#jack pringle

[hkayakh]

I wonder if Jack White will make a cameo appearance as Herobrine

#196 #r/196 #r196 #funny #meme #heroine #Minecraft movie #the Minecraft movie #jack black #jack black with Pringle chips on his fingers

[dathen]

I feel Jack being holed up running an asylum makes him understand humans less than your average person on the street. Anything that deviates from his textbook understanding of cultural norms can be pathologized. He’s so surprised and confused at the fairly common phenomenon of inappropriate laughter in grief when he’s a doctor who’s seen no shortage of people suffering loss.

Here he is nearly pathologizing the person he respects most in the world because he has an unexpected reaction. Immediately after seeing a man behave in a way he’d expect from a woman, he doubles down on “men and women react to things so differently!!” He pathologizes HIMSELF for anything he is uncomfortable with or doesn’t understand. He’s like a microcosm of Victorian attitudes towards mental illness and/or deviance from social norms, but when condensed into an individual it tears itself apart.

#studying him under a microscope shaking him in a pringles can etc etc #jack seward #re: dracula #dracula daily #ableism cw

[ex0rin]

Boims and his cute little crush on Numero Una (don't call her that, no one called her that) PLUS bonus panic about that poster in his bunk:

#i just like the way he fidgets #i made this for me #bradward boimler #beckett mariner #jack quaid #tawny newsome #strange new worlds #those old scientists #lower decks #cara gifs #i need to see him ruined #i need time to ruin him #cmon back to me writing motivation #baby boims #his stupid cute little smile send h e l p thanks #i gotta put him in a pringles can and shake him up

[ichangemyusertoomuch]

Rhys, using Gwen's phone: *sees contact "The Love of My Life"*

Rhys: Awww thats-

Rhys: Wait that's not my number

[Rhys calls the number]

The other line: This is Pizza Hut how may I help you

#haha you thought it would be Owen or smt #it could be #but half of you guys despise gwen/owen #i ship owen/tosh #and dislike basically all gwen ships: owen/gwen jack/gwen rhys/gwen #yeah. i rly don't like rhys/gwen #she is my single pringle #i don't like gwen bashing tho #she's a sweetheart #i love her sm #i should probably do normal tags now #torchwood #gwen cooper #rhys williams #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #meme #torchwood incorrect quotes #owen harper

[gatutor]

Aileen Pringle-Edmund Lowe "Soul mates" 1925, de Jack Conway.

#Aileen Pringle #Edmund Lowe #Jack Conway

[that-sokovian-bastard]

obsessed with pulled pork 💖 can’t wait until I eat it too much to where I’m disgusted to eat it again 💖

#you know when you find that One Song and you listen to it 5248 times in a row #and then one day decide you hate it #it’s that but with food #I recently did this with Colby jack cheese cubes and now I have 3 bags of those in my fridge and I can’t even bring myself to SMELL them #recently the items in question have been bbq pringles and cheese cubes w ritz #a while ago it was thin Oreos

[delightful-hatter]

Anyone want a 🌟Sunwich🌟

Only $1.50 at the corner store near you

Lmao, heres your context @zus-a-fungi

#digital art #fnaf sundrop #fnaf security breach #sunwhich #delishious #got some chips or pringles #goes well with pepper jack as well #grilled snack or regular? #delightful hatter #delightful hatter studio

[asyourshadowfalls]

mark darcy being SUCH a darcy by using a love calculator to see if him and bridget are compatible. beautiful character

#also i forgot that jack went full steam into “yep he's my love” at all the pregnancy things #and just the fact the men were totally on board with going with it #and emma thompson?? saying he's dr pringle just to try to keep the lie going #also damn i love mark but jack and bridget are so simpatico #kaywatches #bridget jones #bridget jones baby

[yokelfelonking]

Post 9/11 Trivia

Most folks on this site were either children on September 11, 2001, or weren’t even born yet.  But America went crazy for about a year afterwards.  Here’s some highlights that I remember that might not be in your history books:

There was national discussion on whether or not Halloween should be canceled because…fuck if I know why.  After planes crashed into buildings in NYC it follows that 6-year-olds in Iowa shouldn’t be allowed to dress up like Batman and ask their neighbors for candy, I guess.  (Halloween wasn’t canceled, by the way.)

