#its happened multiple times.....

[eeveeights]

differences in perspective.

#its not a “moment of weakness” if it happens multiple times a week ms von karma #ace attorney #franziska von karma #ema skye #aa #franema #emaziska #eeveeeights

[lazycranberrydoodles]

woe mundane monopoly headcanons be upon ye

follow for more of modern au hua cheng’s outfits

#mostly completed this a month ago and then procrastinated the final touches until now lmao #its. so low quality. i also switched to a new brush for lineart and now this is kinda 🥴 #i wanted to draw my modern au designs :3 #fun facts: #hua cheng has a glass eye but he still covers it with his bangs #modern HC shops at prada btw #MQ is described as looking more like a civil god than a martial one so he has a goth academia type thing going on #FX wears sports team shirts everywhere sorry #mu qing’s mug has 3 different level markers #“fuck off” “i can hear you i just dont care” and “ok what were you saying?” #i think mu qing would hate that sort of mug but feng xin and xie lian keep giving them to him #apologies to anyone who doesnt know the rules of monopoly this is incomprehensible without previous knowledge #so: do i believe these four would actually voluntarily hang out post canon #yes actually. fxmq and hua cheng mutually tolerate each other for xie lians sake #imo after like a LONG time hc could actually be friendly towards fx (in book 2 fx admits how courageous hong hong’er is) or mq (bitch2bitch #but i dont think thatll happen there is way too much resentment that goes both ways #remember that theyve canonically fought multiple times ‼️ #tgcf #art #tian guan ci fu #天官赐福 #heaven official’s blessing #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #fengqing #feng xin #mu qing #xianle trio #my art

[knightingale]

Not that it really matters but the thing about the Darry Trial™ in AGoT that I think so many people get wrong is that Sansa was protecting Arya when she said she didn't remember what happened by the Trident. Lets say Sansa told the truth in that scene; she'd necessarily have to include that Arya hit Joffrey with a broomstick, because he was cutting Mycah's cheek for hitting Arya, and that's what led to the fight that had Nymeria biting Joff. But if Sansa said this then Arya would be wrongly seen as the guilty party.

Like, these people didn't care that Mycah was killed, so why would this room full of nobles and mostly Lannister knights care that Joffrey cut him on the cheek? They'd most likely view the situation as their Crown Prince chastising an impudent peasant for hitting highborn Lady Arya Stark. So Arya attacking her "defender" over this could be seen as an unjust (or even an irrational/crazed) assault on the future king. Don't get me wrong, I think Arya was totally right to beat Joff, just like Dunk was right to beat Aerion for the same reason, but their classist and sexist nobility isn't going to view the situation like we do.

And as we learn later, the punishment for striking a royal is to lose the hand that struck them. Do I think Robert would've cut Arya's hand off? No, of course not, but I'm sure that Sansa thought her sister would be punished in some way if she confirmed that Arya had hit a royal. We don't actually learn that Robert thinks the whole affair is no big deal until after Sansa has spoken and with further context we know that Sansa is frightened by Robert... so ya'know.

#plus we have multiple cases of sansa covering for arya in agot so i dont think its ooc for her to do it again in a high stakes situation #nor is it ooc for arya to bad faith sansa/not understand that sansa is covering for her and lash out like she does here too #you could also make the argument that sansa was drunk and genuinely didnt remember what happened #which would help explain why she changes her story multiple times later on #but i wont get into that here #old hat i know - sorry if im not making sense its late #ive just never understood fandoms majority opinion on this scene

[filmnoirsbian]

Everyday on social media is just someone else saying "lesbians do fuck men, actually" while trying to make it seem #liberal instead of just your garden variety homophobia

#which is how i then end up w real life men in real life telling me 'well I've fucked lesbians before so we should hook up' #which is a real thing that has happened to me multiple times #tcp #lavender club #years spent trying to unravel gold star rhetoric and its damage has turned into actually lesbians can and do fuck men while #identifying as lesbians! and I'm so tired. I'm so tired.

[oifaaa]

I saw some of your two jasons/clone AU and I genuinely thought you were continuing the markiplier joke and now Jason had a clone who Ra’s and Talia just like. plopped fake memories in and set loose idk. and decided to become a youtuber.

Anon please could you not spoil the ending of my clone au that's very rude of you Jeez now I've got to come up with a whole new ending

#ask #anon #im joking im joking #tho i did think about doing this as a joke #og jason shows up #and its like one of those movie tv plot lines #where theyre like #what are you gonna do now mr clone #and clone jasons like #dont worry about me im gonna go persue my real dreams #and then walks off into the distance #only to show up as the famous youtuber markiplier #with og jason realising fuck that could have been him #... why is it i can picture this plot line happening multiple times #but cant actually name the media it appears in

[moeblob]

I am really tired of a situation rn.

