so are we gonna talk about how enids parents literally wanted to send her to conversion camp.
her mother literally said, "don't you want to finally be normal?" im going to be sick
and enids, "i just hope one day you'll finally accept who i am" good grief.
and some of y'all wanna tell me shes not gay. mmmmmkay.
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not trying to be a tim burton bootlicker bc the show looks. questionable. but everyone having a whine about gomez addams being played by luis guzman need to shut uppppp. i like the 90s movies too but don’t lie and say this isn’t the most gomez that gomez has been.
[ID: two images of gomez addams, the left being his original comic incarnation, the right being luis guzman’s version of the character from ‘wednesday’. end ID.]
EDIT: damn this blew up anyways look at my cat
[ID: OP’s cat, a grey and white domestic shorthair, curled up and sleeping. end ID.]
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I definetly see the appeal of Bruce being part of the Addams Family, -- cousin, distant relative, you name it, -- but can you imagine if, by their standards, he's like Pubert
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Everyone claims that Malleus Draconia would be like Gomez Addams with a partner however, he is an even better fit for a Morticia with his caring and whimsy personality along with overall gothness.
Jade on the other hand is the perfect amount of weird and formal-elegant to match Gomez on top of being able to appreciate strange things even if it's not his thing and this would absolutely be absolutely be amplified with a partner he adores. He also says concerning or dark things in a genuine way with a smile on his face.
In this essay I will—
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🍁 Non-Horror Films For Halloween 🍁
Part Two!
(Row One) 🎃
The House With A Clock In Its Walls
Double, Double, Toil And Trouble
Twitches
(Row Two) 🎃
The Haunted Mansion
The Addams Family
Casper
(Row Three) 🎃
Corpse Bride
Wendell & Wild
It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown
(Some movies I have on these lists may be considered scary to some and not to others, just take what you will from them. Everybody has different tastes and different levels of scary they can handle.)
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Me: *looks at the hunger games fandom*
Me: So peaceful. So content. Must be nice having your biggest problem be the movie title being slightly innacurate.
Me: *sighs*
Me: *looks back to see the other fandoms shes in*
*Batfam is sipping tea while being surrounded by destruction*
*Pjo is having a full on duel with rick with swords while shit is on fire and they are both cackling manically*
*jjk is drunk in the corner and doing something on their computer*
*hp just had a shouting match with jk and has disowned her*
*septimus heap sits in the other corner and yearns for recognition*
*marauders just stabbed themselves in the heart and is currently crying*
*marvel is chanting shit shit shit while desperately trying to figure out What The Hell They're Supposed To Do*
*miraculous is on the ceiling, screeching*
Me: *sighs again*
Me: *quietly goes to the secrets of nicholas flamel fandom. it is only me. Im the only one here.*
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Episode 2x10 of the Addams Family, "Gómez, the reluctant lover" is absolutely BONKERS. It's so kinky. There is consensual cuckoldry in this episode, out in the open. There is light BDSM at the end. It's amazing.
So there's this lady that falls in love with Gómez, right? One of Pugsley's teachers in fact. And she thinks is reciprocated!
So Gómez wants to tell her no. He has to let her down gently...
But Morticia won't let him!!!
She wants him to... well, you know. She asks Gómez to do it. Just do it, go on, be a man! Do it!
Gómez doesn't want to. That would be cheating!
But Morticia is very persuasive.
!!!!!
And Gómez is a very good boy, so he says he'll do it.
"I'll fuck that woman silly, Tish. For you"
But never forget: Morticia is the boss here. She sets the rules and the limits:
I'M HOLLERING.
So Gómez goes and does the deed with this poor lady that's in love with him or whatever.
But he goes crazy! He's too horny! He doesn't OBEY! Morticia says stop and he doesn't stop! Bad boy!!
So they have a chat afterwards... And it's just bonkers. I wish I knew how to make gifs. Screenshots for one of the horniest things I've seen in black and white:
I mean.
They aired this in the 60s. I'm speechless. And a little hot tbh.
Let's bring this energy back to the Addams Family, please.
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"the dance scene was so cringe" "second hand embarrassment 💀" "she's trying too hard"
has. has the basic concept of wednesday's character somehow eluded all of you? has the basic concept of the addams family as a whole somehow eluded all of you? how r u gonna be in THIS fandom and still call ppl cringe/embarrassing for expressing themselves in harmless ways that just don't align with yours? how r u gonna call urself a wednesday fan if you genuinely believe she'd give 2 shits what you think of her?
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