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petite-phthora · 11 months

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Do you think it was a date?

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 5]

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Part 1

Ao3

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In-chat nicknames:

Daniel = Danny

Sharpshooter = Jazz

TooFine= Tucker

Chaos = Sam

TheCoolerDaniel = Danielle/Dani/Ellie

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Private chat nicknames:

Bill = Danny

Pants = Jazz

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As soon as Danny enters his apartment, face bright red, he takes his head into his hands and lets out a silent scream.

He could have said anything, and he panicked and went with Toodealoo Kangaroo???

At this rate, he’ll never get a partner.

As Danny stands there in misery, his phone starts buzzing with messages. Curious, he checks his phone to see what going on.

Uh oh.

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Team Phantom 👻😎

Chaos: Guys check this out

Chaos: *link*

Chaos: The Joker escaped from Arkham again, but no one’s heard anything of him since, nor have they been able to find him

TooFine: @Daniel 👀

TooFine: ok the @ had been a joke but the fact that he has read it and not replied is concerning

Sharpshooter: @Daniel, what did you do?

Sharpshooter: @Daniel

Sharpshooter: I can see that you’re reading this, don’t ignore me.

TooFine: ohhhh someones in troubleee 👀

Sharpshooter: Tucker.

TooFine: 🤐

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Danny takes a deep breath.

Well, it’s now or never. Let’s hope Jazz is feeling merciful.

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Private chat

Bill: ok so you know how you said you would still love me if I was a worm?

Pants: I have no clue how this ties into the previous conversation, but yes. Why?

Bill: hypothetically

Bill: would you also still love me if I

Bill: hypothetically

Bill: accidentally

Bill: vibe checked someone that tried to uh

Bill: hypothetically

Bill: kidnap and or kill me??

Bill: 🥺🥺🙏

Pants: Danny, did you accidentally kill the Joker?

Bill: yes or no Jazz??!? 😩🥺

Pants: Yes, Danny. I would still love you if you, hypothetically, accidentally killed the Joker.

Bill: this is why you’re my favorite sister 🥹🥰😘

Bill: don’t tell Ellie 😳🫣

Pants: Danny, what happened?

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Danny lets out a sigh of relief before proceeding to tell Jazz what happened.

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Pants: Oh Danny.

Bill: are you mad at me?

Pants: I’m not mad at you, I just want you to stay safe.

Pants: While I don’t condone murder, I understand that it was self-defense and an accident. I‘m just glad that you’re alright.

Bill: 🥰💞😘

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With a small smile on his face, Danny goes back to the groupchat.

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Team Phantom 👻😎

Daniel: you know

Daniel: if I had a nickel for every time I’ve had to fight off an insane clown that attacked me 🤡

Daniel: I’d have two nickels

Daniel: which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right? 🤔

Chaos: Damnit Danny, we leave you alone in a new city for a week and you already manage to get into a fight with one of Gotham City’s most infamous rogues

TooFine: actually its been 6 days 10 hours and 17 minutes

TooFine: so not even a full week yet

Chaos: Did you at least get a good few punches in?

Chaos: Danny?

TooFine: @Daniel ???

TooFine: if i had a nickel for every time danny said something concerning and then didnt provide context id be richer than vlad

Daniel: anyway, for completely unrelated reasons, @TooFine I need you to wipe some cams for me 😃

TooFine: danny im not wiping the cams again so no one will have proof of you tripping backward and falling ass-first into a trashcan

Chaos: Speaking of, Tucker do you still have that footage and can you send it to me?

TooFine: already done

Daniel: noo it’s nothing like that this time 😫

Daniel: pleaseeee 🥺🙏🙏

Daniel: I’ll get you an autograph from Tim Drake-Wayne?

TooFine: deal.

Daniel: 🥳🎉

Daniel: ok so the footage from somewhere around 3 am last night

Daniel: around some place named park row??

Daniel: I think it’s called?? 🤔

Daniel: though I’m pretty sure I’ve also heard some people refer to it as crime alley

Daniel: not sure why tho 🤷

TooTine: aye aye captain o7

Chaos: Danny, in an alley getting attacked by the fucking Joker: I wonder why this place is called crime alley

Daniel: stop bullying me 😠

Chaos: No

TooFine: hey danny r u sure thats right? i checked the cams n stuff but theres no available footage from the area n time u described

TooFine: its like someones already wiped it all

Daniel: oh!

Daniel: that’s so sweet of him 😊

Chaos: Wait who is this ‘him’?

TooFine: the joker????

Daniel: oh no not the Joker

Daniel: just some cute guy I met last night

Daniel: he witnessed me killing the Joker 🫣

Daniel: and didn’t call the cops on me afterward 🥰💞

TooFine: def green flag

Chaos: Oh hell yeah, he’s a keeper

Chaos: Wait you killed the Joker?! I thought you just fought him off!

Daniel: it was an accident!! 😭😭

Daniel: he crept up on me and tried to grab me 😓

Daniel: so I got startled and because all I saw was a clown

Daniel: I just kinda punched his face in with my ghost strength… 😰

TooFine: f

Chaos: f

Sharpshooter: Have you gotten rid of the body yet? Did you leave behind DNA at the crime scene? Will I need to start saving up bail money or getting ready to enact the Fenton Break Out plan?

Chaos: Jazz asking the important questions here

Daniel: well, considering the footage was wiped

Daniel: and also the fact that no one’s found him yet

Daniel: I think it’s safe to assume it’s all taken care of

Daniel: that’s honestly really sweet of him though 🥰😊

TooFine: oohhhhh ur mystery boo??

Daniel: yeah, this random guy saw me vibe-checking the Joker

Daniel: and let me go home without any trouble

Daniel: pretty sure he’s the one who wiped the cams 🤔

Daniel: and then today he showed up at my apartment with flowers 🥺

Daniel: they were sweat peas!!!! 🥰🤩

Chaos: Was that to thank you for the murder orrrr?

Sharpshooter: Oh those are your favorite, was that on purpose?

Daniel: well I didn’t tell him

Daniel: so I’m not sure if he knew or if it was a coincidence 🤷

Daniel: but yeah then he took me out to this restaurant called Pete’s for dinner

Daniel: they had some amazing cannoli

Daniel: you should try it sometime if you get the chance

Daniel: and then after dinner he took me to the observatory!!!!!!! 🤩🥰

Sharpshooter: Gotham observatory?

Sharpshooter: Isn’t that the one with the special telescope, I think you mentioned it before

Daniel: yeah, the crystal-powered telescope!! 😍💞✨🤩❤️

Daniel: and at the end, he brought me home

Daniel: and he asked for my number!!!

TooFine: nice dude!

Chaos: The guy really went all-out and planned your dream date hu? So, what’s this mystery hunk’s name?

Daniel: oh I’m not sure, I didn’t ask 🙃🤭

Sharpshooter: Danny…

Daniel: yes?

Sharpshooter: Did you go on a date with a complete stranger who witnessed you commit a murder?

Chaos: How do you not even know his name?

Daniel: two words Jazz: Johnny 13

Daniel: and he’s not a stranger!! 😠

Sharpshooter: But you don’t know his name?

Chaos: We just can’t leave him alone, can we? Less than a week on his own and he already murdered one of Gotham’s most infamous rogues and then completely forgets the concept of Stranger Danger

Daniel: I mean he probably just found it when he tried to do some research on me or something

Daniel: probably got it from the school’s system now that I think of it 🤔

TooFine: dude who the hell is this guy??

Chaos: Who the fuck did you go on a date with?

Daniel: do you really think it was a date? 🥺😳

Daniel: I wasn’t sure

Daniel: cause he mainly took me out for dinner to thank me for the night before

Daniel: but then again

Daniel: he did get me flowers and ask for my number after he brought me back to my apartment 🤔

Daniel: like I wasn’t sure if I was reading the signals right…..

Daniel: but do you think that was a date? 🫣

Sharpshooter: Danny, for the love of the Ancients.

Sharpshooter: Who was it?

Daniel: oh, it was Red Hood 🥰

TooFine: damn dannys got that vigilante rizz

Sharpshooter: Red Hood? The crime lord?!

TooFine: former, actually

Daniel: what he said ^^

Chaos: Danny, you really have a type huh? Vigilantes with a Red theme. Who’s next? Red Robin?

Daniel: stop bullying me

TooFine: never

Chaos: Never

Daniel: on a different note, who changed my name in the chat again?

Sharpshooter: Ellie did.