#fe three houses #felix hugo fraldarius #me using felix on my angy days because he is my angersona? you bet! #anyway if you want to try to get someones money or something bc you hurt your own car banging into mine #can you try to be a bit more timely with it buddy come on you hit me on feb29 ! #why am i getting your insurance company calling me today ! #also i would like to point out i didnt do it and neither of us were hurt and i filed a claim with my own insurance comp #and also filed a police report bc he didnt even suggest calling the cops to the scene #so like yeah hey man maybe you and your insurance company can move a lil faster or smth #literally everything that happened the day of is - according to my dad - an intimidation tactic #i look like im 15 and he probably thinks he can take advantage of a new driver but ya know! tough luck! #im just really tired and stressed over multiple things not negative so getting this on top of it was like #bro .................... anyway my phone didnt pick up for some reason so i called back and then nothing got resolved #cause the person who actually called me wasnt around to connect the line to from the guy who answered #idk man just its a lot despite my v minimal energy #got a job interview on monday tho ! and then also next week is an eye exam #and you might be thinking isnt that a good thing to get your eyes checked? you are correct but i am horrified #there are two body parts that give me absolute anxiety and eyes are one of them #and i know my eye sight is declining and im just v anxious #its fine im going to be fine i just have to be anxious about it

[attineilde]

me when I realise I should've done my homework instead of reading aftg fanfics:

#OH NO GUYS #i know ive been posting multiple times abt this #but its actually happening fr #im gonna start crying #how am i supposed to go through exams if i cant do hw #aftg #all for the game #all for the gay #neil josten #andrew minyard #the foxhole court #exy is sexy #andreil #kevin day #psu foxes #the foxes #palmetto state foxes #kandreil

[casmick-consequences]

the ship has sailed...

#but at the same time.... im kinda happy??? #i know its weird but id rather the show end than the third season be incredibly disappointing #aka ruining the characters in favor of unnecessary fanservice #its happened in multiple shows before #but at the same time I WONT SEE MY BALD MAN ANYMORE😭😭😭😭 #ofmd #our flag means death #sad times indeed #david jenkins #taika waititi #rhys darby #edward teach #stede bonnet #blackbonnet

[iraprince]

okay actually one more. this isn't going to help me plan my shop launch at all im just curious

#my personal answer is All Four #but when i'm deciding to buy something im almost always imagining actually putting it on a lanyard/bag #even if that doesnt always actually happen #oh actually now that i think abt it theres also a distinct divide btwn fandom vs original merch #unless its one of my Babygirls Of All Time a fandom keychain is almost always going to a corkboard #vs original art pieces i'm more likely to stick on bags + my keys #also i used to have an itabag w multiple inserts i can swap out but in practice i never actually use it that way? so i want to just take- #-those inserts all apart and put them up for wall display. at some point. (<- guy who has been puttinf that off for over a year)

[penicillium-pusher]

Something I've noticed lately is that every time I go to the doctor and they ask how long I've been on testosterone, they are always surprised when I say ~6 years, like in a way that suggests they don't interact with people who've been on t that long, and I'm just so??? What? Do transmascs not ever visit the doctor after just starting t? Where are the longer term t users and why am I one of the first ones in this establishment

#this has happened with like almost 10 different doctors in multiple different locations like this is a Pattern #including planned parenthood btw #in a relatively safe city to be trans mind you #so it's not like these doctors have never interacted w trans patients #and in fact a few have specifically stated theyve worked with many trans patients #so the shock at six years is very confusing to me #it doesn't feel like that long #and theyre always like “oh wow so a *really* long time then” #??????? #anyway I'm getting my uterus out next week and its a little fucked up from t and my doc said shes seen this in ppl on t for a long time #and again im like. is 6 years a long time. #excuse me? #what do you meeaaaannnnnn #6 years is not long

[welcome-to-the-shit-library]

I love reverse 1999 . yuri simulator

#I cannot stress how much this game is about gay women #charlie's rants #like its not. subtle it happens multiple times its always ther e #reverse 1999 #re1999

[ectonurites]

ZACH TAYLOR x MODERN BASEBALL on JOSH TEMPLETON and ALLISON BANNISTER

[ BROKEN CASH MACHINE | ROCK BOTTOM | THE OLD GOSPEL CHOIR | THE WEEKEND | ALPHA KAPPA FALL OF TROY THE MOVIE PART DEUX (2 DISC DIRECTOR'S CUT) | EVERYDAY | HOURS OUTSIDE IN THE SNOW | NOTES | I THINK YOU WERE IN MY PROFILE PICTURE ONCE | HOME | REVENGE OF THE NAMELESS RANGER | INTERSECTION ]

#super dark times #sdt #zach taylor #josh templeton #allison bannister #sam edits #the number of songs and gifs don't line up bc i used multiple bits of a few of the songs (bcm rock bottom & revenge of the nameless ranger) #anyways was having a 'listen to mobo's dicsography' day + some lines stood out... idk if this is comprehensible to anyone else but oh well #zach is simply sooo mobo coded To Me </3 originally i was gonna do 'zach & josh' and 'zach & allison' as separate sets but i kinda liked #the combo... it's all so twisted up together man!!!! everything happening with josh/the daryl situation being this Thing that blocks #zach from feeling able to pursue her and all (as most clearly laid out during the sex dream where the sword & josh loom over them lol) #oh and if its unclear: pink = zach (bc his cast <3) orange = josh (bc his coat) yellow = allison (bc her sunflower shirt & her daisy shirt) #(even tho those aren't pictured here. those are the costuming things tht stick with me for her) #also sorry this is LONG but i simply have. lots of thoughts. believe it or not this is the pared down version i originally had even MORE

