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#it's so fucking FUNNNYYYY
oceandriveab · 1 month
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“keep running that mouth. see if i don’t come knock that j crew looking ass out” HAKSHDKABD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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its-a-me-mango · 1 month
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Sometimes I think about the SMG4 Machinima Artist job application requirements because it's so fucking funny
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Enjoying SMG4 is mandatory and they will know if you hate it.
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linkedin-offficial · 4 months
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not art but i HAVE to share these bcus ive picked up music autism lately . i have a weird habit of overanalyzing and overthinking about music when im hyperfixating on something and trying to connect the dots . well
IM LOSING MY MIND A LITTLE‼️ (SPOTIFY PLAYLIST)
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IM NOT WRONG RIGHT. RIGHT⁉️
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timothylawrence · 1 year
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Funniest two moments in BL3 for me have to be when Katagawa blows up Rhys' invisible ship in front of his very eyes instead of aiming at him four feet away, and then Aurelia saying "i know" before promptly shooting her brother and his fiance with no remorse.
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june-again · 1 year
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NOBODY LETS ME JOIN IN COOP ANYMORE LMFAO
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scr3amingghost · 1 month
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So funny that Billy is on the other side of the FUCKING ROOM after he fucks sid and how NEITHER OF THEM ARE DISHEVELED AT ALL like did u just lay on top of her for a few minutes then scramble away? what is it? the disgust? The autism? The fact u obviously been fuckin another dude (Last name Macher) and now women ain't shit to you? It's like he RAN AWAY FROM THE PUSSY it's so fucking FUNNNYYYY
Like I am a Bi!Billy believer but specifically bc I may be projecting slightly and he's a homoromantic bisexual who just prefers the bi label like me. But even then bro. Ur act. She started questioning u again RIGHT AFTER SEX. HOW BAD DID U FUCK UP THAT SEX THAT SHE DISTRUSTS U AGAIN?? HOW DID U FUCK UP UR ACCCT
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darlingvita · 1 year
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i’m friends with one of your exes and we constantly laugh about how you got butthurt about a tag they made on a post saying they’d been pretending to like your gifs AND THEN ran to twitter to subtweet about people who care about you doing things to hurt you. my favourite part is that your friends saw the tag and told you about it and it hurt your pride enough for you to reach out even though you blocked her after agreeing to stay friends. ps your gifs are still horrendous lmao
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNNYYYY it is 2023 and i don’t make gifs anymore because i’m 25 years old with a full time job and do not give a shit about my “ex” who wasn’t even ever my ex. grow up 😭 move on 😭
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dyke-zor-el · 1 year
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Lloyd’s thing with Harumi is so fucking funnnyyyy like he’s got the same thing people who run simp blogs for serial killers got going on he’s a #terroristapologist #Icouldfixher type
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pinkseas · 10 months
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[parasocial bestie] READING YOUR HC ABT ZV AND VENTI QUESTIONING to be aroace or not to be aroace AND ZL JUST KINDA ok fuck it ill let him fuck me AND THE CYCLE REPEATING THATS SO FUNNNYYYY IM ON MY KNEES CRUSHING THEM THESE SILLY OLD MEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭
SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YEAH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 no bc bestie shannon was listing various aro/ace/aroace hcs and brought up venti aroace and for some reason at that Exact Moment my brain was like god yes so based but also how would zhongven theoretically work in that context. and then it came to me like in a dream like a vision from the gods themselves...... <- she is fucking insane god help her. anyways i am giggling literally sm over it the visual of venti's little nod and zhongli sighing is So Clear In My Head its so funny to me im glad it is to u too <33333333 "okay fuck it ill let him fuck me" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD theyre so. they make me so.
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joyflameball · 5 months
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Know what fuck it. If you suibait people I will mock you relentlessly. Look at you you think you're so edgy by using suicide as a weapon, awww aren't you so edgy? You're such an edgy boyy! Why don't you head to 4chan, they LOVE how edgy you're being! Who's an edgy boy? Who's an edgy boy? Isn't it so edgy to trigger people for fun? It's so edgy of you to go out of your way to hurt people! You're so edgy! You're such an edgy wittle baby! Look at you! Look at you! You're such an edgy wittle bwaby loserboy! You're such a wittle loserboy! Awww look at this witte edgy baby! You're so EDGYYY you're so FUNNNYYYY telling people to kill themselves is FUNNNYYYY trying to worsen peoples' mental health is FUNNNYYYY because they DESERVE IT it's FINE you're not TRIGGERING ANYONE AROUND YOU you're just being EDGYYYYYY
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valentiancurse · 6 months
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>:3
One of my favorite BL mangakas work got another fan-translation and it’s so fucking funnnyyyy and stupid in the best way
They really said “I don’t want to do a semi-sad slow burn romantic 1970/80s queer American period piece for this story I want to use as much humor as possible for two idiots partaking in BDSM with as many stupid jokes/scenarios and funny faces as possible”
And I respect that immensely.
