#its not that deep omfg

[ink-blot-thoughts]

Me before: haha i like funny gamble man Aventurine go brrr

Me now: I've only had Aventurine's backstory for a day and a half but if anything happens to him I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself

#honkai star rail #hsr aventurine #penacony #honkai star rail spoilers #penacony spoilers #spoilers #okay now all the spoiler warnings are out of the way *ahem* HOYO IF HE NEVER SHOWS UP AGAIN I WILL FUCKING CRY PLS I NEED MORE OF HIM #SHOW US HIM ESCAPING THE DEEP DREAMSCAPE SHOW US HIM HAPPY AND FREE SHOW US HIM EMBRACING LIFE TO ITS FULLEST IM BEGGING #if i hear Kakavasha again i will cry omfg pls :') #ALSO MY FUCKING GOD THE SAM PLOT TWIST?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

[lunearobservatory]

Hmm. Tragic caliyork. I can fuck these guys up so bad.

#hmmmmmmm... #i cant.. i cant draw what im thinkjng of based on this fuuucjiinnggsyhg SONG. #TWO SONGS ACTUALLY IM GONNA RRRGGGAGGHFHH #itd be a whole project. sobs #rips them both to shreds #new york has the most brutal headcanons. he got the worst of my self indulgent projection its awful omfg #everyone ive met from ny state has had a deep sadness behind their eyes. what is up w yall. anyway #cptsd beams ur states. #wttt caliyork #yeah :/ them #lune talks #wttt #wttsh #wttt new york #wttt california

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

happy bomb in a tribble tuesday 

#STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE 9 #BEST LINE FROM BEST EPISODE #I started it and then when I saw what they were doing I GASPED ALOUD was like pointing at the screen and going oooh woahhhh so cool!!!! #and then I immediately went back and watched The Trouble With Tribbles so I would get what was going on lol #I love DS9 but sometimes there is like. pre-work u have to do before viewing certain episodes. and nobody warns u about it #somebody should put together a guide or sth for those of us who don't wanna watch all of TOS and TNG beforehand #Starky's Original Posts #can't imagine how lost I'd be if I hadn't watched a couple hours-long Star Trek video essays before starting the show omfg #DS9 is so fucking funny bc they will catch u up to speed if u forgot sth from last season but if u didn't see TNG ur on ur own #Miles out of nowhere: well Worf that's just because you hardly see your son! #Hapless DS9-only viewer: WORF HAS A SON????? WH-- #also I love how much DS9 hates its companion shows. Picard killed Sisko's son. The doctor from Voyager ruined Julian's life. #STAR TREK ON STAR TREK HOSTILITY #it fucking loves TOS though as seen from this episode #which is just the perfect punchline to it all. perfect no notes. #in conclusion society if Garak got to see Julian in that little TOS uniform getup..............

[ashmp3]

made some purchases i’m happy again money does buy happiness for me sorry i am being honest…

#olaplex no7 etude glass rouge tint and banila co little tiny jar of the cleansing balm jeonghan is the face of LMFAOOO #SAWRYYYY but if it’s good i’m buying the whole thing 😁😁😁 i just had to please understand omfg it was RIGHT there in front of my nose. #tomorrow if i have time i will decorate my room today was so insane i don’t think i took a deep breath not even once #anyway its a hair wash night so you know what that means. Agony… That’s right 😓 #tt

[cruelsister-moved2]

sorry i just .. reading about how trotskyists harrassed the only yiddish-speaking openly anti-zionist jewish space in scotland into closure because of claims they were "rich american/israeli jews" invading, i mean gentrifying, the neighbourhood by..... opening a pay-what-you-can anarchist cafe.... and people seeing yiddish (which is written in hebrew script. you know because yiddish is >1000 years old) on the sign and literally going omg zionists!!!!! but most of you are acting like antisemitism on the left is some baffling fringe issue with no real consequences except some "whiny arrogant jews" [direct quote] getting their feelings hurt let alone that its obviously left-wing jews this hurts the most. and if it ever does matter it's only purely because of optics and not because you care about jewish people like i think you could stand to muster a less lukewarm response to antisemitism than "stop making us look bad" just a thought everyone

#seems like the beef goes very deep and gets very weird but omfg #nothing you hear about the s*cialist workers party is EVER GOOD... #like its not only the telegraph-columnists and twitter-commentators who feel weird right now #maybe that means something but maybe im just delusional too 😜

[mystqueerion]

Saw barbie a second time and it was just as wonderful this is the movie ever fr

Also take this bc autism strong

#south park #sp marjorine #marjorine stotch #marjorine south park #marjorine sp #south park marjorine #barbie #even though this movie didnt have much room for kenjorine brainrotting #bc yknow #but theyre so regular barbie and ken to me ive said this before #blondes whipped af for each other and iconic couple where one is a girlboss and the other is just ken #im stopping myself from rambling about change now bc deep down I loved the decision to make them not date in the movie #dance the night away might just be stuck in my head the rest of my life #the disco instrumental vibe thing is so FIRE #and im just ken bc its so funny omfg best part of the movie on god #OKAY ILL SHUT UP NOW

[kowaindar0u]

[ from here | @melancholicblossom ]

Yasu hadn't even been paying attention. He was too focused on kneading the dough in front of him, that Souza leaning toward him had barely registered.

