#its a time bomb <3

[quirinah]

ummmmmmm guys this dungeons looking a little dark here..........................ummmm..... hello??? guys??

#quirinahdraws #darkest dungeon #darkest dungeon 2 #IVE BEEN IN THE TRENCHES SO I NEED 2 POST MY EARLY APRIL DRAWINGS FROM WHEN I WAS (am) PLAYING THIS GAME TERMINALLY.... #try to guess my favorite character (very difficult impossible /j) #notable moments include reynauld and dismas kicking the bucket in my first year to which i thought after the latter. ok at least theyre #together in death or watever. anyways i got a beyond the grave a week later with both of them and i could only revive one of them and my #first thought was wow! this would make great angst fodder! i should make a comic (and then i didnt) #but dismas is dead so i can never get the achievement but he basically carried me thru vvulf bc i didnt have any legend lvl frontliners and #i didnt know u could just sacrifice a hero to retreat. or that you had to destroy the bomb barrel HAHAHAHAH but we defeated vvulf SOMEHOW #sketchdump #digital #dd plague doctor #dd jester #dd shieldbreaker #dd arbalest #dd abomination #SORRY FOR YAOIFYING BIGBY THAT BADLY IDK WHAT HAPPENED...ETTO....... #my favorite builds are damage over time <3 number one blight buddy supporter #but marked for death r also my pookies....i just find marked builds a little awkward to use imo. but bh is like my blorbo #i find it funny drawing any of the charas bc i feel like i always draw characters a little too cutesy/colorful but its shrimpresting

[yellowjackets-1996]

I WANNA SEE THE DIRT UNDER YOUR SKIN; I NEED YOUR BROKEN PROMISES.

#lottieshauna #yellowjackets #yellowjacketsedit #yjedit #yellowjacketscentral #ok hiiiiiiiiiiii #idk if i like this<3 but i luv them #and for my tags #lottie matthews #shauna shipman #PHEW ok anyway its a lot to me that tai runs and grabs shauna after she finds jackies body #but none of the girls reach out to lottie after laura lee FULLY BLOWS UP. even as they hold onto each other #the god lottie already was; the god lottie always had been. she'd never been anyonelottie the way shauna had been (still is) jackieshauna #laura lee came close though. at least in the woods. closer to her than the other ones who followed her. like a self sacrificing judas #everyone follows lottie but lottie follows shauna. always watching closely but never judgmentally #lotties got a lot to let out that shes always had to keep in and she needs to even more right now because they need her #but shauna is too human and keeping it in will only rot her from the inside out #and what can you offer a ticking time bomb except for a place to explode #one day lottie will find hers too #she didnt even get to eat her dead bestie!!!!!! SICK.

[toytulini]

whys it so hard

#toy txt post #yknow. just. everything. whys it hard to do things #like maybe im not going to enjoy the things but i know i need to do them. i want them to be done. i want to do the things and have them be #done. so whys it so fucking hard. my executives are dysfunctioning. i am incapable of starting shit. i am doing nothing and sitting here #sad and scared and angry #for what. why #i know the answer is like. brain dont work + capitalism bad and exacerbates brain dont work but like. why #whys it work like that. @god or whoever or whatever. whys it hard. things should be easier. fuck you #okay enough serious venting im silly now #whys it hard. fucka you. booyah bomb in your house. 3 times #crab tank twice on a small fry during lowtide fog. fucka you #you know what maybe squidciety would be fucked too but at least in squidciety i get booyah bomb #wait. i have 1 braincell and its connecting dots that dont make sense. dungeon meshi splatoon. lets send the squids into the dungeon. #they get revived. salmon dinner i guess #lets give marcille a crab tank

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

screaming crying coughing up blood every time i have to fucking defend genocide joe bc ppl wanna lie and say he isn't responsible for most of the best domestic policy we've seen in decades

his foreign policy is dogshit, yes, and he should rightly be called on it and primaried out, but we can criticize the shit he's actually done wrong instead of making shit up about him ~not doing anything good~

