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sygol · 1 year
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my life fucking sucks because they dont let me play with grenade launcher
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wildandmoody · 15 days
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50 years ago today...... goosebumps
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texasthrillbilly · 5 months
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Everyone's favorite alien space elf✨️
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nutterbutter3 · 4 months
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I'M SO SORRY THIS IS LATE BUT MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!
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straydogged · 1 month
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hey brain? the solution to us being triggered about one trauma is not to switch to a holder for a different trauma from the same person and be triggered about that instead
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lazerrlustt · 2 years
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whenweallvote · 1 year
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Happy #FoundersDay to the gentleman of Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc. 🔴 Congratulations on 112 years of service, and 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 for your longstanding dedication to voter engagement and access.
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nikkor35world · 2 years
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Play your kids the J5.
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englishcarssince1946 · 2 months
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1972 Jeffrey J5
My tumblr-blogs:
www.tumblr.com/germancarssince1946 & www.tumblr.com/frenchcarssince1946 & www.tumblr.com/englishcarssince1946 & www.tumblr.com/italiancarssince1946 & www.tumblr.com/japanesecarssince1947 & www.tumblr.com/uscarssince1935
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theartistneo-aka-x · 8 months
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Did Some Marchin’ The Other Day. Gotta Let These Cats Know Ima Be Right For Homecoming. Nice Lil Combo Into A Kill 32. I’m Still A Bad Man With The Mace In My Hand.
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Bloods rivals part 2
"J5 bolted down, going to tackle blood with the element of surprise"
Blood: *jumps spinning dodging J5 attack body slmaming J5 to the ground* Hey dogg wat took u so long? *tilts head smiling*
J5: we like to make an entrance home dogg hahah
Blood: we? *looks around*
DJ: *appears from a time rift spin kicking blood to the right*
J5: *jumps up* fashionable late as always?
Blood: *spits white blood out getting up* ur getting good, DJ, my daughter, glass taught u well with time magic
DJ: i learn fast blood
Glass: *walks thru a time rife from the sky reappearing choke slamming DJ to the ground* i haven't taught u everything boy
"J5 was shocked he didn't even see that coming he looked from the corner of his eye, and she was gone"
Glass: boo!!!!!
J5: dahhhhh......sorry......glass......
Glass: it's fine. *appears by her dad* dad, can i fight my apprentice?
Blood: If it's ok with him, hey, DJ wanna fight my daughter?!
DJ: *jumps up stretching* sure im game
J5: Good idea, DJ *starts stretching, getting blasted by blood rolling backward*
Blood: Never lose focus *flips kicks DJ forward to glass*
DJ: *gets up stubbling* Wow, out of nowhere?.....
J5: *goes saiyan vanishing*
"Blood and J5 started a speed battle quickly they dodged each other hits while taking hits"
Glass: i hope ur ready DJ just don't hold back because im a gir *gets blasted to the ground*
DJ: u ok?
Glass: u-u hit me?.....b-but im a girl!.......
DJ: *feels bad* Oh, uh, sorry....... *feels a very sharp pain down below between his legs drops like a wet noodle holding his junk* agh!!!!!!.........
Glass: u fell for that one, DJ why tho??
DJ: Ugh.......been awhile since we fought glass.........ugh b-but wat happened to ur skin? *gets up slowly* ugh......
Glass: heheh, wouldn't u like to know
DG: *appears by glass* momma, can i go to hell and see uncle surprise?
Glass: Be safe sugar ok?
DJ: Momma? *looks at glass* ur a mom now?
Glass: Where r my manners DJ? This is my daughter death glass DG for short or GD
DG: Wait ur DJ, the timelord. My moms apprentice?! *was shocked DJ was so cute and handsome* My mom told stories about u
DJ: ? Story's? *looks at glass*
Glass: *winks at him*
DJ: oh right story's yeah she taught me how to harness my inner time magic
DG: "her eyes sparkled in amazement." Wow, so cool!!!!!
Glass: sweetie? Hell? Ur uncle? Remember?
DG: Oh shit! I almost forgot bye mom bye cutie *disappears in a time rift to hell*
DJ: So hell and surprise Jr?
