#it's me I'm baby

[scienceisfood]

I love that I can do this to masks.

#sif personal #baby's first convention #it's me I'm baby #toriel undertale

[beyoursledgehammer]

Baby wanted cream cheese and olives, baby got cream cheese and olives

#it's me I'm baby #this is my number one weird nostalgia food #my grandmother made it all the time and we'd snack on it at her house #i think I've improved on the 'recipe' though

[inlovewithjemily]

Migraines suck! 😭😭 That is all... If anyone needs me I'll be hiding under my duvet with my stuffies

#migraines #so ill #baby needs a hug #it's me I'm baby

[leviathanswingman]

baby got their first irl transphobic comment after coming out as nb and asking for correct name usage today!

#it's me i'm baby #thrilled #ecstatic even #(i'm not this is why i'm scared of being out with new people in the first place) #literally got hit with the ''well you'll always be deadname and she/her to me'' TO MY FACE #she has known me for three months but pop off queen i guess #i lowkey expected it from her but still #youch

[jimothysomebody]

Him: Hey baby, whatcha doin?

Me: Readin' 😊

Him: About what?

Me: The F22 fighter jet 😊

Him: Why? 😂

Me: 🤷‍♂️ it's interesting

#it's me I'm baby #I just like reading lol

[squidwolfy]

Baby's first Lego set

#it's me I'm baby #the slime speaks #lego batman #lego sets

[midcarder]

ok now baby needs a NAP

#it's me i'm baby

[appocalipse]

baby's going to bed now, baby's exhausted

#it's me i'm baby #i'll fill more requests tomorrow #<3

[seventeendeer]

when you’re pet pet petting your sweet little baby cat on her sweet little pumpkin head but then she starts to get overstimulated and her little tail is swooshing back and forth and you can Tell all her ancient beast instincts are kicking in telling her to maul the shit out of your hand, and she looks SO forlorn because she actually wanted more cuddles but also there’s only so much a little animal can do to contain her impulses and she looks at you w the biggest wettest saddest eyes like

#deerchatter #I'M SORRY BABY I CAN'T UN-ZAP YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM .. WE HAVE TO STOP BEFORE U REMOVE MY FINGERS ....... #mine always just sits next to me afterwards like I May Not Be Able To Handle More Cuddles But We WILL Hang Out. End Of Discussion.

[vykodlak]

as soon as I'm done watching a movie

#actually just reminded myself of the coworker who's attached to me like a baby duck and #will wander over to wherever I'm having my break to show me american psycho memes #text

[burningchandelier]

I woke up with a sore throat and body aches and tried to pretend I was not getting sick.

A few hours later and I'm back in bed, totally crashing.

I need soup.

#it's me I'm baby #sick but more than usual

[filmnoirsbian]

It's fun reading writers who clearly grew up in suburban/urban environments as someone who grew up on a farm because they're always like "oh it was so creepy, woods at night, eerily breathtaking, something was living in there..." and it's like yeah that'll be the deer.

#LOVE ada limon love her love her stuff but that poem abt the baby horse always makes me chuckle #she's like horses are born fully formed! it's an adult horse just small and I'm like ada...that's how most animals work #tcp

[veliseraptor]

have realized that while i am not a fan necessarily of "people meet and immediately fall in love" i am a fan of "people meet and are immediately obsessed with each other." the love can come later but the absolute fixation should be immediate

#important text posts #about me #vegaspete and xuexiao in particular come to mind #it's the 'how unhinged does this look from the outside' question maybe #if it just looks like two people hitting it off and being cute together right away then eh not my thing #if it looks like two people who have suddenly zeroed in on each other in a way that makes others go 'oh that doesn't seem good' #i'm there baby

[jay-auris]

The problem: you are Michael Bublé, it is 2011 and you would like to make a Christmas album. Your producers want you to sing the classic Christmas song "Santa, Baby," but if you sing it as intended, it's gonna come off as, like, super gay

The proposed solution: you will rewrite the lyrics to the song to imply a platonic friendship between yourself and the man in red, making Santa a real bro who's gonna help you get laid by some hunnies, with cool, masculine gifts like a steel blue convertible, a yacht and tickets to a Canadian hockey game

The reality: the combination of the eroticism of your voice and the inherently sexual vibes of the song means you create a story about a closeted gay guy desperately repressing his desire to - as the kids say - fuck that old man, no homo'ing your way through asking him to trim your tree, promising you'll be such a good boy if he treats you well, and begging him to slide down your chimney

#santa baby #Tell me I'm lying

[hoofpeet]

Yellow little idiot

#hoof draws #pokemon #<- archens in his shitty baby vulture mode w/ no the baby plumage . #also hi everyone who watched me draw this on stream 👋 #second drawing sucked so i'm not posting it ig

[b0nelessdoodles]

tfw you're three deep in anchordeep and you get the notif that you're baby has been neglected so you turn into a speedrunner to get home

#cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #sins of the flesh is such a good update i'm living #shoutout to me and my friends that i was streaming to screaming when the notif popped up #we all got cuteness aggression towards when the first egg hatch holy shit #i will draw my sweet baby who is actually my lamb's nephew i think is the right relationship #lamb's husband's brother's kid #anyway i am playing favorites this kid is getting the immortality necklace and everyone else can perish #this game has no business being so fun tbh it is eating my brain