#thinking about the keystone pipeline shutdown and how fully 2/3 of the people he appointed to legislative systems were women and poc #thinking about student debt forgiveness and rejoining the paris climate accord and unfucking some of the extreme gerrymandering #and improving COVID protections (that were roundly thrown out by corporate america which is its own concern yes but like. he's not a king) #'biden didn't fix' blah blah blah he's not a fucking dictator he can't actually do whatever he wants. the only thing the GOP lets slide #is the aforementioned dogshit foreign policy bc fuck knows every last republican loves bombing the middle east and supporting israel #(remember that the evangelical xtian death cult requires israel for the apocalypse!! that is a very real fucking thing these ppl strive for #(and evangelicals support the GOP for this very fucking reason. you cannot forget this. we are all fighting for all our goddamn lives rn) #stirring up trouble #i hate biden i hate his foreign policy i hate how ok he is with fascism i hate most of his pre-presidential voting record BUT #i will not let that hate blind me to the reality that he is Objectively Miles Ahead Of Any Fucking Republican Alternative #i still want his ass primaried out of the presidential race so hard he physically blacks out upon seeing the polling results tho #and fuck. at least the dem side seems to have a lot of good progressive downballot candidates this time around already.

[cannedquokka]

What a phenomenal game.

Bomb Rush Cyberfunk was everything I wanted and more. As an OG fan of Jet Set Radio, and a diehard fan of Future, this was just...beautiful.

Please go play this game.

#bomb rush cyberfunk #BRC #Jet Set Radio #Jet Set Radio Future #JSR #JSRF #ive only got three gripes. 1: switch version has a few bugs. not that many surprisingly! but a few. and the load time on it is slooooooow. #but when it loads its fucking glorious #2: porta potties lower your police heat/change your outfit. however theres like 2-3 per map. and the maps are massive #its fun fighting police but by endgame its fucking annooooooying. and I just wanna play and see all the outfits while I get all the combos #3: All the music in the advertisements? made by Nakanuma? you wont hear them until endgame. Which was really disappointing tbh. #The soundtrack is good but Nakanuma...he just hits SO much differently. #maybe Im looking at it through nostalgic glasses or the ads got to me but his songs not being there until the last few hours of the game? #still the game is fucking awesome and worth the asking price theres so much replayability imo. Its a strong 9/10.

[caffeiiine]

i would like to see either nikolai or sigma's sentences please :3 /nf

THANK YOU!!! YOU ARE FUELING MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS!!!

under the cut bc length. [it got REALLY long]

anyways, nikolai and sigmas prison sentences as they would be in michigan.

note: i’m not using the wiki for this. i doubt it covers everything, so im going back through the manga and analyzing everything from there. aside from finding out manga appearances, everything else is research and pre-memorized info.

note 2: i may have made a few mistakes with the sentencing but it should be accurate enough give or take 10 years.

note 3: there’s no minimum sentence since majority of research i’m doing leads to me picking the minimum years since it usually states “punishable by life imprisonment or any number of years” which is unspecific and sucks so i just dropped the category

nikolai!!! - crimes - sentence - reference state - references/citations

Crimes :

first degree murder [7 accounts]

second degree murder [1 account]

domestic terrorism [16]

mutilation of a corpse [1 account]

shoplifting [implied, counted as 1 general account/misdemeanor]

assault with/using a deadly weapon [1 account]

impersonation [2 accounts]

[1]

disturbing the peace

theft of public property [2][3] [1 account]

verbal assault/threat [4] [1 account]

aiding and abetting

aiding in prison break

drugging [1 account]

attempted poisoning [5] [2 accounts]

fleeing arrest [1 account]