Chaos: Ellie

TooFine: @TheCoolerDaniel

TheCoolerDaniel: 😎

TheCoolerDaniel: wait i just read back, danny’s dating a crime lord?? :0 👀

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Taglist (for now, I’ll probably stop if I cant keep up):

@i-always-say-yea @uraniumwizard

#i had more planned for this chapter #but this already started to become too long #so the batfam reactions will hae to be in the next chap #sorry #anyway #dp x dc #dp x dc fic #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dead on main #dead on main ship #Danny in an alley getting attacked by the fucking Joker: I wonder why this place called crime alley #team phantom has questions #but then again weirder shit has happened #danny killing the joker and going on a date with red hood is barely in the top 10 of weird/fucked up shit he's done #he seems fine and happy so theyre not too worried #might be planning a shovel talk in a private chat tho #sam: alright ill get the creep stick #sam: jazz--#jazz: already getting the ecto-skeleton ready as we speak #oh for those who are curious #jazz and danny's private chat nicknames are references to invis-o-bill and jazzie-pants the nicknames #question: would anyone mind me adding some plot? it'll still be mainly crack of course #but i got a thought of how i could add in a lil plot #tho i won't do it if people prefer it like this #so let me know what y'all think

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positivityjediprince · 2 years

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Modern au where din and Luke end up with the exact same group of freinds but never manage to run into each other as a group start dating without telling anyone while their freinds are trying to set them up with each other but due to copious useless of nicknames they have no clue that it's each other

This feels confusing so I'll give an example

Luke working at Ms.mottos repair shop: oh hey it's lunch I'm gonna step out

Peli: oh that's fine I have a freind stopping by after this you should meet him and his kid

Luke: darn I need to run an errand for uncle obi sorry

*ten minutes later*

Din walking in with grogu

Peli: hey Mando you just missed junior he loves kids you two would get along well

Din: thank you for watching grogu I have lunch plans

Din to grogu: see you later kid I'll be back soon

Of course this au is best if Boba and the clones are related and the clones and anakin are close

It would be funny and grogu being the only one who knows

Ahsoka is of course the one who runs into them when they're on a date

-🐢

OMGGG IM C R Y I N G the Shakespearian comedy energy of this! I'm Living!

The gang ABSOLUTELY have a group chat dedicated to scheming of having Din and Luke meet!!! (They also have memes about them on this group chat..it continues even once they find out)

I love the idea that Din and Luke meeting like in a pretty normal place/way, like the park and Grogu just hones in on Luke or Din sees Luke ready to throw hands with some dickhead or whatever. Meanwhile the group is coming up with increasingly convoluted plots to get them in the same place.

Also they literally talk about their friends, but are so into eachother they don't even notice that so many of their circle has the same name; they're too busy making heart eyes and wedding Pinterest boards.

Din, the clones and Boba helping Anakin out with stuff and Anakin thinking 'hmm this young man would be the perfect son-in-law and he comes with instant grandson! And just keeps bigging Luke up and Din like being polite but thinking 'i already have the best Luke'.

I want Din and Luke just constantly coincidentally leaving a room as one of their friends walks in. Like full Emperor's New Groove restaurant scene vibes

Din like 'thats so funny I have a friend called Leia who has a twin brother called Luke! Must be a popular name combo!' Luke like 'my bestie Cara has a friend called Din and is a disaster lesbian too!' and it's just peak dumbass.

Din and Luke dating for almost a year when Ahsoka happens to walk past them on an adorable picnic date, and kissing. She sees Din lean in to kiss someone and is like "oh no our plans are ruined" and thEN SHE SEES THAT ITS LUKE AND LOSES HER MIND

She calls the group chat like YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.

At the wedding Boba and Anakin have a slide show of the best of the Operation DinLuke groupchat and texts between them and Din and Luke. The presentation is iconic and Din and Luke are like .....how did we not realise... But at the same time do watch the video of it at least once a year (normally on their anniversary).

#again sorry for the late response im back on my tumblr bs now!#i love this concept so much its peak comedy #luke skywalker #dinluke #din djarin #mudhorn morons #cara dune #leia organa #anakin skywalker #Boba fett #peli motto #ahsoka tano #grogu #asks

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eliothedud9000 · 4 months

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masterpost

seeing as im on tumblr more i think its good to make a masterpost and stuff.

About Me

hey im elio (and assorted nicknames) he/him

if you see spud dont be confused, its my old name lol

i mostly only post tmnt stuff and rottmnt stuff but you may find a bit of dndaddies things. this is not a fandom blog though, and it will change as my interests change.

asks and dms are all right! i'm not very good at talking to people though

Links:

#eliosart art tag

#lees shit me talking about stupid things and such.

Twitter i am barely ever on here

Tmnt Comics:

The Microwaved Spoon

hot topic (coming soon)

raph and leo bad future (coming soon)

Art and Writing Works:

One of my Favorite Drawings I've Done (will change)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Habromania (TMNT:H) COMING SOON! My own TMNT version/iteration! Has been in the works since late September!

Turtles, Turtles, and More Turtles?! An interdimensional groupchat that seems lighthearted but has a bit of a twist... (fanfic)

sorry for so many gifs on this thing lol

more will be coming i have stuff in the works

have a nice day if you read this

dni under the cut

DNI:

Tcest, splintercest, tmnt proshippers: None of the art or works I make will ever be of tcest or the above. I do not support that stuff and if you do please do not interact with me. i also despise aprilxturtle.

LGBTQ-phobic: if you have a problem with the lgbtq+ community fucking leave. I do not support anyone with those views. especially TERFs. all TERFs can go fuck themselves <3

Racists: HISS HISS GET AWAY!! i am a white person but if you're a racist you're the scum of the earth.

NSFW: im a minor and in fandom(s) with mostly characters who are minors so please don't come on my page if you do that shit....

my political views tend to be pretty leftist so if you have a problem with that sorry not sorry.

#masterpost

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southieparkie · 2 years

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alrightie venting time

TW: su!c!d3, s3lf h&arm

okay so im in a groupchat aaaand im very excited abt that bc ive never been in one!!! and i was just super happy cause i thought i could make new friends and the whole experience would be worthwhile. um…it’s literally not JSBJSSJ its so horrible i feel like none of them ever listen to me or acknowledge me at all. and today i chimed in on a conversation about chip flavors because, hey, i like chips a whole lot!! so we started talking abt chips and i said i loved barbecue . this guy says to me that barbecue is disgusting, which is fine, i dont really care. then i jokingly say “shut up u like classic chips” cause he told the gc he liked classics. i thought he’d just shrug it off, but he seemed very aggressive. he then stated that he mainly ate black foods (idrk what that means), so i joked and said that that was so emo of him. that was when he fired back with “slit ur wrists” and at that moment i had to pause bc i’ve been battling thoughts of hurting myself and possible undiagnosed depression which sucks. later on after i gathered myself, i reintroduced myself to the group with my new nickname bc i like my nickname alot!! and he responded to that with “hi (nickname), kys” with a heart at the end like it was funny. i proceeded to cry in my bed, cuddle with my squishies, and take an honestly pretty refreshing nap. very sad way to start off a weekend :(

i just felt so useless and vulnerable in that moment. and whats worse is a person who i think is really cool and would love to get close to liked the harmful messages he sent me. i feel like they hate me. and then a few other people were laughing about it. i just feel like the only place i have to be myself and feel safe is here. and im just so scared because here isn’t the real world, and whats gonna happen when i get out there?? am i gonna ever actually hurt myself?? i love such a controversial show, so i cant ramble about my interests like i would with splatoon or super mario anymore to make me happy and gain new friends that like what i like. i just feel like nothing, and if im nothing, then where can i go to feel like something besides on this stupid blog?

(maybe im just being too sensitive. idk)

#not south park #venting #me talking #tw sh implied #tw su1c1d3

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mercystine · 3 years

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LOOK AT ME GETTING FANART

JAS I LOVE THIS

#le jas hot #vampiric sword #Im a vampire confirmed #thats what ive been saying #its my nickname in one of the groupchats im in #its a vibe

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00gangfriend00 · 3 years

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tag game!!!