But then he feels Souza's lips on his forehead, and he freezes what he's doing, hands clawing into the mound of noodles-to-be.

"... What was that for?" he asks, eyes closed. His face is taking on a shade to match Souza's outfit. "I... I mean..."

#ic:yasu #melancholicblossom #they work so well in the kitchen together aruji decided to assign them there more lol #(AKA JUST LIKE OLD TIMES) #also omfg i realized i didnt reblog yhis i just saved it as draft again lmao RIP ITS LATE SORRY #also i just realized this is my first ship with yasu lol like in any version of him #he had some...pretty deep platonic stuff going on back in mortal kombat rp but still #also i wasnt sure if u wanted to continue or not with that meme so here it is if u want it uwu #i DID IT AGAIN I SAVED IT TO THE DAMN DRAFTS #hELL

[slashuz]

cant stop thinking about the teenager cosplaying chiaki that nearly collapsed chasing after me and 1loer as we were leaving con bc she wanted to take a picture with 1loer (who was cosplaying nagito) but was too shy to come up to us/kept losing us the whole day TTTT SHE WAS SO CUUUUUTE WE WERE LIKE OMG ITS OKAY CATCH YOUR BREATHE WE'LL WAIT DONT WORRY GIRL JDSFH !!!

#i am so protective over con teens #the demographic was very young at the con we were at #the ones that were in dgrpa cosplay anyway #not all of them ofc but a lot of them #my big sister instincts kicked in #like you let me know if ANYONE in this building causes you any problems and i will EVISCERATE them #omfg the ppl watching the cosplay parade were so miserable too sorry #crowd was dead #there was an ibuki cosplayer who did a cute little dance in a homemade closet cosplay that clearly a lot of love went into #and the crowd was almost silent #NOT ME AND 1LOER THOUGH DONT WORRY WE WERE SCREAAAAAMING LOL #NO cosplayer was going home without an applause we made sure of it #so uptight lol like loosen up babes we are all dressed like clowns in this building its not that deep #ew oh my god there was also a stall there selling literally h3ntai shit #like graphic shit #in a con that was NOT 18+ #like there was literal actual children walking around w their parents #so fucking disgusting lol i gave the foulest look to the gross dudes running it #like idk why that was even cleared for the con space like honestly

[crackmonkeytrash]

Um. See.. I can explain? I can--

( I blame @maritimecorpse but we're having fun in the chat rn lmao )

#lance im absolutely not going to get any art done rn im too deep in fic atm #at least its funny omfg #but seriously we talkin about entomoly and then kakashi thirsting and the hour is E A R L Y

[tears-of-boredom]

Does my autism affect everything I do (logically, yes) or does it affect nothing I do at all (yes)

#omg like. its my fucking brain how am i supposed to differentiate my autistic side from my ''normal'' side.. #this is why i dont like using any fucking labels. at the end of the day its just me.. #the only fucking vibe or gender or sexuality i feel like fits is ''me''.. #omfg am i gonna be annoying and actually start using that... #i dont like living in a society #i hate life #are neurotypical people seriously just so fucking blissfully unaware... #i dont like other people #in the general sense.. #i wish i had that realization of ''oh thats why i do that!'' when i got my diagnosis.. #it didnt change anything for me.. it just changed how others acted when they knew.. #i do not feel like a person #i dont feel like im a part of this world #i feel like everybody else is living when im just existing #that sounds unnecessarily deep but i dont feel like im going anywhere. while other people have goals and ambitions.. #they have things that drive them forward. things that theyre looking forward to.. #i dont like life #venting #thoughts

[keiphoria]

ppl on tiktok whining bc jeongyeon threw water on jihyo last night like “everyone was talking about how cold it was yesterday in the stadium she was probably freezing bc of that!” meanwhile me and eveyone else that was there is in the comments like no it was not cold and jihyo was fine i promise

#1) theyre friends omfg chill OUT. its not that deep #2) of course it would be cold to people in the stands bc you feel the breeze more up there #but on the floor and onstage moving around…hell it was HOT #its not that deep ppl r really fuming about it 😭 it was not cold yesterday altogether and it wasnt that cold last night #breezy yes. cold no #jihyo is FINE i PROMISE its not that deep #xoxo cade

[sasssydaddy123]

Honest to god Shopify is one of the worst things Canada has unleashed upon this world

#please its a joke omfg #but i swear i will always have a deep seeded hatred for this software #i hate it with every fiber of my being and i know lots of other small business owners n employees feel the same #ramblings #work shit

[scarletevening]

crying

#thank you so much #im literally tearing up and its not even that deep #omfg #ao3 #ao3 author

