#its so funny asdfghjhgfds

[professionallydeadinside]

Don't take this the wrong way, but you and ur gf's heights in that Miku post reminds me of that one meme of the tall girl holding the other person to the wall, and the person pinned to the wall is like, several inches above the ground.

-Kirk anon

THAT'S SO US I'M 5'0 AND SHE'S LIKE 5'8-5'9 WKJHGFDFGHJKHGFDFG

#its so funny holding hands and walking together because i either need to speedwalk or she needs to slow down so much asdfghjhgfd #pda #answered

[redxblueihateloveyou]

😍❤️‍🔥 "Bucket List" is my new treasured fic!!! It's honestly everything I wanted for the two!! I haven't read past the "main" novels yet and I've heard that SS is only a small part of WX's emotional crisis & don't you just feel sad sometimes thinking that he really wanted to protect him from becoming like this, but totally missed the other side of the coin of that decision? You just described so perfectly this part of them being mad but not being mad (and god the sex scenee 😭 so much love)

asdfghjhgfds YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY you liked it? iked it????!!!!!!!

Yes, but to me its honestly more sad that he really thought that after he sacrificed himself, Wu Xie is gonna be able to just go on living like nothing happened. Like idk what he really expected: for him to open a cupcake shop during this 10 years? lmao Honestly I can't with my otps and whatever is going on with their heads sometimes.

I mean, I obviously do get why he did what he did, it's not even a question. I'm just really sad about the fact that it didn't even cross his mind that maybe for Wu Xie the worst nightmare was actually this and its really kinda debatable whether he protected the "innocence of his soul" or made it worse hahahaahahahah… :((( but thats just my take on this lol

Tbh everything about it is really sad and Xiaoge would for sure be in pain if he found out about everything, but they are what they are, and this is really one area where they are same, so they can't ever like get too mad at each other for such choices cause they would've done the same. And they're no hypocrites. So thus they can never blame each other for sacrificing for each other and its like basically a never-ending circle of competition aka you for me and I for you 😂

Like Wu Xie despite hating this decision would never be like "you didn't have the right to do that" bc hey look who's talking lmao so truly its kinda funny to me to this day that their whole situation is like they're mad about this stuff but they'd never actually fight bc of that.

Like their only rule is like "don't hurt yourself and be reckless without good reasons". And Wu Xie during these 10 years did many things just "to forget" and these were not, you know, rational or necessary for his plans. And thats already another thing that they both get pretty agressive about. So to think that he was the cause of this is like... ouch. I mean, he became such mentally unstable that he harmed himself on purpose and just in general didn't care much for his life, purposefully doing reckless shit. That is not the usual you know risking your life for each other and your friends. This is... the worst.

But also I keep like rewinding it and thinking... was there any better options? Who knows. I honestly donn't see it. Talking would be nice, but they don't do such crazy things lmfao

#answered #anonymous #pingxie #dmbj #daomu biji #wu xie #zhang qiling

[musicallisto]

oh, you knew this was coming when you made that post, but 🌴 please?

also, because i'm trying to get you into skz against your will, i will recommend to you the song ice.cream by hyunjin (a sad song??? why would i do this to my boy?? lol, i think this song will speak to the valeria (by dvicio) girl within you, asdghjkjhgfds. i still think of you when i hear valeria so...) but also, lol, case 143, because its sweet and funny but also just a little chaotic (and perhaps you know the memes associated with it?? idk. idk.). yes, i know i keep assigning you ~romantic~ songs but what can i say? you are the romantic among my mutuals, asdfghjhgfd

❛ each day, you'd rise with me // know that I would gladly be // the icarus to your certainty ❜

hozier - sunlight

#bestie you are SO! RIGHT! valeria is the most important song on the planet fr <3 #and im out rn but i will listen as soon as i get back and will Scream my thoughts in your inbox. as one does. #i always love being agressively recommended music by my friends <333 #˚₊·͟͟͟͟͟͟͞͞͞͞͞͞➳❥ olive