I am diving back into tumblr. i got busy. gg was on hiatus. now IM BaCk!

tagged by @whiskeyjack and @bethsuglywigs thank you thank you ladies.

name/nickname: kat, kath, katie

pronouns: she/her

star sign: gemini :):):):):):):)

height: 5′6″, aka average

time: 8pm

birthday: May 26th

fave bands: OUUU, big thief, the regrettes, PUP, marianas trench ehehe, haim, mother mother.

fave solo artists: OUUUUUUUUUUU pheobe, megan thee stallion, taylor swift, paul simon, stvincent, mitski!!!, sidney gish, cardi b,

last show: loki

last movie: bo burnhams inside, which absolutely destroyed me.

what I post: gg stuff

last thing googled: how many grams in a half cup

other blogs: nope

do I get asks: when I do, i jump for joy.

why I chose my url: i have a gg groupchat with my friends called gangfriend. its purpose is exclusively to post thirsty IG edits of rio.

following: many

followers: MORE than I thought , and believe me, it goes straight to my head

lucky number: I do not have one

Instruments: medium guitar, I can play wonderwall

what am I wearing: a little silky dressy thing over a striped teeshirt

dream trip: Mongolia. back home to canada waaaahhh

favorite food: korean tokbokki, and korean fried chicken

nationality: canadian

languages: english, & french and LORD I wish I could say Mandarin

favorite song AT THIS VERY MOMENT: bit by bit by mother mother

last book read: it was months ago.... i am ashamed. but BOY the fanfic I have devoured.

top three fictional universes I’d like to live in:

hmmmmmmm lets seee

I am the prime minister of canada, and also (v important) I do not cry when faced with conflict.

I am a sexy, wisp of a woman making her own pottery and taking casual lovers. I meditate.

I am a witch, I use my powers for evil. I bath in blood. my coven is dope.

i would like to tag @daydreamstew @purplemagic @jade-marie @foxmagpie @mego42

#tag game

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ruaidhri-doeswriteiswear · 4 years

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Chapter Two- invasion of the geese

Lucifer messaged Mammoney

Lucifer: care to explain why you have created a groupchat without me?

Lucifer: mammon I can see you on your phone, I know you’re just ignoring me.

Lucifer: Mammon.

Mammoney to Human Studies Squad

Mammoney: gUYS

Mammoney: GUYS LUCIFER TEXTED ME

Mammoney: WHICH ONE OF YOU SNITCHED

stn: wasn’t me

monSOLO: not me

Mammoney: asmo

AsmoBaby: oopsie daisy~

Mammoney: ASMO SERIOUSLY

Mammoney: WHAT THE HELL AND FUCK

Mammoney: he wants me to add him what do I do

monSOLO: just add him, save us all the lecture

Mammoney added Lucifer to Human Studies Squad

Lucifer: you shouldn’t be on your phones in school

stn: rich coming from you

AsmoBaby: aw girls, girls, you’re both beautiful :o

Lucifer’s nickname was changed to Lucey-goosey

Lucey-goosey: undo that right now or I will end you

Lucey-goosey: where did you all go?

Lucey-goosey: cowards

Lucifer messaged Beelzeburger

Lucifer: out of curiosity

Lucifer: how does one change their nickname in a groupchat?

Lucifer: beel?

Beelzeburger: sorryarm was ded, itsin setti ngs

Lucifer: ah, thanks

Beelzeburger: ns

Lucey-Goosey changed their nickname to Lucifer

Lucifer added Beelzeburger to Human Studies Squad

Beelzeburger added Belphie to Human Studies Squad

Mammoney: spoil sport

Lucifer: ah so you changed it then?

Mammoney: NO

Mammoney: I’m not an admin, I can’t

monSOLO: liar

Mammoney: aNYWAY WE SHould talk about the project cause we’re all good students

Beelzeburger: whatpro ject?

Mammoney: the human studies one

Mammoney: you don’t even take that anymore right

Beelzeburger: nop e

stn: I’ll help you if you want Mammon

Mammoney: aw thanks you’re being awfully nice :)

stn: only in return for a favour to be cashed in at any time :)

Mammoney: dickhead

Beelzeburger: sure lyI’ve alre ady finishedit

Beelzeburger: sinc e I tookit last year

Mammoney: you were always my favourite little brother beel

stn: why are you typing weird Beel?

Beelzeburger: armsded

stn: why??

Beelzeburger: belph ison it

Mammoney: so move him?

Beelzeburger: if you wantmy pro jectd ont tell me howto livem y life

Mammoney: do whatever you want brother dearest ^^

AsmoBaby: me and Sol are working together~

monSOLO: yes, we’ve already started

Lucifer: at least one of my brothers cares about their school work

stn: so I don’t exist then huh

Lucifer: perhaps Solomon is rubbing off on him

Mammoney: not the only thing they’re rubbing

monSOLO: go fuck yourself Mammon

AsmoBaby: didn’t know you had such an interest in my love life mammon! Maybe we can bond over it ^^

Mammoney: no nonono I’m a-okay

Beelzeburger: should we add Levi? It feels weird to leave him out

Lucifer added L3V1

L3V1: was wondering whenyou’d finally all crack

L3V1: its not fair you guys all get to have secret groupchats without me

L3V1: and anyway, what were you all talking about?

Beelzeburger: the human studies project

stn: did belphie roll over?

Beelzeburger: yeah how could you tell?

stn: you’re no longer illiterate

Beelzeburger: rude :(

Belphie renamed the groupchat STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE IM TRYING TO SLEEP

Belphie: >:(

#obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me asmo #obey me satan #obey me beel #obey me belphie #obey me solomon

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xianglingslesbian · 4 years

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spiderzuki hehehehhe and the extras for uhm ewbts!!!!!

EHEHEHE SEB KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT TO ASK <33 it got long so CUT

spider-zuki

izuki is spider-man. hanamiya is his whiny sidekick who eats spiderwebs. also izuriko bc i’m Like That TM

see this AU cannot be put in words so i’m going to add snippets:

“So...” Izuki said slowly. “You... you... know. About... my thing.”

Hanamiya nodded, still glaring. “I wanted it, you rheum-covered piece of excreta.”

That’s him, Officer! yelled the tiny spider in his head. That’s the web-eating fucker! And by the way, my name is Kumo.

“The web-eating what,” Izuki said out loud. “Also, that’s a pretty good pun.”

Fucker! Haven’t you ever heard a swear word?! And yes, it is.

“Are you talking to your spide-kick?!” Hanamiya demanded. “What’s he saying?! And how the fuck do you know I eat webs?!”

”My what.”

Don’t fucking gender me! snapped Kumo in Izuki’s head. Izuki ignored it (them?) in favour of Hanamiya’s last words sinking in.

How the fuck do you know I eat webs?!

“You eat what now?!” he shrieked.

“Webs. Keep up, eagle boy, or you’re never gonna make a good Spider-Man.”

“A good what?”

“Is this entire conversation going to be just you saying, ‘what?’, or...” Hanamiya examined his nails. Kumo remained suspiciously silent save for something that sounded a little too much like a snort.

Izuki had never wanted to punch anyone so much in his whole life.

Izuki, 23.07: Hanamiya Fucking Makoto

Izuki, 23.07: did you fucking fill the Oreos with spiderwebs again

Izuki, 23.07: I BITE INTO A COOKIE WHILE STUDYING AND I FIND SPIDERWEBS, YOU GODDAMN TURD

Izuki, 23.07: I NEEDED THE SUGAR RUSH AND INSTEAD I GET WEBS

Izuki, 23.07: I KNOW YOU’RE ONLINE

Hanamiya: read 23.07

Izuki, 23.09: FUCKING ANSWER ME YOU LITTLE BASTARD

Izuki, 23.09: YOU WEB CRAPPER

Izuki, 23.09: YOU SPIDER FETISHMAN

Hanamiya, 23.09: ...that last one... I’m listening...

Hanamiya, 23.10: also, thats a total of 300 yen to the swear jar, you little rapscallion :3

Izuki, 23.10: FUCKING FUCK YOU

Hanamiya, 23.10: that’s another 200~

Izuki, 23.11: Hey Coach?

Izuki, 23.11: I finally get what it’s like to be the one with common sense

Riko, 23.11: <3

”What the fuck is Hanamiya doing here?” asked Hyuuga incredulously. Izuki shrugged.

“He’s my pet cryptid. He likes eating webs and stuff.”

“It’s pet arachnid,” corrected Hanamiya wearily, “get it right.”

Izuki nodded. Hyuuga blinked. Then blinked again.

“Please tell me I misheard you. Both of you.”

Izuki grimaced. Hanamiya smiled happily. It was the most terrifying thing Hyuuga had ever seen.

"I kin shpiders," said Hanamiya through a mouthful of web. Izuki eyed him doubtfully.