On a similar note, people asked if comedy - any sort of comedy - was appropriate anymore, ever.

People sold shitty parachutes to suckers “in case your building gets attacked and you have to jump out the window.” There were honest-to-God news reports warning people not to jump out of the window with shitty mail-order parachutes because they wouldn't work.

As a follow-up to the attacks, someone mailed anthrax to some prominent politicians and news anchors - you know, famous people - along with some badly-written notes about “you cannot stop us, death to America, Allah is good” and after that every time some random dumbass found a package in the mail they didn’t recognize they thought that the terrorists were targeting them, too.

Everyone was similarly convinced that their town was going to be the next target, even if they were a little town in the middle of nowhere. "Our town of Bumblefuck, South Dakota (population 690) has the largest styrofoam pig statue west of the Mississippi! Terrorists might fly planes into that too! It's a prime target!"

People started taping up their windows and trying to make their houses or apartments airtight out of fear of chemical and biological attacks. There were news reports warning people that turning your house into an airtight box was a bad idea because, y'know, you need air to breathe.

"[X] supports terrorism!" and “if we do [X], the terrorists win!” were used as arguments for everything.  "Some rich Arab you never heard of donated to his organization that backs Hamas which backs al-Queda, and also owns stock in a holding company that has partial ownership of the Pringles company, so if you eat Pringles you're supporting terrorism!" "The terrorists want to tear down our freedoms and our way of life and rule us through fear! Eating what you want is one of our freedoms as Americans! If you're afraid to eat Pringles, the terrorists win!" (I promise you that this sort of argument is in no way hyperbole.) (This argument is how Halloween was saved, by the way.  “If we cancel Halloween, the terrorists win!”)

People worked 9/11 into everything, and I mean everything, whether it was appropriate or not.  If you went to the grocery store the tortilla chips would remind you to support the troops on the packaging. Used car sales would be dedicated to our brave first responders. You couldn't wipe your ass without the toilet paper rolls reminding you to never forget the fallen of 9/11, and again, this is not hyperbole. My uncle, who lived in Ohio and had never been to New York except to visit once in the 70′s, died of a stroke about 8 months after 9/11, and the priest brought up the attacks at the eulogy.

On a similar local note, on the day of 9/11, after the towers went down, gas stations in my home town immediately jacked up gas prices.  The mayor had the cops go around and force them to take them back down.  I doubt any of that was legal.

Before 9/11, Christianity in America - and religion in general - was on a downward swing, with reddit-tier atheism on the upswing. Religion was outdated superstition from a bygone age. The day after 9/11? Every single church was PACKED. (This wasn't a bad thing, but the power-hungry on the Evangelical Right saw this as a golden opportunity to grab power and influence.)

EDIT: By Popular Demand - Freedom Fries. I initially left these off because they came a couple years after the initial panic and most people thought they were kind of absurd (and I don't recall anyone really going along with it other than maybe some local diners here and there). France didn't want to get involved in our world policing so some folks were like "TRAITORS!" and wanted to call french fries "Freedom Fries" instead, so as to stick it to the French.

Besides dumb shit like that…it’s really hard to overstate how completely the national mood and character changed in the span of a day, or how much of the current culture war is a result of the aftermath. (9/11 was the impetus for the sharp rise in power of the Evangelical Right, who made themselves utterly odious and the following backlash helped the rise of the current Progressive Left, for instance.)

#9/11 #9-11 #september 11 #september 11 2001 #world trade center

[maikosabino]

Quádruplo, Fragmentos Animados - 2023. Pintura Acrílica sobre recortes e Colagem de papel com impressos gráficos de embalagens de produtos, contidos em sacos plásticos, sustentados por prendedores e pregos sobre parede. 83x61cm

#collage #colagem #colageart #assemblage #espaçoeexperiencia #contemporarypainting #oakley #mcdonalds #wendys #pringles #stellaartois #mickey mouse #lol dolls #jack daniels #pikachu #marketing #publicidad #publicity #maikosabino

[stastrodome]

For a long time I believed having plain Pringles instead of, say Pringles Hot Honey Crisps, was the same thing as "dieting".

