Why are they trying to recruit my baby all the way on the other side of the country!!! 🤬🤬... WTF!! #mamabear #truecrimejunkie #iwillcutyou 🔪🩸🕶️ https://www.instagram.com/p/ChYPbGgv-3EPbWivcGF9KmCt_PUDJGQqF35FKA0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Esme’s Camera Roll
Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Am I right?
I’m feeling generous today and thought you should all get the opportunity to check out my husband’s glorious ass.
#justlook #notouch #Iwillcutyou
“Esme Michelle, come and get your children.”
LOL So suddenly they’re just MY kids, huh? You realize they’re feral because of YOU, right?
He hates traffic. Hates it. I offered to ride his thigh to take his mind off it. He said the other people in the car might object.
#finethen
It’s been thirteen years and he still busts out his best mating rituals in hopes of seducing me.
Even the giraffe knows a good thing when she sees it
When you’re a paranoid and horrible flyer and you hit some turbulence and look back at your person for comfort, only to find him looking at you like THIS.
Yeah...
Not helpful, honey.
Sent the boys’ hot soccer coach a dirty text and a sexual proposition. I’ve seen him checking me out. Think he’ll take me up on the offer?
Well hellllllooooooo...
And I get to share a tent with that specimen tonight.
If the tent’s a rockin’, don’t come knockin’!!
@tragiclyhip, @innerpaperexpertcloud, @secretaryunpaid
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Lockdown Day #9 This is what Octo thinks of Friday 13th in 2020. "Wiggle noises = Get Stuffed" #octo_pie_adventures #octopus🐙 #octopoda #plushie #plush #plushieadventures #knife #iwillcutyou #friday #fridayfeeling #friday13th #2020 #fu2020 #hidden #hiding https://www.instagram.com/p/CHh-AU7Acya/?igshid=1nx7p025ykiyl
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Me lately. #meme #iwillcutyou #moodaf https://www.instagram.com/p/CAEfYGdDPNC/?igshid=mrvo6usce4to
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#newguys went out for #pizza #canttakeyouanywhere #iwillcutyou . . #android17 #dragonballz #dbz #link #zelda #loki #shyguy #villiansonbreak https://www.instagram.com/p/9mZqEAjwI-/?igshid=1r8ni7pju3d3t
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Silver daggers, anyone? 🗡🗡🗡 . . . . . . . . . . #silversmithing #weaponizedjewelry #daggers #HEMA #HEMA #handmadejewelry #stabby #wirewrap #twoofswords #tarot #witchyvibes #iwillcutyou #silverjewelry #Lapidify https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz9YYFRB_QC/?igshid=1cfoltyktb5ri
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I will never forget my evening with @sushimafiatokyo 🥰 Not only did I get to eat high-end #JapaneseFood and drink amazing #Sake but I got to learn all about them in the process. This is the type of experience that I find the most rewarding during my #travels 🌎👌🏻🇯🇵 Full article on this memorable experience available on PIERREBLAKE.com soon! #foodblog #travelblog #sword #iwillcutyou (at Sushi Mafia Tokyo) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtLfYp1hTow/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11b1e1tinxq1f
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I will cut you, but not with these scissors!!! #cutyou #sewing #scissors #dontyoudare #psychoseamstress #handsoff #cutabitch #donttouchmyscissors #iwillcutyou (at Psycho Seamstress) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpdVwzWAD7p/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=74wstyh0subc
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When keep the baby nail long so people know you're crazy and mean business. #nails #hands #crazy #iwillcutyou https://www.instagram.com/p/CTKiu7RraMh/?utm_medium=tumblr
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When you're a gentleman but also cut. #adventureneers #knifelife #knifeporn #iwillcutyou #sharpdressedman #edc #edcgear #sharp #bokerknives #bokerplus #cocobolo https://www.instagram.com/p/COpyjqDM5PV/?igshid=19ncddi11aihb
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🙏🏼😤 #namaste #iwillcutyou #meme #finsta #dt #dank #dankmeme #imgur #ifunny #twitter #tumblr #pinterest #facebook #reddit #4chan (at Moorhead, Minnesota)
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I feel like this is the difference between dating and married.. If you're dating you laugh, once you're married you level him with a look that says "I will cut you!" #iwillcutyou #datingvsmarried #katlongauthor #writeallthesexythings #contemporaryromanceauthor https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ1EaKxgHmR/?igshid=bhl6sk2n1zbx
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I wish a muhfugga would... I will introduce him to Sister Pearl. Try me if you want to. 😬🤷🏽♀ #selfdefense #creepystalkerdude #hedontwantthissmoke #iwillcutyou #sisterpearltheknife https://www.instagram.com/p/CENqYtdDAxfrW_HuXOV9mAeNLfAQDAMS28J2gU0/?igshid=of3udxuil5xp
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The photos and writing in this series are fabulous. I love so many of them & I hope to hear the story behind this one in particular! @CarrieMaeWeems: Kitchen Table Series Made only a few years after Carrie Mae Weems received her MFA in 1984 from the University of California, San Diego, Kitchen Table Series consists of 20 staged #photographs depicting Weems and others seated at a table. Endowed with a keen sense of how to transform her body into an expressive tool, Weems used the photographs to tell the story of a woman’s life as seen through the intimate space of the kitchen—the traditional sphere of women and a site of #sanctuary, creation, shared experiences, and emotional #honesty. In this lecture held in conjunction with the installation of #KitchenTableSeries in the East Building of the @NGADC, Weems shares the experience of creating this seminal body of work. A book signing of #CarrieMaeWeems: Kitchen Table Series follows. February 6 at 12:00 East Building Auditorium Carrie Mae Weems, artist This program is made possible by the James D. and Kathryn K. Steele Fund for #Photography. #HappyWifeHappyLife #SupportBlackArt #SupportBlackWomen #TheDropSquad #SomebodyDoneMessedUp #Art #RollUp #IWillCutYou #SickAndTired #Lemonade #BettaCallTyrone #BlackExcellence #BlackWomen #ReclaimingMyTime (at National Gallery of Art)
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Me Vs. A Non Bts Fan
Me:Got Damn they're so Hot!
Non Fan: Bitch, Stfu they ALL look the same.
Me:*Welcome to your Tape Hoe*
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