Sure, if we ate our own webs, said Kumo in his mind. Izuki ignored the tiny spider and continued to look at Hanamiya with doubt and some worry.

"That could be toxic."

"Eagle boy, the only toxic bitch in this room is me. Got it?"

“Technically I’m Spider-boy now,” Izuki pointed out, and Hanamiya turned purple.

“DON’T FUCKING REMIND ME--”

"Who am I kidding, Hanamiya? I'm not a hero." Izuki let out a soft, derisive laugh, staring at his hands. "I'm just a teenage boy who got bitten by a radioactive spider and can do some stuff because of it. I'm just a background piece... I can't be hero material. I'm not brave, or strong, or valiant, or even cool. I make stupid puns and I'm not even good at the things I love. I can stick to things and I'm stronger than I used to be. That doesn't make me what I thought I could be. But then again, I've always been a bit of a delusional fool." His voice dropped, soft and low and sad, and his eyes were glistening with tears.

holy shit that went from 0 - 100 real fast anyway hope u enjoyed the cRaCk

ewbts extras

ok buckle in bc there are quite a few of these

best served cold - himuro, and his thoughts after the yousen match and after he [spoiler for ewbts] calls izuki

and you keep running like the sky is falling - the hyuuga-izuki fight *cries* it’s pretty nasty and awful. it’s actually a deleted scene from the verrrrry first draft of ewbts so it never made it onto ao3 but i liked it enough to keep it! i need to highkey edit and polish, and lengthen too, tho ;w;

shenpointigans - izuki/takao/kasamatsu groupchat. lowkey inspired by @moriizuki's pg for pretty gay as many of my chatfics are tbh it’s a work of art

they call me a snacc bc im a taco, 03.37: do you guys think stars have feelings

eagle-i, 03.37: its 3 fucking am, blocked

they call me a snacc bc im a taco, 03.38: then why are you up

eagle-i, 03.38: the gd notifs

eagle-i, 03.38: no-tifications. im turning them off and go to sleep or i’ll kill you

they call me a snacc bc im a taco, 03.39: ...how do you manage to make such shitty puns even when someone wakes you up

they call me a snacc bc im a taco, 03.39: shun senpai?

kasamatsu, 07.49: why are you up at 3am don’t you know 8 hours of sleep is important for teens

eagle-i, 07.50: YES KASAMOMTSU SENPAI IS RITE

eagle-i, 07.50: and did you just call my puns shitty

they call me a snacc bc im a taco, 07.53: i did. i shit you not. im sorry shun senpai dont kill me

eagle-i, 07.54: ......................forgiven

kasamatsu, 08.00: i am not a mom

eagle-i, 08.01: ok mom

they call me a snacc bc im a taco, 08.01: ok mom

kasamatsu, 08.02: i hate you kids so much

eagle-i changed kasamatsu’s nickname to certified mom

certified mom, 08.03: fuck

certified mom, 08.04: and also takao i dont think a ball of gas can have feelings but whatever makes u happy ig

they call me a snacc bc im a taco, 08.05: wow thats mean

eagle-i, 08.06: hey kazu i think stars have feelings!

they call me a snacc bc im a taco, 08.06: rlly?!?!? ur the best

eagle-i, 08.07: yes. feelings. particularly. burning desire

eagle-i, 08.07: geddit. burning

they call me a snacc bc im a taco, 08.08: .....i hate you

certified mom, 08.08: i dont get it

certified mom, 08.08: didnt you just say you loved izuki half a minute ago takao?

they call me a snacc bc im a taco, 08.09: never change kasa senpai, never change

and yeah thats it!! i do have a couple more extras in mind but i havent made docs for them yet so they’re unlisted <3 thanks for the ask!!!

#knb #seb #wips #wow this got long #LMAOOO THIS IS PURE CRACK TBH #answered

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btxtreads · 4 years

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ANOTHER TAG ASHJHJASD

extra long tag game (aka a tmi that no one particularly cares for)

tagged by @txthearteu

tagging @markhyucknorenminchenji @qtsoobin @beomberry @txtdiaries and other people who wanna do it idk

ONE

tell me the first song that made you stan your current fave group and why did your faves attract you so much?

of course, none other than king943 hSJADJSAJHAS. He’s a little secret I’ll let you all in on: the first person I actually noticed in TXT was,,,,,,, Kang Taehyun hSDHJAHJSDAHSA but he wasn’t my bias. I just thought he was cute (also amused me bc my BTS bias was Taehyung and I found a guy named Taehyun cute), but I didn’t stan them then. I started stanning when I saw ONE DREAM.TXT where they talked to BTS and found them really cute and endearing. Looking into them, they were wild, and chaotic and so fun and also i got rEAAAALLY attached to Soobin. So here I am. There u go, my stanning story.

TWO

rule: answer the ten questions and write your own!

what’s your unrealistic goal for life?

becoming a famous actress or singer hJSHADJSA

if you had known that we would be in a global pandemic, what’s one thing that you would’ve done before things shut down (if they have for you)?

Went to a theme park. I miss going to theme parks 🥺

what’s an unconventional thing that you carry around with you when you go out?

hmmm most of the time i just go out with just my phone and money unless I need to bring a bag due to safety concerns/more items needed. So I’d say nothing unconventional.

favourite type of plushies and why?

God do I seem boring hsahsajjsa but i wasn’t too big on plushies. I had a gigantic teddy bear named Justin when I was a kid (it’s a bear with shades that my brother gave me) and I used to buy plushies whenever I’m in disneyland, it’s all in my sister’s reading lounge. The only plushie in my room now is a Mollang doll wearing like a blue shirt/dress, it’s my favorite rn It’s squishyyyy

favourite song right now?

right now, it’s Work It by Sabrina Carpenter.

something that you’ve always wanted to learn?

Dancing (i literally suck. i have no idea how. no joke), Vocal Lessons (had some lessons briefly for like a year but i stopped and want to take some again), music production, acting, hosting

tell a funny story about yourself (or just something that you’ve witnessed)

ok okok so one time in our class groupchat we were talking about class elections for officers. There were muse votes and some people were saying they want me to be the muse but i didnt want to bc i was busy with work. Then they started saying that they want me to be the muse and this guy that i rejected be the escort. while this is happening, i was simping hard for soobin in another chat. anyways, i got everything mixed up and accidentally sent the soobin simp stuff to the class chat and everyone thought i was simping for the classmate i rejected i was so asHAMED.

headphones or speakers? why?

speakers! idk i just like blastic the music loud.

craving any food right now? what are you craving?

anything with cheese

which music streaming platform do you prefer? why?

spotify since its free for me askjjksad someone pays for my subscription lmaooo

😌✌️

questions from cj to me:

android or apple? why?

APPLE because im loyal 😌 and i guess im just used to it so its easier to use for me + all my gadgets at home are mac

words of affirmation or physical affection? why?

I think there should be a good balance of both. The words will have the ability to give you this sense of comfort and satisfaction and you know just overall a peace of mind when you hear the right words??? and physical affection bc sometimes it’s just better to get a hug or a kiss isntead of talking yk? actions speak louder than words sometimes

bean bag or rocking chair? why?

Honestly, this would depend. If I’m reading a book and feeling very vintage with a hot cup of coffee, definitely a rocking chair. If I’m watching TV and basically just chilling I’d go for Bean Bag. I like maintaining the atmosphere.

do you view a half-filled glass as half-full or half-empty or an in-between? why? (go as deep as you can)

I view it as in-between, because there’s always room for improvement. There’s always things to change, and consider, and make better. There’s no such thing as perfect.

If someone were to grant your wish right now, what would it be and why?

Please stop corona right now and let everyone go back to their daily lives and please let me attend a TXT concert bls im begging on my kNEES

if someone were to give you anything you want right now, what would it be and why? (something that can be held)

Give me Soobin I just want to give him a hug. this is valid i can hold him

favorite season and why

Winter! Even if I’ve never experienced snow or winter before, the whole idea of snow is just really fun and endearing to me. One of my bucketlists is to see snow in real life. I think it has to do with the fact that I’ve always been this person to prefer the cold over heat.

what made you enter tumblr?

I’ve always been here! Just not in kpop tumblr. I’ve since deleted my old accounts and shame but i came back to write. It’s always been so stress-relieving to me, to write without any expectations on my back because I’m thinking about grades or a competition. Also Soobin simping is a daily thing and I gotta release it somewhere man

are you happy with where you are in life right now? why or why not?