[oh-mother-i-cannot-weave]

cant stop sneezing. kill me now

#ofc im sick omfg #i think my room needs qa good deep clean #maybe just maybe its going to solve all of my problems

[heartdiluc]

❤︎₊ ⊹ STRESS RELIEVER !!

synopsis. office sex drabbles w genshin men <3

featuring. wriothelsey, kaeya, alhaitham

WARNINGS. explicit nsfw, sub fem reader, semi-public sex (no getting caught), praise, handcuffs (wrio), kinda ooc, spanking (alhaitham)

[⚠️] read dni info and warnings

WRIOTHESLEY

you were only here to drop off lunch for him. that was it!! but of course wriothesley couldn’t just let you go and insists that you stay and he’ll spend his lunch break with you

he’s just so whipped for you omfg he appreciates the gesture of you bringing him lunch and just thinks you look so so cute in your casual clothing and it’s just so nice to see you when he’s been busy working

while yes he starts his break catching up with you, he’s somehow managed to turn it into him bending you over his desk.

“wrio—!" you whine, keeping your face down on wriothesley’s desk that you’re bent over with your legs dangling off the side. “keep your voice down, darling.” you feel cold metal at your wrists and a loud click that follows. you gasp realizing it was his handcuffs, which elicits a smile from your boyfriend.

“don’t tell me you’re getting nervous on me,” he laughs. “just keep your legs spread for me princess,” is all he says before pushing his cock into your pussy until he’s fully sheathed inside.

“fuck— too d-deep!” you whimper out as wriothesley presses a kiss to the back of your neck. “you’re so sensitive,” wrio mumbles out before moving his hips, pulling out and pushing his cock back in hard and deep.

KAEYA ALBERICH

you work in the favonius headquarters, managing the library when Lisa is away. today was one of those days. Kaeya, your coworker and boyfriend, of course insists on visiting the library to see you.

the library was empty and dead quiet. you were startled by Kaeya coming through the doors. before you can even greet him, Kaeya is already wrapping his arms around you from behind and tucking his face to your neck.

“busy day, captain?” you ask, still focusing on shelving the books in front of you.

“i’m stuck here for another two hours,” he laments. “missed you.” you can’t help but smile at his clinginess. he scatters kisses across your face and neck between every few sentences while he mumbles about his busy day.

you’re weak to him. you know it’s unprofessional but you let him take this as far as he wants. he keeps an arm wrapped around your middle to support you while his other arm is reaching down between your legs under your skirt. he's pushing your panties to the side and teasing you, fingers threatening to push into your pussy. “not even going to try and stop me? such a little slut…” he mutters to you, smiling at how you blush out of embarrassment. he finally does push his fingers into your pussy, reaching deep that your own fingers couldn’t reach.

“that’s it sweetheart— i’ll get you to make a mess on my fingers…” Kaeya coos to you while he angles his deft fingers to fuck you harder. his fingerless leather gloves now shiny wet because of you.

ALHAITHAM

as the acting grand sage, Alhaitham works long hours. he's always so busy and it's rare that you're able to visit him. you knock on his office door and his eyes soften once he realizes its you.

"i'm surprised to see you here," is all he manages to mumble out before bringing you in and seating himself back at his desk. and to your surprise, he asks for you to sit on his lap while he works and ofc you can't say no to this rare offer and you just missed haitham so much

it doesn't take long for alhaitham to get bored of the papers in front of him and starts to burry his face into your neck, leaving kisses across your skin. and it doesn't take much pleading from you to convince him to let you cockwarm him.

Alhaitham's hands grip your waist as he lowers you onto his cock. you gasp out his name at the feeling of your pussy getting stretched to fit his cock. "shh... stay still for me alright? i'll be done in a minute. just sit there pretty for me," alhaitham says aloof, before refocusing his attention to his task at hand.

you wrap your arms around his shoulders to keep yourself still. although you're trying to not be distracting, you can't help how sensitive you are and how your cunt is clamping down on alhaitham's dick. every little whimper or squirm you make is met with a spank to your thigh from alhaitham. “told you to stay still,” he reminds you. “be good and i’ll consider bending you over my desk and fucking you properly,”

#genshin smut #genshin impact smut #wriothesley smut #kaeya smut #al haitham smut #alhaitham smut #genshin x reader #afab reader

[mostvaluablelesbian]

Crying and sobbing at Maki’s “After what I’ve been through… am I still even human?”

#I know its not like #THAT deep #but its reallt raw and powerful to someone like me who relates heavily to her #and is going through a really tough time right now #and grew up having a tough time #man Im always having a tough time lmao besides the point #but because of that it makes it hard to act and feel like everyone else #and ultimately you dont feel human #to make a long winded explanation short and to not draw out this elaboration too far #I love her I want to give her a hug and tell her it wasnt fair #well one more kin for my THAT IS ME OMFG THAT IS ME list lmao #says lmao but is crying