Not sure I have the psychological tools to give up bread . . .

#A Few Good Men #Dieting #jack o lantern #Pringles #Bread #Halloween #cursed costumes

[dathen]

Left handed Jack Seward is just a Fact in my brain. Can’t use the Evil Hand so record everything to wax cylinders instead.

#dracula daily #jack seward #i feel there are some jumbly layers of repressed queer metaphors here too #not even trying to be deep about it just [waves at him in general] #seward is still in time out in the pringles can but I am shaking it

[diorsluv]

feather , part 22

“ with you out my life ”

series m. list previous chapter next chapter

( socialmedia!au )

yourusername

liked by lhughes_06, _quinnhughes, edwards.73, and 81,177 others

yourusername she’s officially a single pringle nowww ‼️ if u see me on tinder no u dont 🫢🫢

view all comments

jackhughes i love pringles

→ yourusername pringles don’t love you back

→ trevorzegras jack’s been a single pringle longer than you have yourusername

→ lhughes_06 oh 😒

luca.fantilli is that why you popped up when i searched up the girl of my dreams

→ yourusername good thing it’s called a dream for a reason 🥰

→ luca.fantilli i knew i shouldn’t have turned to tiktok for pickup lines

→ lhughes_06 oh 🫤

username20 why is luca flirting with mini drizzy this aint right

mackie.samo swipe right when you see me

→ yourusername why are you all doing this

→ rutgermcgroarty not if she sees me first

→ adamfantilli jokes on you she swiped right on me already

→ lhughes_06 oh 😓

trevorzegras not for long 😘😘

→ yourusername get the hell away from me i’m barely legal

→ trevorzegras you are not “barely legal” 🙄 AND ALSO stop making me look like the bad guy

→ yourusername you are the bad guy

→ trevorzegras i’m fighting the urge to strangle you

→ yourusername i don’t my brother would really appreciate you saying that 😒

→ lhughes_06 oh 🤬

edwards.73 your hands look pretty

→ yourusername hand kink????

→ edwards.73 WAIT NO FUCK

→ markestapa eddy this is not what we discussed

→ luca.fantilli bro you did it wrong

→ edwards.73 i’m sorry 😕

→ lhughes_06 oh 😨

username12 why the hell does luke keep going “oh”

→ username3 and why the hell is everyone tryna make a move on my girl 😟😟

colecaufield my friend’s younger brother was asking about you

→ yourusername jokes on you i know you don’t have any friends

→ jackhughes is this about who i think it’s about

→ colecaufield no one of our friends’ brothers actually asked me about her.. jackhughes

→ lhughes_06 oh 😞

markestapa damn how’d you manage to crop me out of that first pic

→ mackie.samo the implications are wild

→ dylanduke25 wow u were in her bed 😱

→ yourusername yes dylan he was in my bed WAITING FOR ME TO PAINT HIS NAILS

→ markestapa HELL NO i was just watching you do yours 🙄🙄

→ lhughes_06 oh 😧

username99 luke keeps oh-ing i’m slightly scared for him!

username45 SHE’S FINALLY FREE

→ username24 escaped booking.com’s basement

→ username27 BOOKING.COM???? 😭😭😭

username71 are they all commenting this shit on purpose lmfaoooo

username36 if their goal is to make luke mad i’m sure they’re succeeding

→ username2 fr i can hear him sobbing from here

jamie.drysdale

liked by _alexturcotte, mackie.samo, rutgermcgroarty, and 64,312 others

jamie.drysdale reminder to never break up with someone over text

tagged: yourusername

view all comments

_quinnhughes she’s gonna kill you LMAO

→ jamie.drysdale oh please she can’t even push me

→ trevorzegras jamie last time she quite literally almost knocked your head on the corner of the counter

yourusername first of all JAMIE I CANT BELIEVE YOU

yourusername THIS IS SO FUCKING FOUL

yourusername LIKE THATS AN OUTDATED PIC YOU CAN’T USE IT

yourusername I’M NEVER FUCKING VISITING YOU AGAIN

yourusername and it wasn’t text it was warzone because he blocked me on everything else 🙄

