #epel felmier #idia shroud #ortho shroud #malleus draconia #lillia vanrouge #sebek zigvolt #twst sliver

[strawbbfluff]

one thing about me is fake pity will make me weak in the knees every time

#jade stfu #ITS JUST SO #TINGLY #DOES THST MAKE SENSE #i’m eating ice cream rn by the way if anyone cares

[ghosinshambles]

They both got the funky its part of them now-

#drawing #my art #twisted wonderland #twst grim #twst yuu #twst #twst oc #twst jade #twst floyd #jade leech #floyd leech #fedora is just sitting there menacingly #eating mint chip ice cream

[candyk0rn]

Hello. I read a request about the guys witnessing their s/o's popsicle falling before, and I really enjoyed it a lot 🥰 Can I request the same scenario but with Jade, Azul, and Lilia? Thank you! You can ignore this if you don't want to.

Hi hi! That was a really liked ask! And to be frank, I quite enjoyed writing it! I’m happy it was so enjoyed by many, so I hope this one brings it justice.ヾ(๑⃙⃘´ꇴ｀๑⃙⃘)ﾉ (And sorry if these are shorter, writers block has hit me in the head..)

Link to og post: here

Gender neutral reader (per usual!)

Jade, Azul, and Lilia reacting to reader dropping a popsicle and being sad about it

Jade:

Hm, what an interesting reaction to have

It’s only a mere food item, he’s not sure why you are so upset over it

He chuckled lightly before getting a napkin and disposing of the dropped popcicle

“Now, let’s go get you a new one, yes? Perhaps you won’t drop it this time.~”

He’s not much of a tease,

At least, not an intense one~

So he’s not going to let you forget how upset you were after that

But; seeing how sad you were about it made him feel slightly defeated

But also encouraged to get you a better Popsicle 😊

Still not going to let you live this down, though, he will just be subtle about it

Azul:

Like Jade, he’s rather confused on why you look so upset

But he’s a LOT more sympathetic

Like come on, he would be sobbing if he dropped his ice cream

He pats your back reassuringly, telling you it was only an ice cream, and he could always get another one

He is beyond awkward about it though

He has an idea set in mind, to simply buy you an ice cream, get you happy and continue on with your walk

But he is rather clueless on how to do step one

He tried patting your back probably twice, but he didn’t think that would work

So instead of just a regular popsicle,

He gets you one of those couple milkshakes with the two straws

(Everyone knows what I’m talking about, right?)

Y/N: Azul, I thought you were on a die-

Azul: Shut up and eat it.

Lilia:

He laughs rather loudly, patting you on the back in response to your sad little face

“Khee hee, it’s okay, we will get you a new one!~”

He is shocked to see you cared so much for…an ice cream cone but…

Other than that he will get you a new one!

In fact, make that two new ones!

He’s going to buy you the whole ice cream shop!

You actually have to stop him from buying too many popsicles and Ice cream cones

It’s really hard to tell when he’s being sarcastic or serious

They’re both the same tone

But I’m sure he cheers you up by the end of this :)

Thanks for reading!

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #sequel #jade leech x reader #jade leech #azul ashengrotto #azul ashengrotto x reader #lilia vanrouge x reader #lilia vanrouge #ice cream 🍦

[ask-jadeharleyy]

best ice cream flavor?

GG: mint chocolate chip!! :D

#homestuck #jade harley #mod ikna #ive never had mint chocolate chip ice cream but its green so. #i was *this* close to put chocolate chip cookie dough hahah #transgendercombat #ask

[lu-kario]

gon be a birthday boy in just two hours,,,,,,,

#its kinda sad to think about idk #i wanna sleep till 2 pm eat some ice cream and then go to sleep again #also wee took some cool pics of my reita cosp today they turned out cooler than i expected kdfghjdfg #theyre on my ig if anyone wants to look idc #but the kicker is #the wig and that stupid bandana gives me a headache just after an hour of wearing it ughh #if he's going on my con lineup i might die ngl KJHDFGK #cant wait for the con tho #its the same as last year except im probs gonna go all three days #planning to cosplay tori ofc #squall or yoru #and jade from hnk :D #hope its gonna be fun weeee #DONT MIND THE TAG SPAM LOL

[dlnqnt]

hayang's animated asmr — ice cream truck🍦

#hayang #ice cream truck #jade made #i found this at like 4am and fell in love look how cute !!

