this is for you @uhhbeans my most beloved
ok so like. originally seán made a game about the egos that was so successfull that a company that makes movies approached him with an offer to make a movie based on his game
BUT
we all know what seán is doing to these characters now, the anomaly found video and the comics are just the tip of the iceberg. so, let's revamp the actor au!!
(backstory, info about the actors and some headcanons under the cut)
before we properly start: seán is friends with a guy named antony; they started to talk when "jacksepticeye" was created, antony used to help him with some of the editing. so, in this universe, antony was one of the editors along with alice
seán always discussed this story with his editors, and antony was the one that really motivated, gave new stories, reasons, showed how he could make it better, and act better as well!! he's an actor too :]
so, when seán (i'm repeating his name too much sorry) started to change the route of the story and said he wanted something more serious, antony (and a team, ofc) helped him develop Anomaly Found. and for all his help and ideas, seán asked his friend to portray anti from now on. and antony couldn't be more honoured
so, anomaly found happens! seán's chase here like irl. and the comics come out, and much more stuff, etc etc. to give the egos an ending, he decides to make it a movie, but since he couldn't like. act as 5 dudes and at the same time help with production, he decided to hire actors!
WITH YOU, THE SEPTIC CREW!!
Elias Schmidt, German, 32, as Henrik Von Schneeplestein!
Ryan White, American, 35, as Chase Brody!
Oliver Williams, British, 39, as Marvin the Magnificent!
Patrick O'Brien, Irish, 35, as JackieBoyMan!
George Cole, British, 43, as Jameson Jackson!
and finally, Antony Moore, British, 40, as AntiSepticEye!
and now, some headcanons of this AU for the soul :]
Seán and Antony were the ones to make the auditions, and they both wanted actors that could bring their experiences and thoughts into the characters
bc of that, Elias' german (but not a doctor, that'd be asking too much), George's mute and Patrick's autistic
Elias is very good at acting as Henrik, but he's not like him in the slightest. he's the youngest of the crew and a big jokester
despite that, he loves Henrik to bits! he's always doing lives and videos like "henrik answers your questions" while they're filming
this is Ryan's first big budget movie, and he's kinda nervous about it
different from Chase, he isn't married and honestly hates alcohool. when asked, he usually says "so is anyone interested in being my stacy? aside from the divorce and well. the horrors"
Elias jokes he's much more like initial Chase (he watched all the videos about the egos, even if Seán said it's not necessary bc a lot changed) and Ryan's much more like fanon Henrik
Patrick and Ryan are the most serious of the crew, it's hard to get a smile out of them. that doesn't mean they don't enjoy the movie or their company, ofc!
Antony's a dad! his son plays as Chase's kid bc it was the only kid that wasn't scared of Anti's makeup (and the antiaverage shippers of this universe enjoy this fact a lot)
Oliver and George are the ones who unintentionally spoil the most
Oliver looovees to talk and read about Marvin shipps. he's feeding the marvelsepticeye shippers very well!
Patrick on the other side isn't very happy in joining his shenanigans lol
George is a modern man, he loves his cellphone and his bluetooth earphones, so acting as Jameson (a man from 1920s) was a bit of a challenge to him, but he loves challenges!
he's very vocal about ableism towards mute people. and also very vocal about jj's sexual life
if they ever went to buzzfeed to promote the movie, Patrick would loooove the puppy interviews and George and Elias would loooove the "[x] reads thirst tweets"
when asked if they knew jacksepticeye,
Elias: ofc, who doesn't? i used to watch his videos all the time! what do you mean he's the one behind this
Ryan: i used to watch a bit when i was younger, we're the same age so it was like hanging out with a friend. what do you mean he's the one behind this
Oliver: ooh, i guess so? my siblings used to watch this dude like, all day. he's the one doing this? neat, i guess
Patrick: of course, everytime i mentioned i'm from Ireland people used to be like "omg jacksepticeye's from there!!!", it kinda annoyed me. he's the director????... he didn't hear me, right?
George, signing: who?
Antony: i heard he's a pain in the ass to work with (cut to Seán telling him to shut the fuck up)
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