#it's just asmr for me

[palilious]

Sunshine has been trapped in that basement for 767 days

#just the idea that Sunshine thinks that Elliott straight up doesnt remember them #and suddenly he's here again #it would be very sucky for both of them #also lil art note #the chasm is tinted teal because its blake's magic keeping them apart #i think im sneaky #i miss this storyline #its just the lil itty bitty stories that give me the most creative inspo #aughhhhhhh #oc #art #originalcharacter #originalartwork #sketch #character design #redacted asmr #redactedasmr #redacted audio #redactedaudio #comic #redacted elliott #redacted sunshine #redacted balance #pali draws redacted

[rainingcatsandjune]

i've been hyperfixating on sam for only a week after my friend introduced me to him but rahdfjksgsjdifgkfjgh kjfgsdfgh im so obsessed

i hope the fanbase on tumblr accepts these sam doodles

(the dentist one is what i made right after listening to sam's imperium audio ASHDAJHDF i have not watched the rest of imperium besides his video oml)

#sam collins #redacted sam #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted audio sam #redacted asmr sam #drawing #HELPPP OH MY GOD ITS SO BAD #I THINK I GOT THE DEVOTED PATREON RANK LIKE 2 DAYS AFTER I HEARD SAM'S AUDIO FOR THE FIRST TIME #its so bad you have no idea #im slowly getting more and more into the redactedverse please bear with me if i dont understand or mischaracterise #also does this look like jacob yes it does shhhh they're the same theyre cousins #shhhhhhh #shhhhhhhhhhh sam is just vamp jacob but not obsessed and not a loser #my art

[spookybeandoodle]

Because I’m trash, one of my own head canons I have is that Alexis was one of the “friends” Treasure had and was at the club that night and when Porter says “You’re friends suck” it was a double meaning. Also imagine Alexis listening and being in the corner of the bar like-

And Porter just being like

Anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk

#My headcanon #or just where I put Alexis in every story cause why not #also I love the Porter/Treasure stuff but don’t ask me what happens #okay this is all I’ll probably post for today! #might disappear #jk well maybe I don’t know I’m an enigma #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted asmr porter #redacted asmr alexis #redacted alexis #redacted porter

[radiant-cowgirl]

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i need to be put down like a rabid animal

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted sam #give me the old yeller treatment #someone just put me down #take me out back and put me down

[sheawritesstuff]

Every Name David Called Angel Before He Called Them Angel For the First Time

[In order of appearance]

Dumbass, Little Snot, Comedian, Perv, Little Shit, Snot, Smartass, Trouble Maker, Unapologetic Flirt, Trouble, Tease, Menace, Idiot, Mess, Little Pervert, Moron, Buzzkill, Pervert, Fucker, Baby, Creep, Fuck, Genius, Mate, Trainwreck, Nuclear Power Plant

#He called them dumbass over 10 times before he called them Angel #I'm just sayin that very well could've been their name if he kept up the whole tsundere act #appreciate what you have davey lovers #also this took me far too long to put together #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted david #redacted angel #david shaw #shea speaks

[cute-brainz]

in honor of the Sam BA 🫡📣 idk what to do with myself

#rising from the dead for sam collins? you bet! #what the fuck. what the fuck . w #oh my god #do you feel me? oh my god #it deserves more than doodles. can i draw stuff from the ba like legally idk #okau ill drink waterand stop tagging this so much #redacted audio #redacted asmr #brainz oc tag #digital art #fanart #art #artists on tumblr #digital artist #redacted darlin #redacted sam #im rlly sick rn it just felt too important not to post something to commemorate i love sam so much

[copsecore]

asher: “how did you break your wrist? wrong answers only.”

angel: “smacking david shaw’s juicy fat ass so hard it shattered.”

asher: “i said wrong answers only, this isn’t confession.”