[m34gs]

You know, we talk a lot about the Housewardens, but I want to know what are the vice housewardens' favourite ice cream flavour? 👀

Ooooh this is gonna be lots of fun to answer! Thank you for asking, I agree we should discuss the vice housewardens more too!!!

Trey - Honestly, I think Trey would like vanilla the best. It pairs so well with almost any baked dessert, and it isn't an overwhelming flavour. I think he would enjoy the sweet simplicity of it. I also think he would love having it with fresh-baked pies.

Ruggie - Ruggie comes from a family that probably didn't spend a lot on ice cream, and it's hinted at that there's young ones he helps look after (siblings? cousins? neighbourhood kiddos? I don't really know but any of those is just as likely) so I imagine that when ice cream was bought, it was bought in a large quantity that was probably on sale, in a flavour that was probably "safe" as in, popular among the majority. For this reason, I think Ruggie would be in love with stuff that is more unique than plain old vanilla or strawberry or chocolate because 1. he didn't get those as a kid, and 2. it means he gets to have it to himself and enjoy it all. I think his number one favourite flavour would be pumpkin ice cream, because it's a different flavour...not too outlandish but definitely not one that is common among ice cream parlours.

Jade - Jade...Oh, Jade. Why must you torment me even in my own headcannons. Alright, so Jade has a favourite ice cream (technically a gelato). It's called "Byakuya". BUT, he's only allowed it on Very Special Occasions. Why? Because it is $6696.00 per serving. PER. SERVING. JADE. Why is it so gosh-darn expensive? Because it is made with Very Expensive white truffles. And look me in the eye and tell me that Jade wouldn't try an ice cream that comes packaged with truffle oil? (I'm sorry I just...I don't know what truffles taste like but research says they're savory, and my personal taste does not like to mix a lot of sweet and savory). And a hand-made metal spoon???? Part of me wonders if he lists this one as his favourite just so he can watch Azul break the bank on the twins' birthday. But honestly, I read about this ice cream here, and couldn't help but think about how it was Such a Jade Thing.

Jamil - I think Jamil would like Vanilla ice cream with some Cinnamon sprinkled on top. It's simple, but a yummy combo, and I think at the end of the day he wants an easy dessert he can enjoy. Plus, he pretty much never runs out of it; those are two ingredients you can find anywhere.

Rook - Rook likes a soft serve vanilla and chocolate ice cream in a cone. It's swirled beautifully and the two different colours really bring out that shape. He enjoys both chocolate and vanilla for taste, so in his mind this is the perfect mix of both. Also, it means he gets romantic ice cream cone dates with Vil. :D (in my opinion, ice cream is completely fine in either a bowl or a cone, but it is 100% More Romantic in a cone).

Ortho - Bubblegum for Ortho. It's a fun colour (usually blue or pink) and it has chunks of candy in it! What's not to love? I think Ortho is a "try everything" kind of person, but I think he would just really love the appeal of the bubblegum flavour ice cream. I also feel like it reflects his fun attitude and child-like wonder very well.

Lilia - Again. Why must I be tormented. But you cannot expect me to think Lilia would go for something normal...No no, he likes to experiment. He is out there trying anything and everything that he can, for the experience. Just a dude living his life to the fullest, and I love that for him. I think Lilia would list Pizza Flavoured Ice Cream as his favourite. Based on the pizza ice cream listed here, made with tomato, basil, oregano, salt and garlic, it would be very savory. Maybe a bit like a cold slice of leftover pizza? I'm not sure...but regardless, he is thriving off of it.

There you go! Those are my headcanons! What are yours, friend??👀 Also, no judgement towards anyone who likes the savory ice creams, it is just my personal preference that I do not.

#twisted wonderland #vice housewardens #headcanons #ice cream #favourite ice creams #my headcanons #for fun #I love my chaotic gremlins but I think Jade is gonna give Azul a heart attack over spending one of these days...