[veronicathegoddess]

realized today that i am a very disturbed, strange and off-putting person and men are deeply afraid of me but try to laugh it off and act like they aren't cause i am hot, really confident and they wanna hit

#i have talked about torture methods on a first date #i know a concerning number of deeply disturbing world war 2 facts #i also will make jokes about stabbing you multiple times #but its always done in a sorta ditzy funny haha with an underlying of darkness way #so men are scared but they mostly think its quirky #when im fact i have bpd and autism and just happen to be hot in addition to what makes me strange #rants and ramblings

[xxcherrycherixx]

C.A Cupid to Ashlynn Ella after the whole dexter situation: i think im going to take a loooong break from romance.

3 months later at the glass slipper

cupid: hey ashlynn! i need shoes for a wedding

ashlynn: oh perfect, we have a formal section over here. what kind of wedding is it? outdoors? traditional? themed?

cupid: Blondie wants it to be a large classic outdoor ceremony, but the reception will be-

ashlynn: wait blondie's getting married? to who??

cupid, confused: me? that's why im here for wedding shoes, i thought that was obvious? anyway-

ashlynn: i thought you were a going to a wedding as a guest! when did you two even start dating?? you're getting married already???

cupid, still looking at shoes, oblivious to ashlynn's distress : we started dating 2 months ago, she proposed 3 weeks ago. and we're not getting married yet, we're waiting until spring so there's still 4 more months. did you really not get an invite?? we sent them out last week- ooh do you have these in a size up?

#ever after high #c.a cupid #ashlynn ella #blondie lockes (in spirit) #i have such heartlockes brainrot its not funny #the idea of them being the type of bitches to get married right after they start dating is hilarious to me #wedding speedrun %300 current WR #their wedding is chaotic as fuck #cupid invites her entire family and it causes a lot of problems #blondie interrupts the ceremony multiple times to record interviews and reactions from the wedding guests. #cupid doesn't mind and when blondie's done they just continue the vows like nothing happened. #blondie and cupid stay at the reception party for like 30 minutes before dipping out. no one see's them for the rest of the night. #cupid's family cheer for her skipping straight to the wedding night- #-meanwhile blondie's family consider disownment for the third time that day. #thankfully they don't disown her and the two still get invited to family events :D

[moeblob]

You know, when I kept getting asked "so you didn't ever have severe pains before now?" in the hospital and I kept replying "I have a high pain tolerance" I meant it. However, there is only so much pain my tiny 4'9" body can hold... (aka I am sweating and in agony bc I'm getting told to use LESS severe pain meds so I don't rely on them too much and it is AWFUL)

#moe talks a lot #i was shaking earlier and despite the fact i sound like im gonna cry #and the fact that my mom can pick out im about to cry from pain bc im trying to take less pain meds #LIKE MY MOM IS INSTRUCTING ME TO DO #shes like well why arent you taking any pain meds #BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO AVAILABLE OPTIONS AND ON A SIX HOUR TIMER #i cant take both at once or else what happens to me if i hurt before the six hours is up #i have to manage them in a way that allows me to benefit from both and being told im doing it wrong #after being told well its your fault it got so bad because you never complained about pain before #YEAH NO JOKE? REALLY? I NEVER DID? because everyone acts like im too young to feel that kinda pain #oh youre hurting? just wait until youre older #and its currently agony to breathe again but that i guess is also my fault bc im trying to use pain meds #holy moly i just want to not get dizzy standing up cause wow dang #sure would be nice if the multiple incisions in my stomach didnt THROB every time i sneezed or coughed or cleared my throat #but since i didnt use much pain meds before because i would be mocked for being too much of a baby its like #welp damn now i could really use some and im being called out for being too reliant #anyway time to sleep more because that means im not noticing my pain #im literally smaller than most children and so i do understand my body size makes people worried about the medication intake #but can i please just go a day without being asked how much im taking or when i last took it or if im gonna cry #anyway sorry for the excessive rant today never really had surgery or anything so this is brand spankin new suffering

[goatpaste]

i cant get over like, just a few small comments that iv been ignoring on my post about secco and cioccolata

where ppl are like 'did you even READ VA???' on my post where i basically said 'i think Secco did NOT care about cioccolata as much as Cioccolata did him' and trying to tell me they were actually deeply mutually in love with each other

when this was LITERALLY secco IN p5 following learning Cioccolata died like?

like i didnT say it out my ass, it lITERALLY happens lol

#trust me when i say iv both watched and read almost all the parts multiple times.. #i love to be silly sometimes #but this one was just in the canon #its like when ppl tried to tell me not to say caesar was friends with nazis when that literally happened in the manga and anime.. like #buddy they ALL were in that part sadly #andcaesar INTRO chara was being besties with a nazi and talking about giving the nazis hamon secrets and his character being a proud italia #'they hated sammi because he told them the truth'