→ jamie.drysdale one, that’s embarrassing, and two, STOP SPAMMING MY COMMENTS

→ yourusername ok mr proper grammar

→ jamie.drysdale your so annoying

→ yourusername okay i take it back your grammar is ass

adamfantilli aw was she crying

→ jamie.drysdale yeah we got a noise complaint from our neighbors

→ yourusername i can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not 😕😕

→ adamfantilli aw were u crying ☹️😔😖😣😩😪

→ yourusername aw did i accidentally block you ☹️😔😖😣😩😪

colecaufield don’t tell me she was actually crying over blaker

→ jamie.drysdale she was!

→ yourusername she was not!

username27 first pic is me knowing dryshughes is never gonna happen

→ username89 IT WILL HAPPEN

→ username37 DONT PUSH UR NEGATIVE THOUGHTS ONTO US

→ username14 ur praying for our downfall arent u

username54 honestly tho she’s a mood

username28 i cant believe jamie actually posted this

jackhughes i just realized you have her saved as “fucking menace 🥰”

→ jamie.drysdale i hate her

→ yourusername don’t u think that’s a little mean jimmy johns????

→ jamie.drysdale god here you go AGAIN with the nicknames 🙄

→ yourusername YOU LAUGHED AT MY NICKNAME FOR JACK WTF DO U MEAN

→ jackhughes HUH WHAT NICKNAME????

→ yourusername don’t worry about it jacky boy

edwards.73 i could’ve sworn i heard a witch screeching but ig it was her crying

→ mackie.samo it’s okay man we all heard it

→ jamie.drysdale can confirm that’s what it sounded like

→ yourusername can confirm i’m being harassed by my friends and brother

→ dylanduke25 we were never your friends yourusername

→ yourusername oh 😥

yourusername i forgot to say i’m not heartbroken

yourusername so STOP MAKING ME LOOK LIKE I’M SAD

→ jamie.drysdale i thought i told you to stop spamming my comments

→ yourusername i’m not even spamming ur such a baby 😒

→ jamie.drysdale RESPECT ME IM OLDER

→ yourusername whatever

next chapter notes ) like i said in my other post i’ve been so tied up in school it’s been hard to get these chapters out WITH GOOD QUALITY nonetheless i hope it was still enjoyable albeit late 😭 also i forgot to mention but u mightve noticed the song lyric at the beginning of the chapter is NOT in order (yes it annoys me) but i didnt wanna repeat lyrics so that’s just how i’m gonna put them in for the rest of the song: if the lyric has been repeated then i’ll skip it til i get to the next new one 🙏🙏

tags: @aliaology @hockeyboysarehot @absolutelyhugh3s @jackquinnswife @freds-slut @love4ldr @blueeyedbesson @43hughes @v1olentdelights @dancerbailey3 @random-human02 @ho3forfakeguys

#luke hughes x reader #luke hughes x y/n #luke hughes fic #luke hughes fanfic #luke hughes #quinn hughes #jack hughes #alex turcotte #cole caufield #trevor zegras #jamie drysdale #ethan edwards #dylan duke #mark estapa #mackie samoskevich #adam fantilli #rutger mcgroarty #luca fantilli

[omgwhatchloe]

1am in my modern au:

john is waiting to be bailed out of jail, dutch has seen the calls but decided to go to sleep instead. abigail is fast asleep while jack is watching markiplier fnaf gameplays on his crusty shoplifted ipad (he was watching peppa pig and got there by spam pressing recommended videos), hosea is all toasty warm snoozing in his bed without a worry, bill heard someone bought pringles and is tearing apart the kitchen trying to find them (tilly and karen ate them), arthur was aiming to arrive home at eight but some poor womans car broke down so he drove her back then someone asked him if he could help them find their cat and then someone-

mary-beth is reading fanfiction with full brightness on, tilly has been playing call of duty on her ps4 for the past 10 hours and has been threatened with homelessness at least 50 times for screeching, karen has just come home from the club and will be complaining non-stop about her hangover the next morning.

sean and lenny are deep in a bender and absolutely will eventually wake up still high and drunk in a bush or naked together in a hotel (its always been one or the other, they have never made it home) javier is playing just dance by himself, micah is playing law-breaker speed run (literally) and everyone else had the brains to go to bed at a reasonable time.