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petition for "that's the norm" to become an actual spin-off.
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hardkookiecookie · 2 years
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MAGNUM ACE HAS BECOME CHRISTIAN
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luckyspacerabbit · 3 years
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no one is more brutal to thane than his own fans i swear they’ll go from 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 “hi mr frog” to “lmao guess he croaked” in .05 seconds
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froody · 2 years
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Christians, specifically Catholics, attempting to call non-Christians out for blasphemy is so fucking funnnyyyy. They don’t have to respect our God, dumbass,
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spideyyeet · 4 years
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Switch
Peter Parker x avenger!reader
Summary: you find a tik tok where you switch clothes and you convince Peter to do it
Warning: language, fluff, mentions of sex, kinda sexual
(gif by @pterparkers )
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The tiktok
You tossed another grape, Peter catching it in his mouth with a smile. He chewed happily as you both sat across from each other on the couch. Blankets and pillows crumbled everywhere. Candy wrappers and empty chip bags laid on the floor. The game room a complete disaster.
Your fort was also destroyed because Peter accidentally threw a web grenade because he thought he saw a centipede, so Bucky’s special bean bag was ruined. But to be honest, it was cozy in here. You guys have been hiding out here for probably two weeks now because you and Peter were being “immature” during a mission and Steve suspended both your patrols until he decides you’ve both “grown up”.
Peter tossed a grape at you, which you caught in your mouth.
“What’s the score?” You asked with your mouth full.
Peter’s hand froze before he threw another grape.
“we were keeping score¿” You groaned, throwing a grape at Peter’s chest which made him flinch. “ow.” He mumbled
“I told you after I was at 7 and you were at 8 that you’re keeping score.” You grumbled, Peter biting the inside of his cheek.
“Sorry.” He pouted, popping a grape in his mouth. You rolled your eyes, chuckling lightly. Peter went back to watching Rick and Morty on the tv, while you scrolled through tik tok.
Then you found it. The best tik tok ever. A huge smile came across your face—
“No.”
“What—“
“I know that face y/n, I’m not doing whatever you’re gonna ask, all you do is embarrass me.” Peter said.
“You do that on your own.” You replied.
“Y/n.”
“You didn’t even see it.” You kicked the blanket off you, as you scooted next to Peter.
“I don’t wanna see it.” Peter said, pushing you back, but you only held his arm to your chest, making him huff.
“Fine.” He grumbled, staying still as you showed him the tik tok. “No.”
“Peterrrr.” You whined.
“I’m not doing that, it’s cringy anyways.” He said holding the inside of your thigh as you closed your legs around his arm, hugging it close to you as you looked over his side.
“It’s funnnyyyy.” You pout, kissing his shoulder repeatedly.
“I’m not doing it.”
“I’ll give you head.” You said, but Peter shook his head.
“The new ps5?” You kept listing things you think Peter would want but he kept saying no, or shaking his head.
“Peter what do you wanttttt.” You whined, which only caused a huge smirk to appear on Peter’s face. “No.”
“Yes.”
“Peter, no.” You shook your head, letting go of Peter.
“Y/n. Yes.” Peter smiled, turning around to fully face you.
“I don’t know why you think I won’t get mine taken away, you’re his favorite you do it.” You huffed.
“You’re basically his daughter y/n, he has a weak spot for you.” Peter said.
“Ughhhh” you groaned loudly, making Peter laugh.
“Fine.” You said, Peter’s eyes lit up like fireworks.
“No way!” He clapped already up.
You set your phone down as you took off your tank top, and wore Peter’s T-shirt, as he wore your tank top, which not so surprisingly was a little small on him, and made it look like a crop top. You then put on his basketball shorts, as he struggled to wear your blue shorts.
“Y/n give me something else, I can’t wear this.” Peter said looking at you.
“Why not?” You asked.
“You can see my dick is why.” Peter said showing you the very obvious bulge and outline of his dick. You held a hand to your mouth as you laughed. “Y/nnn”
“Sorry sorry. But no you’re wearing it, just like, cover it with your hand.” You said holding his wrist and placing it over the bulge. “See problem solved.” You smiled brightly, making Peter roll his eyes with a chuckle.