Yes. I may not be the richest or the prettiest, or smartest or whatever, but I have a good family that loves me. I have good friends that support me and I have TXT and BTS to help me cope when things get overwhelming. I have a job that gives me a little bit of income (it’s not too common for college students here to get jobs like in the US, most of them just focus on acads) and all the means to continue my education amidst the pandemic. So really, I’m grateful for where I am now.

to see the boys in real life but for it to happen only once in your lifetime, or to meet the boys via online fan meeting as many times as you can in your lifetime? why?

Why do you have to do me dirty cj,,,,, prolly online. I may not get to hug them or anything but I get to talk to them still. As may times as I want to. And as a girl whose sanity literally just depends on Soobin giggles rn it’ll be very therapeutic to me to see them and talk to them as much as I could, even just through a screen.

QUESTIONS FROM ME TO YOU:

Cinema or Netflix? Why?

Fire or Rain? Why?

What’s the worst experience you’ve had as a KPOP stan?

How do you handle stress?

Favorite Disney Princess and why?

Which fictional character do you say you relate the most to?

How did you get into KPOP?

What kind of merch you got 👀

Would you date a KPOP idol? What would you do if you do date one? (doesnt have to be your bias, just wanna see what y’all would do)

Would you rather be with someone you love but doesn’t love you back or be with someone that loves yu but you don’t love them back? (Or, as the Filipinos would say, Mahal ko o Mahal Ako)

THREE

rule: bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, then tag nine people.

AIR ༉⋆͙̈

i have small hands / i love the night sky / i watch animals and birds when i pass them by / i drink herbal tea / i wake to see the dawn / the smell of dust is comforting / i’m valued for being wise / i prefer books to music / i meditate / i find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

FIRE ༉⋆͙̈

i don’t have straight hair / i like to wear ripped jeans and overalls / i play an organized sport / i love dogs / i am not afraid of adventure / i love to talk to strangers / i always try new foods / i enjoy road trips / summer is my favorite season / my radio is always playing

WATER ༉⋆͙̈

i wear bracelets on my wrists / i love the bustle of the city / i have more than one set of piercings / i read poetry / i love the sound of a thunderstorm / i want to travel the world / i sleep past midday most days / i love simply lit dinners and fluorescent signs / i rewatch kids shows out of nostalgia / i see emotions in colors not words

EARTH ༉⋆͙̈

i wear glasses or contacts / i enjoy doing the laundry / i am a vegetarian or vegan / i have an excellent sense of time / my humor is very cheerful / i am a valued advisor to my friends / i believe in true love / i love this chill of mountain air / i’m always listening to music / i am highly trusted by the people in my life

AETHER ༉⋆͙̈

i go without makeup in my daily life / i make my own artwork / i keep on track of my tasks and time / i always know true north / i see beauty in everything / i can always smell flowers / i smile at everyone i pass by / i always fear history repeating itself / i have recovered from a mental disorder / i can love unconditionally

FOUR

PERSONAL

name: -

nickname: rina

birthday: -

zodiac: gemini

nationality: filipino

languages: english, filipino

gender: female

sexuality: straight

height: 5′2 like 2 years ago, i probably grew like an inch or two

BLOG STUFF

inspiration for muse: --

meaning behind my url: bts and txt fanfics to read hasjhsahj

blog established: ,,,,, i cant remember askjjksdjkdsa but the blog is only a few months old!

followers: 384!!! love yall

FAVORITES

favourite animals: b u n n y y y y y

favourite books: CAMP HALF BLOOD SERIES BY RICK RIORDAN IM ZEUS’ DAUGHTER YALL

favourite colour: black, blue, purple

favourite fictional characters: Percy Jackson, Jaron from Ascendance Trilogy, Chimmy!!! hihi

favourite flower: white roses

favourite scent: coffee

favourite season: winter

RANDOM

average hours of sleep: 3-5 or 8-10.

cats or dogs: dogs because cats scare me

coffee, tea or hot chocolate: coffee!!! especially if it’s iced and sweet

current time: 12:21 AM

dream trip: California. Look I have the visa, pls miss rona. just leave so cali can just let me IN

dream job: actress or singer

hobbies: writing, reading, watching crackvids

hogwarts house: gryffindor

last movie watched: Work It (bc it has sabrina carpenter ahshsahsa i have low standards when we talk about Sabrina)

last song listened to: Helpless - Hamilton OBC

no. of blankets you sleep with: 1

random fact(s): if given the chance again, I would go on a date in high school. Also try to exert more effort in my appearance back then i looked like an honest to god M E S S (tbh i still do but now i have eyebrow liner on) hsajhsajhh

FIVE

10 things I can’t stop listening to (at the moment)

Run Away - TXT

Work It - Sabrina Carpenter

Euphoria - BTS

Song Cry - Yeonjun

Helpless - Hamilton OBC

Satisfied - Hamilton OBC

Journey to the past - Anastasia OBC

Lost in the Woods - Frozen OST

Perfect Song - Sabrina Carpenter

Friends - BTS

#tags #tagging #tagged yet again #sadjkjksdajad #what a mess #im so basic wtf

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gayreneewalker · 4 years

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On Andrew, Neil, and cats

It starts with a rescue

Which is to say, Neil starts leaving scraps out for the stray that keeps coming by

She’s a skinny, matted thing of a cat, with a big scar on her muzzle and fleas and bleary eyes

She starts out very suspicious, which Neil both respects and is frustrated by, because he’s just trying to give her bits of chicken

Eventually she gets more comfortable. It turns out, she purrs like a motor if you scratch her chest

Andrew just watches, but he doesn’t comment and he doesn’t do anything that might scare her

He puts his foot down when she starts trying to get inside, though

“If it is going to be indoors, it is getting a bath. I will not tolerate fleas on the couch.”

Neil agrees, that yeah, they should probably make sure she’s not bringing nasty stuff in with her

So they go to the pet store and buy flea shampoo and worming medicine and food for her

Neil decides he can’t bathe her, not because she scratches but because she starts crying like she’s dying the INSTANT you turn the water on

So Andrew gives her the bath. He does, of course, end up completely soaked

Of course Neil takes photos of this. They range from unimpressed Andrew and cat doing her best victim of tragedy expression to both of them glaring at the camera with the exact same annoyance

Over the next couple weeks of good food and regular brushing, the cat (whom Neil mostly calls “kitty” in a rota of languages, and Andrew calls “it” and “the cat) starts recovering

Neil sends before and after pictures to the foxes groupchat. The first one is an obviously underfed tangle of patchy, dirty fur and suspicious, leaky eyes. The second is a lush, sleeping kitty with clear tabby markings sleeping in a patch of sun.

Ofc everyone flips their shit

“Omfg i cant believe you got a cat!!!! whats its name??”

“Doesnt have one”

“I hereby dub thee King Fluffikins, first of thy line”

“Im p sure its a girl cat but yeah ok”

“oh shit really? nice i didnt think you would agree”

So King becomes King

King is a jerk. She likes to jump on counters and eats from your plate when you aren’t watching it. She absolutely claws and bites the shit out of you while playing and hasn’t clued in that feet are a part of the human body

Neil ADORES her. she is a lap cat when she’s not on crackhead time, and they figure she used to be a pet bc no way a feral cat loves cuddles that much

Andrew pretends to be unaffected, but it becomes normal to see his hands all scratched up from playing with her

She gains a CONSIDERABLE repritoire of nicknames. King, Fluff-butt, You (in increasingly dramatic tones, which Andrew manages to convey with minimal inflection), Bastard, King Jerk of Asshole Mountain, Kitty-Baby, The Tiny Criminal, Brat Cat

She also learns to reply to “Hey!” and will look at you when you say it even if youre on the phone or something

They love her very much. she is a spoilt brat.

Enter Sir

One day they’re just chilling and Matt calls them up

“Hey, my great aunt just died.”

“Um. That sucks?”

“Eh, she was, like, 93. Anyway, my cousin is allergic to cats, but is worried about giving hers to a shelter, and I figured I’d ask if you have room for one more?”

After a brief discussion and some googling about introducing cats they agree to at least try

So they go pick up the cat

His name is Sir Fat Cat McCatterson, and holy shit is it an accurate name

(the first time Neil brings him back from the vet he drops the carrier and announces, “Our cat is over nine kilograms. What the fuck. Twenty-one pounds. How.”)