[yellowhearther0]

thinking abt my ocs again

#specifically thinking abt their original versions #im still not over how jasper really used to be a catboy lMAO #hero was literally ruler of a whole country #and aaron was an extremely op character #honestly his entire family used to be op as fuck #oc evolution bby #now they're all angy highschoolers who just vibe in a sandbox realm #its great tbh #hero and jasper used to major assholes lol #well #they're still assholes but in a good way #anyway catboy jasper nya nya lmAOOO #its so funny asdfghjhgfds #oc tag

[quiznaks]

the funniest scene every in any marvel movie is in age of ultron when everyone was trying to lift thors hammer and steve moves it a little and u can see thors smile fall off his face until steve gives up and he looks so relieved 

#ASDFGHJHGFDS #i just watched that scene go watch it its so fucking funny #marvel

[pridesquishy]

i was JUST thinking of ur blog and i had forgotten ur url so i was about to go look thru my list of over 2000 people i follow.. when a notification pops up! and its you!! i just thought this was funny and that u should know

asdfghjhgfds if u ever forget my url again, just remember this very real image of me winking at my lovely followers

#sarcasm #thats so funny tho #i guess my blog is just highly psychic #anon #asks

[professionallydeadinside]

UH HERES A RANDOM AND FUNNY STORY ABOUT A FERRET. SO WHEN MY MOM WAS IN THE ARMY SHE LIVED IN FLORIDA AND SHE HAD A PET FERRET AND YOU LITERALLY COULDNT SIT IN HER HOUSE BECAUSE OF THE FERRET. IF YOU SAT ON THE COUCH WITH YOUR FEET LIKE ON THE FLOOR, THE FERRET WOULD SLINK UNDER THE COUCH AND BITE THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR HEEL. IT WAS A LITTLE MAGGOT RODENT

I PERSONALLY LOVE THAT STORY BECAUSE ITS SO CHAOTIC FOR A SUPER TINY CREECHUR. LIKE IMAGINE. YOURE LIKE AN INCH TALL AND YOURE ATTACKING CREATURES FIVE FEET TALLER THAN YOU LIKE A SNAKE AND WITH ENOUGH FEROCITY THAT THE GIANTS ACTUALLY FEAR YOU. THEY FEARED THAT FERRET. I ASPIRE TO BE LIKE HER. I NEVER MET HER SHE DIED WAY BEFORE I WAS BORN BUT HER SPIRIT LIVES ON

ASDFGHJHGFDS SILAS I LOVE YOUR DESCRIPTIONS OF THE FUCKING FERRET JHGFDSDF MAGGOT RODENT???? SUPER TINY CREECHER??????

#answered

[yellowhearther0]

I'm genuinely obsessed with shitty live action concepts.

It's presented to Tommy like he should forgive Wilbur, despite the whole insane Wilbur situation being handled terribly

They get enough money for a shitty sequal series. Ranboo is given DID and his "evil personality" does all the bad shit. They have to some how bullshit Wilbur being alive and how it effects the story

SAME KJHGFDSDFGHJ (I yell abt it so much its terrible- if u wanna hear more abt it check the DSMP Live Action AU tag i have. I’ll tag this post with it too kjhgfdfghj)

MHM THEY WOULD- The show would already paint wilbur as some misunderstood misguided war hero whos lost everythings he’s worked for (🥺🤪✨💕) and as such they’d 100% say Tommy would be in the wrong for disliking Wilbur’s actions and they’d probably have tommy forgive wilbur at the end of the finale episode after phil stops wil from pressing the button (they laugh it off like its nothing)

As for Ranboo, even with how the show would probably do that if it was real i do very much wanna avoid doing that myself in this au (bc ableism isnt funny point blank. i’ll figure some other terrible reason at some point-) and with wilbur, they just kill him off screen and boom- ghostbur bb (man. i love using the fact that this show would have alot of plot holes to my advantage asdfghjhgfds)

