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cvmsterfire · 11 months

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ryan and bam >>

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bamfvckingmargera · 3 months

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johnny on film

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bammywritesfavtiktoks · 4 months

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Screaming crying throwing up every time

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myownprivategeocity · 4 months

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missing them… </3

𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐

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ironmadien38 · 6 months

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Not now honey, mommy is reading jackass fanfiction

(send in recommendations 🤫)

#jackass #johnny knoxville #steve o #cky crew #ryan dunn #bam margera #chris pontius #jackass 3d #danger ehren

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ckydvd · 5 months

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#jackass mtv #jackass #jackass 3d #jackass the movie #johnny knoxville #steveo #jackass number two #2000s media

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knoxvillegender · 21 days

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he needs to be eaten alive.

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE in JACKASS 3D (2010)

#ender.txt #queued #johnny knoxville #jackass #jackass 3d

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mfitzgerald · 8 months

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that’s a fact

#steve o #wildboyz #jackass #jackass 2 #jackass 3.5 #jackass 3d #jackass forever #johnny knoxville

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whalesharkgummer · 8 days

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jackass necklaces from depop, emmaeboddy

`` ~ ୨୧ ♡

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justknoxville · 9 months

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this one’s for my Chris Pontius girlies ♡︎

#johnny knoxville #mtv jackass #bam margera #chris pontius #so bbg #hes my little meow meow #we love her #90s mtv #jackass 3d #jackass tumblr is so dead rn so i’m doing my part #jackass the movie #jackass number two #jackass forever #steveo

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bloatedandalone04 · 1 year

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Warnings : mentions of smut, swearing, kinks, jackass related topics

Goes from young Johnny to older Johnny (briefly) <3

Do not copy or repost anywhere.

❥︎First things first, hello age gap.

❥︎You meet when you’re 23 and he’s 30 (Jackass: The Movie era).

❥︎From the first look, man was in love.

❥︎Like full on, head over heels, in love.

❥︎Obsessed, even.

❥︎Physical touch is this mans love language.

❥︎With that being said, he’s rarely not touching you in some way.

❥︎Will always have a hand on you when he’s driving somewhere.

❥︎Head kisses (side, top, forehead) are an everyday occurrence.

❥︎You are literally never sad as this man is just so effortlessly funny, you laugh at every little thing he does.

❥︎Seriously, one time he dropped a can onto his foot and the way he looked so offended at a can had you nearly crying yourself into an early death.

❥︎Of course, he brings you with him to set for every Jackass film, just so he can show you off.

❥︎Even lets you do a few, yet mediocre, stunts that end up in the .5 films.

❥︎You’ve pretty much seen every injury ever and think of yourself as a self-taught nurse.

❥︎People who don’t know either of you would think that you’re both on something with the way you fool around with one another, especially in public.

❥︎This man will slow dance with you at every bar imaginable, just ‘cause he can.

❥︎His focus is 99% on you whenever you’re in the same room as him.

❥︎Jeff could be going over safety protocols and Johnny would have his eyes on you the entire time, sufficiently ignoring everything that’s being said.

❥︎Which usually ends up with Johnny hurting himself in the exact way he was warned about.

❥︎Anyway, mans a top for sure.

❥︎Also, dom af.

❥︎He is very experienced in bed, that much was obvious, and he only got better as he aged.

❥︎It’s a weekly, sometimes daily, occurrence, let’s be real.

❥︎Mans just can’t keep his hands off you.

❥︎Will literally go down on you at any given moment.

❥︎And man is he ever good at it.

❥︎Sex goes one of three ways, one; multiple orgasms from you, two; edging you until you’re literally crying, three; a one and done deal.

❥︎This man is far from vanilla, by the way.

❥︎He is so loud in bed, like seriously.

❥︎He also whimpers A LOT.

❥︎Absolutely WORSHIPS your body.

❥︎Hands; everywhere.

❥︎Clothes; discarded long ago.

❥︎Completely MELTS when you go down on him.

❥︎Very much whipped for you.

❥︎Pet names are a given.

❥︎Baby, babydoll, sweetheart, honey, doll - literally anything other than your name, really.

❥︎Will buy you flowers often.

❥︎Honestly, quite a chaotic couple.

❥︎But the vibes are there, for sure.

❥︎Y’all get married about three years into the relationship.

❥︎He just couldn’t wait any longer.

❥︎Now, fast forward to his Jackass Forever era and more specifically, when he embraces the silver and ditches the dye.

❥︎You never thought grey hair could be so attractive.

❥︎He’s still as in love with you as he was the day you met.

❥︎Still gives you flowers.

❥︎And he still fucks you with over another decade worth of more experience.

❥︎He just doesn’t last as long.

❥︎Overall, this man was yours from the second he saw you, and you were his.

#jackass 3d #jackass 2 #jackass 3 #Jackass 2.5 #jackass #jackass x reader #jackass imagines #johnny knoxville #johnny knoxville imagines #johnny knoxville x reader #johnny knoxville smut

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babybammargera · 2 months

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Bunny and Baby Lifeguards on duty

Party boy x fem reader (early jackass era)

You’re sitting on the floor of the van brainstorming ideas for skits with the boys and Jeff. Normally you’d get thrown into something chaotic with Ryan or maybe Ehren but apparently, fans like it when you interact with Party Boy. Jeff looks at you, “How do you feel about doing the lifeguard bit with Pontius?” You shrug and look up from your iPod, “depends on the context. “Tony Hawk just bought a house and the pool is currently empty. And we somehow convinced him to film a bit with Bam, Dave, Steveo, Ehren, and Weeman where they're skating the pool basically slamming into each other trying to skate and you two get to shoot them with paintball guns and look pretty in bikinis. You in?” You crack a smile, “Chris is prettier than me and pulls off a bikini better but I'm down, Bam and Sleepo have been pranking me a ton this week so I'm ready to get them back.”