#red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #au #modern au #arthur morgan #fandom #red dead fandom #dutch van der linde #hosea mattews #john marston #red dead redemption two #sean x lenny #sean macguire #lenny summers #shitpost #thoughts

[samantha-rae-velcher]

Like Boyfriend, Like Girlfriend

Mickey Milkovich x Fem reader

Requested by: none

Warnings: swearing, violence, Mickey being Mickey.

A/n: if you don't like the warnings, or the fact that I made Mickey straight in this story don't read! Noel Fisher isn't gay so don't come at me 😁

___

Y/n sat behind the counter of the convenience store, she had her feet kicked up and her nose buried in a magazine. Frank, the local bum came in and started rummaging through the shelves, all while eyeing her up. Y/n looked at her watch, then at the door. Mickey should've been there like an hour ago, he's gonna loose this job before he even starts it.

"Why don't you put this on my tab, sweetheart." Frank said as he set down a pile of shit.

"We don't do tabs here." Y/n started ringing up the items, Frank gave her an upset look, he reached across the counter and grabbed her wrist.

"Come on, Honey. Can't you make one for me? Ill do something for you in return." He said.

"Excuse you." Y/n replied, pulling her arm away.

She went to get out from behind the counter and go to the office, but Frank stepped in her way.

"Don't make me beg, Y/n."

Suddenly the bell above the door rang and Mickey stepped in.

"Hey, Baby. Sorry I'm late, I had things to-" Mick's face contorted into a confused look. "What the hell are you doing here?" He asked.

Frank turned to him and Mick caught a glimpse of Y/n uncomfortable expression, he nodded his head and reached for the lock on the door.

"What are you doing here, Frank." He asked again.

"It's a public store. Who says I can't be here?"

Mick smiled. "I do, you weren't just grabbin some snacks, I can see that as clear as fuckin day. You were movin up on Y/n here."

"Yeah? So-"

"So!" Mickey interrupted. "So I'm gonna walk you out the back, and you're gonna pray to God I don't beat you to death for putting your hands on my girl."

Frank smirked. "You're girl, huh? Well I'm sorry, she never said she had a boyfriend."

"Well now you know." Y/n interjected. "Now get the fuck out."

Mickey tilted his head towards the back door, he waited until Frank began walking before he fallowed. Y/n grabbed the box of shit Frank scavenged up, and started putting it back on the shelves. She heard the back door open and Mick came around the corner, he stared at her for a minute while she set a tube of Pringles down.

"What?" She asked.

"Where did he touch you?"

"Just my wrist, why?"

Mickey got close and took the box from her, dropping it to the ground. He gently gripped her wrist and looked her in the eyes.

"That's all?" He asked. "He didn't touch you anywhere else? Cuz I'll kill him."

"No, Mick. He didn't do anything else to me. Why? Did he say he did?"

"Y/n, I'll fuckin kill him if he-"

She cupped his face with both hands and pulled him in for a kiss, Mick melted into it and ran his hands over her hips. Slowly they pulled away and rested their foreheads together.

"I'm okay, Mickey." She said. "He didn't touch me, you don't have to kill him."

He wrapped his arms around her and brought her in for a hug, Y/n could smell cigarettes and dirt mixed with his musk. She smiled and laid her head on his shoulder, he was so warm and comforting.

"I love you. If anyone fuckin hurts you, ill..." He trailed off and tightened his hold on her.

___

Mickey was under the tracks shooting his gun when Frank came up asking for bullets.

"You touch my woman and you think I'm gonna give you a hand out?" He asked. "Get fucked."

"I tried, but Y/n wasn't having it."

"Smart girl, she knows a piece of shit when she sees one."

"But yet she's with you."