(tagging: @epsi-l0n)

#incorrect quotes #does anyone else know that meme or is it just me #sorry if it’s been done before #but this totally happened #it also works if you switch their places #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted david #redacted angel #redacted asher

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

so I watched the most recent episode of succession (oops) and the thought vaguely occured to me "oh dear how are they going to recover from this one?"

and the answer is, of course, that they won't. this is the beginning of the end. this is how they destroy each other.

anyways that's my prediction for the fandom ciao kisses hope u all have a very chill season 4 💋

#succession #succession spoilers #succession 4x03 #there's not going to be another season is there? #i feel like succession fans very quite literally could not survive another season #they are being torn about like tissue paper in the wind #...like used tissues in Gerri's pocket i was gonna say but letsbehonest that woman's never publicly used a tissue in her life #anyways what is this. what is this i am experiencing? #is this ENJOYMENT? am i experiencing ENJOYMENT from this highly popular television show? #i did not consent to this!!!!!! #oops accidentally joined a fandom by watching a show and reading the social media reactions and looking up all the inside jokes and #ew i hate it take it back #(but first let me enjoy ASMR Deceased Billionaire Being Crunched On By The Worms) #my favorite thing about this fandom is nobody seems to actually ENJOY being in this fandom #it's just a continuous river of 'this fucking destroyed me' followed by polite thanks to the showrunners #which is impeccable. impeccable energy.

[sweetheart-ashy]

Im begging to be given an audio of sam begging darlin’ to let him drink their blood because hes hungry.

(With consent and he would not force it, its sam mofo collins he wouldnt dare cross darlin’)

#please just give me a southern man begging #sam whimpering 😩🥵 #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted sam #redacted darlin

[tanky-baby]

Redacted charaters ranked based on how many bitches i think they could pull cuz im bored:

Caluem ( is that how you spell it???)- zero, becuse he is quite literally a child. Has plenty of platonic bitches tho.

Kody- literal bitch repelent. The hoes smell his cheap colonge and go running. Freelancer was giving him a chance out of pure pity for this trash man.

Damien- has no wish to pull any bitches.

Huxley- bros before hoes dude.

Christian- only pulled Amanda cuz shes soft for losers. Other than her, bro gets zero hoes.

Lovely- buy the time they got the confidence to pull, they were going strong with Vincent

Tank- is actually pretty attractive, but tends to acidentally scare the bitches away.

Bright eyes- panics at the sight of hot people.

Vega- can pull, but chooses not most of the time.

Lasko- on the rare occasion he has the courage to pull, then boy oh boy, he'll pull. But that courage comes quite rarely.

Vincent- contrary to popular belief, i think he has some trouble pulling. Bro was so desperte he broke covert.

Sam- has a knack for pulling bitches with mommy and/or daddy issues. Not that he really minds, ofcourse.

Warden- alright at pulling, but has work to do. Sweetheart mentors them in the art of getting laid.

David- usally pisses off the bitches before he can pull them in. Angel flirting with him after being acused of stalking him was sheer luck on his part.

Alexis- could be better. She gets attached to quickly.

Babe- 50/50 when pulling bitches. Swears up and down that they pull all the time tho.

Fredrick- not much to say. Has fairly good game.

Quinn- as much of an ass he is, the guy can be quite charming. Pulls through gaslighting and deception.

Guy- his bluntness does wonders. Consitently pulls moronsexuals.

Milo- we stand our sweet talking short king. Pulls like theres no tomorrow. The accent helps.

Asher- can pull well, but tends to leave the bitches in the dust with how hyper he is.

Angel- known for pulling tons of bitches. Started going for assholes to challenge themself.

William- has the nursing home in a choke hold with his rizz.

Sweetheart- they could pull anyone in the pack if they wanted to. They bagged Milo after breaking into his apartment didnt they?

Freelancer- basicly had a harem. Grade A Chad.

Gavin- actively has to avoid the bitches now that he's in a relationship. They wont leave the poor man alone.

#this is for shits and gigs dont take it seriously #bright just like me fr #damian and hux are gay men #they need no bitches #bitch dosent fell like a word anymore #RedactedRankedTM #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted headcanons #redacted sweetheart #redacted lasko #redacted sam #redacted darlin #redacted david #redacted asher #kody's a little shit #redacted vega #redacted vincent #redacted milo #redacted william

[arrowfleur]

Extremely specific redacted head-canons:

Guy used a fork to get his toast out of the the toaster for years until honey saw him doing it one day and screamed at him from across the kitchen. It is a miracle he was never electrocuted.

When Geordi was little he tried to play basketball with the older kids to ‘fit in’ but ended up tripping over the base of the hoop and breaking his nose.

Babe was the kid at school that would give themselves a haircut in the bathrooms with art scissors.

Huxley is left handed and still gets ink along the side of his hand all the time.