[6]

robbery/general larceny [4 accounts]

unlawful possession of explosives

attempted first degree murder [implied] [7]

kidnapping [4 accounts]

aiding a convict

breaking and entering [1 account]

sentence :

at maximum = 14 life sentences + 61 years + 186 days and/or up to 7,063,000$ in fines; no parole

reference state : michigan

references via michigan legislature : [first degree murder] Section 750.316 Act 328 of 1931 + [second degree murder] Section 750.317 Act 328 of 1931 + [domestic terrorism not counted, i can’t find definitive punishments and it'd probably be with the supreme court] + [mutilation of a corpse] Section 750.160 Act 328 of 1931 + [shoplifting] Section 750.356 Act 328 of 1931 + [impersonation] Section 750.217 Act 328 of 1931 + [felony assault] Section 750.82 Act 328 of 1931 + [disturbing the peace] Section 750.170(?) + [theft of public property] section 750.356 act 328 of 1931 + [terrorizing/verbal assault/harrassment] section 750.411h act 328 of 1931 + [aidinh and abetting] section 750.450 act 328 of 1931 + [aiding in a prisoners escape/aiding a convict] section 750.183 act 328 of 1931 + [attempted poisoning] section 750.91 act 328 of 1931 + [fleeing arrest] section 760.479a act 328 of 1931 + [robbery] section 750.529 act 328 of 1931 + [unlawful possession of explosives] section 750.200 act 328 of 1931 + [attempted first degree murder] section 750.91 act 328 of 1931 + [kidnapping] section 750.349 act 328 of 1931 + [breaking and entering (with explosives)] section 750.112 act 328 of 1931.

Sigma!!! - crimes - sentence - reference state - references/citations

[8]

threatening an officer [2 accounts]

domestic terrorism [16]

unlawful possession of explosives

attempted first degree murder [1 account]

criminal negligence [9]

aiding and abetting

negligent attempted mass murder [10]

attempted first degree murder by proxy [several accounts] [11]

felony assault by proxy [12] [3 accounts]

[13]

attempted manslaughter [14] [2 accounts]

attempted second degree murder [15] [1 account]

aiding in a prison break

aiding a convict [1 account]

breaking and entering [1 account]

felony assault [3 accounts]

sentence :

at maximum: 5 life sentences + 45 years 93 days and/or up to 8,000$ in fines; possibility of parole

reference state : michigan

references via michigan legislature: [aiding and abetting] section 750.450 act 328 of 1931 + [felony assault] section 750.82 act 328 of 1932 + [aiding in prisoner escape/aiding a convict] section 750.183 act 328 of 1932 + [unlawful possession of an explosive] section 750.200 act 328 of 1932 + [attempted (any type of) murder/manslaughter] section 750.91 act 328 of 1932 + [breaking and entering (with explosives)] section 750.112 act 328 of 1932 + [threatening an officer] section 750.478a act 328 of 1932 + [criminal/gross negligence] section 8.9 michigan legislature

