When you want to help your wifey with the household chores but realize how much work it actually is and don't know where to start so you just do the ironing and the cooking in one
(no worries, he ate the noodles after touching them, I hope)
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Italian guy gets transmigated into the roman era but cant live without tomatoes which are indegenous to western South Anerica so he kicks starts an era of discovery of new continents solely because "I aint having pizza without fucking tomato sauce"
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Various HCs of Carne because I found the mood.
About 19-22. Most definitely the youngest among La Unita (since, you know, Doppio ain't 17 on a technicality). Also around 5"6-5"10. Again, ranges are what I'd use before settling on a more definitive answer.
Incredibly devoted to Diavolo. It's for this reason that he's on very good terms with Doppio. To contrast, the rest of the Special Unit don't like him.
His... strange appearances are a result of the fact that he was basically born with the Notorious B.I.G inhabiting his body (a concept I'll elaborate more when I make a HC post of Aceto, but to start, it was an experiment), and his Stand was contained well within his body with layers of flesh so it doesn't break out and corrode it's host. The eyes were a Carne thing to start with.
One can usually see him with earphones plugged in, blasting music. Any kind, too...
A sucker for insects. Don't ask me why.
On the quiet side, and rarely initiates a conversation, but is surprisingly quite chill and laid-back. But when left unchecked, grudges fester in him. It's what fueled his Stand, after all.
More of a classic bodyguard to the Boss (not that the role was utilized much since, you know...) since he works out quite often, and unnerves people from a glance.
I believe what gave the Notorious B.I.G the energy required to break out also caused his faith in the Boss to completely shatter. Someone must've told him how his Stand worked in full, and whatever was said caused something to snap, which fulfilled the threshold for a grudge to bear. A grudge so potent it unleashed the Stand without prodding, just the host's death.
Unaware of the fact that La Unita and La Squandra have a bitter rivalry with each other, and in fact, considers Nero and Pesci to be his "friends". None of the guys like him.
Somehow, it's easy for him to fade into the background. Again, don't ask me why.
The smol form of his Stand is visible to him. Only him, though.
The kind of guy who will simply stare into space when he's got nothing to do. Remind him of a job he needs to do, will you?
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I always feel like the guy in that tiktok about “what if libraries were delis” when I go to the local pizza place. I ask for a large plain pie and garlic knots and I get scared they’ll spit in my face for being a fake Italian-American (I’m not Italian I’m Syrian. My auntie Linda is Italian tho! :D)
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iykyk exactly what im referencing but the phenomenon of making a blog with a quirky hyphen url dedicated to something as the very first step to making that thing part of your life gives me such second hand embarrassment 😭 like the langblrs that immediately reblog 1000 language learning google drives and inspirational quotes and translated poetry in their target language and then their most recent post is like i just downloaded duolingo!!!<3
like wouldnt you at least learn one sentence in russian and see if you like it before trademarking sarahochkas-russki-journey dot tumblr dot com? and I'm curious bc u see 1000s of these blogs in this initial stage but much fewer of them that made it any further so are 90% of them just immediately giving up and quietly deleting the blog or whats going on there
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