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nessa63 · 2 years
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Why are they trying to recruit my baby all the way on the other side of the country!!! 🤬🤬... WTF!! #mamabear #truecrimejunkie #iwillcutyou 🔪🩸🕶️ https://www.instagram.com/p/ChYPbGgv-3EPbWivcGF9KmCt_PUDJGQqF35FKA0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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chickensarentcheap · 2 years
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Esme’s Camera Roll
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Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Am I right?
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I’m feeling generous today and thought you should all get the opportunity to check out my husband’s glorious ass.
#justlook #notouch #Iwillcutyou
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“Esme Michelle, come and get your children.”
LOL  So suddenly they’re  just MY kids, huh?  You realize they’re feral because of YOU, right?
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He hates traffic. Hates it.  I offered to ride his thigh to take his mind off it.  He said the other people in the car might object.
#finethen
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It’s been thirteen years and he still busts out his best mating rituals in hopes of seducing me.
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Even the giraffe knows a good thing when she sees it
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When you’re a paranoid and horrible flyer and you hit some turbulence and look back at your person for comfort, only to find him looking at you like THIS.
Yeah...
Not helpful, honey.
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Sent the boys’ hot soccer coach a dirty text and a sexual proposition. I’ve seen him checking me out. Think he’ll take me up on the offer?
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Well hellllllooooooo...
And I get to share a tent with that specimen tonight.
If the tent’s a rockin’, don’t come knockin’!!
@tragiclyhip​, @innerpaperexpertcloud​, @secretaryunpaid​
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null-entity · 3 years
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Lockdown Day #9 This is what Octo thinks of Friday 13th in 2020. "Wiggle noises = Get Stuffed" #octo_pie_adventures #octopus🐙 #octopoda #plushie #plush #plushieadventures #knife #iwillcutyou #friday #fridayfeeling #friday13th #2020 #fu2020 #hidden #hiding https://www.instagram.com/p/CHh-AU7Acya/?igshid=1nx7p025ykiyl
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arttrampbelle · 4 years
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Me lately. #meme #iwillcutyou #moodaf https://www.instagram.com/p/CAEfYGdDPNC/?igshid=mrvo6usce4to
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villains-on-break · 4 years
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#newguys went out for #pizza #canttakeyouanywhere #iwillcutyou . . #android17 #dragonballz #dbz #link #zelda #loki #shyguy #villiansonbreak https://www.instagram.com/p/9mZqEAjwI-/?igshid=1r8ni7pju3d3t
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neoonegear-blog · 4 years
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rrenlolz · 5 years
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Silver daggers, anyone? 🗡🗡🗡 . . . . . . . . . . #silversmithing #weaponizedjewelry #daggers #HEMA #HEMA #handmadejewelry #stabby #wirewrap #twoofswords #tarot #witchyvibes #iwillcutyou #silverjewelry #Lapidify https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz9YYFRB_QC/?igshid=1cfoltyktb5ri
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pierreblake · 5 years
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I will never forget my evening with @sushimafiatokyo 🥰 Not only did I get to eat high-end #JapaneseFood and drink amazing #Sake but I got to learn all about them in the process. This is the type of experience that I find the most rewarding during my #travels 🌎👌🏻🇯🇵 Full article on this memorable experience available on PIERREBLAKE.com soon! #foodblog #travelblog #sword #iwillcutyou (at Sushi Mafia Tokyo) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtLfYp1hTow/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11b1e1tinxq1f
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psychoseamstresss · 5 years
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I will cut you, but not with these scissors!!! #cutyou #sewing #scissors #dontyoudare #psychoseamstress #handsoff #cutabitch #donttouchmyscissors #iwillcutyou (at Psycho Seamstress) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpdVwzWAD7p/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=74wstyh0subc
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missrose54 · 3 years
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When keep the baby nail long so people know you're crazy and mean business. #nails #hands #crazy #iwillcutyou https://www.instagram.com/p/CTKiu7RraMh/?utm_medium=tumblr
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cnflnc-atelier · 3 years
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When you're a gentleman but also cut. #adventureneers #knifelife #knifeporn #iwillcutyou #sharpdressedman #edc #edcgear #sharp #bokerknives #bokerplus #cocobolo https://www.instagram.com/p/COpyjqDM5PV/?igshid=19ncddi11aihb
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serenepineapple · 6 years
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🙏🏼😤 #namaste #iwillcutyou #meme #finsta #dt #dank #dankmeme #imgur #ifunny #twitter #tumblr #pinterest #facebook #reddit #4chan (at Moorhead, Minnesota)
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dracosfavoritepuff · 3 years
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I feel like this is the difference between dating and married.. If you're dating you laugh, once you're married you level him with a look that says "I will cut you!" #iwillcutyou #datingvsmarried #katlongauthor #writeallthesexythings #contemporaryromanceauthor https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ1EaKxgHmR/?igshid=bhl6sk2n1zbx
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peachy-queen · 4 years
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I wish a muhfugga would... I will introduce him to Sister Pearl. Try me if you want to. 😬🤷🏽‍♀ #selfdefense #creepystalkerdude #hedontwantthissmoke #iwillcutyou #sisterpearltheknife https://www.instagram.com/p/CENqYtdDAxfrW_HuXOV9mAeNLfAQDAMS28J2gU0/?igshid=of3udxuil5xp
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soulpowercoach · 6 years
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The photos and writing in this series are fabulous. I love so many of them & I hope to hear the story behind this one in particular! @CarrieMaeWeems: Kitchen Table Series Made only a few years after Carrie Mae Weems received her MFA in 1984 from the University of California, San Diego, Kitchen Table Series consists of 20 staged #photographs depicting Weems and others seated at a table. Endowed with a keen sense of how to transform her body into an expressive tool, Weems used the photographs to tell the story of a woman’s life as seen through the intimate space of the kitchen—the traditional sphere of women and a site of #sanctuary, creation, shared experiences, and emotional #honesty. In this lecture held in conjunction with the installation of #KitchenTableSeries in the East Building of the @NGADC, Weems shares the experience of creating this seminal body of work. A book signing of #CarrieMaeWeems: Kitchen Table Series follows. February 6 at 12:00 East Building Auditorium Carrie Mae Weems, artist This program is made possible by the James D. and Kathryn K. Steele Fund for #Photography. #HappyWifeHappyLife #SupportBlackArt #SupportBlackWomen #TheDropSquad #SomebodyDoneMessedUp #Art #RollUp #IWillCutYou #SickAndTired #Lemonade #BettaCallTyrone #BlackExcellence #BlackWomen #ReclaimingMyTime (at National Gallery of Art)
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slaylikejai-blog · 6 years
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Me Vs. A Non Bts Fan
Me:Got Damn they're so Hot!
Non Fan: Bitch, Stfu they ALL look the same.
Me:*Welcome to your Tape Hoe*
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