#[1] i wouldve included something about his gun but the laws vary so much state by state itd be difficult to find a proper middle ground and- #-gun control laws are really iffy and varied in general with a lot of uncertain elements like concealed carry etc #[2] referring to the poles he used to fight atsushi chapter 58 #[3] not entirely sure since nobody stole support infrastructure before so theres no law for it #[4] verbal assault is an umbrella term so its a little difficult to pin down; when he asks one of the government people if theyre ready to- #-“say bye-bye to their lower halves” going based off the context; it fits the legal definition of verbal assault #[5] taking the syringes at face value and assuming theyre actually poisoned despite inconsistencies with approximate death times #[6] not entirely sure how nikolai got the floor plans to the prison; and as far as i looked; the act of possessing them doesnt seem illegal #[7] its implied that he tries to kill fyodor very often; i cant find examples but 111 fyodor states nikolai has tried to kill him on - #-several occations #[8] at about chapter 72 sigma states the casino is run under international law; i’m not running nikolai’s sentence in japan so i’m ignoring #-that piece and giving him the same reference state as nikolai #[9] the coin explosives being held in a customer room #[10]the coin bombs that were to be distributed via the casino and explode once distributed enough #[11] via the customers in the casino and security; sigma really likes his crimes by proxy doesn’t he. #[13] the gun in the comms room is definitely illegal but to keep things in line with Nikolai i’m not counting gun law violations unless its #-obvious like murder or manslaughter #[14] attempted manslaughter in of itself is a contradictory term; the way it’s defined and the way i’m using it is in reference to sigmas- #-state of mind right then. where he was engaging in a desperate attempt to save his casino via stopping teruko by any means necessary- #-and was not in a proper state of mind to be accurately tried for attempted second degree murder as he normally would’ve been.- #-the legal term for this is “in the heat of passion” i believe. #[15] trying to take teruko with him in death #[16] i can’t find punishments for terrorism so it’s not counted in the final tally #i spent actual hours on this [not regretted one bit] #oh my hod i don’t want to look at the michigan legislature for another month after this #it was so much fun though ty xan #soda incarcerates your faves #bsd #bsd nikolai #bsd sigma

[skenpiel]

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bonus drawings from my little sister also Hehe <3

(the 2nd one uve already seen cuz she made it over a month ago but then i just took a bad photo OF her phone screen. so i asked her to send it to me ^__^)

#my art #I LOVE YO MY AWESOME BEAUTUFLUL GOORGEOUS WIFR HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ill bake u a cake filled with Love and warmth itll be like when you put like a bomb in a cake for someobe in prison #but instead of a bomb you open it and get blasted by one thousand kissy lipstick marks Like i put all of them in there #I LOVE UUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love usm baby🥹🥹🥹💗👩‍❤️‍👩💗 #btw i was gonna make u more stuff but i had to go away so i couldnt :( </3 thats why its good i asked my little sister hehe ^_^ #btw. if anyones wondering #'but skenp if this wedding takes place in the same place as the drawing you commissioned from eebie‚ shouldnt sans be there too?' #shut up. he wasnt invited this time. we get married everyday This was a special bierthday wedding with only us two #anyways. happy birthday princess 💗💫👑 im gonna go full boys who cry on your ass today #cuz its all abt U GIRL!!!!!!! on ur 16th (18th) BIRTHDAY!!!!! pay attention to U GIRL!!!!! every1 has 2 do just what U SAY!!!!!!!!!! #u get ur very own spotight 2nite 😊cuz its all abt UUU!!!!!!! all abotu EEB!!!!!!! ur tha birthday geeb

[themyscirah]

Green Lantern: Edge of Oblivion #3

#hi simon !!!!!! 👋👋👋👋 #simon baz #lanterns #green lantern #no one else really does anything here so we dont care abt them. also this is simon time <3 #anyways this comic was written by 🤢🤢🤢 tom taylor so uh... fun! #idk i just think his writing is WAY overhyped when its like generally mid and straight up boring too #also theres whole ableism thing w nightwing #i just am NOT a taylor fan. he has written one really good comic in my mind ( #which is blood ties (2010) and then immediately bombed it by having the sequel by shitty. and hasnt written anything really good since in m #mind. but idk his simon is decent. at least hes actually in this comic and has lines so major improvements #blah #panelposting #swishy liveblogs

[selenealwayscries]

I WAS JOKING ABOUT BAD ASS TEMPLE FOR PRIDE MONTH ON DISCORD AND THEN I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS WHAT THE FUCK