#mcyt #dream smp #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #ranboo #DSMP Live Action AU

[redxblueihateloveyou]

now we know your opinions abt victuri, but what about the other pairing, otayuri?

their sequence was very cute, not gonna lie and you know I am indeed a huge fan of “I’m so good at approaching a cat” ships, but this was like ep 10 out of 12. 

like once again I can see good potential in some couples and get why ppl think they can be good together, but I can’t get mega invested in a couple bc of  a couple scenes, especially when I don’t know anything about one of the characters. just like as I see potential in some ships, but can easily drop if they don’t have any development at all.

it just always amazes me, I don’t know how some do it and what is the reasoning for this, but I’ve seen it a lot in many popular fandoms like bnha, haikyuu and free! too, when some pick some character that appeared like two times during the whole story or did basically nothing, but there are ppl who are like “fuuuuck he’s my absolute fave in bnha” and I’m like sitting there like “ah, and the pivotal point in this was the shot of his right pinky in ep 17 and his background shot in chapter 251 of the manga?”. lol well, I’m exagerating here, but you know what I mean.

like how I saw a comment under the new free! trailer that was “you have no idea how happy I am about the fact that I’d get to see kisumi again”..  like I like kisumi, but he’s not even a full on character there tbh, he’s mostly a comedic relief. but you see, as they say “there are a great many opinions in this world... (the end of this tho “and a good half of them are professed by people who have never been in trouble” lmao). like some are gonna watch the last chapter of free! for kisumi, to each their own.

like I’ve seen ppl making amvs about nash from knb and a chocolate commercial and I’m like “I wish I could get inspiration that easy”, bc I’m sitting here like with a giant list of things I want in a ship and characters that’d make me open sony vegas lol

some think the best ship is a ship you have almost no canonical material about. and yes, I know the song “in canon they have never met, but I don’t care, I ship it”, and I've seen ships whose some scenes I find cute and think “yeah, it could’ve been great if it was explored”, but I’ll just watch it and move on, that’s all. I do not get how you can get SOOOOOO invested into smth that doesn’t really exist with the characters who weren’t even explored. 

so with characters like otabek like from these 10 minutes he was in the anime and the tiny “madness” comic, you can only go so far in predicting what kind of person he is. so where ppl get this asdfghjhgfds this suddenly got me inspired to write a 100K fic about them, it’s truly fascinating to me. I just don’t think really it counts as a fic about THEM per se, it’s much closer to the yuri/original character. all that they gave you is a guy who wanted to be friends with yuri supposedly for the fact that he’s purposeful and inspiring which is great and amazing start for a good ship, totally get him, but then I don’t know him.

like once again in fanfiction you can do technically whatever you want, but it’s just funny to me like when ppl are writing fics about some characters who they don’t know nothing about, I’m like.. why not just write an original book and sell it instead, I mean, bc it’s basically your character already, for real. just change the name and make some money instead lolz. like some fanfiction is more of a just fiction really, bc there are some fics, you can really just change names and you won’t even get who it was supposed to be.

I do kinda have different type of ships: those I find cute, but sometimes tend to even forget about them after watching smth (so basically whatever, but I enjoyed it while watching tho), then ships I liked enough that they made me want to vid them; then if I want to do a manip vid about a ship, I like them a lot; if I vid them more than once, I’m probably in love with them xD And if it’s stuff like my harurin playlist that contains 15 vids and wangxian 13, that’s probably means I’m obsessed lmao. that’s all. 

so otayuri goes to the 1st category to me, I guess, I enjoyed their couple interactions, yes, it’s a good start for ship, yes, do they have enough stuff to make me care a lot? unfortunatly, no. they did for sure make this episode pleasant to watch tho for me, not gonna lie xD for a moment I was like “yeah, yeah, okay continue pls”, but then I was like “ah, I forgot, that its not about it and it’s like second to the last episode” lmao

#answered #anonymous #anime #shipping