Glass: Yeah, she always goes to hell to visit my uncle's daughter, leyas haunt pie
DJ: It feels like centuries since I and J5 seen surprise. How is he?
Glass: still the devil vessel and the ruler of hell *blasts DJ to the ground* enough talk fight me pussy!!!!!!!
DJ: *trips glass spins blasting glass to the ground* huh where she.....
Glass: *soaks DJ with one of her ribs* Aww, did DJ fall down *laughs*
DJ: Right then, *scissors kicked glass, throwing her in the air, launching himself at glass*
J5: *blocks bloods punch throwing him at DJ* uh.....oops....... *looks at glass, but she was gone* uh shit...... *looks around*
Glass: *Upper cuts J5 in his gut power, slamming him to the ground*
"DJ got up pushing blood off him"
DJ: Ugh, i think u broke some of my ribs blood?......
Blood: Yeah? Well, i think u broke my neck. *spins his head around how beetlejuice did* nope nevermind *grabs DJ blasting him in his face, breaking his nose and launching him at J5*
J5: *gets out the crater he had falling right back in the crater* ugh wat hit me
DJ: That was me......ugh....
Glass: u give up, DJ?
DJ: Oh hell, no. *jumps up, tackling glass to the ground and headbutting her, busting open her skull* Hah, how's that for a headbutt?
Glass: pretty good, but how's this? *stabs DJ in his side with one of her ribs kicking him off*
DJ: cheap shot, huh??
Glass: we pies sometimes don't play fair
Blood: *appears behind glass* glasgow nightmare pie no cheating i raised u better
Glass: *shivers in fear gulping* y-yes d-dad......
Blood: Now say sorry, and let's get back to our battle shall we?
Glass: Sorry, DJ
DJ: Don't worry about it, blood. i know Glass is doing this to make my time magic stronger
Blood: ......glass take the decaying spell off of DJ plz?
Glass: *takes the spell off of DJ side where she stabbed him at*
DJ: ? Decaying spell?
Blood: Later, *throws glass at DJ*
J5: *goes super saiyan blasting blood dragging his face across the ground*
"Bloods fake face got badly ripped again, and it was his new fake skin too"
J5: *throws blood in the sky bolting using his saiyan super punch blasting blood head clean off*
"Bloods body started fighting J5 back, but J5 knew if he could defeat boods body, but then bloods body blasted him in jaw crack J5 jaw"
God: *takes control ripping off bloods fake skin*
J5: u-ur holiness.......
God: J5 been awhile, huh?
J5: Yes *goes god saiyan*
God: *claps* But have u mastered the gods' full power?
J5: One way to find out, huh my lord, right?
God: mhm, i won't go easy on u tho hope u know that? *smiles*
J5: i wouldn't have it any other way
God: good *stares down J5*
"God and J5 stared each other down, then they vanished cladding hooves, sending magic burst everywhere they both jump back as god vanished they both cladded hooves again"
God: im impressed. J5, ur in control still, but how long till u lose control? *blasts J5 in his guts winding him*
"J5 went unconscious losing control of the gods"
J5: *wakes up gaining control over his god saiyan power blasting god in her face*
"But something happened J5 DJ glass and blood vanished"
To be continued
Tags for @askdj-timelord2 and J5 from discord
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sygol · 4 months
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lets make toxic yuri together 🫴
#j5
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wildandmoody · 4 months
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One of the Jackson 5's best if not their best album simply being called "Third Album" because it was their third album....it's so funny and so very early 70s
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texasthrillbilly · 5 months
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These pointy eared, curly haired guys.
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vanellygal · 9 months
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Send ✔️ for a daydream my muse has had about/involving yours.(for Johnny and Edgar if you like)
This applies for older multiverse madness J5, and can apply for in general too. Johnny wants to travel the country with Edgar. He likes to imagine all the places they'll visit. This includes Niagara Falls, the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone Park, and so on. Outside of the US, he enjoys the idea of traveling to Paris, France. He loves to daydream of them both standing on the Effiel Tower at night. All the lights gleam, and the stars shine bright.
@drchandras-sanctuary-for-ais
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straydogged · 5 months
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#j5
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