Mickey turned and pointed his gun at him, Frank smiled and jokingly held his hands up.

"How would that poor girl feel if she heard that you shot me in cold blood?"

"She's tuff, Y/n will get over it."

"Yeah but you'd be in prison again, without you there to comfort her, she'd run off with another fella."

"You don't know jack shit!" Y/n's voice came from a nearby alley.

Mickey smiled and looked at Frank.

"Aren't you gonna tell him to put the gun down?"

Y/n leaned against the brick wall.

"Why should I?" She asked. "It's not like there's anyone around to hear the shot. We'd dump your body in the river after removing your teeth and doing whatever to your features and finger prints, ain't that right Mickey?"

"Damn right, baby."

Y/n walked up to the two men, she sneered while looking Frank up and down.

"I'll give you ten seconds to run before we start shooting." She said.

Frank glanced between both of them with a scared look on his face.

"Ten...nine...eight... seven!" Y/n yelled, Frank ran and disappeared around the corner of a building. Mickey smile and thew an arm around her shoulder. He shook the gun at her, she looked down at it, then back up at him.

"I wanna teach you to shoot, come on."

Y/n took it from him and pointed it at the target, Mick stood behind her and got her in the right position.

"Alright, you got it?" He asked, holding onto her waist and keeping her locked against his groin.

"Yeah."

"Shoot."

THE END ❤️

I hope you enjoyed

#fyp #foryou #fanfic #foryoupage #x reader #mickey milkovich #mickey milkovich x reader #Mickey milkovich x Fem reader #noel fisher

[thecrackshipawards]

Here are our contenders for The Crackship Awards 2024!

Bracket 1:

Shadow Kirby x Prince Fluff vs Randy Cunningham x Ruby Gillman

Roronoa Zoro x Sasuke Uchiha vs Elizabeth Afton x Charlie Emily

June Eggbert x Chiaki Naname vs Vriska Serket x Hatsune Miku

Mari from Omori x Sayori from Doki Doki Literature Club vs Bee x Fionna

Wonder Woman x Talia al Ghu vs Posiedon x Incitatus

Firestar x Waffles vs Graystripe x Waffles

Kestrel x Coral vs Hatake Sakumo x Ootsutsuki Kaguya

Zhongli × Yip Tak vs Elsa x Jack Frost

Bracket 2:

Bowser x Luigi vs Shrek x Donkey

Samurai Jack x Johnny Bravo vs Scourge x Ashfur

Tigerstar x Arctic vs Gerald Robotnik x Black Doom

Catra & Ashfur vs Lucifer x Adam

Hawkfrost x Leafpool vs Twilight x Mordecai

Vaggie x Ragatha vs Rainbow Dash x Dirk Strider

Jayfeather x His stick vs Gwenpool x Garlic bread

James x Professor Oak vs Needletail x Icicle

Bracket 3:

Jessie x Delia Ketchum vs Sees All Colors x Runs In Circles

Leafpool x Pringles chips vs Bumblestripe x A log

Asexuals x Cake vs Tigerstar x Brokenstar

Roger Raincomprix x Xavier Ramier vs Elias Bouchard x Jane Prentiss

Cookie Monster x Chocolate chip cookies vs Chameleon x Webs

Isako Toriumi x Sadayo Kawakami vs Elias Bouchard x Peter Lukas

Dr Doofenshmirtz x Perry the Platypus vs The Onceler x The Warden

Hooty x Duo vs Jiang Cheng x Liu Qingge

Bracket 4:

Sans x Nagito Komaeda vs TS Woodrow x Phantom of the Bwahpera

The fairy who knocks x The walrus who knocks vs Sofanthiel x Blue Lizard

Manticore x Sphinx vs Barney x Hunter

Norma x Willow vs Pugsley x Swift Wind

Eggdog x Strawberries vs Krestel x Tundra

Blaze x Fruit bat vs Doctors x Apples

Miette x Jorts vs Artificer x Maple Shade

Reigen Arataka x Nagito Komaeda vs Guy Montag x Wilson Smith

#crackship #tournament #the tournament will commence some time this weekend!