David is the designated spider catcher, he never kills them and is often verbally assaulted (lovingly) by Angels screams while he finds himself a cup and some paper to get the spider out of the house.

One time Asher asked Milo to help him dye his hair but Milo was extremely tired and ended up accidentally ‘water-boarding’ Asher with a towel whilst washing out the bleach.

Lasko accidentally ended up in a cult meeting once because he’s socially anxious and was scared to say no to the people who invited him in.

Caelum didn’t realise Madagascar was a real country he just thought they’d made the place up for the animated movies.

Darlin has a scar on their face because a piercing rejected but whenever anyone asks they act very mysterious about it and dodge the question.

When cutie was in high school they threw a house party whilst their parentswere away but somehow the house ended up getting set on fire and they couldn’t keep it hidden for very long…

Before Gavin met freelancer he met a guy at a party who told him ‘he new a place’ but that place ended up being an abandoned house and Gavin had to painfully explain why he didn’t want to make out in it.

Avior loves thunderstorms. It doesn’t rain in Aria so it’s one of his favourite parts about Elegy and he purposely goes out for walks when it’s forecasted to rain.

#why are these so specific?!? #because they are all just things that happened to me that I assigned to redacte characters #Lmaoo #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted Avior #redacted David #redacted milo #redacted asher #redacted lasko #redacted Geordi #redacted Darlin #redacted guy #redacted honey #redacted gavin #redacted angel #redacted cutie #redacted caelum #redacted babe #redacted huxley

[slushiepizza]

if it's not obvious already, i headcanon that there's something severely wrong with guy that's masked with his upbeat personality

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted guy #the fact that he wants to be a writer #something that's introspective and like. a solitary activity #just interests me #something about him... something about him forreal #i think that he's a competitive overachiever #like he HAS to strive for something and constantly be on the move / a state of chasing #for life to be exciting for him #his fear is being stagnant and settling for less #because he wouldnt settle for less no matter what his situation is #that being said it'd be a very slippery slope once he's at the top and gets what he wants #bc what is there left to live forf

[radarchives]

#obey me nightbringer #barbatos #that call was a fever dream #barbatos just lowkey threatening you asmr #queuecifer

[latenightsleeper]

Thinking about how Tank and David probably see Gabe in each other. Gabe was the closest thing Tank got to a fully functional adult who cared about them and Gabe was David father, they both had deeply personal relationships with Gabe.

It’d be no surprise somethings stuck

It’s no surprise David grew up with similar features as Gabe but there was always such an overwhelming David of how he held himself. Tank though, had no problem seeing how much of Gabe lived in David. Sometimes they’d look up and see David move in such a way it’s like Gabe is right there in front of them. Arms crossed loosely, hands tucked into his armpit, leaning back a bit as David pinched his face a bit more than Gabe would as he listened.

Tank, it’s more subtle, more quiet and something that flys over your head. Something that’s quite normal in things regarding Tank. But David, with years of life with his father and seeing Tank a few times when his dad would pull him and guide a young Tank through the threshold. Tank dressed in a similar way to Gabe, practically and casually; leather jacket attached to their body and old worn jeans with boots that looks like they were older than him. Tank wore looser clothes though, Gabe was fine with more form fitting shirts and pants where Tank tried to hide.

Idk just Tank and David thoughts

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #sleep speaks #redactedverse #redacted darlin #redacted tank #redacted asmr darlin #redacted asmr tank #redacted audio darlin #redacted audio tank #redacted david #redacted david shaw #redacted asmr david #redacted asmr David Shaw #redacted audio david #redacted audio David Shaw #they give me such tragic sibling vibes #just the saddest sibling feels with them #a lot of ‘ what would have been ‘ and ‘ what if? ‘ #lots of ‘ im sorry for taking you dad away from you ‘ and ‘ you didn’t do that #tank so guilty it could start a religion

[propertyofsamcollins]

Idk if anyone has said this already, but Milo and Sweetheart are very Morticia and Gomez coded.

#like its almost uncanny #idk maybe thats just me tho #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart #redacted verse #redacted fandom #redactedasmr

[copsecore]

istg erik’s writing got me fucked up coz why am i out here casually using words like “proverbial” and “chagrin” in my daily vocabulary

#/pos #it impacted me for the better #its giving You Can’t Just Say Perchance #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted erik