BAD ASS TEMPLE SAID LOVE WINS AS A THREAT AND IT WORKED WHAT THE HELL 😭😭😭😭😭

#hypnosis mic #hypmic #bad ass temple #cuz nagoya . yknow #its not even pride month over here in england yet and we already got incredible news like this 😭 what the hell #we finally have a second east asian country thats considering legalizing same sex marriage !!!! thats massive !!!!!!!!! #taiwan has been shouldering the burden of being the only east asian place you can legally get married to someone of the same sex 😭 #god this is such incredible news . BAT said fix homophobia and they listened <3 #im going nuts over this news its not even funny #japan has been really conservative about queer people for the longest time and the nagoya court just drops this BOMB onto our laps <3 #i really hope they really do go through with it !!! itll be an uphill battle against a conservative government but itll be so worth it !!!! #anyways i just needed to make that joke o7 the power of BAT sunset cards made their entire division reconsider their homophobic ways <3 #moondrop.txt

[volfoss]

I really think reading the old cap stuff w both knowledge Bucky will get blown up and also be the second shooter that killed JFK is really adding a lot to my enjoyment of it. Cannot wait to see him get blown up I'm sorry

#twist rambles #the old comics r literally so bad 90% of the time. listen to me if u are someone curious about bu/cky. dont fucking do it. its not worth it #its just getting my need to blow him up increased. did you know they wrote him so so badly at first... i do now #im doing it all for a series from 2020 i as a comic fan love to suffer thru like 80 years of comics that are horrible to get to like 3 good #series. I'm excited to see what brub/aker does w him. and to meet alpine... and to see him kill (for the most part... i think ill have to #reread the um. wolveri/ne was at hirosh/ima when the bomb dropped comic. and i think that will make me feel rage on new levels). i think #that there is a special hell in being a cap fan at times. but i will survive ok. prommy. i just have like... countdown until he blows up in #my mind ok. let it be known i care abt him. but i need him to die violently ok. for me :3

[silbeni]

Brewing an alt timeline w Ryoma in the Rohan live action

#idek if duwang gang exists in that universe even so #its a lot more ryohan focused #in da lore Ryohan gets art block and starts to live in squalor #izumi visits him and shes like damn you live like this and either she sends a house keepers or he does #he gets a list of candidates and Ryoma is in that list #shes notably less qualified than anyone else and she got there by recommendation #blah blah blah Rohan starts interviewing the potential housekeepers and he doesnt like any of them until ryoma #Rohan tries to read Ryoma but it activates gadzooks and starts making him into tape instead #eventually Ryo gets gadzooks to stop and theyre super apologetic #but Rohans like. THIS IS THE ONE (thinking he can get inspiration from them) #i believe thus spoke rohan kishibe rohan (live action) doesn't knows about other stand users #so this would be exciting for him. ryoma would be so confused to be accepted but thankful bc they really needed that job #their relationship starts out distant and professional but morphs into something more casual as time goes on #to the point ryoma is essentially just being paid to be his friend skabs they still try to do work but he doesn't require that of them #ryoma feels bad not working.. like shes just being a leech #around this time ryoma gets upgraded to working 24/7 there so they basically live together #rahh im just thinking of cute stuff now <3 Rohan gets sick and hes a huge drama queen about it. ryoma doesn't mind pampering him though #but of course there are also evils. thinking of an episode plot where a creature attached like. a time bomb to Ryoma. paranormal stuff #saw trap ish? blow yourself up or i explode all of morioh type thing. (or wherever the heck they live) #not sure if rohan lives in morioh in that universe yeah #Anyway gn

[goodbirb]

anyone have any podcast recs for someone w a wolf359 shaped hole in their heart 💗

#i did listen to time bombs and it scratched that itch but so sad its only 3 episodes #text toast

[aria0fgold]

Well that was... unsettling...