(The answer is Matt’s great aunt lived alone and fed her only pet five times a day)

(Y i k e s)

Anyway introducing King and this massive shorthair goes surprisingly well since both of them were used to being the only cat

Like once they’re sharing space they fight, but it’s mostly just Sir being large at King and then King hissing and slapping the shit out of him. They also start cuddling and it’s very cute, but also kind of amazing bc Sir is quite literally double King’s size, fluff included

He is REALLY lazy and astoundingly tolerant

Like he doesn’t enjoy cuddles or being picked up, unlike King who will literally cry at you until you lift her and let her sit on your shoulder, but he’s not gonna scratch

Straight up you can use this motherfucker as a pillow and he’ll just lay there and then kinda jog away when you get off if he’s annoyed enough

He NEVER scratches intentionally. He bites sometimes but even then its not painful

He does, however, have strong opinions about feeding schedules

It’s a good thing Neil wakes up so early bc when he’s not there Sir is at the bed at 5:30 AM, Normal Food Time, meowing and gently smacking Andrew in the face until he’s up

The only ways to stop him are 1)food 2)spray bottle 3)disciplinary cuddles

If you can grab him and hug him for like ten seconds he’ll squirm away and leave you alone for at least twenty minutes. Andrew employs this technique when he is feeling lazy. He always ends up COATED in fur.

Actually both of them are coated in fur always. King is pretty dark so it’s fine, but Sir is a blond. RIP to the aesthetic.

Sir also accumulates nicknames over time. Fatso, Chunk-Chunk, Big Chunk, Chunk-a-cus, Lord Large, Lardass, Whiny, Baby (said lovingly by Neil and with EXTREME derision by Andrew), Piggy

Their lives know no peace between the two hooligans

They do love them very much

Both of them treat the cats with their own version of doting. Neil is all fond insults and baby-voice and picking them up to hug them, which King adores and Sir tolerates. Andrew sneaks them treats and lets them have some of his ice cream whenever he eats it, and also just generally makes sure they’re healthy and happy however he can.

He refuses to admit it but he also does baby voice them, less in a change of tone than a change of cadence

Neil thinks its hilarious and refuses to tell him bc then he might stop

Jokes on him Andrew is fully aware and Will Not Stop (unless someone else is around)

The foxes do occasionally get a video of Andrew speaking to one of the cats in a slightly sing-song cadence.

“You’re so fat. Completely obese. Why do we feed you? Yeah, why do we feed you? Big bastard. Lazy, lazy. You don’t even play. Why don’t you play? If I have to work out, you should too.”

“Stop stealing. That’s my ravioli, Brat Cat. No, put it down. You’ll get sick, you can’t digest cheese. No ravioli for you. Here, chicken. What? You’re not going to eat it? Priss.”

More often both of them speak to the cats like people. Andrew has a lot of videos of Neil discussing Exy or mathematics with King, who likes to meow back. Andrew explains the to them the reasoning why they can’t go outside and stuff.

They totally do spoil the shit out of them, too

For all people think it’s Neil, Andrew is AMAZINGLY indulgent. He impulse-buys cat towers and scratching posts and stuff for them like he impulse-buys Neil better outfits. And wet food only. (We can afford it, and it’s better for their hydration, Neil.)

Maybe they get more cats in the future but it starts with King and Sir. Neither of them expected to see themselves doing something as gentle and domestic as owning cats, but they wouldn’t take it back for the world

Not even when King gets stuck on top of the fridge or Sir barfs up a big disgusting hairball in the middle of the hallway

The end

or maybe not lmao they have YEARS of cat ownership in the future

#all for the game #aftg #the foxhole court #andreil #andrew minyard #neil josten #the cats #i did blatantly base sir off my actual cat who is my icon and header #hes so STUPID and i adore him more than life itself. whiny bastard #his name used to be McLovin and then his old owner changed it to biscuit like a basic bitch

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mingi-bubu · 4 years

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Watch “Youth With You” with Me!

Episode 9 Part 2

- and we’re back

- lowkey i completely forgot that i had water and so my lips are very dry

- am also falling asleep too so that’s spicey of me i think

- alrighty drank some water, pushed up my glasses

- as mark lee says, lezgedit

- top 9 get told at end, to no one’s surprise

- 36-45

- 36 is ranran! love that we have so many double names/nicknames

- 37 is eliwa xu! and kun deadass called her a fool i’m-

- 38 is victoria li! aww that’s so cute

- 39 is jenny zeng!!

- 40 is zizi xu!

- 41 is hhhhh from akb48

- aaaahhhh it’s anne hu!!!

- 42 is sunny jin!

- i love that there’s like no more build up hes just saying names now

- 43 is luna qin!

- 44 is shujun ma! h her hair is so cute for this

- i love the supprot that all the trainees show for each other

- 45 is bubble zhu!

- this half is less than last week’s but only by like ... 10? minutes

- only 41 minutes this time

- kun stop telling dad jokes, someone in the nine percent groupchat that has to exist, please clown on him

- like fcc or justing wya?? this is perfect fodder

- anywyay shujun ma is trying not to cry and naho looks so happy for her

- eliwa xu is saying she’s a member of the passionate fools ugh this is too cute

- she wants to be a sheep, zhang yixing watch your back bro she’s coming for your title XD

- 46-55 it’s nervy now

- 46 is air su!!

- 47 is ruohang feng!

- 48 is ranee wang

- 49 is kay song!

- 50 is a soprano, gross. juicy zuo. with the egirl heart. love it.

- 51 is yennis huang

- 52 is vicky wei!

- 53 is ju chen!

- 54 is jessie fu

- 55 is vivi chen

- how many people are allowed to sit on the other side with the numbered chairs?

- i love vivi’s speech she really said i drink haterade and it makes me stronger

- anyway i was gonna say i didn’t watch idol producer in its fullest bc im really new to the whole cpop thing and have only really watched some of the stages, mostly from kun’s run so i’m very unknowledgeable about a lot

- sometimes i feel as if i cant ask the others in yuehuas pr team bc like i shouldn’t ask about something that is this like idk easy?? like its not that i’m afraid of them looking down on me but at the same time it’s nice to have become friends with people who are into something that i also enjoy

- i love that she zlk;sdfjkl;asdghflkashdfgiarhgfi kunkun-ah!! i was gonna say i love that she used kun-ah’s lyrics to young to wrap her speech up lmaooooo

- i’m deadass crying at ju’s speech oh my god she wants to make winning a seat in the 9 a birthday gift for her mom fUCK

- kay and esther sniping at each other is my aesthetic lmaoooo

- 60 spots

- fourteen spots left ooooof

- last five and top nine

- okay he’s gonna give us the last four

- 56 is menglu zhang

- 57 is xinwen xu

- 58 is monster sun

- 59 is handong

- do those who dont get a seat in the triangle get sent home orrrr???

- liek do they have to stay in that uncomfy area on the other side of the auditorium or do they literally send 40 girls home?

- kun is literally so attatched to all of these girls im emo

- the sound ppl need to figure out what they’re doing bc it keeps changing

- eughh ok gotta wait until next episode to find out 60 and 1-9

- e.e

- ooh i love that they get to act like rich heiresses

- but yueah the episode is over and i don’t have vip access so i guess i’ll never know what happens with that and with the whole baking thing from last week!!!

- anyway, since i saw esther in the uhhhhh previews for the next episode im gonna say it’s safe to assume they aren’t sending all of the nonranked trainees home. maybe if they had under a certain # of votes?

- alrighty that’s it for episode nine! thank you for reading and watching with me! i’ll see you next episode!

#ywy #youth with you #idol producer #cpop #e9 p2 #jae.txt #jae.wwm

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queerlycarter · 5 years

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so at my current job, for the first time i'm completely out. as a lesbian & as trans; everyone calls me carter.

i work as a food delivery driver, which means my deadname is on the dispatch screen for everyone to see (my manager checked to see if she could change my name in the system, but because i havent legally changed it yet, she can't.)

im in a groupchat through facebook messenger with some of my coworkers and i still have my deadname on fb, so i have to set the nickname in the group to my correct name (and even then if someone pings me, it uses the deadname)

im very lucky that i have support from at least one manager, and a couple of my coworkers really have my back.

its humiliating on a level i wasn't prepared for. every time i clock in, every time i cash out at the end of a shift, every time a new schedule is posted, every single shift i work -- my deadname is right there for everyone to see. a reminder that i am trans. its a very different discomfort from just being deadnamed all the time and it's way more terrifying.