The next day the crew arrives at the house and everyone is setting up and getting ready. You had already gotten dressed for the day, A black bikini top with the jackass logo on it and short black shorts to match. You touch up your makeup and hair in the mirror then head outside. Pontius bounces up full of energy wearing a full cheetah print bikini with matching bunny ears, “Hey if there's time could you braid my hair in two fishtail braids it's fucking hot.” You nod and sit down on one of the pool chairs Jeff had brought for the bit, “Pigtails?” He settles on the ground between your feet smiling, “You know me so well.” Despite how long his hair is you make quick work of the task and finish them just as Jeff gathers everyone up for filming, “Okay so here's the paintball guns I'll let you two figure out how you wanna introduce the bit but we've settled on Pool of Pain for the name.” he runs to his director's chair and sits down. Pontius strikes a “sexy” pose as Spike starts filming, “Hi I'm Bunny the lifeguard and I'm here with my friend and the true eye candy of jackass y/n and she's helping me on lifeguard duty today at the pool.”You look over your sunglasses at the camera and smile, “This is the Pool of Pain and trust me there's gonna be a lot of it.” You turn as the camera pans to the other boys and nail Steveo right in the leg with a brightly colored paintball. One by one they drop into the pool narrowly avoiding each other at first but then quickly beginning to collide as they try to avoid the paintballs. Ryan is the first to bail scrambling out of the pool tossing the battered-up skateboard he probably borrowed from Bam to the side, “All right I'm out!” You crack up at the sight, “Come on Ry can't take the heat?” He flips you off and lays in the grass. Soon the others follow suit one by one crawling out of the empty pool with various bruises and scrapes splattered with neon paint. Steveo gets close to the camera wiping his face with his shirt, “That fucking sucked dude.” Jeff giggling behind the monitors calls it a wrap. Adjusting your top you glance at your partner in crime for the day, “Ya know if you take away the paintballs it looked pretty fun.” Tony walks by and puts his helmet on your head, “Go skate if you want.” You make a face and set the sweaty helmet to the side before picking up Bam and Steveo's discarded boards, “care to join the party Pontus?” He grins and takes off his bunny ears, “hell yeah!”

#jackass #chris pontius headcanons #chris pontius x reader #party boy #jackass fanfiction #jackass boys #jackass imagine #jackass 2 #jackass 3d #jackass the movie #jackass number two #bammywrites #bammy writes #jackass headcanons

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vivalaboopsstuff · 11 months

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#bam margera #danger ehren #dave england #chris pontius #jackass #johnny knoxville #ryan dunn #preston lacy #wee man #jackass moodboard #jackass 3d #jackass 2

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philipjohnclapp · 9 months

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Heyy idk of ur requests are open

If they are, could you please do some head canons with Steve-o with a 2000s popstar reader like, kind of like Britney Spears because I fucking love her btw looooove ur writing 💗💗💗

Steve-O Dating a Popstar Reader Headcanons

A/N: I hope this is okay, I’ve mastered Steve-O to a T, Y/N? Not so much. This might work; if y’all want more feel free to request. implied female reader.

- You’re his bimbo girlfriend even if you aren’t a bimbo.

- That’s his name for you.

- He thinks your smoking hot.

- Wonders how he ended up with you.

- His friends think you’re an escort, at least at first they did.

- Now they think you’re his sugar baby.

- Listens to all your music and is very supportive; even though he’s a rocking roll man.

- Fucked around once and turned the amplifier up so loud, and got so close his ears bled.

- Was listening to your music at the time, he said your music was and I quote “so good that his ears bled.”

- Literally almost went deaf.

- He goes with you everywhere pretty much, you call him your “trophy boyfriend.”

- Definitely do all the “rockstar” like shit and get wasted.

- You constantly tell him you aren’t a rockstar.

- One time he asked you if you were friends with Tommy Lee.

- He got jealous?

- And then he threw up and passed out.

- Y’all cuddle every night.

- Especially after sex.

- Let’s you sometimes do makeup on him, he proceeded to bat his lashes and then he was kissing all the guys to mess with him.

- Somehow he contracted crabs or something from it and you made him sleep in a different room for like a month.

- He was sad.

- ALWAYS I mean ALWAYS does some sort of trick on stage before you preform.

- Hangs out in the mosh pit a LOT.

- Sometimes as a gag when you bring him on stage he acts like a fan girl and goes nuts.

- Kisses you with tongue in front of everyone.

- Especially on stage just because.

- Tried to learn the guitar so he could preform with you and he failed.

- That also made him reaally sad.

#jackass #ao3 writer #jackass fanfiction #johnny knoxville #jackass headcanons #steve o #angst prompt #drabble #please request #chris pontius #steve o x reader #fem reader #smut #fluff #steve o smut #steve o fanfiction #jackass 2 #jackass 3d #jackass fanfic

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myownprivategeocity · 3 months

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ugh he’s so sexy …

sorry for being so inactive lately guys, but here’s a set of my fav bam gifs !!

( obvs gif cred goes to the respectful owners, i’m so sorry i didn’t collect those names!! i find them scattered around the internet, but i’m pretty sure my good friend @bambammargera provided some of these to me <3 )

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ironmadien38 · 5 months

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Me core✨✨

#jackass #johnny knoxville #steve o #cky crew #ryan dunn #bam margera #chris pontius #jackass 3d #danger ehren

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