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jade: john are you okay?

John, who just slipped: yeah my ice cream’s alright

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jade harley #john egbert #mod terezi #ok there's two ways to read this #either a) he was having ice cream when he slipped and that is fine but he is not #or b) he is not fine and he is concussed

[ambrozians]

new favorite headcanon is roy and jade telling each other things but in their first language because they know the other can’t understand. they use a language barrier to their advantage and make jokes or confess things (love) that they’re not ready for the other to know just yet.

#🐱🏹 #only lian can understand both but she won’t translate w/o adequate compensation #that is to say buy her some ice cream or cookies and she’ll fold #it’s all fun and games though til jade puts her fast language acquisition to good use #and responds to something roy said in navajo

[bloodmoon24]

Reblog to your answer opinion

I made this just for fun (also I’ve always wanted to try something like this)

(PS: M, J, and I are their initials, if you didn’t know. Like Moon, Jade, and Ice)

And this is for any kind of Sonic franchise, not just the ones I used for their photos

#my edits #ice the ermine #Jade the cat #moon the bat #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #blaze the cat #amy rose #rouge the bat #infinite the jackal #tangle the lemur #whisper the wolf #vector the crocodile #espio the chameleon #cream the rabbit #vanilla the rabbit #dr eggman #knuckles the echidna #miles tails prower #who is who to you? #always wanted to try this

[thatonerooklover]

octavinelle boys ice cream headcanons

(3/?)

Azul Ashengrotto

Picky eater bitch, now listen despite having the taste of a 5 year old I will not just give him vanilla ice cream because that's boring. Getting that out of the way, Azul would only want the most high quality of ice cream so anything store bought would be out of the question. That's why I purpose such ice cream now.

Sea Salt Ice Cream Bar, such as seen at Tokyo Disney. See that people? That's how you advertise Disney's own properties within itself, you know Azul would take that as a marketing point. Other than that, Azul would require these to be prepared personally by Floyd himself, homemade and fresh of course. Oh? You didn't know that Floyd makes and handles all the food in Mostro Lounge, and that he also made the menu? Well, now you know who is behind that salad that you are currently eating.

(Yes yes, we use Disney to advertise Disney)

Jade Leech

Ok, so ima be honest.

There are not many things that I fear..

But, Jade Leech?

He scares me.

But back on track, here our good old Vice Housewarden definitely works a lot. I mean, when working as a literal mafia member is your day job you can't really think that it would be easy. Dealing with shitty customers, having to help with paperwork, and sometimes having to 'dispose' of a individual. And even though we are talking about a probably psychopath.. Probably? Maybe?.. Definitely a sadist, everyone still needs something to chill their scales off.

I offer some Matcha Green Tea ice cream, one of Jades special talents is making tea for various reasons. So I'll take that and assume that he enjoys tea as well, other than mushrooms I'll say that tea is like, what, 3# on his list of favorite things to consume? Right after octopus carpaccio and the other kind of mushrooms.

Floyd Leech

Now, the moment you all have been waiting for. I know the Floyd-sters are in the backyard just waiting and raving for the quintessential affirmation on the favorite Ice Cream of this little evil shit, well, boy do I have information for you. And it will rocky road rock your world, because ladies, gentlemen, transformers.

Floyd Leech, doesn't have a favorite flavor of ice cream.

Why?

Because it's all about, the cone. That's right, the cone. You see this man is bipolar as shit, meaning that his moodswings are very drastic and always changing. Meaning that he would not so easily constraint himself to one flavor of ice cream, limits are what he dreads. But then you have a cone, something that always can go with any ice cream.

Not only do cones work as a side snack, but they also just add to the experience of ice cream to Floyd. Expect this man to be eating the shit outta that cone, and he would rather die than eat ice cream in a bowl.

Thank you for your time.

I've been having the time of my life when writing these, it's genuinely fun to look at a topic that is simple and dive deeper into it. Next up, will be both Scarabia & Ignihyde because they only got 3 bitches we can do in it. Sorry Ortho, you can't even eat.

#twisted wonderland #twst headcanons #azul ashengrotto #floyd leech #jade leech #ice cream