#carter speaks #its rough yall.#i'd been trying not to think about it too much #but my supportive manager said the other day 'that must be awful'#n yeah. it rly is

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singulareity · 5 years

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Tagging Game

Tagged by: @shesadramaqueen and @claudyn thank you kindly lovies 🖤

Nickname: I haven’t had a nickname since highschool but uh,,,, my groupchat name is LoudWhoreyBottom(AppleTater)🍎 lmaooo

Zodiac: Cancer ♋

Height: 164 cm

Last Movie I Saw: in theaters it was bohemian but i got suuuper drunk last night and passed out after watching like 20minutes of The Conjuring so 🍹👻

Last Thing I Googled: The Lovecraft Bar (wanted the address)

Favorite Musician: oml,,,,i love it all i can’t pick one

Song Stuck In My Head: its been ping-ponging between She’s a Rainbow and I’m A King Bee from the rolling stones ALL,,,,DAY,,,,

Other Blogs: i got a side blog for true crime cause im a macabre bitch 🗡🗡🗡

Do I Get Asks: naaah my ask box is a starved ravenous bitch!!!!! but my irl friends and i use the shitty messenger all the time for memes

Blogs Following: i follow like 662 blogs but i need to go through and unfollow people cause a lot of them are abandoned/super inactive (and lets be real it’s all about queen now baby)

Amount Of Sleep: either 4 hours. or like 12

Lucky Number: Three

What I'm Wearing: super huge baggy black sweater with like a fake undershirt sewn in and some black leggings ayyy i got some spiffy star wars socks on tho

Dream Job: i don’t want to do anything ever so like. sugar daddy/mama hmu 💲💲💲

Dream Trip: always wanted to go to italy, especially the art museums omggg

Favorite Food: this one thai place that’s by my place has the absolute knock out BEST spicy green bean curry and honestly, if i could die for a food, that’s it

Play Any Instruments: my friend and i got guitars we fuck around with sometimes but i have no idea what im doing

Languages: english im a basic bitch!!!! used to know a little french tho from school

Favorite Songs: Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy obviously but i’ve been loosing my damn MIND to The Jean Genie, Season Of The Witch, and Deamon Lover

Random Fact: eeeeh i have 6 tattoos and 10 piercings (2 i did myself ayyyyyo)

Describe Yourself as Aesthetic Things: uuuuuuh listening to old vinyls that have the crackling sound, cigarette smoke clinging to leather jackets, lipstick stains, too many rings/necklaces, eyeliner, horror movie marathons, liquor from the bottle, diners at 3am

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#omg this took me sooooo long i just got off work rip #and ive been so hungover all day #but i lived bitch!!!!! haa #text

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loucifieri · 6 years

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Disaster disaster chatfic (v3 HPA AU)

I… I made a chatfic tie-in of my HPA AU. It’s to make up for the lack of exposure of the other v3 kids in the comics ;w; also, chat fics are fun (and easier) to write (since my strength is with dialogue– I’m not really good at writing descriptions that’s why i just draw them lol)

The groupchat was created around 2 weeks after the start of classes.

04/21/18 07:19PM

Akamatsu Kaede added Saihara Shuichi, Yonaga Angie, Chabashira Tenko, Harukawa Maki and 11 others to the chat.

Ouma Kokichi: WHOMSTVE???

Iruma Miu: WHAT IS UP FUCKERSSS

Harukawa Maki: for what is this, akamatsu?

Akamatsu Kaede: Hi guys!! I just thought that a group chat would be a great way to even get to know each other.

Ouma Kokichi: we live in a dorm together, we all go to class together… what MORE do you want piano baka

Amami Rantaro: she just needs an excuse to talk to a someone

Yonaga Angie: oooh Angie wonders who that might be~~

Akamatsu Kaede: Amami-kun, shut

Akamatsu Kaede: Okay, maybe a groupchat is redundant but

Akamatsu Kaede: the upperclassmen have one per class and it sounds fun??

Harukawa Maki: they're just going to use this to send each other memes

Ouma Kokichi: spot on assassin-chan!! you know us so well already, how sweet

Harukawa Maki: die

Momota Kaito: harumaki we talked about this

Harukawa Maki: but this is Ouma we’re talking about

Momota Kaito: fair enough

Ouma Kokichi: OI

Akamatsu Kaede: Okay, I don’t mind you guys using this to fool around but please don’t text during class!!

Iruma Miu: booooring,,, didnt think ud be a stick in the mud bakamatsu

Ouma Kokichi: yea ikr

Ouma Kokichi: lets fix that

Ouma Kokichi removed Akamatsu Kaede from the chat

Iruma Miu: LOL

Amami Rantaro: what a power move

Saihara Shuichi: Please don’t be mean to Kaede-san, she’s doing her best

Saihara Shuichi added Akamatsu Kaede to the chat

Shirogane Tsumugi: Saihara-kun used lesser revival potion! Akamatsu-san’s back with 25% HP

Akamatsu Kaede: this was a mistake, making this groupchat and being resurrected

Gokuhara Gonta: Hello everyone! Gonta just went online and is happy to see that we have a groupchat! Gonta wants to be better friends with everyone!

Akamatsu Kaede: Actually! I regret nothing now.

Saihara Shuichi: Hi Gonta-kun

Harukawa Maki: finally this groupchat seems bearable

Shirogane Tsumugi: Gonta-kun is best boy!

Gokuhara Gonta: Thank you Shirogane-san!

Ouma Kokichi: k this is getting boring so lemme spice it up a bit

Ouma Kokichi changed Ouma Kokichi to Lord Panta

Amami Rantaro: first sign of the apocalypse

Lord Panta changed Amami Rantaro to imma meme

imma meme: no complaints here

imma meme: its pretty bland actually,,

Lord Panta: is that a challenge

imma meme: if you're going to make an avocado reference then don't bother

Lord Panta: damn

Lord Panta: i'll think of something better but for now youre a meme lord

Lord Panta changed Harukawa Maki to stabs ppl

Lord Panta changed Momota Kaito to stab me Maki

stabs ppl: fuck you Ouma

stab me Maki: u lil shit

Lord Panta: boi im bein a wingman here

Shirogane Tsumugi: Let their romantic development happen naturally!!

stab me Maki: yeah what she said

Lord Panta: whatever boring ppl

stab me Maki changed stabs ppl to Maki Roll

stab me Maki changed stab me Maki to starlord

Lord Panta: rly wanted to strangle starlord in Infinity War ykno

Maki Roll: I still dislike this name but its kind of Ok

starlord: :D

Chabashira Tenko: I go online and this is what welcomes me

Chabashira Tenko: a degenerate harassing a beautiful girl

starlord: i wasnt harassing harumaki!!!!

Lord Panta: tone down the gay there chabs u already have yumeno-chan

Yumeno Himiko: ….....nyeh

Chabashira Tenko: gtfo shota

Chabashira Tenko: And dont call me chabs

Lord Panta changed Yumeno Himiko to Jingle Jangle

Jingle Jangle: …......thanks..... i hate it

Shirogane Tsumugi: do you still watch that hot mess of a series

Lord Panta: nah stopped watching ages ago, thats the last time im taking series recommendations from Angie-chan

Yonaga Angie: Pardon my french but Atua says you're a b i t c h (ಠ_ಠ)

Shirogane Tsumugi: how much of the audience do you think would get that reference then

starlord: shirogane wat

Jingle Jangle changed Chabashira Tenko to chaotic lesbean

Jingle Jangle changed Jingle Jangle to Do You Believe In Magic

chaotic lesbean: Tenko loves it!! thank you yumeno-chan <3

Do You Believe In Magic: np.............

Lord Panta: wow is it me or is the atmosphere here getting gay

Lord Panta: hey hey akamatsu-chan did you intend for this to be a breeding ground for couples

Akamatsu Kaede: No???

Saihara Shuichi: Don't mind him, he's just bitter he doesn't have anyone to be gay with

Akamatsu Kaede: hasahshhaha OMG

imma meme: asdndals;dskbdbjk

Lord Panta: SAIHARA-CHAN HOW DARE U

Yonaga Angie: Even Atua did not see that coming!

starlord: hahahahaha thats my sidekick!!

Iruma Miu: HAH GET REKT LIL ABORTION

Maki Roll: nice

Lord Panta: i'll have you know i have ranty!!

