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homunculusalphonse · 2 years

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i really wanted to rewatch the first three pirates of the caribbean movies but i wouldn’t be able to see johnny depp’s stupid face without wanting to punch him

#captain's log #it is quite noticeable though i only watched those movies for will and elizabeth #it's the bi in me

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thethoriumreactor · 2 months

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Have a meme because I have no self control

Lucifer just seems like the kinda guy who’d lose his mind over ppl being too hot (our bi short king)

I spent way too much effort on this pls like it ily 🙏

Bonus (radioapple) doodles as always (edit: I. I just realised I forgot Al’s monocle in both doodles. I am dying inside. Why did no one tell me.):

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mini-minish · 2 months

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have you heard of that new hot spot in ba sing se 🍵

#inspired on that scene from howls moving castle #ode to all of u who had a crush on him when ur were like 12 #zuko #lee from the teashop #if i hid a sokka there what r u gonna do abt it #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko atla #atla zuko #theres also mai and those two girls u know the ones #cont of that last post perhaps???#he is a bi disaster to me #i actually hate the colors green is so hard to coordinate wtf #dood

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spooksier · 1 year

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me when the emotionally repressed character is revealed to have had something happen in their childhood that was completely out of their control but changed them in a way they can never come back from

#text!#did post this on twt but this belongs on the crying about characters website #and yeah this is about jarchivist and also marc spector in the mk show #idk it hit me yesterday that they were EIGHT AND NINE!!!!!!! when their respective thing happened and that ruined me #like it wasn't their fault but they think it is!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!!#holds those autistic bi men close to my chest #should've never smoked that shit* (*took my brother to a cave/read that book)#now im irrevocably changed* (*tied to the shittest god possible/destined to be the antichrist)#edit: this is getting a bit of traction so pls know that blorbo tagging and oc tagging is SOOO encouraged #thank you to the person who added the flaming text miles edgeworth thats so funny

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kysober-blog · 5 months

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heysweetbee · 7 months

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hobbymommyy · 6 months

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The time change is throwing me off so bad :(

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kafkaguy · 7 months

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are you bisexual. have you been bisexual. Will you be bisexual. when will you be bisexual

#this and many other questions i ask myself when looking at images of . attractive people #aka diego luna. sir tell me youre bisexual and if not why . quickly🎤#ok THIS is my final message. goodnight #bi tag #biggest hits

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softangelkisses · 4 months

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#ns/fw #sapphic nsft #wlw ns/fw #wlw nsft #wlw #wlw post #bi nsft #nsft wlw #bi ns/fw #hornyposting #send me dirty asks #send anons #18+ post #18+ account #18+ blog #18+ only

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faineant-girl · 5 months

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ohhhh bisexual man save me........ bisexual man............

#.tlktxt #been really loving being bi lately and also loving bi people. bisexuals out there i love you forever #literally. dont think i could date. like a non bi partner ya know. i mean definitely not like. a straight guy ya know #lord........ bisexual man SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

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minibunz · 4 months

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I want someone to push me down onto my stomach on the bed so they can spread my legs and run their hands over me, spreading me open “just for inspection”, making comments about how silly I am for getting so wet just from this

#pls #I just want someone to touch me I’m feral #inspection kink.#lgbt nsft #nonbinary nsft #bi nsft #nblm nsft #nblnb nsft #t4t nsft #nb nsft #t4t mlm #ftm mlm #mlm nsft #ftm bottom

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aeroplaneblues · 1 year

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Positive Reinforcement 🍃

The joke is that alhaitham will do the stupid grand sage job even if he hates it only because nahida asked him to stay by her side. He is a walking mystery but you can also read him like a book.

#wanderer #nahida #alhaitham #genshin impact #gi #idraw #me f2p cyno main: now i explain my jokes #tbh i dont main but he has his bis #cant wait to get alhaitham #scaramouche #also its acting grand sage #that happens when i dont read what i write #1k #5k #10k

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xxxhoekage · 9 months

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