prev reminds me i've seen a few posts about dirk trying to impress grandma english but none about jake trying to impress alpha dave, a literal hollywood movie director. boy would be STARSTRUCK and probably really annoying about it
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So I like to imagine Alice made Diluc's outfit or at least got the alterations done. Then she had Klee's made and was just. "Ugh, fine, I guess I'll have one made for him."
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like just look at the difference in his neck. nobody wants to admit it but the dude is fucking jacked in aa4 and i honestly bet it's from years of carrying trucy (and pearl. and maya sometimes when she's being annoying because she loves to cling onto him) around and also trucy making him carry every last one of her magic props around. what other explanation is there. adrian andrews mentioned how phoenix bulked up a little in aa3 but it's like the man just hit the ground running. no wonder apollo's punch did jack shit to him. what's new pussycat
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I know it’s probably not a thing but I still love the idea of Hunter having small traits of the parts he’s made up of because it has a lot of comedy potential, especially if he thinks it’s normal
Camila, cooking dinner: oh no! I dropped my wedding ring in the water :(
Hunter: I got it [sticks his fucking hand in the pot of boiling water while everyone stares in horror]
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babblong is hilarious to me cuz his theme is used in psychic specters and only psychic specters. not even in 3. only psychic specters. and also the anime cuz that's where it originated ofc (just like the koma brothers' theme)-
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absolutely hilarious to me that in both camps and brooklyn house you have to somehow make your way there, whether with the help of a satyr or wolves or following the instructions on a record tape or whatever.... and then you have Valhalla. where you die. and the a bunch of dudes named erik judge your death. while everyone else listens.
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ok so i speak french (kinda) and when people learn that i speak french they usually ask me to say something in french. my go-to phrase is "je veux te frappe à la tête avec un poisson" and for those who don't speak french that translates to "i want to hit you in the head with a fish". the funny part is that this always gets a reaction of absolute amazement and i find it hilarious because i just threatened fish violence upon said person and they're just like whoa french
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thinking about how cider & dandy collectively have 1 visible eyeball
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*running Puppet Boss to get materials for the Puppet Boy* I can rebuild him...
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I find it really funny that these spam bots list states as their location. Imagining British spam bots:
Stacey ✨ deepthroat lover 😉 Weston-super-Mare 🍑
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Rindo you live laugh love bitch (affectionate)
Motoi you live laugh love bitch (derogatory)
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The way that Ryouta and Okosan's pictures are posed, every time the two of them are on screen together it looks like they're about to kiss, and that will never not be funny to me
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Would the knights doing the workout punishment just start following Diluc when he works out
Does Diluc know that his workout is a punishment
That's a really good question.
To be honest I don't think Diluc knows his workout his considered a punishment. I think he just work out his old workout for Varka. Varka tried it and was like "Oh god this is a punishment workout." And then he started using it as a punishment lolol.
And it's not Diluc's current workout. No, it's an old one. One he hasn't used since he was 16-17 ish. I highly doubt anyone would be able to follow his current workout. It's gotta be like fucking bunching whole tree or something.
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it comes so naturally. the way she uses a chunk of the road practically ripped free as something of a springboard, feet pushing off it with all the force she could muster. hands frimly grasp a bent over flagpole, just long enough to give her body the momentum it needed to actually reach the target. battered and ooze-stained legs wrap tightly around the CPN’s neck, Ritsuka’s hands finding a tight grip around its head. she ignores as the ick pulsates and pours, covering her bare legs and gloved hands with the sticky substance. she won’t succumb to it this time, fighting against any pain and weariness with an intensity that matched that of her battle within the Temple.
she cannot stop until this stops. that is the bottom line.
with every ounce of strength in the body, she grips tighter and tighter, her legs becoming like that of a unbreakable lock around the creature’s neck. she remembers NULL’s attack, how Aelin refused to give way until the thing was dead on the ground and she will do the same here but with an extra measure of making sure the thing stays dead. in one fluid motion, she grasps the dagger that had been strapped to her right thigh since this begun, pulling it free from its holster with ease. (that quick release function was a godsend.) though she had the strength, Ritsuka could not wait for this thing to choke. there was still a lingering weariness from using the Black Barrel, but these things afforded her no rest. it’d be rude of her not to return the favor.
with one hand practically a claw around the CPN’s chin, her thighs holding its head in place, she raises the dagger high before bringing it down directly in the center of its head. the thing lets out a strangled scream that lasts a few seconds, faliling as if trying to throw her off. but eventually, it falls to the ground in a motionless lump.
huffing loudly, Ritsuka yanks herself free, grimacing as she brushess off the ooze from her legs before looking at what was originally the creature’s target. “ Hey-- you alright?”
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The Wilds, Episode 8 “Exodus″
YKNOW MAYBE SETH JUST SHOULDN’T’VE COME
NOBODY GETS ALONG W/ HIM AND NOBODY TRUSTS HIM, SO LIKE SCREW HIS MARTYR MISSION AND SEND TWO TO THREE PEOPLE WHO LIKE EACH OTHER.
AND EVEN IF NOBODY ELSE WANTED TO GO, MAYBE DON’T IMMEDIATELY VOLUNTEER THE GUY WHO’S ONLY KNOWN FOR BEING REALLY QUIET AND NON-CONFRONTATIONAL TO BE THE VOICE OF REASON BETWEEN THEM
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