Lord Panta: right babe? ;)

imma meme: went offline

Lord Panta: >:C

Lord Panta: hmph back to name changing then

Lord Panta changed Akamatsu Kaede to dumb blonde

Lord Panta changed Iruma Miu to dumb blonde slut

dumb blonde slut: h-huh

dumb blonde: OUMA-KUN

Saihara Shuichi changed dumb blonde to Treblemaker

Saihara Shuichi: I gotchu

Treblemaker: Thanks Shuichi-kun!

dumb blonde slut: hey what about me

Yonaga Angie changed Yonaga Angie to bitch I am the WAY

bitch I am the WAY: (◔◡◔✿)

Shinguji Korekiyo: Well this has been an interesting conversation so far.

dumb blonde slut: whoop the stalker's here

Shinguji Korekiyo: I've always been here, from the very beginning. Just... Watching.

chaotic lesbean: Tenko is filing a restraining order tomorrow

bitch I am the WAY: Also!! Angie thinks your nickname suits you Miu!~ Atua does, too~~

dumb blonde slut: eeeeehhhh

Treblemaker changed Saihara Shuichi to The Only Hope For Me Is You

The Only Hope For Me Is You: eeeeyy thanks Kaede-san!

Lord Panta: geez we get it, you're both so gay for each other

dumb blonde slut: someone's salty

Treblemaker: What no

Treblemaker: I am gay tho

Lord Panta: OwO)???

chaotic lesbean: GLORIOUS NEWS!!!!!!!

Maki Roll: isn't @The Only Hope For Me Is You an MCR song?

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Harukawa-san gets it

imma meme: “Still in their Emo Phase” Solidarity!!

Maki Roll: not another word from you Amami

Do You Believe In Magic changed Shinguji Korekiyo to Kork

Kork: …

Kork: I suppose this will suffice.

Kork: It's not as tasteless as Iruma-san's nickname.

dumb blonde slut: EEEHHHHHHH

bitch I am the WAY: she is truly screaming

Maki Roll: it's bordering on a moan actually

Idabashi Keebo: I hear an unsettling distress call... what seems to be the problem?

starlord: theres no problem keebs just ignore it

Gokuhara Gonta: Hello Keebo!

Idabashi Keebo: Greetings, Gonta-kun.

Shirogane Tsumugi: This is so Pure™

Lord Panta: Do you ship it

Shirogane Tsumugi: stop

Shirogane Tsumugi changed Shirogane Tsumugi to [anime reference]

Lord Panta: ehhh boring!!

Lord Panta changed Idabashi Keebo to Do Robots Have Dicks

Lord Panta changed [anime reference] to Nani the FUCK

Nani the FUCK: kdajkdjdsl; OUMA

imma meme changed Nani the FUCK to Weeaboo Mastermind

Weeaboo Mastermind: Rantaro-kun you baka we're Japanese

imma meme: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Do You Believe in Magic changed Weeaboo Mastermind to ShirogaNYEH

imma meme: HAHAHAHAHA ACCEPTABLE

chaotic lesbean: that's wonderful yumeno-chan!

ShirogaNYEH: this will do for now I guess ;w;

Do Robots Have Dicks: I do not like this name :(

Lord Panta: its a valid question keeboy

starlord: why do i hear sobbing from the next room

Treblemaker: Look what you've done Ouma-kun

chaotic lesbean: do you want Tenko to break his legs

Treblemaker: Uh, no need Chabashira-san!

Treblemaker changed Do Robots Have Dicks to Robot Rights Activist

Robot Rights Activist: Thank you Akamatsu-san!

Robot Rights Activist: I am sorry for crying

ShirogaNYEH: constant mood

Robot Rights Activist: But next time I won't be tolerant of such discrimination against my robotic creations!

Lord Panta: whatevs

Tojo Kirumi: A pleasant evening to everyone. I just got back from grocery shopping and re-stocked the pantry. If any of you require my assistance, you may reach out to me through this group chat.

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Welcome back Tojo-san

Lord Panta: MOM!!! did you get me something from mcdonalds??

Tojo Kirumi: I told you, we have food here.

Treblemaker: She did buy a single black coffee from Mcdo though

Kork: Well then

chaotic lesbean: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

starlord: SHE JUST MEME'D IRL

imma meme: MOM KNOWS HOW TO MEME AKJSAJJDSK

Lord Panta: uuuuuuuuuuu eeven mmom is bullyinnng mmmme :'((((

Lord Panta: i hhaaaate thiisss faaaamilyyy uuuwaaaaaaaaa

Maki Roll: then leave

Lord Panta: wow no need to be a cunt, harumaki

starlord: oy im the only one who can call her that!!

Maki Roll: only Momota can call me that

Lord Panta: cunt or harumaki???

Maki Roll removed Lord Panta from the chat

starlord: NICE

ShirogaNYEH: I SHIP IT

Maki Roll: do you want to die shirogane

ShirogaNYEH: I'M SORRY BLS DONT KILL ME

Kork: Good riddance.

Do You Believe In Magic changed Tojo Kirumi to Mother Knows Best

Mother Knows Best: I suppose I will just have to contend with this nickname as most of you do act like children.

Imma meme: dont worry tojo-san, akamatsu-san will be there with you every step of the way :3

imma meme: OH SHIT SHES BREAKING INTO MY ROkjdjksfbjksdkladladhrwt4eqio

chaotic lesbean: he's good as dead im sure

The Only Hope For Me is You: Uh where's Hoshi-kun? He hasn't said anything yet, I'm worried...

Gokuhara Gonta: Oh! No need to worry Saihara-kun! Hoshi-kun is with Gonta out the garden, he didn't bring his phone that's why he is silent here!

Gokuhara Gonta: We are catching some fireflies!

The Only Hope For Me Is You: That is so pure oh my gosh

starlord: its not manly but there are legit real tears in my eyes

chaotic lesbean: you must be protected at all costs!!! the only non-degenerate male here

The Only Hope For Me Is You added Lord Panta to the chat

chaotic lesbean: WHY

Lord Panta: IM BACK BITCHES I KNOW YALL MISS ME

starlord: this betrayal... whyd u do it sai

The Only Hope For Me Is You: I'm sorry, I'm not... strong enough

starlord: and this will make you strong??

Lord Panta: he means hes not strong enough to resist my charms *finger guns*

starlord: sure jan

The Only Hope For Me Is You: He's right

Lord Panta: wait rly??????

bitch I am the WAY: Atua did not see this coming too!

– nickname guide Lord Panta: Ouma The Only Hope For Me Is You: Saihara Treblemaker: Akamatsu bitch I am the WAY: Yonaga starlord: momota shirogaNYEH: shirogane Mother Knows Best: tojo imma meme: amami Maki Roll: harukawa Do You Believe In Magic: yumeno chaotic lesbean: chabashira Kork: shinguji Robot Rights Activist: idabashi dumb blonde slut: iruma N/A yet: gokuhara & hoshi NDRV3 HPA AU Character Design Masterlist here and background information here [Facebook] [Instagram] [Twitter] [Blogger] [Kofi] will probs post this on AO3 too idk lol

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esinahkabanjo · 2 years

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4, 7, 11, 19, 21, 23, 28, 36, 40, 49, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 64, 76, 82, 93, 96

Haluan tietää mm kaiken.

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

Loud, energetic

7. earbuds or headphones?

Earbuds, i got glasses and earpiercings so after a while headphones hurt too much

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

Nothing, im not a breakfast people

19. sleeping position?

On my side, arms crossed and legs hunched

21. obsession from childhood?

Wolves lol

23. strange habits?

Im sure I have some but I cant remember any??

28. five songs to describe you?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

I had a guy threaten to stab me with a fork. He also threathened to shoot people in my class and sent a screenshot of a google search 'pistol' taken gun to the class groupchat and pretended it was his. We sold me weed once and still owes me 7 euros lol

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is fucking bullshit but yeah

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

I can carry 6 mugs in one hand. I have an ok singing voice i cant think of any other talents. Im good at cutting onion?

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

"This wont kill me" right before i die

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

One of those cute hanging out with friends animes like komi cant communicate, that girl band one etc

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. Coincidentally my favourite movie

62. seven characters you relate to?

Mae from night in the woods, sol from grace&frankie, nick from new girl, garfield. I know this is only for I cant think of anyone else

64. favorite website from your childhood?

Gosupermodel lol, loved that shit.

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

I love a good mashed potato

82. pc or console?

Console, my hands too tiny for keyboard playing.

93. nicknames?

I have a self appointed nickname that some people are allowed to use. Its Pintsi.

96. desktop background?

This cute cosmic cat drawing!! I want a picture of viivi and väinö but theyre not up for it

#sorry this tooknso fucking long i had bad couple of days!!

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