“You gotta admit my ass looks fine as fuck in these shorts.” Peter says, looking back at his ass.
“Have some modesty Parker.” You teased, squeezing his ass making Peter squeal.
“I better not get hard before the fuckin tik tok, or I’m out.” He warned making you chuckle. You grabbed some sunglasses from the table by the tv, putting them on Peter, before you put on a baseball cap backwards and took Peter’s watch from his wrist and put it on yours.
You clicked play on the tik tok, coming out and doing your part.
it don't even make sense put the Rollie on my wrist so they know what time it is
You stepped out of the camera as Peter strutted in, a hand covering his front, while the other hand took the sunglasses off and waved his hand around his face as he said the lines, making sure people can catch his thic as fuck ass.
He just wanna fuck with me 'cause I'm the one
He got all the drugs and I got all the guns
You fell over laughing, Peter joining in as the tik tok ended. You both rewatched the video, falling over each other laughing before finally posting it.
You both switched back. Peter smiling as he waited by the door and you huffed.
“But Peter—“
“You said yes baby. No one likes a liar y/n.”
“No 0n£ liKeš a liAr y/N” you mocked, rolling your eyes as Peter laughed.
So here you are in Tony’s lab, snooping around for the new suits he’s been working on. Tony has made everyone so many new suits since the quarantine has started but has yet to show anyone anything, asides from Bruce.
Peter is convinced Tony isn’t making him any because of what happened four months ago when he “accidentally” let Bucky try on the suit and it ripped. Tony said it was Peter’s responsibility so it’s not Bucky’s fault.
Nonetheless, on behalf of your boyfriend and best friend, you’ll find out. So looking through the screens, and around the lab. You finally found some blueprints on new suits. He hasn’t made any new suits for Peter....or you.
“What?!” You exclaimed loudly.
“Y/n.” A voice boomed in the room, causing you to scream. You stumbled away from the screens shutting them as you rubbed the back of your neck.
“Hi.” You said sheepishly.
“Hi.” Tony smiled, arms crossed. “What were you doing?—“
“Nothing—I need to pee—bye.” You dashed out through the backdoor. Sprinting down the halls of the compound. Before barging into the game room.
“Peter you can not believe Tony ughhh you know what the fuck he did!—“ your words stopped as soon as you saw Tony and the rest of the avengers sitting in the game room, surrounding a flustered Peter.
“Hi Tony.” You smiled, biting your lip nervously, hands picking at the ends of your shorts.
“There’s nothing on tv anymore so we decided to watch some of the security cameras.” Tony started, with a smirk, your mouth fell agape.
“It’s very entertaining!” Sam added, as him and Bucky laughed.
“Mhm very entertaining, the grape tossing got boring though—“ Nat added.
“Who won?!” Peter asked quickly.
“It was a tie.” She answered, you and Peter groaning.
“Anyways, after that we saw this.” Tony smirked, clicking some things on his watch, before the security footage of you and Peter changing into each other’s clothes popped up on the tv. Your cheeks turned a light pink as Peter held his face in his hands, especially when he started whining about his dick, making the whole team laugh.
“I-it was for a tik tok.” Peter grumbled, only making everyone laugh. You nibbled on your bottom lip, it wasn’t embarrassing that they knew you guys were doing a tik tok, it was just knowing that they were watching you and hearing your conversation was suspicious.
“Very funny indeed.” Steve said, watching Peter’s leg bounce.
“And then came your little deal.” Tony said.
“I wasn’t gonna take the suit, I just wanted to know if you made me one—“ Peter rambled, but Tony held a hand up shutting him up. You stood there, arms crossed in frustration.
“Neither of you are getting the suits.” Tony said, you and Peter both gasped.
“WHAT?!” You and Peter both began hyperventilating. Peter dramatically collapsing on the ground as you dropped to your knees. The team watched in complete confusion as Peter rolled around as you began airing out your shirt to catch your breath.
“what. the. fück.” Bucky stared.
The team slowly made there way out of the game room. Tony trying his best not to laugh, before he finally said. “Just kidding” and disappeared.
It wasn’t until an hour later when you were scrolling through tik tok, playing with Peter’s curls, when you saw yourself and Peter, but neither of you posted it.
“No.” Peter let out as he saw your phone. Your mouth fell agape as you watched the security footage with the noise of everything you and Peter were doing and to top it all off, the tantrum you both had at the end. All from the the account you made for the team the thicavenginghoes.
“We’re getting them back hard.”
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