#ariaplays: isat #isat spoilers #bro i was like wondering where it was gonna go wrong at that part after i beat the king cuz i was like: aint no way its over yet? #and i was having such a good time talking to everyone cuz i thought siffrin gonna get killed by a trap after that room or smth #AND THEN! euphrasie just suddenly looked so devastated and the music got so distorted and she knew siffrin's name (how?) #and like oooooohhhh mygod what was that. and now im at act 3 back in the meadow and siffrin ououououghghgh....... #siffrin telling mira a lie bout a silly nightmare like i legit saw that split second timeframe in which he decided to just lie #ouououghghghg painful bro. painful. but the most painful part is that id have to beat the king again orz...... #it took me AWHILE to beat that guy. he killed me like TWICE with his hp down to the quarter and i refused to let that count to the loop #cuz i didnt wanna lose my bomb and yea sure tbf i couldve just equipped the memory for it but like-- siffrin's extra hp tho #and if it was possible to kill the king without having to loop and lose the bomb i crafted then id take that chance #it was a terrible experience tho. i had to exit the game itself to reload a save for that. first defeat happened cuz i THOUGHT #he'd only do that deadly attack ONCE and i had the shield on cooldown when he did it the 2nd time and uuuuggghhhh #2nd battle was the worst my rng during then was ASS everyone was in life support cuz the king kept BUFFING HIMSELF #and i couldnt use the shield cuz i cant count the turns. i dont even know how to and even if i could my memory cant keep up #and with the king buffing himself. the tears reducing my team's def. it was the worst possible combination like bro... #and now im in act 3 and gonna have to fight him again ouououuoghhghghghhg..... ill try and level up everyone before that fight then.... #everyone was at 50 by the king's fight (except for siff ofc he was at 59 i think?). i know i can get the others at 52 tho

[bruciemilf]

Well.

#that could've done better #scorpios stay forever unlucky in exams folks <3 #its weird #theres a 50/50 chance i bombed the second half bit like. it wasnt as if i didnt know the material #thats the part that sucks. i knew and i just wasn't sure. it could've been better #but if i do fail it'd be my like. 5th time. so oh well. off to the job office i guess #text #not dc #vent

[the-satellite]

Redesigned Delilah! Instead of wearing the whole of her dad's old fatigues she just has the jacket and an old helmet she owned by herself. Like this way better, she looks like she's actually 22 and living in these clothes, not to mention all the character in there now (at least to me). We're improving everyday gang!

Edit: next day and I realize the reason she felt a little too close to someone who'd live Fallout- the helmet is reminding me of Lil Mac! Weird

#cosmic entity's art #delilah jaxson #fallout 4 #fo4 sole survivor #for a little context: #rewrote the main character of this game. delilah is Nates daughter from his first marriage. she lived in Hawaii with mom #was visiting boston to help with shaun whos like. 3-4 years and also coping with extreme drop out of college level depression #bombs drop. takes the place of her stepsister Mariana in the vault. bing bang bam dads shot shaun and nora are gone and Delilah is the sosu #the other big change is nora is the institute director and Shaun is like human and 10 years old. its a time theres a party in my head #ANYWAYS #delilah is a prewar hippy she got arrested in the like. week she was in boston. fought with nate alot it makes her feelings complicated #so maybe the military wear is artistic. idk she was a theater/lit student she'd think so

[rillette]

🧃 *slips you a juice box* slurp slurp

yummy tank yew

#asks <3 #ty for the ask!! #and the juiced box <3 #if u are wondering (u arent). yes my bangs are really that uneven. #im working on it (read: ive been cutting the long side every couple of weeks and waiting to see if anyone notices) #kicking my feet while im here (read: procrastinating) let me tell u about my hair cut <3 #the lady i went to at the hair cut place was like. rushing. and so she cut my hair really choppy and uneven bc she was rushing #she did such a bad job that my dad was like ok. i will TRY to fix this i GUESS. and then in a total dad move. #he gave me a bowl cut trying to even it out. so i had a bowl cut for a whole hour or so until he fixed THAT #but he was like so stressed about it the entire time it was like he was trying to defuse a bomb or some shit he was literally sweating #anyways now its fine but also my bangs are still uneven #im a hat guy anyways so like. shrug emoji. #okay im going to go keep studying now (jingles away)